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Hey /b/, I met this whore in a summer camp and it turned out

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Hey /b/, I met this whore in a summer camp and it turned out she was fucking playing me, leading me on and shit
I heard u guys can help ruin lives so help a /b/rother out

www.faccbook.com/almalmkaki
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>>716932078
/b/ is not your personal army
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>>716932078
You are going to have to explain why we should help you. Make a case.
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Not your personal army
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>>716932272
>I was at harvard summer school
>I meet her
>We become fast friends, think she is into me
>She even kisses me on the cheek, while acting cute and shit
>I ask her out, she friendzones me

It makes me mad remembering this, please do something about it
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>>716932863
>implying it's not your betafag ass's fault you got friendzoned
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>>716932863
You wouldn't happen to be this guy, would you?

www.kikebook.com/farhan.s.s1
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>>716932863
>I was at harvard summer school
>harvard summer school
>harvard

This feels like a shitty reverse pa request, that or anon is a spoiled little beta, either way OP should get fucked

Sage goes in all fields
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>>716932078
Summer camp?
Who the fuck goes to summer camp anymore?
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not your personal army
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kill urself, i would rather ruin your life than hers
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>>716933231
Wtf, Ricardo is this you?
This isn't funny, dude. Take it down.
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>>716932078
Real men aren't so fragile that a casual affair can hurt them.
It's your weak little ego, isn't it?
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not your personal army

kill yourself on livestream
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>>716932078
not your personal army
don't be a bitter beta
saged
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>>716933230
>>716933710

HAHAHAHA OP SPECTACULARLY BTFO
SOMEONE LINK THIS THREAD TO THE GIRL
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Fuck off OP grow a pair
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Damn OP, basically doxxed yourself.

Usually you need a better reason for invoking the personal army clause than " I'm a whiny bitch who got rejected."
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This chick is Austrian my dude. I found some of her YouTube channels but they're in german. She seems really likeable and talented. No wonder she didn't want to be tied down by a beta like you.
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was kinda hoping someone would pity OP and actually try some shit. oh well
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>>716934233
what a faggot
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>>716932863
You are such a faggot..
Man the fuck up OP....
Take rejection move to next bitch
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>>716933710

This is his phone number guys.
Farhan Sanyoto
+16077598460
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She didn't play you you're just a faggot OP
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>>716934233
>implying you are not OP
lel
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Fuck this has gotten way out of hand
How the fuck do I delete this thread
Please help
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>>716934343
>>716933944
HAVE FUN IN HELL OP

SOMEONE LINK THE THREAD TO THE GIRL
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>>716932863
Grow up you little sook
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>>716932078
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>>716934233

personal army requests always go like this. except the part where the dumbass doxed himself.
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>>716933710
Not ricardo, but great job making yourself look like a huge faggot

Stay golden pony boy
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>>716932078
>>716934368
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>this thread
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>>716934500
oh i know, i was just kinda hoping for a rare exception but instead the thread backfired on OP. sad, but it is what it is
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Faggot underage, she's not obligated to like you.

Friend request sent, I'll send this to her ASAP.
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>winter solstice of the year of our Lord twentee sicks teen
>the day OP fucks himself spectacularly

Someone do what
>>716934427
>>716933944
says and link the thread to the girl, or I'll do it myself
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YYNPnql9YI
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>>716934343
DUDE STOP PLEASE
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>>716932078
What makes you think that recruiting /b/ to be your personal army without providing tits as payment will earn you anything but ruining your life instead, newfag?
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>>716934685
Doing God's work anon
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>>716934904
She Po probably won't accept until tomorrow. But I'll make a new thread when she does.

OP must pay for this faggotry
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>>716932863
is this guy for real? How old is he?`Like, 14?
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Well you're right about helping ruin lives OP.
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>>716934975
Link to this thread if it's somehow still alive
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Homo!
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>>716935032
Can do anon.
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>>716935032
Haha this is gold
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OP's face right now
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^^^^^^^^^
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>>716934975
You sent a message request right anon

I don't think you need to be friends to send a message on facebook
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>>716935182
T O P K E K
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>>716935253
If your profile is set that way, then you have to be friends. And hers is like that.
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You went to Harvard and you fuck this up what the fuck Harvard? I feel sorry for Harvard right now.
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Can someone get a good screen cap of this and post it. Am mobile fag.
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>>716935331
Oh kk
Godspeed anon
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>>716935374
Same :<
This is pure gold from /b/
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Cry about it
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>>716934343
I CALLED THIS NUMBER
HE SOUNDED LIKE A REAL FUCKING FAGGOT ASKING ME TO STOP

FUCK I DIDN'T KNOW OP COULD GET BTFO THIS HARD
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In the case that this anon
>>716934685
fails in his quest, how do we punish OP?
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>>716934343
How did u get it btw
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>>716935768
Tweet her @LiliMund
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>>716932078
Not your personal army. Man up or fuck off.
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hit her up and ask for info on OP
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>>716934975
screenshot this too for when it 404s
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>>716935812
I work for the nsa. So I tracked down his IP address and made the connection. Your privacy isn't private anymore
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Is this you OP?

https://www.linkedin.com/in/farhan-sanyoto-90740bb7
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>>716932078
Step 1: Put on makeup
Step 2: Ask other feminine comrades who this girl has a crush on
Step 3: Proceed to woo her crush and seduce him
Step 4: Fuck him and send selfies of the sex to her
Works every time
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>>716936076
NICE FIND BIG GUY KEEP IT UP
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>>716936076
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from his linkedin

I am a highly motivated undergraduate student at Binghamton University majoring in Business Administration with a concentration in Finance and Management Information Systems looking for an internship in the field; graduating May 2018. My greatest strengths include quantitative finance analyses, practical communication skills, detailed organizational management, and the ability to learn quickly. I am interested in a position that will let me apply my interests in corporate finance, asset management, and technology.
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>>716932078
Hey Farhan, I'm the guy she's dating she knows you're on facebook and showed me the messages this shit is fucking hilarious
I'm gonna remember this later when I'm cumming down her throat after she rides my fat dick until she can't walk straight.
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Does anyone have the day b (pretty much) tore Gideon a new one?
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>>716936209
Cool hacker skillz man, got half of them right
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>>716936352
post the messages from facebbok
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>summer camp

OP pls. Why do you do this to yourself?
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>716932078
OP if i ever see you in NY i'm personally gonna rob you
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>>716936618
u quoted the number, its not a reply u dumb fuck
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>>716932078

https://youtu.be/Gf8ng5l1TQE
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@716936729
shut the fuck up bich
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>>716936749
try it with a hashtag this time
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>>716932078

/b/ is not your personal army, kill yourself.
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>>716936748
this her?
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Your not our /b/ro your fucking new gtfo nerd
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That Facebook page doesn't even exist
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>>716937338
>faccbook
Haha nice
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>>716932078
NYPA YOU MALE CUNT!

GTFO and get over it. Find another woman.
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to all the new comers
refer to >>716934343
as its OPs #
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>>716932078
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>>716937338
Learn to read.
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Called number. OP sounds like Asian faggot.
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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVsrQDOfaMIjH0IEA6dLGSg

Found the girls youtube channel

This is her tumblr:
http://almalmkaki.tumblr.com/
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>>716936053
>>716935569
>>716935374
http://imgur.com/a/bnm6H
File too big
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>>716938586
anyone know if it is possible to notify her on tumblr? She posted there 5 days ago
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>>716938617
thanks dude.

OP you're an unbelievable faggot
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>>716932078
I can't find that link anywhere. Where the fuck is it from. What's that fucking website?
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>>716938617
can't see shite.

>>716936053
>>716935569
>>716935374

Screenshotted it

http://imgur.com/a/eyDAR
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>>716939081
He miss spelt Facebook, replace the c with an e then it should work
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>>716938617
Thanks fella
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>>716938617
Fixed it.. https://upload.vstanced.com/image/Zr8
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>>716938586
this is OP
https://www.linkedin.com/in/farhan-sanyoto-90740bb7
his facebook is also under the same name and he has a photo w the girl on his profile confirming it
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>>716933035
/thread.

nothing to see here people, move along
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>>716933230
>>716934343
>>716935182
>>716935881
>>716936076
>>716939354
Nice work anon
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OP this blonde girl is much hotter than that bitch. Why didn't you settle for her?
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>>716932078
Not your personnel army
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Leak your teacher or even your sister lol - snap leak,cf
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>>716932078
mfw not ur personal army
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Someone give me a rundown of what just happened.
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Put me in the screencap
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how much she take you for, OP?
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Can't you read faggot?
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>>716940151
yes that grill is fugly
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>>716935945
Good idea.
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>>716940746
M-mods? Is that spam or what
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put me in the screencap daddy
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