ITT: We're all in prison, tell everyone why you're

Fed a girl a bowl of eggs.

Had sex in missionary position.

Poured a whole carton of someone else's chocolate milk straight down the drain

I'm the goddamn Batman.

>>716949464
Fuck your in for life bro RIP

Told pol Hillary was the better more ethical candidate.

>>716949506
Your a cunt straight up

>>716949506
I hope you fucking die

>>716949573
Bet that went down well

>>716949318
I got fingerd by my moms friend in her car

I put the aids virus in people's soup

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>>716949318
i was posting this image all over town

I posted a Politoed in /pol/ and told them it was Pepe

>>716949617
You a dude?

>>716949506
you should get the needle

For being a fucking faggot

im a nigger

>>716949685
I dropped the soap

I didn't know bird was the word

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>>716949318
I convinced Merkel to open the border and let in the poor refugees

>>716949318
because I got caught.

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>>716949410
>you don't have to tell me what happened... But you do have to eat this

>>716949318
I didn't do fucking shit. I was framed.

I told people i believe there are more then 2 genders.

>>716949649
FU

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mixed the skittels and m&m's

Posted on/b/ without lurking for more than a day

I held down my mom while my little brother raped her :(

>>716949865
Sounds hot, milf?

>>716949318
roll for soap drop, killed homeless people by making them drink bleach

it is judge's fault, my lawyer was an a asshole!
They send me in!
I'm not gulty!

I fucked a kid.

>>716949318
> chronic public masterbaiter
> threw my sperm on a Jew and screamed bank that you dirty kike

>>716949839
jesus christ, how are you in here with us? You should be in solitary for that shit.

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>>716949318
State just outlawed bestiality, but I refused to leave my wife, or to stop taking her in the outdoors as nature intended.

>>716949318
>picks up soap

>>716949318
I stole a pair of socks, and was given 5 years.
>I'm black.

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>>716949972
neis

Poop diced my sister

Avid believer that playing Pokemon Go makes you a gamer

>>716949831
You should be in a retard camp not jail. You obviously have a mental disorder.

>>716950044
But im PixiedustDragonfishkin ;(

>>716949318

i've downloaded a car

>>716949617
So you can go to jail for reciving a fingerin ?

>>716950010
Forgot to mention the part where you shot someone for the socks and then ran from the officers but they bruised your hands when they cuffed you so you got a reduced sentence because of "muh police brutality"

>>716950096
You monster :o

I painted the roses red.

>>716949998
Also, I MAY have made some posts explaining our religion of peace to the local constabulary.

>>716950121
when's the beheading

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I tried to fix the world. But everyone turned against me.

>picks up another soap

>>716949998
Raped his wife, came inside.

Forced my sister to rape me with a giant dildo

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>>716949536
No, I'm the Batman!

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>>716949865
>not going for sloppy seconds
>you disgust me
Pro tip
>it's not rape if you use a condom and give her a kiss after

>>716949318
No TV licence and possession of a butter knife

>soap

Been hangin out too much.

You could literally say hangin out to any crime lol

I got found out for being a towel, had nothing to do with my drug habits.

>>716949772
Kek

They put me in jail for running an illegal aids sharing ring

>>716950301
Ah hello there Brtibong, you heinous criminal, you.

Lets just say the state down on sodomy

I loitered in a No Loitering area

I just can't resist a good loiter

im gay

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>>716950279
well hello mister bad man im great leader

>>716950337
Sick bastard. Hanging out with kids, weren't you?

i cant find my socks

I killed a man with muh dick

V&

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>>716950419
Boy did i learn that

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>I misused greentext

I was born a nigger

>>716950499
I drop the soap, you can try to split me in half
>wink

>>716950489
I work as a towel part time at the special camp!

I didn't get dubs in a get thread.

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Tried to delete some emails and lied about it

>>716949318
Nigger i'm innocent

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>>716950626

>>716949318
I committed fraud with my Quote 500-company which was a front for hosting an illegal canine volleybal league.

>>716950622
only to get it here

we called no ironic punishments!

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I setup the sandy hook hoax.

>>716950532
>twice!
Drop the soap, you gonna learn it again.

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Trip racist murder, im in the klu klux klan. Then i would take my shirt of and show the swastika and b.garrison tats.

soap

> I gave acid to a group of downsydrome kids I look after
> then I made them play hunger games in the woods with kitchen knives

>>716950626
Had information that would lead to the arrest of Hillary Clinton

>>716949318
I broke into the White House undetected and took a shit on some black guy's desk. He and his posse walked in as it was half-way out.

>>716950687
Doubt you would go to prison for saying Sandy Hook is a hoax. Maybe laughed at out of middle school and end up in juvie?

>>716949318
I chose Jared Leto as the new Jocker...

paida too much child support

>>716950818
I got trips, then woke up in here.

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>>716950694
Bring it! I run this prison!

Told everyone I didn't buy a snowblower, but I'm not worried, it should be a light winter.

I replaced the bar soap with liquid soap in the prison showers

Then dropped all the bar soap on the floor

>>716950804
Not saying sandy hook was a hoax.
I setup the whole event from supplying the kids with guns to hiring actors to pose as ((((((((PARENTS)))))))).

Shit was cash man.

>>716949318
I viciously rape and murder men with tattoos.

i started the race war

>>716950687
Seriously though that ad was the stupidest shit I've ever seen and I'm in fucking Canada.

>>716950110
>this butthurt over a fictional story

>>716950910
No one getting my ass served on no fucking dinner plate!

>>716950983
So your a feminist then ?

>>716951000
mmmmm
gimme dat ass white boi

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>>716950997
AFL

Didn't seed my torrents.

I didn't pay for winrar licence

>>716951021
Anon didnt say suck the money and dreams out of them, just rapes and offs them

>>716951000
>000
That's fine, I like 'em standin an feisty

>>716951000
>leeroy Shantae
>we got him
>oh you gunna pay boy

>>716950748
>lord of the flies

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>>716951051

>>716951000
You got a pretty mouth, boy. Ain't cho mouth I want, tho...

>>716951157
>nothing at all
>nothing at all
>NOTHING AT ALL

>>716951157
You aint getting me fags! Ill fucking nark on your asses!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=O2Ixhw99ONM


Eat ass

>>716949318
Got caught with the neighbours daughter in my bed.

>>716951214
Lisa needs braces ;)

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>>716951289

>>716951055
damnit, you beat me to it

I shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.

>>716951444
FRESH MEAT BOYS
>

>>716951157
Oh holy shit.
Almost died choking on keks

>>716951444
You gonna be the man in black with black in you, now...

>>716949318
I was in possesion of dubs

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>>716951444
Oh your fucked son

>>716949318
attempted morder
that bitch survived. Bitches love tp survive

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>>716951444
Back to the back room, niagga...
You didn`t wash behind yo`mofoking ear or nothin`
we don`t waste no magfaggin`soap in here
PICK UP THE SOAP NIAGGA!!

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>>716951444
I'm about to tame that ass.

>>716949318
I had a shitty lawyer

>>716949318
I downloaded a car.

>>716951656
Easily one of the best episodes of Boondocks mah god, fucking nearly pissed myself laughing

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I mixed cheddar and gouda chesses in the pizza and then I said it was just cheddar.
Man it was fucking horrible, I still can hear them screaming...

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>>716951000
aw yissssssssss

>>716951157
nice ass, flanders

>>716949318

i was stupid enough to click all the pictures of sushi

now i'm on a 20 year stretch

>>716951865
kek

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>>716951000
Yo see.. here in preeson.. booty... booty was mo`important then watar... I LAIKE BOOTY

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>>716951829
Im a fan of those perky cheeks. But dont worry prison bros, i smuggled some shit in for us!

>>716949949
Prepare for rapetiem

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I forgot to check em

Didn't do anything. Lawyer fucked me over.

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>>716951000
>>716951444

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I thought she was 18 :s

>>716949318
jokes on you im gay

I watched Zootopia and started making claims that a woman can do a man's job

I shot Budd Dwyer

I killed this thread

I told pol my religion was peaceful
>psst it's islam

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>told jap moot and mods to cut the image limit on /b/

>>716952659
>rember that dident dubs guys hand apear from a folder or envolope and shoot his mouth
So your dubs guy it's an honour sir
>checkem

>>716949410
Gus?

>when you drop the soap

>>716951362
Do the loaves of bread go in her ass?
Asking for research purposes

>>716953663
you almost dropped it man, be careful

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>>716953469
Not a pop culture reference. Go back to r.eddit

>>716949318
I took a shit in a goodwill donation bin.

>>716954065
Fuck off and eat my eggs faggot

>>716953896
Naturally, where else would they go?

I am the hacker known as 4chan

>>716954152
Thought they were being put in the dirty pink hole.
Glad to see Peeta isn't a barbarian

>>716949318
I'm in prison for sending dick pics to jesus.

I was the last white man in Sweden

Mama, just killed a man... Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead...

>>716949318
I opposed god king trump and now I'm here

I ripped a man's dick off with my buttcheeks

Droped a bag of Deeznuts

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>>716949573
rip anon

>>716949648
that's okay because its bloodborne

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>>716954249

Voted for Hilary

Loitering.

I stole rare pepes

I didn't reply to some post I thought was bullshit

>>716949318
Im a black homosexual living in texas

>>716949318
suicide attempt

>>716954601
Rolling again

I killed myself and got life

>>716954256
Peeta is a gentleman, he aint about that pink life

>>716954601
It's hard to be a homo in the Lone Star State

Being a serial bummer

Fucked myself with a huge dragon dildo outside.

Im a huge faggot who likes sticking thing in my butt

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>>716954695

>>716949649
I hope you die of cancer

Also, I'm in jail for dealing krokodil.

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>>716954822

I started a waifu claiming thread

>>716954920
2 in one.
Fuck the puss
Get head from a midget
I can die happy

I used a water cup to get soda at Taco Bell

>>716954991
Love your thinking

>>716949410
Left australia, turned out I was still serving a sentence

im toast guys, im not getting out until the cars are flying in the air...

>>716955060
Go back and Kill more Abos then

I'm the goddamn warden

>>716955127
You're a goddamn faggot

Wrongly arrested

>>716955162
It's the hole for you!

>>716955205
The dirty pink one?

I peed in the public pool.....
And maybe raped a kid but ya know definitely think it was the pool incident

>>716955127
What you doing in the showers with the soap then, faggot? You wantin to get buggered?

>>716955231

This one?
>>716954920

>>716955300
That's the one you Mongolian shit cunt

>>716955373
Well jeez we might be in prison but i do have feelings :(

I killed a bunch of people once

dindu nuffin

>>716955523
Fucked a bunch of dead people once

>>716955554
Shit boy you got lucky

Got locked in here for arson. It's not my fault my mixtape was too hot.

>>716955514
Don't worry drop the soap and bubba will wipe your tears with his nigger cock

>>716949318
I killed a guy while I was buttfucking him
Buttfucked him to death

i put da pee pee in da poo poo hoole

i was framed

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>>716955699
> Stop you've violated my anus

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>>716949318
the train

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went on a loli raping-spree.
555 lolis till cops got me.

>>716955753
You silly willy

>>716949318
i just wanted a coke mate

>>716949318

>Impersonating a federal officer to attain security information from local museums
>Conspiracy to commit armed robbery
>Possession of illegal firearms
>Possession of illegal narcotics
>Forgery of priceless art
>Breaking and entering

I'd probably be one of those inmates who no one either has any strong positive or negative feelings.

>>716956257
All I wanted was a Pepsi

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>>716956299
Thats fucking disgusting

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>>716956299
i forgot to check his doubles

>>716956299
you should've been gassed

>>716949318
Tried to be a toaster man, ended up nearly burning block of dorms down!

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>>716955127

>>716956528
Doesnt change the fact the cunt is a sicko!

>>716956720
Top kek

Legit amazing game though

>>716949318
I brought my fedora to the beach

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Said Remy Lacroix was an ugly swine

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Share you drawings /b/ !
https://quickdraw.withgoogle.com/

>>716956299
Institutionalised is such a cool song

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i voted for that nigger trump.

>>716949318
Sneezed in front of a police officer

Trips check em faggots

>>716949506
You fucking psychopath

Time to drop the soap once again

Had half a gram of weed on me

Oh, and im a nigger

mis-gendered someone...

>>716949318
I grew organic portabella mushrooms and they thought they were psychedelic shrooms...

True
Fucking
Story

Trial lasted ten minutes and they let me and apologized.

>>716949318
I stole Carls jr. coupons from other peoples mail for a year

P-please, I don't want to be a prison bitch!

All I did was borrow a pen and didn't give it back!

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>>716959955
I do like me a 'hardened' criminal >;)

rape

>>716949318
stealing the formuoli

I stole mail.

ＩＭＮＯＴＳＴＵＣＫＩＮＨＥＲＥＷＩＴＨＹＯＵＹＯＵ’ＲＥＳＴＵＣＫＩＮＨＥＲＥＷＩＴＨＭＥ

I looked at a woman.