YLYL/BETA MALE CRINGE THREAD!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=J4jJRhHJYlg
>>716976257
>>716976257
>>716976257
Kek
>>716977365
What a faggot
>>716977902
Fucking sandniggers
>>716978199
They're indians dumbfuck
>>716978407
How?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMXNuaDZ068
>>716978407
it's poo in loo
>pashiet pls leave
>>716978452
They're from India?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6X7UhF6jvNw
>(:
>>716978837
If you know this person and don't beat the shit out of them, then I hope you get cancer.
>>716978984
>>716979083
did you actually watch it or did you just nope out when you heard the voice?
>>716977365
Definitely takes it in the ass
>I was only 9 years old
>I loved the cancer banana so much, I had all the .jpgs and .webms
>I eat so many bananas every night before bed, thanking them for the life I've been given
>"Cancer is love" I say; "Cancer is life"
>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot
>I know he was just jealous of my devotion for the banana
>I called him a cunt
>He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>I lay in bed and it's really cold
>Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
>It's the cancer banana
>I am so happy
>He whispers into my ear "I really really like this image."
>He grabs me with his powerful banana hands and puts me down onto my hands and knees
>I'm ready
>I spread my ass-cheeks for the cancer banana
>He penetrates my butt-hole
>It hurts so much but I do it for the dank memes
>I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
>I push against his force
>I want to please the banana
>He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his potassium
>The radiation gives me anus cancer
>My dad walks in
>The banana looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all yours my friend."
>The banana leaves through my window
>Cancer is love. Cancer is life.
>>716979185
I got about 2 mins in then noped out you sensitive piece of shit
>durrrr u din watch da vid I pohsted :(
>>716977365
is that gavin mcinnes
>>716979322
I don't think anyone's watched the whole thing.
>>716981273
That is fucking disgusting. Like he would not fucking abort at all. How can you be this bad?
>>716981394
>>716981573
so is this a beta male thread or a cunt female thread? hard to tell
>>716982849
Alphas don't get talked to like that dolt.
>>716976257
>>716976257
>>716976257
i just.....
i can't.
the fucking racism here.
you people are ill
literally shaking right now.....
wow.....just. just wow. literally unbelievable.
ill never understand this......place.
it feels like
after the past 2 weeks i have been here it just seems to get worst and worst.....
blatant racism
child porn spam
animal abuse
anti semitism
holocaust denial
woman hating
homophobia
fat shaming
off topic adult cartoons
the list goes on and on.......
the n word literally hurled around like it was a casual insult......
reply to this post or you will never have a girlfriend
are there even moderators to control this insane place??!!!
disgusting.....are you even "humans"? or just jaded pieces of SHIT??!!
i see why you people are callled the sewer of the internet...
New YLYL: >>716983407
>>716978986
Be whiney about it on youtube, that 'll solve it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wzbEe627-M
I lost
>>716983811
>>tumblr
>>716984065
how is your pic cringe?
>>716976257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxIBUDXDma0
>>716984556
>8 months
>birthday
Theodore and her "little teddy bear" must be different, I guess.
>>716984807
shut up you tryhard faggot
>>716976257
he's got a point
>>716984807
Are you retarded or just a shut in? Its pretty common to refer to it like that when the child is less than a year old.
>>716985228
Giving the age in months is normal, yes. But "birthday" when the kid is eight months old?
>>716985424
you're seriously desperate for this aren't you
>>716985625
I just explained what the anon who posted the pic might find cringeworthy about it.
You can get the last word if you want, I won't reply after this. Good day.
>>716985820
i don't care about getting the last word, i just want you to know that you're a retarded tryhard faggot
>>716984065
>>716985885
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>716985885
Not that anon but your a stupid fucking asshole and I hate you and wish your house would burn down
>>716977902
myspace.com power rankings
>>716985972
>your
>>716985956
>>716985972
so much for not replying anymore faggot
>>716985956
Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer? I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing 4chan. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time. Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago. What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions? Yeah, you're just not the 4chan type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case). Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet. I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet? That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR". You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination. Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo
>>716986107
>>716986059
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID IDIOT
>>716986342
New fag detected
>>716976257
shit
>>716985631
the undertaker: the early years
>>716985458
>1st wave feminist
So pretty much all you're going for is suffrage and work equality
what a revolutionary
>>716986447
Newfag? lmao I've been here since January, which is almost a full year. So shut the fuck up before you go around calling people newfag when you're the newfag, okay?
>>716986447
>>716986107
>>716985885
I don't give a fuck about what any of you say to me. Just know this. I hate you all and if a zombie apocalypse happens, don't think I will not hesitate to shoot you. Because as soon as I kill you, I will take your bodies and make a house out of them and paint it with your very blood. I actually look forward to a zombie apocalypse.
>>716986766
Look who it is again, ID Heaven. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time.
>>716986555
you just made made my day anon,kek,nice trips
>>716985826
wtf is this shit? I don't get it
>>716986059
>it's real
>there really was a Dick Butt
http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/spokesman/obituary.aspx?pid=172340733
>>716981273
That's so cringe haha
>>716977902
This honestly still gets me
>>716986799
How are you gonna paint it with blood? arent they already bloody?
>>716985999
awe fuck
>>716985818
she's fucking great
>>716986766
>>716986766
sure kid whatever you say,you're to edgy for my taste anyway.Come back and talk to me when you've been here more than 4 years,okay?
>>716986766
>>716989180
Why are you both having a pissing match over whos been on /b longer? Thats not something to be proud of fams.
kys
>>716978407
This makes me hard
Dubs prove it
>>716983811
Subtle
>>716977902
looks like Mudasir is the beta in this situation
>>716989388
your just jelly you only been here 2 days while i been here sense january you dum newfag.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dqYZS8Z5cZQ
>>716976257
I feel like that's happened to me before.
>>716986322
creepy pasta, chill
>>716986766
lurk moar faggot
>>716990370
This has to be staged. Can't be true, please tell me this isn't true.
>>716991555
so many questions
Why does he have a wt girlfriend?
Why pudding?
Why put something between the pudding and the bathtub?
Who the fuck has Sprint as their provider anymore?
Why are there trips?
>>716991871
Jesus man...
>>716985826
Holy crap anon that is like some really wack frustrating riddle. Wtf was up with that guy?
>>716976257
Thread's dead. NEW YLYL: >>716992284
>>716977902
This is fucking alpha activity. He's not hiding his power levels like a woman would. Cringe only because it is culturally different.
>>716976257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pV6D9Y1rxcw&t=3s
does this guy think hes spiderman
>>716985999
that 'try gay' from buzzfeed?
>>716986322
Is this pasta
>>716990461
>not recognizing response pasta
>>716986766
are you one of them? :U
>>716976257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cMd0qtujOXA&t=3s
>>716993610
nigga looks like a knock off action figure
>>716991555
I need more details on this.
>>716989248
kek, cringed
>>716993033
Nothing cringe about letting your doggo on the couch.
>>716985999
I sorta like that song
>>716993610
Looks like the retarded offspring of Dr Who and Napoleon Dynamite.
http://www.silvergames.com/omg
>>716989332
nearly pissed myself
>>716993388
Looks like Captain Planet really let himself go
>>716990461
newfake
>>716976257
General cringe thread now
>>716985458
>red menace, SJW, Commie, Pinko
So literally all terms that people use in disgust.
>visionary of Marx teachings
Marx was a drunk and a fool
>anti racist and facist, protects human rights
Like everyone else? So special
>1st wave feminist
So the terrorist kind? Oh and the kind that wanted women to vote, but didn't want any social progress for them?
Please tell me it's faked. No one can have their head this far up their own ass
>>716984065
>happy birthday
>not even a year old
And this fucking retard listens in classified topics?
>>716978407
Islamic names, dumbfuck
>>716978009
Not funny, nigger. Arsene knows.
>>716993610
>>716992502
Right, okay mate. Why don't you do the same thing on your Facebook and be 'alpha as fuck'?
>>716982849
Everytime I see this I just think she's an idiot.
>>716981694
>last frame
>roaring like a majestic lion
>>716976257
>>716976257
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JF3yrdv3eY8
cringed my socks off
>>716992134
And also why was it originally posted on "aesthetic pics"
>>716991743
>if the guy isn't me, don't fuck him
>>716984788
christ
>>716994984
Probably Pakis
>>716985631
guy is pretty big. probably could be alpha if he lifted and stopped being such a beta faggot
>>716995420
apart from broken english and mild autism... it's actually pretty fine... better than most people we see around here and other boards
>>716986900
tf dude
read that whole shit cuz of you
>>716989332
>the Whizzard
does reading cringe stories make me more likely to avoid these situations or more likely to be in one?
>>716989501
.!?
>>716976257
https://soundcloud.com/yungnero210/nero-x-yung-glock-x-ashtray-teaser
would mean a lot if some of you /b/ros would check my page out and the new teaser thank you guys! :)
>tfw 6'3", white, male and reasonably attractive with great beard genetics and social charisma
feels fucking amazing
>>716995895
both
>>716993033
Imagine breaking into a house and seeing the guy crawling around on all fours in the middle of the night in his fur suit.
>>716994984
There are Islamic currymunchers
>>716989248
ezreal?
>>716984788
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>716986799
Nice cringe OC mang
>>716981694
CRAWLLLL BENEATHHHH MY SKINNNNN
>>716987624
I used to share a two bedroom apartment with my sister. Her friend was staying over, sleeping on a mattress on the floor in the living room. I went to my room and put on earphones and watched a movie. I took them off and heard my sister's friend moaning, loudly. Is... is she masturbating? Maybe she's trying to seduce me... who masturbates loudly in another person's living room? She did flirt with me earlier in the night.
I tried to work up the courage to go out there but didn't. This went on for almost an hour. Later on I found out that a guy came over while I had earphones on. She was getting fucked the entire time. The guy was just silent as fuck and she was so loud.
>>716984788
>>716996536
what's wrong with that? wasn't it for that kid who got suspended for making a clock the school thought was a bomb?
>>716996663
>>716996834
Cuz the kid is a sandnigger, so everyone started kissing his ass
this thread is sad
>>716986799
>>716976257
Love it when 4chan produces it's own cringy oc's
>>716976257
fresh OC
>>716997289
So meta
>>716979294
you obviously like cancer banana
>>716997371
Being ugly =/= cringe
>>716981273
>oh haha
>>716997371
Leave it to the douche to make fun of a guy's face
>>716997371
makes op cringe cuz guys better looking
>kek
>>716976257
I don't understand what this person is getting at.
I'd assume that this is about 4chan, but since this is a beta male cringe thread idk
>>716997514
>>716997571
sure, being ugly may not be cringe but it doesn't take a brainiac to know when your pic looks shit
>>716997655
what?
>>716987204
>grammer
>GRAMMER
>G R A M M E R
>>716991743
>if he doesnt quote shakespeare
>or play minecraft
i lost so hard
>>716997139
lost and I don't really know why
>>716997727
Shut up faggot, you posted shit, you don't get to explain yourself
>>716994452
i actually looked up these peopels profiles to find the cutie on the left.
>>716985458
Is this real or bullshit? I don't think anyone would write that unironically
>>716997854
I still don't get you. If you're defending him then you probably look worse
>>716997371
> updated her profile picture
What
>>716987065
>>716992358
Basically, it's just a shitty story that goes nowhere. The entire story is in the OP's post, mother wants an underwater weighing test, OP and sister go do it at 2pm, neither took a shower, they got in special swimming suits, sister asked if she can put her hair in a ponytail, doctor said no, then she went underwater for 8 seconds and enjoyed it and he didn't. End of story
>>716986396
i'm so glad that the brony fandom is dead
>>716998156
let's hope he's not transgender although it could just be for jokes
>>716981273
cringe in the eyes of a beta, but the level of not giving a fuck is quite alpha
>>716977365
Honestly, I see nothing wrong here. Probably makes and gets more than most of us
>>716993033
>>716977365
Not funny and nothing wrong with it
>>716997514
>>716997571
>>716997655
>Jake Strawbs Roberts updated her profile picture.
>updated her profile picture
>her profile picture
>her
>>716993044
Looks like fresh shitpost though
>>716976257
Weeb cringe here.
https://youtu.be/ZpilozfVeJo
>>716998562
Oh damn, I just noticed that.
>>716997727
True.
>>716989332
that's pretty amazing actually
more fresh OC
>>716987204
The worst thing about that picture is that it's a nice suit. Fucking wasted.
>>716993033
>>716985900
proof that /b/ was never good
>>716998834
Holy shit, man.
>>716986856
thats quite funny
Have a sick thursday night on me go leak your ex gf or sister now at snap-leak-cf
>>716985826
I'm so fucking confused. Gave up a quarter of the way through.
>>716998315
lost outloud
>>716993511
i actually would fuck this person (
>>716989795
>sense january
seems you're in school only since january too
>>716993253
The guys posts are hilarious
>>716989332
How exactly was the dude able to see the eye? It seems like the whizzard locked himself in between the pipes, so how was he able to reveal his eye?
>>717000784
>>716996834
He didn't make a clock. He put the insides of a clock into a suitcase.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSK9AnXrdKs
>>716988317
>>716998182
it is not. but apparently natural selection or whatever hit most of the extreme cringefags, and they either died or retreated from publicity.
haven't seen fresh brony cringe in a while now.
>>717002233
Nice triple dubs.
>>716996058
Can imagine you owning at least 2 tshirts referencing beards and you feeling very pleased with yourself when somebody other than you mentions something about your facial hair.
Oh, and just because you fill awkward silences with banal chatter which most of the time tries to make light of the awkward silence, it doesn't mean you have social charisma. Everybody wants you to shut the fuck up.
>>717002316
that hair looks fucking amazing
>>717002332
>>717002233
>use stone to disassemble apparatus
like a prehistoric caveman
>>716993033
this is what Hitler was trying to stop
>>716998298
>not giving a fuck
>oh sorry that was my friend
Pick one
>>717002406
IWTCIRD
>>716996834
Sandnigger kid took the innards of a clock and put it in a suitcase, then took it to school and tried to shock students by telling them it was a bomb. Teachers told him several times to stop and put it away but he kept being a dick. Police were called due to suspected bomb threat.
Kids dad (a shady character in his own right) took advantage of the situation, photographed his ugly kid in cuffs during the 20 seconds he was in them, and they concocted a bullshit story about how the kid built a clock from scratch and was discriminated against because he's a mudslime.
The liberal left fucking ate it up, and the kid was showered with attention, gifts, accolades, grants and scholarships. Not enough for the greedy family, they're trying to sue the school for several million, which is hopefully where they're finally called out on their stupid fucking hoax.
>>716985347
>he's automatically a badass because he has a leather jacket
pic semi-related
>>716996834
According to social analytics site Topsy, close to a million people sent out tweets with the supportive hashtag #IstandwithAhmed in less than 24 hours.[49] Mohamed opened his own Twitter account @IStandWithAhmed in the morning of September 16 and had more than 37,000 followers by the afternoon.[50]
Irving Mayor Beth Van Duyne said that Irving's police chief and other police officers, as well as teachers and school administrators, were receiving death threats as a result of the controversy.
In an interview on Al Jazeera's Ali Velshi on Target, Mohamed said the clock was "built from scrap around the house" and that "some of the boards were already manufactured."[9] He told Larry Wilmore on The Nightly Show that it took him "10 or 20 minutes" to put it together and that he had built more complicated items such as soldering together CPUs, but that the clock was simple, using some parts that were scrapped off so that it was easier.[10] According to the initial report in The Dallas Morning News, he had done this "before bed on Sunday. [September 13, 2015]"[11]
>>717003237
i'm not even mad for he has the balls to run around like that.
still better than neckmane fedorington.
>>716983811
bait/10
wtf is with the fireworks captchas
>>717003576
>from scrap around the house
exhibit a: a clock
exhibit b: a similar clock
exhibit c: a battery
>>716991871
W T F
>>716997734
You missed that he said "user proper spelling"
>>717003951
well the kid has soldered cpus n shit so of course he can make a clock out of bomb parts laying around the house
>>717003802
get out of your moms basement and check the date, faggot
>>716976257
kylo ren?
>>717004236
>connect a few transistors
>call it a cpu
or even worse, literally soldering a cpu, see pic related.
also
>bomb parts
kek, he removed the bomb and reversed the countdown counter. now its a clock lel
>>716991555
nice trips
>>717002233
>the fucking rock
In all seriousness though, I can easily see why someone could think it's a bomb. I mean schools fucking flip their shit when a kid gets shoved, they would def flip their shit if they saw a tangle of wires in a briefcase.
Beyond that I saw way too much praise for that shit, like he just fucking did what this guy did. That's it.
>>716991978
What a bunch of queers
>>717004888
bump
also checked
>>716998412
her face says it all
>>716986396
i thought the white inbred had posted it but the plowshare her fat ass was towing apparently posted it
>>716986322
>NUMEROUS
>SECRET
>RAIDS
>>717003185
Wait, do you have proof that he was saying it was a bomb?
>>717003237
>>717003730
Samefag.
Fat guys with beards and motorbikes are all gays. Regardless of if they have this fag pony shit all over it.
>>717004236
You got me
>>716996834
nice oc cringe, anon
>>717005756
samefag yourself, cunt.
>>716993610
Gospelbusters
>>716993388
Pretty sure that's a Ralph Bluetawn cosplay lol
Leaking my way to 2017...try this out on any girl in your school lol snap-leak-cf
>>717006434
LOL ZOMG IT TOOOOTTALLLY WURKZZ!!! XD