Girlfriend Anger Time Make a great romantic dinner for the two

>>716981095
If she doesn't apologize, you should leave. Seriously. That woman sounds like a leach (from what you are saying) and they only bring trouble.

>>716981095

all girls are selfish spoilt cunts. spoilt by society to think they can do what they want and there will be no consequence because theyre girls.

violent rape should be suitable punishment for girls who get like this

>>716981270
She's never been this selfish before. I am also hoping to read other fucked up girlfriend stories.

>>716981095
If you stay,you diminished your value in her eyes, that is if you had any left.

This actually about the fact that she didn't even give enough of a fuck to text or call you about food that you obviously were making for something.

My gf never pulls this shit on me, because I made it clear that I will dip if I get shown this level of disrespect. This is the first step to being a cuck. First she doesn't respect you enough to ask about the little things, obviously prepared food etc. nextshes fucking Shaquan each nigh after work.

Leave now dumbass.

>Take her out to dinner and to a concert for her birthday
>it's all a suprise
>five star restaurant
>$160 bottles of wine
>she's tipsy and having a blast
>make a move on her in a cab
>"Not now babe, later"
>finally get home
>"I'm going to bed, goodnight"
>no thank you bj or anything
>next day
>"Sorry babe, I'm going out with the girls tonight"
>she comes home drunk
>"go down on me babe"
>make her hips buck and toes curl
>she falls asleep right after
>next day
>"oh wow... I got my period"
>wtf
>go to strip club with friends
>she finds out
>"What, I don't do it for you you need some swanky stripper?"
>can't fucking win

>>716981369
Well, my girlfriend sold all my electronics because I refused to buy flu medicine for my child who had a cough. She was convinced he was dying and that I was killing him. Sold all my shit. The worst thing is, I didn't know. I filed a police report, the police found out, AND NEVER FUCKING TOLD ME IT WAS HER.

I found out years later when I tracked down one of my S/N's. I would have left her right there and then, but we have kids together and I don't trust her to raise them by herself.

Seems like your a pussy who just takes that kinda shit and then comes hear to cry cause your to much of a pussy ass bitch to put that cow in line

>>716981859
That beats my story by a mile.

>>716981095
Tell her and her friends to fuck off or bring a whole bunch of your friends on a date with her and eat her food

Girl locked her keys in her jeep wrangler, no spare. After about Ann hour of her bitching and me in the freezing cold with a coat hanger I asked her if she had locksmith on her insurance . She storms back inside and says nothing. I looked around the jeep to see how else I could get in

Bingo.gif

Back glass is bolted on by four 10mm from the outside. Popped the covers off, 10mm in my pocket and the actuators for the glass were only thing left (besides harness clipped)

I climbed through the back got the keys and went inside to tell her she didn't need a locksmith. She said how did you get in? I said I pulled your back glass out, your welcome baby! Just help me get it back in real quick.

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"YOU TOOK APART MY FUCKING CAR anon"
...mind you I have been doing collision and restoration for 5 years now. I know how to disassemble a fucking piece of glass on a jeep

>>716981918
>How to reply?
>Also it's you're

>>716982006
Thanks for the smile.

>>716981369

NYE a couple of years ago
Go to london with gf at the time to watch the fireworks
She gets far too drunk starts falling over
She starts shivering in cold, i give her my gloves
In her drunkenness she loses her hat, and one of my gloves
I physically carry her to Kings Cross to get the train home. Put her on a seat and she falls asleep, i have to stand
She wakes up when we get to our home train station. Realises shes lost her hat
Accuses me of "letting her get mugged" (she still has her purse, its just her hat thats gone)
Runs out of the station, screams youre a cunt at me in front of about 25 people
Physically runs away from me all the way home
I let her do her thing and walk after her
Arrive back to find shes called her friend to come pick her up because she doesnt want to be near me because i let her get mugged, she picks her up and she stays the night at her friends
Next morning she comes home, im waiting for an apology. None received
Apparently its my fault for "letting her get so drunk". I ask if she has my gloves. She said she lost them but its my fault for lending them to her in her condition (which is also my fault). Apparently i "abandoned her" at the train station when she ran away from me.

I now have a new girlfriend.

>>716982006
Slash her tires

>>716981931

This. And tell her you upset her and you're bummed she doesn't even acknowledge that. If she never pulls this shit she might just have been too preoccupied by her friends, but fuck she's got to learn not to do it again.

>>716982169
Hope the new one is much better than the last.

>be fucking my girl
>get tired want to sit back for a sec
>bitch doesnt wanna suck my dick
>grab her hair and sort of smack her in the face with it
>she gets pissed and rolls off

girls are so fuckin entitled these days

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>know this girl since she was 10
>today she's 19 and 8/10 redhead
>be on good terms, fucked a few times in the past but nothing serious
>never really seen me as hubby material I guess
>come to visit her, brings burgers from brand she likes
>eat them together, fuck again afterwards
>thensuddenly.bat
>"I love you"
>wat
>"I love you, you've been good to me"
>literally NEVER heard her something emotional to me before in all these years
>I have no fucking idea how to respond
>decide to fuck off out the door before going full spaghetti and ruining this
>say something in the lines of ''you're sweet" and run out, I mean like literally slamming the door behind me
>don't sleep much that night, no fucking idea what to say to her
>morning comes, it's decided, Imma give this a try
>get over to her place
>it's 5:20 in the morning and nobody is there
>what the fuck, look all over for her
>dafuq is she
>realization dawns on me
>she went out
>realize the mistake I made running out on her and slamming the door
>I forgot to lock the door
>she's out of the fucking basment
>fuck.

>>716982353
She's not home yet. I'd better get more than a sorry dinner.

>>716982404
If she no gib da suckey suckey she godda go

>>716982467

I'd settle with a heartfelt apology. People make mistakes, and if they're rare with your gf, I wouldn't let her grovel

>>716981095
wow dude that's totally fucked, looks like that relationship just devolved into sex and nothing else.

my current gf
>hanging with her and her good friend
>smoking reefer
>im out of it, theyre making a joke about going on a trip
>friend says they wouldn't want to be there when we have sex
>"i dont care about having sex with HIM"
>she catches her self and says "i mean i do..."
>muh feelings

no more nice things for her

>>716982750
Freudian slip

>>716981095
break up with her ?

>>716982380
She is, shes great.

A second story about the same girl described in my earlier story.

I break up with her cos shes a total fucking psycho
She makes me sleep in the lounge for the remaining one month of our house rent contract
Eventually move out and move in with my mate
Leave joint account open for a month after just to clear the final bills from place with her
Last bills are slightly more than expected so we go a tiny bit overdrawn
She gets her parents to go round to my parents house to accuse me (via my parents) of fraudulently running up an overdraft for personal spending
(If that even was true, how the fuck is it fraudulent if its a joint account and my name is on the account with hers)
My dad asks her parents how much ive supposedly spent.
£15
Dad laughs in their face and slams door in their face
I close the bank account the day after and have the closure confirmation sent to her
She accuses me of forgery and that the letter is fake.
Have to go in to the bank with her to confirm it is closed
She brings her brother in law "for protection from me"


Total fucking nutcase

>>716981095
Shut up atleast you have a girlfriend :(

>>716981283
hi glenn. hows your job at cash converters going.

>>716981095
Dump her ass anon she obviously doesn't care about anyone but herself.

>>716983040
where else would you leave food that you have prepared and want to keep chilled, cool off or stay warm in your apartment?

>>716983018
sounds like a London woman I used to read about from a mutual friend.

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>>716982465
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

>>716983334
called?

>>716983040
>on the wir rack.*

on the wire rack.*

etc.

>>716981095
Yeah Srsly fuck gfs
>two nights ago
>thought I'd be spontaneous
>take gf out to movie and dinner on weeknight
>find out mom had stroke while at movies but try to not mention it until we get home
>don't want to fuck when we get home cause tired, work, and I'm thinking ab mom
>gf cries all night
>up til 4am
>holds grudge until next night
>throws tempur tantrum next night before I leave to see mom in hospital
Fml

Gf are just older children you have to take care of and get to fuck once in a while.

>>716983417
I never typed that.

>>716981824
>does things expecting sex
>not out of the goodness in his heart and his love for another human being
>angry his purchase of sex didn't go through

It's not just you, it's a lot of this thread. But man, fuck you.

>>716983495
tits.

>>716983386
Kirsty or Kristen. This was 2 years ago.

>>716983495
Thanks.

>>716983601

close but not either of those names

read about?

>>716983579
>does things expecting them to be enjoyed in a romantic way
>usually romantic nights lead to sex
>girl ruins plans for night, and doesn't even acknowledge that he wanted a romantic evening

whats the point of having a gf/bf if youre not going to have sex

>>716983579

This.

>>716983715
Facebook or Twitter account. Friends with an English guy named Dave.

>>716983443
>GF are just older children you have to take care of and get to fuck once in a while.
Family members are just the same, excluding the "fuck in a while", although I'd fancy fucking my cute 17yro nephew from time to time.

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>>716981095
Clearly what you should do is kill her friends and bake them into a delicious meat pie, then have her eat it. After it's been devoured, let her in on the secret. And before she can gag, stick your cock in her mouth. The warm gushing vomit will provide a comforting sensation as you face-fuck her and force her friends remains back down her throat, washed down with a large helping of your creamy semen.

>>716982006
Put keys back in car, fix car back up, leave.

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>>716983579

>>716983860
Great idea Sweeny.

> come home from work
> as girl for a bj
> no
> hits her in the face
> fucking slut bleeds on my carpet!

>>716983769
lol, nice and vague. almost believable

>>716983040
So. food left out momentarily is fair game? Basement dweller detected!

>>716983962
no it was. His friend complaining about his slag girlfriend. No idea what she looked like. He had brown hair. All I can remember. Her drunken antics were funny as hell. I wasn't dating her.

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As a female I learn a lot from these threads and I think they should be more common.

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>>716983495
Fuck off, shill! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

>>716984167
Tits or gtfo

>>716984148

link his fb

>>716981095
You should have sodomized them all, right then and there.

>>716984262
even if I remembered it, there's no way I would.

Every gf has a shelf life of about a year. After that they will always become a meaner, more demanding, less fun person.

>>716984238
Lel

>>716982006
Kek

Lol, no wonder you all think all girls are whores. You're dating absolute Godzillas

>>716981283
How's your mommy issues Glen?

>>716984594
mine was normal until yesterday

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Just leave this bitch. Seriously. Or be the fucking chad she wants you to be. Romantic dinners are for pussies anyway.

>>716981824
You can't buy sex. Treat her well, listen to her body when you fuck and she will want it regularly

>>716984865
spoken like a true cuck.

>>716984670
am i wrong? you're just happy being cuked

Thanks for the stories. Time for me to go.

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>>716984865

Problem is when you listen to their body you learn just how daft and selfish they are.

Why cant girls be like normal drunk dudes.. wtf

>>716981095

>wine at liquor store

You're dating a shitty yankee woman

>>716981095
Make a perfect dinner. For yourself. Throw her a lukewarm pizza. Half-eaten.
>>716981824
Next time when sex commences, get her to blow you and go to sleep right after. If she goes nuts, leave without a word.
>>716981859
Use her credit card to buy 200$ worth of flu medicine.
>>716982169
Good job.
>>716982404
Next time she pulls your arm to move you to the bedroom for sex, get angry "why are you pulling me this hard cunt" and leave without a word.
>>716982750
Next time during sex think about your granny all the time, so youll stay flaccid. Ruins her ego. Keep telling her that you do want to fuck all the way through her questions.
>>716983443
So just older children?
Forcefuck her next time she gets emotional because of something.
>>716984339
Fact. Had gf for 2.5yrs. Last 1.5 were just sitting through arguments but great sex. God how imiss that sex.

>>716981369
my girlfriend is constantly lying about little things she buys or does.
even thou it´s not a big deal it´s her money and i don´t really care about that .
also she refused to move in with me in my appartement ( which i can afford alone in case of breakup) because she had " a bad feeling about that ( she said that after she ran out of other arguments.)
also she is fat and on a "diet" for a year and a half without any results.
also she probably lied to me about taking the pill a few months ago

Be mean to keep them keen.

Otherwise they start taking advantage of you and turn into narcisistic bitches

say no sometimes

>>716981095

>Didn't even talk to her about it
>expects sex in exchange for pretending to care
>whines on Internet

You sound like a joke. No wonder she doesn't respect you.

>>716983769
Holy fuck an English guy called Dave! I know him!

>>716985920
Lol no girl wants a dick as a bf

>>716983579
Lmao, you just proved you're a 12 year old virgin faggot. The world doesn't work like this, you'll find out soon enough.

>>716984167
Yeah this is fairly extreme but a lot of guys have a shade of this in their personalities.

>>716984942
Might be but I'm still getting laid so meh

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>>716982465

One of my exs went into my phone, sneaky bitch jad seen me type the password and learnt it
Woke me up screaming about some girl who had messaged, tbf i had her in my phone as 'slut' - shes just a horny bitch who rings me occasionally to talk filth while she gets off.

Anyway, screaming at me. While her friend is there. Take phone off her. Vacate her flat go home

Week later. Going to see purity ring with her and her same bff.

Get to her flat. She's not ready. Makes us late. Im driving to preston so we can catch a train to manchester. On the way she starts freaking about the speed im going, trying to make up for last time
Lets slip theyd been doing coke. Thats why she wasnt ready
So. Selfish bitch. Not even sharing coke.
Get to gig, let us in for free because only 10 mins of show left.
Get drunk. Last train.com
Im still waiting for my kebab.
Tell them to go on ahead ill catch up with them.
Run my arse off once i have my food
Train station
Platform empty
Fuck.gif ive missed the last train
Train woman sees me
No go to front of station. Its a coach instead. Hurry!
Id used the side entrance
Balls.
Run like fuck through picadilly station
Find them.
Phew.
She goes fucking mental at me
Screams at me in front of EVERYONE about how i had let them walk ahead so i could get off with slut
Wha?
Humiliation in front of wveryone.
They get on sit at back.
I sit at the front fuming.
Get off at preston
Power walk to my car.
Drive onto the next street.
Cue my phone going off for ages.
If they had only looked on the next street.
Forced them to get a £70 taxi back home.
Dont play with ME u stupid fucking cunt

>>716981859
Jeez la weez

>>716983822

lol fag

>>716983042
Kill yourself

>>716983018
its good your away from her Anon

>>716981095
no, you are useless

>>716985057
Yes and no. Your buying her shit that you are impressed by. Girls are emotive creatures and value consideration and thoughtfulness more than material goods. Remembering birthdays, listening to them and responding accurately. Thy shit is free and goes way further

>>716986052

this is the universal rule.

they say they dont.
they believe they dont.
but they do.

>>716986521
So you cheated on your gf?

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>>716982169

>>716985131
We are all selfish

>>716984865
kill yourself

>>716986779
Nah rly, my bf turned to be quite a dick, ended up breaking up with him. Probably was cheating on me. Got fed up with that act quickly.

>>716986727

thats what they think they want. but not what they actually want.

you let a girl be a selfish bitch to you and you still treat her like a fucking princess, she will not respect you and it wont last.

learn to say no, stand up for yourself, and dont take their shit. thats the kind of man they dont realise they want

>>716982465
That pic is called "I am skinny fat, so I dont need to workout or watch what I eat tee hee"

>>716981095
Dump that slag

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>>716986784
Phonesex u pleb.

But yes. Pretty much every gf ive had. Im not turning down extra food just cos theres some already on my plate. Shit analogy.

>>716981283
You need some help over there, Glen?

>>716986652

my advice is to learn to detect the high crazy scale ones early and get the fuck out

>>716984682
greentext pls

>>716983476
K

>>716987144
lol your problem then mate

>>716981095
Leave her dude, she aint worth it

>She told me to come but I was already there
>'Cause my bell-end starts shaking
>My taint was quaking
>My yambag was aching
>And you . . .
>Blew me all night long
>Yeah you blew me all night long

>>716987167

whats this glen thing?

>>716983018
not greentext i dont read faggot

>>716985803
Leave. Now anon. Leave.

>>716987047
Ofc we want the man to be the man in the relationship, but not every girl dares to say so out loud. Dunno why. Probably because when I say so I get so much shit for it
> ''You've been brainwashed by the patriarchy :3 that isn't your actual opinion :3''

Everyone here blaming all women for their shitty experiences with one bitch need to calm the fuck down. Grateful women do exist. Don't lose hope.
But concerning my ex...

>be 23
>just graduated university
>decide to celebrate by buying plane tickets with my friend and our significant others.
>we each buy our girlfriends their tickets
>two weeks in paris
>city of love
>after a week of sightseeing and bliss, the four of us meet up with bottles of wine
>proceed to get shit faced
>drunk gf blurts out that she thinks my friend is "so fucking hot"
>friend is instantly uncomfortable
>"uh, it's getting late anon, we're gonna head back to our hostel"
>friend and his gf leave
>I confront my gf as I am rightfully angry
>"YOU DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT ME ANON!"
>fucking runs away at 3am in fucking Paris
>i chase her down because I don't want her to get fucking raped.
>frenchfags laughing at this fucking scene we're making
>she collapses into my arms after 30 minutes of this shit
>fucking pukes
>spend the rest of the trip enduring her half assed apologies
>get back to the States and proceed to ghost her

It really doesn't get much more selfish than ruining a fucking free trip to Paris

>>716987510
Fuck off nigger

>>716987316
Glen?

>>716987510
That's awful. Happy she's now your ex

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The one thing I've learned about gfs is you can get a good gage on what to do about their tantrums is hanging around them and their parents. If you notice their parents are strict, you probably have a decent, reasonable gf, and can give in every once in a while with little repercussion.

If they are brats (90% of American women) you cannot give in at all. Wait out arguments for days if need be. Ex: gf wants you to do something you don't want to do.

Hold your ground tell them no. Huge fight may ensue depending on what it is, but no matter what don't give in. They're like literal children and will walk all over you first sign of weakness. If after a day or so they're still pissed and fighting, leave. Don't come back until they text you and apologize. If they don't and have asked you to do something unreasonable, then you know that one is trash and you should leave them.

Compromise is the #1 thing in relationships. A good compromise is both parties being dissatisfied with the results. If they can't or won't compromise, you need to upgrade to basic compromising skills. Return your dud.

Im in the process of reforming my gf right now and with each fight it's getting easier and easier. She knows now I don't put up with bs. And the single mother household she was raised in and was able to throw tantrums in isn't going to work in my place.

Its funny watching them slowly have less and less tantrums as the psychological reconditioning takes hold.

>>716987447
yeah im allready planing to do that but next weeks my birthday so i don´t want to miss the presents.
but to be fair im quite an Asshole too sometimes

>>716981095
You're just a door mat, that's the problem.

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>>716987510
>proceed to get shit faced
>drunk gf blurts out that she thinks my friend is "so fucking hot"
Why do you westerners drink alcohol? Drinking yourself into a stupor because you're sad or something I get but this? I mean, you're having a blast in Paris, enjoying the beautiful sights, eating great food, good company... why drink something that makes you lose your senses? Why?

>>716984865
Of course you can buy sex I have a mate who was engaged to be married to what all of us, his friends thought was a great girl. How wrong we were what a total selfish cunt she was When they lived together if he didn't tip extra money up for living expenses and rent he got no sex whatsoever she used sex as a treat depending on how much money he gave her or as a bartering tool for him to buy het things. Like if he could only afford say an extra £20 in a week he'd get a hand job for 5mins max regardless if he came or not. If he gave her an extra £100 he got to fuck her in a position she stated he could. Fucking complete self centred cunt. After a year of living with her he told her to fuck off. He now won't entertain a serious gf he pays for sex at least twice a week he gets exactly what he wants and he still has a lot more money than when he lived with that stuck up selfish cunt. He said he'll do that to the day he dies cos women are selfish cunts with no feelings for anyone but themselves. At least another 2 out of about 10 of us have joined him and you know what them 3 always have money and a big fucking smile on their face

>>716981095
What you need to do, is slap her around after her friends leave and make sure you keep repeating "I'm sorry, I love you, but I can't take this shit anymore"

>>716987873
> God I'm lucky being an Eurofag reading these threads

>>716987510
>drunk gf blurts out that she thinks my friend is "so fucking hot"
i don´t think thats that bad, unless she said it in away which implies she wants to have sex with him or it disvalues you

>>716987671
She always used to make it up to me with apologetic sex and excusing herself due to her drunkness, but I thankfully learned that being drunk is no excuse for being a selfish emotionally explosive asshole

>>716988124
Thing is, me and most of my friends retain a decent chunk of sensibility when we are shit faced. As I'm sure most fun loving people do. But some selfish cunts use it as an excuse to throw tantrums. Because of daddy issues or some shit idk.

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putting her nudes on the internet to punish her for being a selfish bitch

>>716986521
>>716986784
And drove home drunk?

>>716988305
Very much the later with her. But what really bothered me is her response to me telling her that wasn't cool. I brought her to Paris ffs

>>716987953
Kek I don't blame you lad

>>716987873

Fuck me you might be right. Eurofag here; strictly raised girls never seem self-righteous cunts, while the opposite is often true

>>716988390
I'm telling you, you goddamn manatee, throw her a beatin and she'll change her tune forever. Women like a dominant male, but you gotta leave bruises somewhere people will see so she has to lie about it to the people she knows. Women get off on knowing they can lie and get away with it, its like a exercise in being a narcissist for them, they're all fucked up.

>>716988750
Continue

>>716988247
Have seriously considered moving to Europe and restarting life with a decent European woman. Probably would have already if my country wasn't so hated overseas.

>>716988750
wow, the only semi-good-looking thing about your gf is the chest...
Dude, respect yourself

ITT

Guys go ballistic over small things and act like victims. You're acting exactly the same as what you're complaining about, how is that not obvious?

>>716988887
>>716988889
Son of a bitch we were both one off from quints. Feel with me lad

>>716989016
Spotted the neckberded wizard.

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>>716989045
European women > other women. In every single way

>>716989239
Kys eurotrash

>>716989278
U jelly

>>716988822
yep thats right if i get a free trip to paris from my So i would be a little more grateful, cause that shits expensive

>>716989094

Dat pain!

>>716982006

...Honestly, if you're so experienced at that I'm wondering why you froze you balls off for a hour before thinking to try that.

>>716989045
Just pick up on a corny Australian accent and practice it everyday all day until its mildly believable then tell them you're from Australia. You'll either be embraced or laughed back to the states

>>716989394
He was.probably too stoned to think of it right away

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>>716988780
Sobered the fuck up by then.

>>716988887
yeah little does she know that she is gifting me a dakimakura as a kind of replacement for herself.

also a little fun fact is, that my best freind is totally thankfull, tha i haven´t invited my GF for our NYE party, and i think that says everything about her stand within our circle of friends

>>716981095
Maybe it's because you dont know how to fucking GREENTEXT YOU WORTHLESS FAG.

seriously though, what a cunt.

>>716982404

So, she's a bitch because you're a puss with no stamina?

k.

ITT: Betas with no self respect.
If you let your girlfriend walk over you, you are a loser and should kill yourself.
I have three girlfriends; All know I'm non-monogamous. Keep coming to me anyways. Not a single one of them has ever given me any drama or bullshit. Today I fucked a new girl, a nurse. Maybe she'll be my fourth girlfriend, or I'll downgrade one of the others to an FB and place this girl in her place.
If you can't live like this, you are a loser and deserves nothing but misery.

>>716989075
Women act like children. Period. This is fact. I've experienced it first hand in multiple relationships. The majority of them even.

They also have 1/10th the loyalty of a man and will jump ship from relationship to relationship with ease. Even if it's a good relationship, if someone they deem to be better than their current bf starts hitting on them, might as well throw your hat in your gf is probably lost.

Most times this happens the loser that's hitting on them isn't even better. Maybe slightly better looking sometimes.

Women are shallow and materialistic above all. Disloyal children. Prove me wrong. You can't so just post your tits and and show the men itt your only worth.

>>716989546
What's a dakimakura ? And sweet yeah fuck her tell her to kick rocks

>>716989688
its a body pillow ( i know thats beta shit) but i just thought why the hell not it´s not like i won´t be able to hide my powerlevel if neccessary

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>>716989446
Not a bad idea

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>>716989326

>>716981095

Sounds like a real bitch. Take a bunch of naked pics, share them here, and dump her ass.

>>716981095
>not breaking up

>>716989816
Kek yeah just have a plan to mask the power level in case unexpected company arrives and you'll be good. U gonna fuck that thing?

>>716989819
OwO what's this?

>>716986263
And you just proved you're either an underage edgelord virgin too or a shitty douche bag who will never have someone who legitimately loves him. Congrats.

> casual sex with a slutty hookup < passionate sex with someone who loves you

>>716986052
Yeah dude they do.

Its Fucking boring being in a relationship ship where your partner is a push over, constantly let's you choose "what to do" "where to go "

Girls want something to argue over, to hate to love, shit like that

>>716981095
>including my parfaits

Are you gay?

>>716983579
If the girl consistently refuses sex and he goes to a strip club to harmlessly blow off some steam, why the fuck would she be offended that he took care of it without her? This isn't about expecting payment, you whiteknighting moron.

>>716990134
Anymore room on that relationship ship? If I could draw at all I would draw what I think that would look like but I can't :(

>>716990266
Parfaits are amazing what are you some kind of faggot?

>>716989670

See exactly this. You sound like a teenager. The reason they left was because of you and now instead of bettering yourself you blame half of the human race. Pathetic and small.

>>716981095
>Be 26
>Dating this chick for 5 years
>Plan trip to NYC for 5th anniversary
>Buy plane tickets, hotel, all that
>Dropping a lot of $$$
>It's okay, I saved up and planned for it
>She feels super guilty that I spent money on her
>Refuses to let me spend any more money without a fight
>Proceeds to get super-drunk all weekend, presumably to alleviate the anxiety
>I drink some too but keep it to typical vacation levels
>Keeps a water bottle with vodka in it in her purse
>Can't go into half of the buildings in NY because they don't allow food or drink
>Won't throw the bottle away
>Night of our anniversary
>In hotel room getting it on
>She passes out mid-game
>Doesn't remember half the trip
>Any time I bring it up, she complains that we didn't do anything but walk around on the street
>No shit, you were sloppy drunk and wouldn't put the booze away long enough to go inside
>Broke up with her a couple of months later
>Found booze hidden all over the apartment when I was moving my shit out
>Took it with me
>Why let it go to waste on someone who is just trying to self-medicate?

Learned a valuable lesson: don't waste money on a drunk. They won't appreciate it and they'll be too drunk to remember most of it anyway.

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>>716989239

>tfw no slender, cultured french cutie pie gf

> ITT a shit load of underage virgins and neckbeard virgins pretending like they have a fucking clue.

God I love these threads. Reading all of the angsty edginess from you sad fucks is ALWAYS the confidence boost I need whenever I'm feeling down. Even at my worst I'm better than you fucks.

Thanks, OP.

>>716981722
Why put up with that? I would've been fuming that she ate my dinner and would've dumper her ass on the spot. I wouldn't even mention that it was supposed to be romantic or any of that shit. If she can't even treat you with the same level of respect she would for a friend, then bitch has got to go.

>>716989670
lol your life and world view seems sad anon. do you cry when your alone sometimes?

>>716990056
nah its just for Cuddling to fight my ccrippling depression that gets me from time to time when i lack good conversations for too long

Girlfriend? That sounds more like a useless leach.

>>716990709
Ay I hear that anon

>>716983579
>thinks theres "true love", "altruism" and "selflessness"
grow up.
Or get married and divorced and see for yourself

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>>716988750
>>716989036

>>716983579
it's a two way street. Fuck what he said about spending money. She's taking but isn't giving. Maybe it was crappy of him to go to a strip club, but she seriously isn't taking care of her man either.

>>716984942
>>716985057
Cuck is the new faggot, the insult dropped as an attack on masculinity by insecure fuckwits.
Trump supporters can't get thru a day without burping CUCK at people,

>>716984339
Never even thought about it, but completely true in my experience.

>>716986933
>Probably was cheating on me.

The universal excuse for women to justify their batshit crazy decisions.

>>716990884
but hey, i just come here more often and talk to you anons that helps.
at least more than talking to my "friend" who cant keep his hands from my GF and is a totally selfish prick with no Conversation skills and the illusion that we are totally alike

I got one:

>take her on vacation to Japan for her birthday
>take her to the Tokyo Game Show
>Take her to Disneyland (she's a huge Disney fan)
>she spends half the time talking to her dumbass friends on skype
>gets pissed at me all the time about shit I can't help (like it's raining out, or she can't find some weeb shit she's looking for in Akihabara)
>breaks up with me a month after the trip because of her anxiety issues
>talks shit about me to all her friends

>>716990587
I feel you there bro, drunks are a waste of time and effort

>>716984167
Everyone is a little selfish, and we all desire to be treated fairly. The problems start when people can't communicate or stop listening.

>>716988305
Are you some sort of cunt? This is a lack of respect that deserves a fucking slap.

>>716990908
> get married and divorced
Yes, anon. Love and altruism don't exist because you're a shit-bag who threw away his own marriage.

Great projection, friendo.

> sincerely: a happily married anon whose parents and grandparents were also happily married for decades

>>716987477
Try saying it to the guy you're dating for once.

The only man that's going to give you shit for admitting this is a closeted faggot who's a tool themselves.

>>716982169
oh i didnt know this was a rage thread

>>716990908
Fuck off cretin

>>716988679
in vino veritas

>>716991284
Wait what? Your think your friend is boning your girl behind your back? What's the situation there

>>716991509
>sincerely a statistical oddity
kys
>>716991715
grow up

>>716991017
Me likey

>>716991827
No u

>>716989635
i can imagine what kind of father you'd be if you got trapped into marriage.
It'd have to be a trap because you're a selfish faggot who doesn't really like women.

>>716991382
Why u let dis bitch walk all over you?

Ex girlfriend - she became a problem. Debbie downer, cheated, lied, blamed me. Low self esteem. 5'3", 150lbs, D titties, shaved.

>Lived with me, nowhere to go. Decide to use her like the piece of meat she is.
>Stopped eating her out and fucking her pussy.
>Told her that her pussy was useless to me.
>Blowjobs numerous times a day.
>Lots of rough, sometimes dry anal - I MADE that shit hurt.

>Grab her by the hair, walk her to bed
>Throw her over, call her names, slap her.
>Spit down her fat ass crack
>Only ~6 inches, but it hurts with no warmup.
>Jam it all in, fuck her asshole as hard as I could.
>Make her eat the creampie out of her ass and clean my dick.

>Take huge 10 inch dildo, jam it in half way
>Slam her, make her masturbate while I dildo her broken asshole. She uncomfortably and painfully cums with this massive dildo in her ass.
>Make her perform ass to mouth a LOT.
>Broke my own record from 2002. I assfucked her 11 times on a Saturday, with several BJs between (At least 5)

I'm so glad she never got pregnant from the gallons of cum I dumped into her over 3 years.

>>716991827
> kys
Why? Because I'm happy and you're wallowing in your own angst?

Seems like you have less to live for than me. I bet that rope's looking quite enticing.

> statistical anomaly
Just means I'm better than you and most of the rest.

It's good to be great.

I have an ex-girlfriend story
>Be like 1am
>Girlfriend says she wants me to come over
>no transportation but a bike (she lived 20km away)
>Decide since I have a little money to buy her some snacks
>Just orange juice and whatever else I had enough for
(Also, I was unemployed and only had a bit of graduation money my grandparents gave me)
>Finally get to her place after almost getting lost
>Tell her I brought her some snacks
>gets upset because I got orange juice with "small pulp"
>refuses to have anything else
>ignored my conversation starters and goes to sleep
Broke up with her a week later.

>>716991449
You sound like your future will include prison

I mean if you really have a problem with that, you dump her. That's the proper way to handle something like that.

>>716992045
How did you make her eat a creampie out of her own ass you beta faggt

>>716991693

The thread is literally called Girlfriend Anger Time you fucking cunt of a mong

>>716992221
Fingers, brainiac.

>>716989635
> things that never happened

Keep pretending, friend. Maybe you'll be lucky tonight and dream all of this bullshit. Maybe you'll even derive some comfort from it to stave off the cold from sleeping in that dark, dank basement.

>>716989635
See
>>716992352

>>716992045
It sounds like lying and cheating on you was the smartest move of her life.

I mean, yea that's shit, but you sound like a shitty person.

>>716992351
Sure thing Poindexter

>>716992026
I didn't, really. She wasn't like that before the trip. I knew she had anxiety issues, but it hadn't been a problem up to that point. I did call her on her bullshit, but I didn't want to rock the boat too much because we were stuck in a room together for 3 weeks, and whenever I did, she'd pout, and I wouldn't get the fucc for a couple days.

Tried to talk to her about it when we got back and she admitted she'd acted shitty and apologized. Thought things were good, then got the surprise breakup via text. Didn't even have the courtesy of doing it in person. Fuckibg coward.

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Most of these come down to "drunk/drugged young people act like selfish stupid assholes, and usually don't recall it later."
If your GF is acting like that sober--or is bent and bitchy a lot--then it's breakup time, but why dump someone for being rude when they're too fucked up to think straight? Are your feelings that fragile?

>>716992467
What a cunt bitch man. You're better off w/o her

>>716990541
Shut your face, woman. No, it's a conclusion formed from a balanced number of partners over the years. I've had a lot of gfs some good. Am also a solid 7-8/10. Many bad. Im intelligent and humble enough to know when I was in the wrong.

>>716990666
Nah I'm usually never alone. With my gf every day. I pray for alone time actually.

>>716983579
Listen dude,
Nearly every single woman out there has some sort of complaint about how men don't treat women right anymore and how men only want sex and maybe they'd have more sex if he'd treat her better and all this bullshit only to treat people who do these things like shit.
Females are the worst and they are more entitled than children. If someone goes through that much effort to make you feel special, is it really too fucking much to ask to have sex? Nothing in life is free fucker, especially not relationships. Unless you're a cuck, then I guess i"m not surprised.