>You walk in the woods >Hey anon You know where is the

>>716969061
turn 360 and walk away

>>716969061
"Sorry I only fuck nigger monkeys"

>>716969061

Tell her where the nearest road is and keep walking, that ass is way too big.

>>716969061
>>69970837

That's probably a succubus that wants to steal my precious seed.

>>716969235
360 and FHRITP

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>misdirection
"its over there"

>>716969061

tell her the one shes standing on,then call her a stupid cunt and rape her silly

>>716969521

or wait,is this a trick and she actually has a penis.i know how /b/ is

>>716969061
>You know where is the
even look more like?

>>716969061
Stare at her juicy heart shaped hiney do a 360 and walk the dinosaur

>>716969521
This is the sensible reply

>>716969061
tell her ill walk her back,flirt a little,try to get her into me...failing that ill just grab a rock and smash her skull in then fuck the dying corpse,ride off on her shitty bike...win win desu.

>>716969235
if u go 360 u end up in the same way ur facing though, lol?

>>716971119
newfag detected

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>>716969061

>Implying any of the fat fucks that live at home posting on this board would be outside at all, let alone walking in the woods.

>>716971279
HE TOOK THE BAIT XDDDDDDDDD

>>716969061
"You too."

>>716969061
I would offer to lead her back to the main road, but then lead her deeper into the woods, bash her head against a tree, tear off those booty shorts and devour her ass. Like, literally start eating it, tearing out the anus with my teeth and everything. Then I would seal up the wounds with my big cums, and finally take a well-deserved leaky shit into her mouth before leaving to go masturbate in a movie theater

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>>716969235

>>716971279

Or its the third oldest bait in the history of the human race, and you took it like every other idiot.

>>716969061
Probably chloroform and devour her goddess body and fill her lovely holes with sperm.

Then hang myself

>>716969235
>turns 360
>all my flesh rots away
>am skeleton now
>eyy bb wanna bone?

No sorry. Then I will just keep walking on the path.

>>716971338
kek

>>716971627

>fuck, marry, kill, overtake

>>716971756
This chick needs her asshole pounded

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>>716969061
Start running away.

>>716969336
MAYBE SHE HAS SOME GAY SONG TO CATCH US

>>716969061
Tell her to mind her own fucking business and walk past her, then go home and post on facebook that a really hot girl hit on me today and i have a new gf

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>>716972538

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Leak your teacher or even your sister lol - snap leak,cf

>>716969061
>Yea. Keep on this 2 track about a half mile and you should hit 468. From there you can head right to the highway or take a left into the village.

tfw I grew up in the sticks and we treat everyone with respect, including females.

>>716972586
>>716972538
>>716972492
>>716972434
>>716972380

>Kneepads but no helmets
Took me a minute

>>716969061
help her in the right path

>>716969061
Realize that this actually wouldn't happen because my luck is so fucking terrible.

>>716972881
you you wouldn't want to hurt your knees.

>>716971796
enjoy your ginger kids

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>>716969061
www.strawpoll.me/11980399/r

>>716969061
take out dick use it as a divining rod to point to nearest road...put it away and continue on

>>716969061
Do you retards have an original thought or idea of a thread ever? I don't understand what motivates you to repost the same trite shit.

>>716972881
>riding BMX bikes in forest
most retarded thing i've seen all year

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>>716969061
Tell her I'm gonna need to smell that bike seat first.

>>716969061
Reasonably cute girl talking to me?
I'm either dreaming or on acid.
Ignore.

>>716969061
>it's gotta be a trap
point to the nearest road and keep walking

>this far out in the woods, any random fem HAS to be bait

>>716969061
has she no fear of the rape? she is in the forest if she was the rape would anyone ever know but the animals?

>>716973889
if you rape a girl in the forest and no one is around to hear her screams, was the rape real then ? did it really happened ?

>>716969061
Reflectors? No toe clips, clipless pedals? Fucking casual!
Reeeeeee!

>>716974011
>was the rape real then ? did it really happened ?
if she wants it then afterward regrets it then, yes, it was real raep

>>716974159
its a paradoxal question lil grasshopper
you dont even know if the rape occured or not

>>716972881
the kneepads arent for riding the bikes...

>>716969061
I pull out my map and compass, and show her the route. I count the pace beads on my shirt pocket, and give her an estimate approximately how far it is.

I also ensure that she has enough water for the trip, and offer her some of the high energy snack I have in my survival kit.

>>716972873
including your sister, when you're fucking her.

>>716969061
I'd start by looking around nervously. If you randomly meet someone in the woods and they know your name, you should be scared. I'd look for the black SUVs and the black helicopters and be waiting for the tactical team to show up.

If you rape a girl in the woods and no one's around to hear or see it, was she still asking for it?

>>716969061
>"What is a young, fine lady like you doing out in the these woods?"
>"Don't worry m'lady, I'll tell you the path to the road, and further"
>tips fedora, enjoy your day and be carfeul

>>716969061
"Uhh" cause that's how i got out of improv speeches in English then try to figure it out

>>716974459
What can I say, she's a good lay.

>>716969061
you're on a road you fucking idiot

>>716974597
Duh

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This

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>>716974588

I mean aside from the conspiracy theory there, /b/ro has a point. How the fuck does she know your name?

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This is last milf i fucked i met while hiking. She has huge nipples.
You meet tons of girls that are easy to fuck hiking.

>>716969061
>>Hey anon You know where is the nearest road
your standing in the middle of it bitch

wtf am i doing walking down a road anyway? i have a car

>>716975075
"BRAVO HAS VISUAL ON THE TARGET! DECOY ALPHA, DETAIN OR DESTROY THE TANGO!"

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>>716975343
Her tits.

>>716975586
Holy burgers.

>>716975586
Gross

>>716969061
unzip
slowly pull it out and show it to her
point out the road on the map that I keep in my backpack

>>716975586

Wew lad. Fucking is fucking though. Good for you.