Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>716949117
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>insult other waifus
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>not just riding a dolphin everwhere
What are you, a wimp?!
>>716958034 (Makoto)
I remember playing Matryoshka about 100 times. After 50 times I used hidden and double time etc
カラミチーマス
>>716958326
Look, just because we're gunna become one, does NOT mean she is me!
>>716957811
At least my engine won't explode if it's filled a little high. :^)
>>716957835
Yay~
Nah, it'd most likely be the ludicrously low speed limits, and round about a that fuck with me.
JUST TRY IT REEEEE!
>>716957926
They were nice. Seems like it was a ruse though. And I did hit another car in the first accident. Still waiting to see how that turns out though.
>>716958232
>New car
Ewww.
>Wife's son
Implying kids.
>Activated almonds
I haven't even activated them.
>>716958326
Did you just...?
claim'd
>>716958434
but i know how to use measures, so it won't :^)
>>716958434
The fuck is wrong with roundabouts?
I'LL FUCKING TRY YOU IN A MINUTE
>>716958434
>>new car
>ewww
What did he mean by this
>>716958434
>>716958436
Actually I didn't...
But nice knowing it
Ho-kago Tea Time claimed btw
>>716958575
Makoto prefers older cars, I believe
>>716958630
Nice knowing what?
>>716958552
i love roundabouts, but no one in murica knows how they work so they get confused
>>716958575
some people don't believe in buying cars new
>>716958534
So do I, but sometimes I just get lazy and empty the rest of it in. It'll go maybe one tick over. Not bad, but could suck in a normal car.
>>716958552
Nothing, we just hardly have any here. I think I've only ever seen one, and it's SUPER small.
>>716958575
New cars are kinda shit if you're an enthusiast.
>>716958630
Shhh.
>>716958714
That you are going to become one
So lewd
>>716958828
sooooo lewd
>>716958808
THEY JUST WORK
>>716958828
>not learning to love the roundabout
>>716958911
Shush
>>716958808
>>716958828
>>716958714
A new car could mean a car that you just bought though. But I won't put that past a person who drives like a retard.
megumin is best girl
>>716959030
>not driving like a retard
Why
>>716958828
maniac, i bet you use pensoil and don't change your filter with every change
>>716958962
they're been making a lot more of them in this state and people are starting to figure them out, i love it cause 9 times out of 10 i don't have to slow down, just, look, someone coming? nope, keep going
>>716959030
i bought my car new tho
>>716958911
Nuh uh.
>>716958962
I never said they weren't good! It'd just take some getting used to. Not only is the one here small, it's on a back road, so I generally just drive as if it were a normal curve in the road.
>>716959030
That's not what you meant and you know it, fuckbucket.
>>716959030
>silly anons
>i'm only pretending to be retarded
>>716958962
Not gonna happen. I'm imagening it right now
>>716959159
So lewd.
>>716958650
wtf? you can't claim them all fagtron
>>716959157
They're not even that difficult!
>>716959159
LOVE THE ROUNDABOUT
>>716959240
I feel like I'm being violated in your mind...
>>716959162
I don't think you're using that correctly
>>716959159
I just meant a car being one that you bought
>>716959157
Okay
>>716959152
>not wanting to have all your limbs intact
Why?
>>716959328
You can't stop me, gaybot
>>716959386
Ohoho, no you aren't, after all you're the dom in your relationship
>>716959157
Castrol GTX thank you. And I use the expensive filter even!
>>716959240
Prove it!
>>716959386
ONLY IF I GET TO DO SIK DORIFTOS!
>>716959442
I'd rather risk things and live a fun life than get old by being boring, I guess. It's dumb, but it's me.
>>716959552
WHAT HAS MAKO BEEN TELLING YOU?
>>716959556
I'd love to see you try it, at the very least
>>716959386
people in murica have trouble figuring out what's going on when the road doesn't go straight
>>716959556
ayy, castrol is best oil
Roundabouts are gay
>>716959556
No need to prove the obvious
>>716959634
Many things. Bust most of the time I just read the thread and your posts.
We all know that you wear the pants in your relationshop
>>716959637
>having roads that go straight
>>716959672
YOU'RE GAY
>>716959637
pls
>>716959784
Hey, you don't know how it could be in private!
>>716959634
I HAVENT SAID NOTHING!
And I shall do my best!
>>716959637
Damn straight! 20w50 4lyf.
>>716959784
Ya huh!
And wow, rood assumption!
>>716959799
I'm bi actually
>>716959799
it's easier when your infrastructure wasn't built in the middle ages
>>716959828
slp
>>716960030
>20w50
your engine runs so hot
>>716959944
>>716960030
Oh please, you know I'm right
And you know you like it
>>716960030
I'M STILL SUSPICIOUS!
I'm honestly just imagining you finding a roundabout here early in the morning when nobody else is around and having some fun with it.
>>716960052
Same.
>>716960105
Yeah but that's just boring!
>>716960151
Hey I'm not denying anything...
>>716960105
Damn straight it does!
I'm seriously glad I fixed that coolant leak though. Haven't had to top off coolant in a month.
>>716960151
Can't prove a damn thing! Accusations! Innocent until proven guilty!
>>716960345
BUT WHY?!
You better believe I would.
>>716960345
nah, i love weaving in traffic on freeways
>>716960601
mine does 0w20 because japan?
egg in radiator?
>>716960345
Well then~
>>716960601
Should I start with screencapturing your conversations?
>>716960601
BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE IT WOULD BE SLIGHTLY UNUSUAL IF YOU HADN'T SAID ANYTHING TO ANYONE. MAYBE.
You'd probably enjoy it a lot, too.
>>716960682
To be honest I don't even drive I can't talk shit here.
>>716960779
Well obviously Mako likes people know about these things, so there's no point in denying it.
>>716960682
2cold m8.
Nah, hole in a tube near the top. $2 of hose and some working it on, and it was fixed.
>Old tube
https://m.imgur.com/a/q2bC4
>>716960779
W-What?
>>716960917
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?!
And why do you just assume I enjoy having people know about things?!
>>716961169
IT MEANS THAT I'M PRETTY SURE MOST PEOPLE HAVE SOMEONE THEY TALK TO ABOUT RELATIONSHIP STUFF
I'm not assuming anything.
>>716961169
Even your girlfriend says you like being the sub >>716960917 She says there is no need to deny it that she's the dom.
>>716960917
rekt
>>716961169
nOt CoOl EnOuGh
why not just fix with duck tape? :^)
>>716960601
Why does she look like she has been chopping onions?
>>716961241
WELL YOU SEE...huh. Ya, I guess so.
Ya huh!
>>716961289
I will not stand for such accusations!
>>716961382
Madman.
And because to roof is already duct tape.
>>716961464
I'm not sure.
>>716961591
maybe you shouldn't have a roof made of cloth
>>716961289
I feel like I'm being used for bullying now.
>>716961382
Eh, we deal.
>>716961591
I mean I may have mentioned some details to someone...
I'm just saying there's no need for me to assume.
>>716961591
What are you going to do against it? Being cute? You have a girlfriend for that
>>716961835
Deal with it
>>716961905
I should really just join in on the bullying, Mako would like that.
>>716961789
If only I had a choice.
>>716961835
Oh?
I mean, I guess...
>>716961905
I don't need to be cute, she's cute enough for 2! But I will bitterly post on a Thaiwanese tapestry weaving forum!
>>716962104
Exactly! Let's bully your girlfriend!
>>716962171
Just enjoy the bullying. You know you like it
>>716961835
and how do you do that?
>>716962171
you could always drive something with no roof
>>716962171
Yeah, just one or two details to a friend of mine.
>I don't need to be cute
Well you're cute whether you need to be or not.
>>716962272
I feel like I'm now getting sucked into something I shouldn't be.
>>716962274
By walking. A lot.
>>716962272
Says who?!
>>716962274
Pls no.
>>716962472
The one with good taste in milkshake dipping?
Nuh uh!
>>716962472
You're getting sucked into something you'll L O V E
>>716962588
Your girlfriend, Sameji, You and me
>>716962472
must suck to suck
>>716962588
i thought you liked bikes
>>716962730
what did i say?
>>716962588
Nah, the other one I mentioned talking to.
You don't get to deny it!
>>716962730
I'm getting sucked into Mako?
>>716962770
It's not so bad, my city isn't big enough for it to bother me.
>>716962730
When did I ever say it?!
>>716962770
A helmet can be a roof technically.
>>716962994
Drunky?
Also, lewd!
>>716962994
mine isn't either but i don't walk anywhere because fuck that noise
>>716963300
I meant the one who I told I was living the dream
You're lewd!
>>716963318
I also just couldn't afford to drive
Nobody ever claims besto
>>716962770
I dunno, just roll with it! We're now bullying Makoto!
>>716962994
Into (love) bullying Mako!
>>716963300
I'm just assuming it~
>>716963300
i don't think that's technically a roof
also post fast fgt
>>716963399
fair enough
hestia claim'd
>>716963399
Ohhhhh!
Nou!
>>716963445
Why?!
>>716963447
>Post fast?
>>716963445
I mean, Mako is subby enough to enjoy being bullied.
>>716963772
It was quite an interesting conversation, really.
Nou!
>>716963734
>BakedFIsh
But why?
>>716963445
i always bully makoto, he drives a big miata
>>716963772
i meant faster, i'm out of sync over here and apparently can't type today
New posters are fucking garbage.
Everyone who came after Syndra should fuck off.
>>716963933
>>716964042
literally who
>>716963861
I would imagine so, given the topic.
Nou!
>>716963923
IT IS NOT A MIATA REEEEE!
>>716964042
Filter is hard.
>>716964083
Good afternoon Shiro!
>>716963772
why not? For shit and giggles!
>>716963923
Yass!
Bully more!
>>716963861
Of course, I know!
>>716964163
you're right, a miata has a proper engine
>>716964042
Rood.
>>716964163
So I take it you have said stuff?
Nou!
>>716964373
You know exactly how subby Mako is?
>>716964373
Ree!
>>716964410
I'm going throw Doritos at you.
>>716964431
Nothing you haven't heard already.
>>716964598
are they gunna have the corners worn off?
>>716964598
Oh, so they don't know about all the lewd things?
>>716964654
You little shit.
>>716964707
No!
Tired...
>>716964431
Nope, I'm guessing she's more subby than me though
And she did tell me that you have a nice butt
>>716964598
Ree some more!
>>716965097
Mm, maybe I should tell them some things then~
>>716965148
I wouldn't know how subby you are.
I think her butt is nicer!
>>716965097
<3
>>716965269
(he's really subby)
>>716964292
Hello! Up to anything?
>>716965327
How subby are we talking?
>>716965454
at least on par with makoto, if not more
>>716965701
I don't know, Mako is pretty subby...
>>716965444
Not so much. I woke up late and have to work soon.
I might have to leave early because there is a considerable amount of snow falling down.
>>716965269
well duh, of course you think that
Alright, I'll be going soon. I'm helping some friends of mine with getting ready for new years. See you all
>>716965896
Bye!
>>716965750
i don't wanna embarrass him, so i'll just leave it at that
>>716965863
I woke up early. 5 hours early actually, even though I'd usually be waking up at about this time.
>>716966062
Aww, and here I was wanting to compare...
>>716965896
Goodbye.
>>716966080
Did something unusual wake you up?
Also I assume you're on Christmas vacation?
>>716966223
i think he's embaaaresed
>>716966280
Nothing unusual. Had to pee, then couldn't fall back asleep.
Yes, I am on Christmas vacation, or else I'd be waking up at 5 AM.
>>716966318
I feel like Mako has fallen asleep, killing that bit of fun.
>>716966573
yea, i think he did, and chara sodded off
hi everyone
>>716966626
And that sounded like it was going to be interesting.
>>716966807
Hey.
>>716966807
hi
how are you?
>>716966421
That's probably your usual sleeping schedule that's catching up on you.
I'll have to be on my way already.
See you later hopefully!
>>716966807
morning
>>716966925
i would tell you if i knew he was ok with it, i don't wanna say anything he doesn't want said
>>716967044
Oh I wasn't actually going to pry, I was just going to use it to bully Mako somehow.
>>716967201
just bully him about his car, always works for me
>>716967363
I can't really engage in car-based bullying.
>>716966807
Hello!
>>716966964
Maybe.
See ya!
>>716967427
just call his a big miata
>>716967457
>>716967044
>>716966925
hi
>>716966951
im ok
>>716967637
Is that all?
>>716967648
How's it going?
>>716967974
it's the go to insult for the model he has
>>716968182
Yeah, but it seems pretty dull though.
>>716968265
tell him his company gave up on their hopes and dreams
>>716967648
I'm pretty good, just playing some vidya. You?
>>716968782
Are you just handing me car insults now? This doesn't seem like a fun kind of bullying now...
>>716968889
>off by one
why is that?
>>716967974
its been alright
>>716968871
just trying to find some more Haruhi picutes
yum spaghet
>>716968964
I dunno, car bullying just sounds meaner.
>>716969011
Get up to much?
>>716969147
that wasn't even that mean, you should see some of the shit on /o/
>>716969339
Ok fine I'm more into bullying about lewd things I guess
>>716969622
i don't bully about lewd, i just do lewd
>>716969943
I do both.
>>716970659
i don't like to bully about lewd, seems too mean