Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Ikusaba claimed
i want an anon to fuck my waifu while i watch
>>717026704
Its coming fine. Stitches are starting to dissolve properly. Shes nearly 70 and she has pretty much just been your typical East European woman this whole time.
still here
and
>>717026675
spooky?
>>717026815
>>717026588
lewd threads?
generals?
even here
>>717026616
whats under the dress
>>717026704
A bit of fresh air is always nice.
I'm not judgmental for shit with beginners, I always have a good time with anyone on the mountain.
>>717026815
hi
I'm lonely
>>717027137
books and magic and junk
What's under THAT dress?
>>717027212
hello
>>717027248
hi lonely i'm dad
>>717027031
>>717027035
>>717027056
>>717027212
It is time....
>>717027137
Blonde and blue? Who may you be Aryan?
>>717027137
ehh i dont really go into those and i post tomoko here
>>717027382
Mods do something about the fucking fagbots already.
>>717027307
Hi Dad
Why don't you love me
>>717027366
before you do please fuck my waifu
>>717027271
where would all of that fit?
a wonderful world
>>717027379
try it out! lots of fun !
>>717027382
Why is she covering her penis? .////.
>>717027537
I would but im incredibly sick.
>>717027499
because you're gay, son.
>>717027300
I'm doing fine, how have you been?
>>717027366
What time?
>>717027609
so you can post yours
Hello everyone, hope I'm not too late
>no life
>Juvia claimed
Juvia and Tali are samefags prove me wrong
>>717027738
nuuuu ;~;
>>717027035
Good to hear. My in-laws are Eastern European (Poland/Ukraine) and the grandparents had a similar demeanor. Got along quite well with both of them because of it.
>>717027212
I gotta have me fresh air every so often or I get restless. Doesn't really matter what I'm doing as long as I get that time to reconnect outdoors.
I never really tried my hand at skiing until I was older just because there's no snow or terrain for it here in Texas. Western Pennsylvania/New York on the other hand, was perfect for it. After quickly realizing I couldn't ski for nothing, I decided to stick to snow football/snow rugby.
>>717026815
Nicely done Haruhi.
>>717027661
Flu or something similar?
>>717027742
It's never too late. How's it going?
>>717027556
I have been in those threads and they were kind of ehh so I stopped going
>>717027537
I'm sure you will find someone to do it in here....
>>717027719
FOR THE PURGE!
>>717027901
do it
>>717027913
You listening? Damn son.
Jeez, messing up my posts already.
>Linked to myself by mistake.
>>717024938 (Houki)
The Kansas family are all from my mother's side of the family, (The one's I visited before I drove up here), and the rest of my father's family.
>I'm going to take a guess and say that only a 6th of my father's family lives up here in Minnesota.
>I had a somewhat exhausting day, plus it's getting late, can't math good atm.
>>717027719
ive been trying to get better with some help
>>717027913
thanks i got that picture today so im trying to show it off
>>717027931
find one that you like then
even better make your own
>>717027913
Flue minus the body aches.
>>717027970
Disneyland sure looked weird back then
>>717028141
/thread
>>717027913
Austria and Serbia here. On the side thats still alive, at least.
カラミチーマス
>>717027661
damnit. thats too bad.
maybe bring some friends to help?~
>>717027970
i hope your right
>>717027913
It's been well. Just enjoying my vacation
How about you?
>>717028069
Hello Tali.
>
I see you're still sick.
>>717028419
Hello other cute blue haired waifu
>>717028419
more of her
>>717027913
>snow football/snow rugby
Is that even a thing?
Or do you just happen to play during occasional snowfalls?
>>717027970
You've purged me 38 times already.
>>717028004
Good!
Are you noticing any results already?
>>717028528
Aloha you fine individuals, what's good?
I'm having an existential crisis brought on by Naruto and Inuyasha openings from 10 years ago, I think I may have my priorities in life messed up
>>717028690
shyyyyyyt
>>717028477
Went to work today tho only lasted half the day
>>717028462
Got a lewder nuder version?
>>717028063
it sounds like id be a brief thing for a fap and thats not worth the work
>>717028556
ive been eating better and getting more sleep lately
after what happened yesterday it was hard to fall asleep though
>>717028958
What happened yesterday? Are you okay?
Answer both questions.
>>717028828
I live on my own time. Also I've been drinking
>>717028958
Well those sound like outstanding results already.
I don't want to plunge you back into it, but what happened to you yesterday?
>>717028958
Heya haruhi
>>717028462
>wew
Not even nude and that was still great
>>717028690
>WEW
l-lewd.
>>717028828
Of course! How could i go a night without seeing you
>>717028855
>dub dubs
Well at least you tried today, have you been improving lately?
Also you know I'm here to do what i can
>
>>717028855
not of that no
>>717029071
dont worry im fine
>>717029235
id rather not talk about it im just trying to get over it
sorry
>>717029365
hi tali
>>717028893
make it longer then
>>717029227
How was the yum spaghet
>>717029427
What a let down, no one tells me anything, hmph
>flys down looking at u
>>717028828
who is sheeee
>>717028002
Sometimes too it's about the ones you get along most with. While most of us are here in the area, there's only so many I keep in close contact with. The others I see mostly during the odd gathering or holidays.
>>717028069
I got something trying to get me, but with my luck that'll happen after the holiday where I'll be stuck using sick leave.
>>717028308
Nice, ever been to those places to see your roots? Mexico is too damned dangerous for me to bother at this point.
>>717028477
One more shift before the weekend, should go by pretty quickly tomorrow. Lots of football, and the weather is supposed to be in 60s/70s, so I'll more than likely grill out too.
>>717028556
A group of us made it a thing, usually there was enough people to field full teams plus reserves- while one group played a half, the other group was grilling meat and tending to the fire. Then the groups switched, and after the cooking & game was over, all of us would enjoy some food & drink around the fire before heading out. Playing during a snowfall was definitely the best.
Chitose!
>>717029489
Sadly not yet, it'll have to wait for tomorrow night because I work tomorrow, but the day out with the squad was pretty chill.
Also finally got around to getting myself a new guitar, it's so much better now.
>>717029178
Very well?
>>717029402
It is my duty every day to purge the unneeded out of society.
>>717029466
I cant
>>717029767
Listen I'm calling it right now. If the Dolphins can beat the Patriots this Sunday expect both face each other in the divisional round
Dolphins are going all waaay
Also ShitHawks aint beating dembois
ky
>>717029787
Did you say Cheetos?
cartoons as wives? really? you retarded lonely teenagers don't have video games to play or something?
>>717029420
I like my women lile i like my crazies. Tied up and unable to move
>>717029402
Im about the same as yesterday. On a bright note i did get to hold sneks for the first time today.
>>717029767
On the bright side ypu get to have a nice holiday
>>717029427
Dont be sad pls
>>717029427
No that's alright.
I don't want you to go in that territory if it makes you feel uneasy.
Avoiding it will help you get over it, forgive my curiosity.
>>717029767
That sounds amazing.
It must be a whole lot of people then.
>>717028828
>>717029861
>>717028477
Hi
>>717028528
Fuck off also,
>>717028690
>>717028734
>>717029402
Not me
>>717029767
No, not enough money. Id love to so to Austria though, she went back a few years ago and loved being back home.
>>717029833
I guess the excitement will continue to build. And the days only half done, get back out there :^)
>>717028828
>>717030280
Yes him
>>717030265
This gif is mesmerizing.
>>717029540
im sorry please just understand its not something i want to bring up
>>717030022
its ok
>>717029950
im fine dont worry
its getting a little late im going to go now
bye everyone
>>717030265
?
>>717030618
ive always been here
>>717029950
your very kinky hehe
>>717030727
Goodnight Haruhi!
>>717030618
>>717030674
try it drunk
>>717030738
sleep
>>717029862
Brady sucks against Miami on the road, but if that happens, then NE will fix it in the playoffs. With Carr out I don't see much competition in the AFC other than maybe KC.
Cowboys will beat themselves before someone else beats them. Last time they had a first round bye was when Benny Hill was coach, and he went on the record as saying that a bye was like winning a playoff game...before Dallas fell flat and choked.
I'm content with a playoff win or two from Seattle. Losing Thomas sucked.
>>717029950
Yep, I can find stuff to do while I'm sick to stay busy. Unless I'm deathly ill, it's gonna be business as usual.
>>717030022
20+, but to spread the expense around, everyone would pitch in funds or bring some meat/beer/drinks even if they couldn't play. There were always some moochers, but usually by that point there was more than enough to go around plus leftovers.
>>717030334
>not enough money
Yeah, finances always put a damper on things. I have money, but like I said, too dangerous to be prowling Mexico.
Time for me to get some sleep, goodnight everyone.
>>717030618
Just try and be rid of me
>>717029767
>football
Yeah, can't wait to watch the Lions squander a division title away. At home. On Sunday night football
>
But hey at least you're going to have a good time.
>>717029845
I noticed. But what will you do when you find someone conventional weapons don't work on?
>>717029950
How come you were able to do that today?
>sneks
The only snek i want to hold is the lewd one
>>717030280
>cute
How are you today qt?
>>717030727
Please don't go was it really that bad? You should talk about it.
>>717031234
You take too long to reply, faggot. Seasshole is a waste of a playoff spot because they aren't going anywhere.
Sweet dreams <3
>>717031280
Simple!
>>717031164
ngiht
>>717031164
Alright I'll save it for later.
What are the known effects of watching it while intoxicated?
>>717031234
Sounds like a great time.
How often did you do that?
>>717031280
I went to a petco today. I also ate 2 hash cookies to ease the pain.
>>717031234
>cozy
I wish to cuddle you now
NEXT Purple, the embodiment of plutia/iris heart's mannerisms mixed in with neptune? Hell to the yes.
>>717030586
What?
>>717031280
Tired with a side of slight happy?
>snapchat because fuck everything
>go through stories of people
>see some choose color to say how you feel about them
>decide to actually partake in it
>goes to two decisions
>pink - you're cute
>white - I used to have a crush on you
Crush for one year, think she's still cute. She's literally shorter than me and has a chest size I favor. Pretty flat, however she gets upset when I mention it (but I never say I like her size). Plus she's scene. Chose Pink, and not ten seconds later, she replies.
>ohshitwhatthefuck.png
>nervous intensifies
Open the message
"Thank you"
Relief
>>717030334
I'd rather stay somewhat alive for work tbh, the crazy shit can hold off I'm pretty sure.. maybe :thinking:
>>717032021
When!
Akari claimed
>>717032400
Goodnight, cute face.
My waifu is super CUTE
>>717032330
As soon as I'm going to sleep ._. Hello and good night Akari
>Alice-anon
>>717032400
Goodnight.
>>717032686
Prove it by posting her pussy.
>>717032772
No! That is veru lewd anon!!
>>717032261
Two minutes before that post
>>717026815
this pic makes me feel
>>717032914
20 hours after there stand
>>717032887
Yes but it would be cute too.
>>717032330
qt
>>717033392
When?
>>717032177
Groovy
>>717031601
Alright seems to narrow it down but what if that doesn't work either?
>i.e someone's waifu doesn't need air to breath or can escape the chamber
>>717032021
Seems like you were sp00ked for a minute. Glad she accepted your choice. Anything else going on?
>>717034008
Just trying to learn to trick kick. You know, Asian stuff. Now I'm going to sleep
Goodnight all you people
>>717034008
We always find a way.
>>717032710
Rest well! Hopefully we get a chance to chat next time!
>>717033449
*blushes*
you are too kind. how's it going?
>>717034264
Good lil pink one ^-^
I'm good im just working my ass off getting my coworkers to like me for dumb things here and there
>>717034196
That wpuldnt work on my waifu unless its a direct hit.
>>717034460
Then I guess we will make it a direct hit!
Good luck with that. She's usually moving at FTL speeds. Plus her ship has a damn good countermeasure system
>>717034455
who is this cute semen demon?
>>717034455
too cute
why are you so concerned they like you? what do you do for work?
>>717031730
Well did they work?
>>717034166
>dubs
Well nighty night qt
>>717034196
How do you plan to battle waifus from fantasy worlds with regular weapons though?
>>717035235
Yeah but now everything is like in slow motion
>>717034900
Read the thing
>>717035014
I'm not worried by any part of it lol if they like me cool but I just like people to be happy when they work so i'll do funny stuff. I wash dishes and make food sometimes at a pub.
>>717034983
>>717035235
Lead at fast speeds hurts no matter where you are! Besides Rory and her friends seemed to mange well!
>>717032177
You should still have some fun though
>>717035607
I cannot die. Literally.
>>717035380
I think that is a healthy social attitude to have: putting in the work to be likable but not losing sleep over any jerks. I take it you just started working there?
>>717035708
Mai
>>717035708
Mai
>>717035473
Hello scarf
Doing good?
>>717035484
Do something
>>717035728
My waifu cannot die*
>>717035728
You will die in 80 or so years and become a god. Technically you would be dead then as a god in another universe! All we have to do is pull out and you are purged!
>>717036294
Heh thanks and sometimes it's healthy today was joking about sucking dick.. but we all got some good keks in. and no ive been there for a lil while now :D
>>717035338
And that's a problem how?
>>717035607
Unless said lead has no effect, or said lead is blocked with ease.
>>717036462
>was joking about sucking dick
no homo though
>>717036645
Its just a little weird tp be honest m8
>>717036312
Yup doing good.
What about you?
>>717036665
Kek 1 off
no one had said no homo so it's up to you to speculate i suppose ;)
>>717036844
This image really fucked with me
>>717036844
can we get gay together?
Leaking my way to 2017...try this out on any girl in your school lol snap-leak-cf
>>717036974
>>717037560
nu u post img now
>>717036645
https://youtu.be/ofkoH4sAVCU?t=88
>Blocked with ease
>>717034983
>>717035014
>>717035235
>>717035380
>>717035473
>>717035484
>>717035728
>>717036171
>>717036294
>>717036310
>>717036312
>>717036462
>>717036520
>>717036740
>>717036789
>>717036844
>>717036907
>>717037808
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
>>717037808
>that image really fucked with me
>>717036789
Doing pretty good myself
Playing some games at the moment.
Been up to anything?
>>717038215
who is sheee
>>717037808
i just want to get gay
Has I claimed the first furry of the thread?
Tis my cover of a pic I ripped off Google, lol
>>717038271
oh it's a tali :D
I thought you were Klonata
> Uhmm just try and un-fuckit if you can?
>>717026815
claiming this bitch
>>717038568
get gay than dayum
>>717038622
<---I based it off of this.
>>717038785
i can only do that if someone fucks my boipussi
>>717038380
Just had a normal day.
I will go to bed now, see you next time.
>>717038938
See ya fag.
>>717038938
Alright good night
>>717038480
Figure it out you filthy jew!
>>717039108
I can't cuz fucking mainland china has shit internet and google is blocked, i have to travel to hong kong to go online
>>717039236
become proxyfag
>>717039236
Fine, Erica Hartmann. Strike witches anime.
>>717038655
I had to many cookies i dont think i can unfukt it
>>717039398
k
>>717039398
you high?
>>717039372
vpns and proxy sites are blocked, last person who did that was executed
>>717039376
she;s a qt, thank you
>>717039678
No im in bed
>>717039618
Wanna make out
>>717039788
Have a sick thursday night on me go leak your ex gf or sister now at snap-leak-cf
>>717028307
wow I'm gay now
>>717036740
Sounds like it would be fun. But then again i wouldn't know
>>717038215
>implying i mean blocking like that
Only a fool would use defenses so weak.
A water body is a easy solution
>
>>717040133
Now that picture rrally fucked with me
>>717040133
Into the oven you go then! You will evaporate!
>>717040133
i bet Juvia is always horny because she's always wet.
>>717040585
post real image you cunt
>>717036312
That is true too
>>717036381
40 years. But then my waifu could choose where she goes.
>>717040777
Withen your land sure but not mine!
>>717040932
What if she makes it your land
>>717040245
Do not be confused. It is a simple water body, easily allows objects to pass through her body without harm
>>717040419
Simple bricks cannot hold such powerful magic.
>>717040488
>dubs
Kek
You would think.
>>717041093
Then the battle of the gods will occur. What makes you think Odin some some shit will fight you?
>>717041439
Im not confused just idk
Claim
>>717041557