NEW ISLAND THREAD THE RULES: I give you a 10 number range.

Sandniggers attempt to climb the volcano to take a look inside

>>716984501
feminists run to destroy the ruins because they are too sexist and privileged

>>716984707
first post is a win, good start

I've been fucking waiting for you, op
thank god

Feminists, apparently unable to destroy alien ruins, denounce them as heternormative and phalic, attempt to construct vagina-esque space craft from leg hair.

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>>716984707

Arabs attempt a long and perilous climb towards the top of the volcano, they seem strangely attracted to the bubbling magma, possibly believing that's the path that will bring them to their 72 virgins.

bongs are still waiting near the beach. the sight of a sunny day, warm weather and tropical landscape is a bit disturbing for them

Feminists are feeling oppressed by the hills

>NEXT ROLL 10-19

>>716984880
Reroll

>>716985494
a feminist sees from the top of a hill ancient ruins off in the distance and a scouting group is created to go and check em out
bongs build giant cock statue/fountain
Arabs throw one of their own in volcano to see wat do

>>716985494

Sandniggers can't climb and fall in the river

The Arabs brutal plan on attacking the feminists is leaked to them. The feminists do nothing about it, thinking it's them just expressing themselves.

>>716984880
Again

>>716985743
reroll

>>716984880
And again

>>716985912
Winrar

Op is dead?

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don't you fukken 404 on me

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>>716985912
Feminists were already preparing protest signs against the oppressive landscape, when a group of them spots the alien ruins in the distance.
Horrified by such a terrible display of patriarchy and sexist architecture, they decide move their protest over there and attempt to destroy that gross symbol of male dominance.

Unfortunately they lose their way to the ruins and get lost in the woods instead, white males are blamed.

The beautiful weather is terrifying the bongs

arabs are still attempting to climb the volcano

>NEXT ROLL: 20-29

>>716986608
bongs build giant cock statue/cum fountain to worship and hopefully bring shitty weather
sand niggers get to the top and push a virgin in volcano to see what do

>>716986716
reroll

>>716985845
>>716986608
yo op what about my previous post

>>716986769
you gotta wait till update
>>716986716
ROLLAN

>>716986608
The feminists and bongs become friends

>>716986769
plus your digits did not confirm
>>716986716
last reroll then I'll think of something else

>>716986769
your previous post didn't win as it wasn't in the 10 number range that I gave you (you got a 45, you were supposed to get between 10 and 19)
If someone else won, you can try to reroll your action after the new map update

>>716986608
fems don't give up and go for the ruins because the oppression is too strong

brits go to the ruins too to escape the sun

sandniggers fall in the river

>>716986940
this
and sand niggers don't make it to top and instead fall in river

>>716987084
Reroll

piranhas become sentient and build mechanical legs and landsuit and begin exploring their new frontier

>>716987229
Whoa

>>716985494
Women castrate all of their men, making it impossible for them to reproduce.

>>716987679
Reroll

>>716987802
another one

>>716987802
>>716987831
no point in reroll before new update and new numbers

sandniggers see mountain goats, attempt to rape said goats.

>>716987831
Dude, there is already a winner
Wait for the new uodate

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>>716987084
Apparently, imaginary white cis males couldn't stop the proud, empowered womyn in their quest for destruction of the patriarchy.
Feminists regroup and march towards the oppressive ruins, mounting a massive protest against phallic architecture and declaring the area as their safe space.
The ruins are now under control of the feminists.

Meanwhile, the sight of a clear sky is too much for the Brits to endure, so they run for the ruins in an attempt to seek some shade and hope for a storm. Unfortunately, they arrived late and the ruins are occupied by the feminists. Bongs surround the area and wait to decide how to proceed.
Mass triggering engulfs the feminist safe space because of the english menace.

Arabs can only take a quick distant glimpse of the horrifying view of independent women seizing control of the ruin area, then they all fall in the river.
The strong current is pushing them dangerously close to the piranha-infested lake, they need to act quick to save themselves!

>NEXT ROLL 40-49

Quick-thinking (as if they think) sandnigger calls on Nice Truck of Tolerance and Peace to block the river

>>716988642
winrar

>>716988642
damn

>>716988489
bongs flank fems with dildoswords and chase the fems away after some casualties on both sides
piranhas become sentient and build mechanical suits, half of piranhas go on land after eating some of the arabs washed into the lake

>>716988844
another winrar?

>>716988489
Feminists start to try and destroy the ruins. During their triggered struggle a support beam falls over and crushes half of the feminists. The surviving half screams about life oppressing them. The bongs start to plan an assault on the ruins now that there are less feminists to defend them. The sand niggers sacrifice one of their own in an attempt to use the corpse as a raft and a final meal. Luckily part of the corpse snags on a submerged branch giving the sand niggers a chance at surviving.

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>>716988934
nah, that's mine but someone got before me

>>716988934
only one winrar per turn

Newfag here, does OP do all the updates, or is the winrar supposed to write up their piece?

>>716989919
op

>>716989919
Op Does

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>>716988642

In a desperate attempt at escaping a gory death, the Arabs invoke the Nice Truck of Tolerance and Peace and send it for another Berlin Market Display of Multiculturalism at the end of the river, thus blocking their path and saving their life.

It seems like the polish driver didn't really understand the instructions and crashes on the wrong side of the river instead.

Arabs are still drifting towards the lake, it won't take long before reaching the infested waters.

Bongs are still trying to come up with a plan

Feminists blame fat shaming for the truck accident, german flags are posted all over tumblr

>NEXT ROLL 50-59
(I'm taking a little break, I won't be reading stuff being posted for the next ten mins, keep it bumped if someone gets a quick win right after this post, sorry for the inconvenience, I'll be back as always)

>>716990058
bongs help rapefugee sandniggers out of river and team up against the fems, welding dildoswords
piranhas become sentient and build mechanical suits and move onto land

>>716989919
People give basic plot, OP writes the final piece according to number rolled

>>716990196
reroll

>>716990257
fuck yea, finally got one

>>716990257
Fuck we are quick tonight

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Bump

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bump

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>>716990257
Brits can't resist the opportunity to be multicultural and decide to take a break from their siege to help the Arabs in distress.
The two factions group together against the common feminist enemy and march back to the alien ruins

Meanwhile, piranhas somehow become sentient and develop advanced amphibious tech that allows them to walk on land.
Effectively, a new faction joined the game.

Feminists can't decide if they should be happy for the act of multiculturalism and acceptance that just happened near the river or if they should get mass seizures for the oppression that will inevitably result. Protests are held for LGBT rights

The lake is now a safe place

>NEXT ROLL 60-69

(sotty, couldn't draw dildo swords)

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Bumperino, Also whatever the guy above me said. ^

>>716991702
*meant to say sorry, not sotty

>>716991702
arabs Allah Akbar the bongs

>>716991702
brits and sandniggers invade and an epic battle ensues

>>716991897
Reroll

>>716991897
Again

>>716991702
it's OK about the dildo swords, still love ya

to piss off the fems, Arabs and bongs start building new megalithic dick cannon towers around the fem occupied ruins

pirahnas, excited about their new frontier, head towards the volcano to get a better view of the island

>>716991702

The Land Pirhannas have a giant orgy to increase their numbers, while the Arabs and Bongs attack the Alien Ruins in the name of the Moon God and their long dead Queen.

>>716991897
Rereroll

>>716992253
reroll

>>716992149
This

>>716991897
Come on, reroll

>>716991897
Gimme the get

Arabs and bongs start building new megalithic dickshaped high pressure water spraying towers around the fem occupied ruins
pirahnas have masssive orgy on the way to top of volcano

>>716992666
SATAN TRIPS ALWAYS WIN

>>716992752
/thread

>>716992666

Land Pirhannas empire when?

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bump

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>>716992666
The newly formed alliance begins a monumental project for the construction of a powerful array of water-based weapons to disband the feminist protests for good.
The weapons are still not completed, but you can already tell they will all be phallic-shaped to add the psychological warfare bonus against the oppressed defenders.

Feminists start having strokes, a protest is held in the name of Caitlyn Jenner, #freebleeding is now trending on Twitter

Piranhas, on their way to the top of the volcano, decide it's time for some serious, land-based fun and a massive orgy ensues. Because of this, the amphibious Piranhas grow in number.


>NEXT ROLL 70-79

>>716991897
REROLL

>>716993973
TOP KEK

The arabs and brits finish their buildings and begin showering the feminists with white liquid, mass triggering occurs

Piranhas reach the crater of the volcano and begin to dance in a tribal fashion around it before falling in and becoming fire piranhas

>>716994262
roll

>>716993973

The Arabs suicide bomb the Feminists for the Moon God and the Bongs fix bayonets and charge.

Meanwhile, the Land Pirhannas begin to worship the volcano, and have an orgy in its name.

>>716994303

Reroll!

Piranhas utilize the power of the flame, they're now Omega Fish.
Phallic Sprayers finish construction, bongs+niggers+oppressive male spray is too much for feminists, they all have panic attacks and die.
Ruins evolve in happiness.

>>716994262
reroll

>>716994394
Reroll

>>716994262
last roll

>>716994394
Rollerino

>>716991897
AGAIN

in protest the fems start shouting '#not my phallic megalithic structures!"

brits and Arabs finish building dicks
piranhas make it to the top of volcano and observe their beautiful island for the first time

>>716994535
Roll pls

>>716994303
i allow this

Feminist begin to have in fighting over who is the most oppressed in the group.

Bong and sand niggers keep building.

Piranha begin investing points in technology and advance to the bronze age.

>>716994631
R o l l

>>716994698
Reroll

>>716994702
Reroll

>>716994594
reroll
plus fems construct some kind of giant vagina shaped tarp device to engulf and cover the dock towers

>>716994262
lol i lied, last roll before this bong goes to bed

>>716994776
Winrar

Feminist fight amongst themselves on who's more oppressed.

Piranha technology advances

Bongs and Arabs get along still

>>716994776
winrar rolled for :
>>716994394

Vikings appear from the north

>>716994776
winrar

Mexicans appear from the south

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Gawdzilla is on his way

Waste

M00t rises from volcano

>>716995559
this needs to happen

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>>716994394
The new anti-feminism weapon is ready, the attack is swift and lethal, rapid bursts of high-pressure, thick, white liquid hit the ruins and completely destroys any chance for the feminists to fight back.

The group of womyn suffers an overdose of oppression, they all succumb to the power of the british-arab patriarchy, but not before some final mass twittering.
#manspreading and #rapeculture are now trending.

Meanwhile, on the top of the volcano, the amphibious fishes manage to harness the power of fire and magma, thus evolving into a new race called Omega Fish. Nothing notable happens after this ground breaking evolution.

The ruins area is now neutral.
Feminists are out of the game.
Brits and Arabs congratulate for the victory, not even London is so multicultural

>NEXT ROLL 80-89

>>716995009
Ragnar lothbrok commands the raid

The Feminists start castrating all men they get in contact with (no exceptions). All men from other lands (Brits, Arabs, etc) stay distant and are angered by this new hostility.

>>716996209
yeah sorry, meant to quote >>716994776 as the winner

>>716996266
reroll

>>716996289
fuck

>>716996300
again

>>716996230
Sorry wrong post >>716995006

>>716996266
again

>>716996266
can't happen, feminists are all dead now

The Feminists start castrating all men they get in contact with (no exceptions). All men from other lands (Brits, Arabs, etc) stay distant and are angered by this new hostility. l

>>716991897
PLEASE

Arabs declare war on the Brits

And the volcano starts to erupt

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Just found this amazing tool....see what celebrity you can leak lmfao snap-leak-cf

>>716996847
reroll

>>716996869
OH FUCK OFF

After witnessing the piranha the Muslims are outraged at this blatant attack against Allah the rig the truck with explosives and suicide rush the non believers

>>716996956
Again

>>716996956
Let's go

>>716996881
Winrar

>>716996881
WIN