So, /b/, my cat just vomited what seems to be some pre-fecal solid. She arched her back, as the matter lurched foreward in her little throat, lining my carpet in the piles you see. So, anybody know why? I have no clue. She has been overeating lately, but that's all I can say for sure.
Also, trips decides what I do with the catpoopvomit. Go!
>>716976208
tapeworm
Intestinal oclusion. Dude, she's close to dying. Get her to a vet. She needs surgery fast.
>>716976208
What the fuck? Catpoopvomit?
>>716976492
This. Get her to a vet asap
>>716976208
VET ASap RIP KITTY
GET HER TO A VET YOU FAGGOT
>>716976208
It's just overeating.
Eat it and post pics with timestamps of you eating it ALL
>>716977421
Roll
>>716977421
roll for this..op wont deliver any damn way.
Go buy some new cat food that is for cats with sensitive stomachs and start feeding her less often. Also, take it and eat some of it with timestamp and pic of it in your mouth.
>>716977421
Roll
>>716976208
Put the catpoopvomit in the microwave for 5 minutes, then eat it
Eat it fag
Force it back down the cats throat
>eat cat therefore eating cat vomit
This falls within your parameters OP when trips you must eat cat vomit filled cat
Scoop it up, take off your pants, microwave catpoopvomit, and funnel it into your anus. Write "FOR SAM" on your buttocks CMON TRIPS!
>>716978175
You're a fag
Eat it
>>716978215
yes, but not the point. do it FOR SAM!
>>716978175
This
Time stamp of you rubbing half of it all over your lips and eating it, and use the other half to stick up into your asshole.
Smear the catpoopvomit on your face and take pics
Stick it up your ass fag.
>>716978403
yes, this is better. rolling for sam
Smear it on your chest
>>716976208
Your an idiot. That's whole food, not poop. Get your mongrel of a cat to chew its fucking food
>>716977421
Rolling 4 this
>>716978621
reroll
Intestinal occlusions (bowel obstruction) in lower GI tract based on how it looks. Get cat to vet ASAP
>>716978959
This nigga has no idea.
Your cat is just over eating
Source: I'm a vet
microwave for 20 minutes
Microwave for 10 minutes and eat
up da butt
vet here. your cat is dying sorry not sorry
eat that shit
use some of the puke as a facial cream and eat the rest of it. post pics
are we tripping? feed the dying cat its own shit vomit, then shove th whole cat up your ass. (may be easier in small pieces.)
>>716979757
roll
Overeating is causing the cat to hurl contents of stomach, upper intestine and lower intestine from the point where say a bowel obstruction would be?
Get kitty to non /b/ vet
use catpoopvomit on face, and eat remaindr
eat it
>>716976208
Did you arrange the poop in "/b/" -shape or am I just suffering from psychosis
>>716979860
This
>>716979922
Quads get
>>716979735
this
once my dog got into a halfa bag of candy corn and threw up all of that dye wax shit. stained the carpets red. pools of liquidy waxy brown/orange/yellow puke. looked like art. and she threw up a turd in there too from her mouth. that candy shot up thru her throat with no warning. like a rocket. your cat ate something and has bad indigestion.
shove the shitvomit in your ass
>>716977421
Just eat it
>>716976208
Vet asap please
how old is cat?
>>716980439
oops samefagging myself.
forgot to roll trips. trips = give your cat some candy corn to see how that vomit or poop comes out.
eat it
cats are bitches - that's why. it's good you have one before you get a wife. just to get used to;)
>>716980789
eat it, poop it out, and repeat from step 1
>>716980920
this
>>716980920
DO IT
>>716980920
do this now
I guess that clears up all my confusion after watching "catdog"
Smear on the inside of your bedrroom air vent
>>716980920
MAKE THE DREAM HAPPEN
>>716981360
Take a bite of it and then smear it on the inside of your bedroom air vent
thats more food than is noramlly in a cat system
i'd say intestinal blockage of some kind
Vet ASAP