Almost 2017, lets hear the worst thing you have done this year.

My pissbottle pile got my mixed up with the drinkable liquids pile and I drank from the wrong bottle.

>>716935256
Holy fuck, how big is the piss bottle pile?

fucked a /soc/ camwhore bareback after she told me she had been with 70+ guys

Shat mahself. Way more than a grown man should be proud of. Also in church.

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Shot a man in Reno, just to watch him die.
>Pic very related.

>>716935256
Too bad there's no proof with pic of piss bottle pile

>>716935452
You should hang your head and cry.

>Discover 4chan
>Enter this thread

>>716936407
What is your problem

I convinced an anorexic girl that I loved her when nobody else would, then I took her pink and stink virginity and stole her phone before leaving her altogether.

>>716936625
Isn't that an achievement?

>>716936625
Holy shit that's savage. How did she react?

>>716936687
I'd like to think so, but all my friends think it's fucked up

>>716936767
Your friends are faggots
>Real world: WTF DUDE!!!
>Internet: Damn...
>4chan: Top Kek
That's how it works

>>716936755
She got her next boyfriend to call me a month later while I was drunk as fuck. He asked me if I was anon, I asked who's asking, he said he was her boyfriend, so I made a sound and told him that I don't care, hanging up on him.

Sold a bunch of shit at work and sold it under the counter. Had to stop, but thinking about doing it again

>>716936951
how much you made?

I went on 4chan, twice.

>>716937041
I made like a couple of grand over the span of 6 months. It was at an auto parts store too so it wasn't cheap shit

Got arrested with a few 100 pcs of extacy pills, thank god i'm only 17 y/o or i would have been in jail for 5 years

Still working at my dead end job

>>716937301
I think that's worth it tbh

gave oral sex to a 12yo girl several times

>>716937889
>Nice 'job

>>716935169

I started to work...

>Be me
>Be hunting
>See a herd of deer
>Put down my pack and belly crawl into shooting range
>Shoot a decent buck but it doesn't fall right away so i shoot at it 2 more times
>It drops and i go up to it to make sure it died
>He dead
>I hear some branches breaking in the trees behind me
>Either my second or third shot missed and hit a fawn in the low back
>It is paralyzed below the mid back and is crawling away on it's front two legs dragging the lower half of its body behind
>I run up to it to kill it but my gun was empty and i left my extra ammo and my knife in my pack 800 yards away
>I panic and grab a rock
>I literally beat Bambi to death with a rock to put it out of it's misery, the thing still had spots on it
>It started bleating for its mom when i grabbed it
>I hid it in the bushes so I didn't get arrested for poaching
>Overall it was a bad time

>be me, uni student
>went to walmart to buy food, waiting for bus to bring me back to uni
>really horny, also very late
>turned on by the idea of fapping on public property
>sees church nearby, which is beside this obscure alleyway
>decide to fap, i cum on the church walls
>i am jizzus

>>716935169
Cheat on my wife. Leave her for 6 months. Move into a new house with said fling and her 2 year old daughter. Get sick and move back with wife. No fucks given.

>>716937869
I mean, there was only one visible camera in the entire store, and that was in the back. I stopped because the manager who I partnered up with was transferred to another store, and the way we had it was a 2 man operation

>>716938104
I cant even imagine the fucking feeling

>>716937889
Bonus points if she was your daughter.
also pics or it didn't happen.

>>716935169
Had consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation

>>716938851
nah, she's not related at all.

>>716939160
how long and what method did you use to groom her? How have you made sure she wont tell anyone?

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>>716935169
Finally started having some luck with girls after a long dryspell. I now have 3 FWB's but it's killing me inside since they're just other lost souls, they just don't know yet.

>>716937889
green text nao

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Leak your teacher or even your sister lol - snap leak,cf

>>716939160
you still there anon?

>>716939351
well it's a long and boring story but ill try. ive known her since she was born, she is my sister's best friend so growing up we were around each other a lot and got along great. we txtd back and forth, especially in the summer. she was very flirty towards me, i kinda tried to ignore it but she was persistent. anyway, it started in a txt with her asking if i thought she was pretty, what i liked most about her, etc. fast forward a couple weeks and we are at a party at her house, she tells me she wants to show me in her room. ...we make out for a while, i start to undo her pants, she resists but i told her it's ok, i only want to lick your pussy, she says ok

>>716940422
bmp bmp

>>716938104
I just shit myself from laughing, holy fuck

>>716938191
>jizzus

>>716935328

post pics

>>716940790
cmon man /b/ loves this shit
how old are you (roughly)?
is this summer the first time she's flirted with you?

>>716936767
>"friends"
Don't lie to me anon

i had this chance with this 7/10 grill but was too socialy retardet to grab it

>>716936896
>so I made a sound
REEEEEEE

>>716938191
>>i am jizzus

no you ain't faggot.
this is HERECY