Talking to my crush, trips decides whether or not I just straight

Hey, can I bury my dick in your ass?

Fuck her

"Ayy bb u wan sum fuk?"

fuck me or i'll throw a rock through your bedroom window every night until you die

Do it

ey b0ss can I habe de pusi pls?

>>717000380
On a scale of 1 to America how free are you tonight?

>>717000848
thatbrownnerd

>>717000380
Yes, im into butt stuff...receiving

Nah, write "wanna go on a date?"

>>717001547
Reroll for butt play

Gonna hit you like a 1 man gangbang

do it

do it fag

do it nigger

just do it

>>717002666
winrar

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>>717002666
satanic trips of justice

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>>717000634

>>717002741
It begins.

post response anon

>>717004263
Say "Haha ffs my brother got my phone sorry"

wtf why was delet?

>>717004263
Can I stick my sharpie in your pooper.

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>>717004368
I'm not a pussy dude what do I actually say

>>717004476
Didn't mean to post her name put wrong screenshot

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>>717004263
"you read that right." and send a dick pic

>>717004519
If you don't wanna be a pussy you could say something like "I'm blueballing hard right now, help a nigga out"

>>717004519
>>717000380

fake thread, i saw the last image before you delet it

>>717004519
How do I say this in a more concise manner:

I. Would. Like. To. Plow. Your. Ass

>>717004705
ROLLING!

>>717004519
Look, I really would love to mate with you.
I know it sounds crazy, but I want to spice up the gene pool of my offsprings with your genes. In other words, I think I fell in love with you.

>>717004519
So the little circle's not important enough to censor?

Say something related to farming and agriculture, like how there's loads of soil on her ass that needs turning over

>>717004650r
reroll for this

Madeline cyr

>>717004757
ROLLS ROYCE

>>717004813
Rolling for this.

>>717004813
rolling dat shit nigga

facebook / madeline.cyr.14

>>717004650
reroll. if you get laid you better post pictures

>>717000634
*berry

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>>717005512
fuck it, im rerolling meself

these dots feel good

keep rolling my shit up fam

also >>717004650

>>717004705
ROLLERINO

>>717005512
switched to pc, will do if possible

>>717005699
ffs op

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>>717005699
wait what happens now??

>>717004705
Roll for this. Pls OP

>>717006001
we keep fuggin rolling

Also op you gotta say something fast because the moment is dying

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>>717006001
Update

>>717006132
quit stalling and answer question

>>717006132
I mean it. I seriously want my cock to be inside you.

>>717006132
just pick your favourite post. this thread's too empty for dubs

Gif vagina

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>>717006132
dude ignore dubs and trips. if she's following up then at the very least shes open to the idea as long as u dont act like a spengy melt-boy

tell her that you didn't have the balls to ask her out so you resorted here hoping that someone will roll dubs and force you to make you say it you fucking faggot

>>717006388
Winrar

just saw "you down to fuck or nah?"

>>717006132
>>>717004705
RAWLLING

>>717006298
This. Gotta act fast OP, choose quickly.

>>717006388
Please don't that's so weak

>>717006443
one off.

rawling

>>717004705
this one OP

>>717006298
u pick one

>>717004705
roll

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Have a sick thursday night on me go leak your ex gf or sister now at snap-leak-cf

>>717006388
Ya kno whwat you gotta do OP

>>717004705
RAWLS ROYCING

you remind me of (Insert favorite food of yours here), i just wanna eat the hell out of you

>>717004705
6666 GET

>>717006546
>>717004650

>>717006132
pick a random reply that was rolled for, you gotta reply fast

>>717006652
PLZ GET 6666

>>717006677
double dubs

>>717006413
listen to anon, op. dont be such a beta cunt. seal the deal.

REPLY, FAGGOT

>>717006677
Windows.rar.ico

>>717006652
x2dubs
this is so hc

Charlotte Anne Curtis

>>717006413
this.

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>>717006524
Ok

U got to do something or you'll lose her. She clearly wants to fuck or shed tell u to fuck off. So just say yeah I've read it just thinking about me ploughing that sexy ass of yours, I'll come over now?

send nude you filthy whore

>>717006677
boom. op its now or never. get this pussy nigga

>>717006914
H E H A S D O N E I T B O I S

lol op...i think you fucked up big time...or not

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>>717006132

You have one option:

"I have been masturbating to the thought of plowing that, babe. Come over and let me eat that pussy like I'm a Vietnam War veteran who hasn't eaten in three days."

ayy lmao

>>717006914
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>717006914

THERE WE GO

>>717006914
If you're not trolling, this is gold.

but. You said she was your crush and nobody in their right mind would just go all /b/ on their crush, on a random girl maybe, but not on their crush.

I call bull shit

>>717006914
OP how long has she been your crush, and how much do you like her?
*THIS IS NOT A ROLL*

>>717006914
OP delivers. OP is god

this is gold. woken the whole house up by laughing

Yes you should.

>>717007123
going all /b/ is tough bro

>>717007123
OP is not in his right mind, anon

Yep say it

OP. Yo. Hit her with a dick pic. It's time.

dude you fucked up. her name is there

>>717007388
holy fuck checkem

>>717007388
AND DUBS IT IS
DO IT OP

>>717007361
Say 'I've been into you for a long time, give a man a chance'

>>717007361
we're in boys

Get the condoms ready op u goin in

>>717007361
Guys she sounds like she actually wants the dick

>>717007361
madeline cyr

take my power op. I believe

its 50-50 she will ever fuck you or not. just say "your hot, good looking and decent. we need to hook up"

>>717007498
>>717007508
Why deleted?

>>717007572
He left her name in

>>717007361
Her name is visible dawg. Sorry for the white knighting that is about to happen to you

lol fake fb probably ?

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Madeline Cyr.

Nice, OP. Nice. Listen to my dubs and dick pic, dude.

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>>717000380
Which of her 21 friends are you, OP?

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we have liftoff boys

dis thread is lit

OP's into hairy armed girls, apparently.

Dick pic.

Do it, fgt.

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allahu akbar

no way this is real

>>717007770
HOLY SHIT WTF

got her number from Facebook

+447840163824

>>717007770
OH SHIT NIGS

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>>717007770
Here's a dickpic to get u started!

>>717007770
I'm 100% free. Come over to my place any time

>>717007770
>>717007832
No, let me pick you up in an hour.

We'll fuck in the car

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>>717007840

Sadly, anon's right. Fake shit. Sage goes in all fields.

Is ur asshole free baby?

>>717007882
If that's you, that's sad. If you saved that, that also pretty sad

Found OP, his name is Max Cyr.

>>717007770
Yours or mine?