I'm dying. Some dude who was being creepy to my friend on

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>>716956224
Here's the rest.

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>>716956289
My reply. He's typing.

Send him old lady tit pics instead.

>>716956651
One sec. I'm gonna find out what the felonies are first.

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FUCKING LOL, HE'S A BURGLAR

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>>716956725
Tell him you have $1000 waiting for him

Tip top kek

>>716957133
So he isn't surprised his father doesn't know his criminal record yet he casually tells you about it?
I smell fake.

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>>716957490
Honestly, my friend gave his guy her Kik when she met him in a hotel. Turned out to be weird. He seems pretty retarded.

>>716957226
Gotta save the real impactful stuff for the end. Might accidentally send a POV blowjob shot so he thinks his dad is cheating on his mom.

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>>716957226
Done.

Long time waiting.

>>716957900
any responds?

>>716958084
Waiting now.

I need convincing old guy dick pics.

What a winner.

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>>716958130

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Shit son.

>>716959223
Tell him if he lets you down you'll kick his ass

>>716959190
I'll preface sending it with "I took a picture of a yellowbelly snake yesterday up close" then send the dick pic and say it was an accident.

>>716959377
Checkd, yeah gotta be convincing

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>>716959377
>>716959190
Waiting.

>>716956224
Try sending him a nude of a chick with a message saying "Yeah I got this hottie last night." and then be like "Oh shit sorry son, that was meant for my buddy."

Fake af.

>>716959838
Yeah, was gonna do something along those lines.

"Don't tell your mom" etc.

I'm lurking, this is gold OP. Keep it up

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>>716959483
waiting

>>716959483
How about I come over to your place and give you the ol' lickaroo.

find out if he got a gf, then tell him she came on to you once. maybe sent you a snapchat of her tits

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>>716960146
>>716960174
>>716960409
This nigga taking ages to respond.

But he did, and it's gold.

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I'm dying so hard. My sides are gone.

>>716960726
go on

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Oh no.

Help me lads.

Hockerman

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Kek.

CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME OP YA DUN GOOFED

>>716960913
Say it's a Federal Officer checking his progress, say the dick was still an accident. If you're an E D G E L O R D you could say some cheesy shit like "still don't tell your mother, Ill send it as a surprise later ;)".

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>>716961058
We can still make it work.

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Someone give me a phone number for him to call in the US.

>>716961168
lol dude you blew it, eject

>>716961261
+17145613163

careful, or he'll report you to the cyber police!

>>716961335
Fag confirmed

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I think I recovered it.

>>716961338
Whose number is it?

>>716961528
son, i'm willing to send you 100 dollars extra if you don't tell your mother

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>>716961528
is this kid retarded

>>716961528
Now call him a faggot for looking at his dad's penis

Tell him he can come stay with you for free but he has to be the house bitch and do all the cleaning and dishes

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>>716961638
Nah let's move on from that. Need to reacclimatise the kid.

>>716961704
Yes.

>>716961722
Done.

>>716961899
"Could you give me some suggestions?"

>>716961814
LOL GOOD SHIT OP, is this a dubs thread now?

>>716961899
"If you don't watch lesbians only you're gay son, sorry to Tell you"

>>716961899
thank you op i'm dying

>>716962015
"What are you, fucking dead?"

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Context: Amber is his sister.

>>716956224
Tell him you have cancer and want him to come visit you soon

>>716962051
she saw mine too once
it wasn't that much of an accident though

>>716962051
"She was only supposed to see MY dick!"

>>716962154
gay

Can I see your dick? That way we are even

>>716962051
Ask for a pic because you haven't seen him in a while

>>716962308
A dick pic, preferably

>>716962051
ask him if Amber sent any by mistake. You need them for leverage or whatever

>>716962308
THIS

>>716962209
Brilliant

>>716962421
>>716962308
inb4 he saw him a week ago

Ask him if you have told him about your alzheimer's yet

Funny shit op

>>716962495
>5 ▶
>Ask him if you have told him about your alzheim
this

>>716962495
THIS

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The goal is chaos.

>>716962308
I already know what he looks like. Found the dude's Facebook and everything. That's how I could troll as his dad. I'll post his face next.

>>716962418
Dooo iiiit

>>716962634
Yeah, that's him.

I didn't post because some white Knight or edgy faggot might ruin it. So nice one.

This shit is golden!!!

Good lele. Keep it up.

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Jesus.

Incest city.

>>716962706
Fair enough, it's gone now

>>716962634
Faggot repost his fb

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>>716962651
Sides activated, requesting more for lift off

>>716962877
what the fuck is wrong with this family?
also check'd

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Fuck it. Someone send this to his sister. She's Amber Zeiszler on Facebook.

any pics of Amber?

>>716962877
Tell him you have a little confession, and you fantasised about him, amber, and you "doing stuff"

>>716962968
Preparing almond activation. Lift of in T minus 10 seconds.

>>716963087
Do it OP

>>716962877
>>716963077

OP gets two consecutive dubs. Witnessed

Tell him to send a dick pic back or you're going to screenshot this conversation and send it to Amber

>>716963077
Guess his dad and him are close

>>716963270
THIS THIS THIS

>>716963077
its looking more like hes just taking the piss here

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>>716963077
I did my research nigga

Facebook URL/amber.zeiszler

>>716962877
dude this thread.. im dying

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>>716963270
this one

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>>716957133
>>716957900
>>716961899
>>716962877
>>716963077

This is now a get thread, starring OP

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She's at the aquarium Right now

>>716963344
Double Dubs of truth
Talk about less weird shit for a while OP, your his dad!!

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>>716963077
>>716963380

>>716963469
no scottsdalefags though

>>716963522
Good man

>>716963522
Uh-oh

>>716963522
FUCKING LEGEND
AND DUBS AGAIN

this is fukken dubs paradise lol

>>716963522
ITT dubs

>>716963495
And he's a retarded horny autist with felonies.

http://www.courtrecords.org/people/KEVIN+ZEISZLER+ND/

>>716963522
kek

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>>716963522
fucking ruthless

>>716963522
Burn in hell you fucking oeice of shit kok

>>716963469
call them

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this whole shit is so fucked

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He's either severely retarded or fucking around now.

>>716957133
>>716957900
>>716961899
>>716962877
>>716963077
>>716963522
Jesus christ OP

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>>716963522
Epic bread

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>>716963682
>>716963603
>>716963662

I sent moar for context because why not

>>716963785
good one

>>716963785
He's gotta be fucking with you

>>716963785

OH GOD GAHAHAHAAHHAHA

>>716963667
Fair enough
Off by one

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Put me in the screencap

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>>716963785
Holy shit the madman

This is a nice fucking thread.

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>>716963522
OH MY GOD

Postpics of her
>>716963469

>>716963903
hi youtube

>>716963921
Nigga...

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He sent this to his sister wtf

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>>716963522
M A D M A N

At this point I think OP is getting trolled back

We're witnessing something here...

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>>716963921
WHAT IS THIS THREAD

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>>716963921

>>716963921
Include me in screencap :)

this dude's got more balls than half the weebs here on 4chan

>>716964037
ITT people pretending that op isnt get trolled now

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Holy shit OP, fucking golden

>>716964053
everything is rigged!

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>>716963522
Sheeeeeeeiiiit kek

>>716964037
This can't be real...

This is the best thread in a long time

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>>716963921

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LEGENDARY THREAD

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Isai is pleased.

Surprise twist: OP is his dad AND sister

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WITNESSED!!!!

>>716963921
This guy just signed his own execution papers

Can i be in the screencap?

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>>716964116
Fully aware of the possibility m8. He was the one that spilled his guts to me lmao

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>>716963921
>>716964037

Idiot gave me a way to prove that I was being serious and linked it back to him...

Either OP is trolling us, or OP is gettiNG FUCKING TROLLED HIMSELF