ITT: Women who, against all known laws of nature, somehow

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>>717010506

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If only her scenes weren't so boring.

>>717010965
Dayum

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Dat voice!

>>717010506
Read this.

http://ans-wer.com/biography/kari-byron-biography.html

Some chank writing bios. Funny as shit

>>717011286
Mahnig!

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>>717011081
Yes

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>>717012219
My brain. It hurts now.

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>>717012236
Only reason I still play Dragon Age games.

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>>717012164
Hotter when younger.

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>>717012568
nicebaitmate.exe

>>717011377
Is that a new photo?

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>>717013008
She used to look naturally attractive, now she looks like she tries really hard to look hlf as good as she did

>>717013511
this year i think

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>>717012422
mah nigga

>>717014014
I wouldn't mind her sitting on my face if you know what I mean.

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>>717013786
genuinely unsure if troll or not

>>717011010

http://kitty-kats.net/threads/maitland-ward-nude-body-paint.2430701/

>>717014014
>Jen not in focus
>photographer and lamp in background are

Triggered

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>>717010506

>>717014758
cant unsee

>>717014210
Fuck, she's always hot. I like to imagine her sucking and eating spaggetti wrapped around my dick. I need those italian melons around my coock

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>>717014618
I'm not saying she isnt attractive but her face and figure were better 10 years ago

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>>717015542

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>>717014999
Mmm.... fuck yes.

>>717015759
Man, she's perfect. Great body, can cook awesome food, tons of sexual experience, stinking rich. Perfect girl.

You know who else rocks my cock? Nigella and that french lady from Montreal. Forgot her name... Lauren something?

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>>717016233
>tons of sexual experience

Explain

>Perfect girl

Agreed

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>>717015598
Reasonable people can come to different conclusions I suppose but personally I feel she's never been hotter.

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>>717010965
>Nigger loving skank.

>>717016569
Agreed. This bitch does nothing for me.
Sorta thought she was hot waaay back whe she first hit....b4 ever hearing her speak.

You know damn well this bitch is EVIL to everyone who she thinks is beneath her, or cannot do something for her.

>>717015598
Comsidering she popped out a kid she looks great

OPs mom

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>>717016510
She's almost 50, a MILF like that, especially an Italian, is bound to have tons of sexual experience, compared to a beta virgin like me. Just seems logical.

Oh, and I found the other chick. Laura Calder. Big boobs, french cooking, nice face. Also a perfect woman.

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>>717016510
>>tons of sexual experience
>Explain

She got started at a young age, with her father having a go at her. Can't say I blame him.

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>>717017486
No question she's hot af!

Never heard about the daddy stuff w her tho. Care to elaborate.

I have heard she is a nympho, and banged a ton of dudes whiles she was married. Although I've seen her ex hubby when he was on her show. He always seemed kinda faggy to me

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yeah i said it.

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>>717017458
I'll stick with Giada. 46 and looks like this, my ex was damn near her doppelganger, same height, same weight, same hair

Probably why I like her so much....that and the cooking thing

>>717017994
Man, I still listen to Toxic. Really good song. Plus, in recent years, she's gotten hotter due to all the yoga and working out.

>>717017994
Dumb as a bag of hammers!

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>>717018099
given how low she got a few years ago, its great shes got that milf look.

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>>717017786
Apparently he started in on her in her early teens. He told her they were lovers in a previous life, and that he he was getting her ready for her husband.

Girls with daddy issues are the best in bed.

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>>717017486
Didn't nudes leak earlier this year or was that just some bullshit?

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>>717018341
>Girls with daddy issues are the best in bed.
Can confirm

Doubt the story about her though

>>717018341
Sounds hot! Tell more, or what to search for, so I can read up on it myself.

>>717018344
That would be amazing! Would sooooooo love to see a few saucy pics of her naked or at least those glorious tits out

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>>717018700

Dubs and one trips, that must make it true, then.

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closing in on 50.

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Like a fine wine.

>>717017486
> Shoulders wider than the hips.

Damn, they don't make them like the used to.

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>>717020236
Oh, I think she's made just fine my friend

>>717018341
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>>717020477

More sexy Giada pics!
Anything showing hard nips peeking thru?

>>717010506
I'd argue she was hotter when she was young. But Mythbusters let us watch her go from girl to woman