All right D-class time to a SCP rollfest. The 3 last digits

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rawling

>>716918661
That ones easy.


Second roll

>>716918903
ok

>>716918797
Third roll

>>716918615
round 2

>>716919275
nice

rell

Can I survive the first ?

Rollironi

>>716919527
third roll

>>716918446
kek

>>716918446
Rollerino numero uno

>>716919784
Oh shit , it's Christmas town, I think I can manage, what's next ?

>>716920187
Item #: SCP-187

Object Class: Safe
>looks like i got lucky

Rollerino numero dos

>>716920285
Telepathic megaphone essentially, I can manage, can't escape with it though

>>716920352
Item #: SCP-352

Object Class: Keter
>not so lucky but survivable

Rollerino numero tres

>>716919861
So a blob monster capable of pleasuring each of my orifices and singing gentle tones of discordent harmony to my ears, all if not provoked? Sign me the fuck up.

>>716920430
Fuck. Gallows for me it seems.

Last time I got the knife that sliced anything that moved within 40m down to the 1/15 of a gram.... here we go. Roll :|

>>716918446
Roll 1

>>716918446
Roll 1 Neighborino

>>716918446
Rollwring neigborino

>>716918446
Rolling because i almost got caught cheating on my girlfriend today

>>716920642
Item #: SCP-642

Object Class: Euclid
>Well fuck look like i lost my testicles

do i still die peacefully?

>>716920820
I got a locust swarm so I guess I'm good. Roll #2

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Roll 1 for the Hetafag.

>>716920650
Blob monster that can light you on fire if you enact a choir event, and a statue to starle the shit out of you I think this could work bring on the next one.

>>716920992
Roll 2 glipglop

>>716918446
idk why im rolling

>>716918446
Rull

ok roll

>>716918446
Roll

>>716918446
rolll

>>716921441
Roll

rell 2 since I got off easy

>>716921441
>>716921515
Roll

>>716921392
wtf am I reading...

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HetaFag's Roll #1 Result and Roll #2

Item #: SCP-291

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-291 must remain disconnected from any power source when not in use for testing. A team of two personnel should remain on guard outside SCP-291's containment room, and will be swapped out weekly. While disconnected from a power supply, SCP-291 may be considered safe. SCP-291's main entryway closes and locks upon disconnection from a power supply, but the door may be opened manually from the interior in the event of any personnel being trapped.

I think I'll live.

1 nippa

2 nippa

>>716921361
I might actually get executed :D

>>716918446
You'll never take me alive!

>>716921280
I got a shadow that rips people apart and has fake eyes. I'm dead.

Roll #3 cause fuck you OP I had a flashlight

>>716918446
rolling 1

3 nippa

>>716921436
A motherfucking talking vinyl.

roll 2

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>>716918446

>>716918446
roll 1

>>716921695
Nvm, got rape-eels for my last one

>>716921596
Well I might as well be dead

>>716921732
Lol you guys need to read my third.

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-732

It's fucking batman

ye

>>716921627
>>716921656
>>716921756
a ball that rolls in circles fast, a vhs tape and a tiny solar system

>>716921841
Item #: SCP-841

Object Class: Safe
i live for now

>>716921754
Didn't see anything dangerous other than it's a Euclid, don't have tattoos either so i guess im safe

Rolling 2

>>716920035
http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-035

SCP 035 Keter class.

Lol im dead

>>716921825
rolling for 2
survived the 1st time

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HetaFag's roll 2 result and Final Roll

Object Class: Euclid

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-614 itself cannot be contained until knowledge is gained about the whereabouts of the server hosting SCP-614. Until then, knowledge of SCP-614 must be prevented from entering the public. Distributing the IP address of SCP-614 to unauthorized personnel is prohibited. Agents are to periodically take measures to make sure that access to SCP-614 is blocked at all internet service providers.

Depending on if I get the IP of 614 or not, I think I may live.

>>716921332
Not sure how a marching band (332), a blob monster (861) and a spoop-o-matic statue (650) are gonna help me escape. Maybe blobby will lose it and attempt to kill the marching band and admist the chaos I can take my leave?

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Bring it!

roland mark 1

http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504

This one is hillarious to think about!

>>716922041
>Object Class: Safe
Might make it through this in time for a comfy execution

Rolling 3

>>716921774
never mind the vinyl I actually got a stupid error locket made from gold and then I got my bones dissolved by 774 so I'm dead, what a nice day.

rull 1

>>716922047
You're fucking dead lol. Have fun wearing that thing

>>716922244

rull 2

Oh shit, a multitool! I can fix sorts of shit now.

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HetaFag's final result.

Item #: SCP-061

Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: The source code for SCP-061 is to be kept on a standard archival-quality read-only data compact disc (CD-ROM); four copies of the CD-ROM with the source code are to be stored in separate maximum-security inanimate-object lockers. Except for purposes of approved experimentation, SCP-061 is not to be loaded, compiled, or run. Research proposals for SCP-061 require written approval from site command. Only one copy of the CD-ROM containing the source code for SCP-061 may be used at a time; the CD-ROM is to be returned to storage immediately after having been used to load the source code for SCP-061 to a device.

Based on what i've gotten for my 3, I'll probaably be peacefully executed.

roool

Roll number: 1

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>>716922218
>Description: SCP-218 is a predatory colonial organism
>Motile units of SCP-218 produce a paralyzing toxin, applied by bite or through the lamprey’s mucus sheath
>Objects removed from SCP-218 include:
>1 human skeleton, being that of a female child estimated to be between 4 and 6 years of age.

>>716918446
roll

>>716922182
Second roll

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Leak your teacher or even your sister lol - snap leak,cf

>>7169224

Item #: SCP-400: Beautiful Babies

Object Class: Euclid

Should be safe, roll number: 2

>>716922052
rolling for 3 because i can assume i'd easily survive this

Ok

lets go boys

>>716922037
SCP-037 - Dwarf Star
Object Class: Euclid
a star approximately 5 cm (2 in) in diameter
not sure about this one im likely dead if im too close

>>716922618

Item #: SCP-618: Smoky Cigars

Object Class: Safe

Should be safe, roll number: 3

>>716922500
Third roll

>>716921423
Going again

>>716922708

Item #: SCP-708: The Big Orange Forcelift

Object Class: Euclid

Survived all three bitches

>>716922147
Possessed television, but I'm safe.

Rolando el dos

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WELL FUCK ME
Description: SCP-664 is an anomaly affecting the approximate area contained by the third floor of ███████ High School in ███████████, Pennsylvania USA. SCP-664 is invisible to all observation and measurement thus far attempted, and is discernible only by its effect on living biological organisms.

Living biological organisms (tests 5-12 detail species tested to date) crossing the approximate outer edge of SCP-664 are invariably subject to spontaneous and instant disappearance shortly after full immersion into SCP-664's area of effect. Testing to date has yet to satisfactorily establish whether time, distance, or other factors dictate the exact moment of disappearance. Non-living material, including clothing and equipment, are not affected by SCP-664's effect.

SCP-664-1 is the collective term for any living biological organisms that re-emerge from SCP-664. To date, 67% of biological organisms entering SCP-664 have subsequently returned, with a higher and lower proportion for sapient and non-sapient organisms respectively. To date, the time recorded between disappearance and return ranges from 43 seconds at the lowest limit, to 142 days at the highest.

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>>716922668
SCP - 668: A chef knife.
Class: Euclid
If I want to kill someone, the knife sends out psychic waves that prevent others from helping my target. Not a threat to myself.

Second roll.

>>716922809
Disturbed but OK, one more time

>>716922663
looks like i survived 3 and had no chances to escape

rip

>>716922986
SCP-986: An unpublished manuscript entitled The Absent Willows.
Class: Safe.

gettin good rolls. Final roll.

>>716923064
I survived

Scp 062, Euclid
07/03/1949: Local authorities find the severed right hand of SCP-004-CAS01 eight kilometers from SCP-004-1. Other parts of SCP-004-CAS01's body are found scattered as far as 32 km from the factory. Under interrogation, the apprehended juveniles tell authorities that upon opening the door with one of the keys, SCP-004-CAS01 was torn into several pieces, each of which disappeared. At this point, the SCP Foundation takes over the investigation.
Basically a door that kills you

>>716922878
A phantom that fucks up actors but I'm not an actor. El tres vamanos

>>716923301
I'm trying with this one

>>716923133
SCP-133: Basically a black hole that you can go through, like the ones seen in cartoons such as Loony Toons
Class: Safe

I have survived buckos

>>716922497
cub

>>716923378
Only a story. Trying again

Roulle

>>716923506
fffff

>>716918446
>>716923133
beebee dee drops
https://youtu.be/L3TM9VRYrAw?t=11

>>716923518
Again, no scp. Reroll

>>716918446
roll

>>716923579
fuck

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Holy fuck /b/alls look what i just found - snap leak,cf

Well, this is a unique one
Scp #663. Euclid
SCP-663 is a █████ brand water filtration pitcher, lacking a serial number and appearing slightly different from other models produced by █████. It appears to be capable of filtering any water-bearing solution into clean and drinkable water, nearly completely deionized. While filtering, there is a detectable heartbeat from the filter core, and it releases several calories of heat per gram of filtered solution. If the filter reservoir is refilled more than once in rapid succession, the entire outside surface of the pitcher will quickly become too hot to safely handle. SCP-663 will also begin to gurgle loudly, eventually screaming in a human voice that it is drowning, and for no more water to be added.

Rell 3... might be executed!

>>716923765
roll number dos

Okay, here we go!

>>716923898
I think I'm safe /b/oys, roll 3

>>716923568
Roulling again

>>716923957
fuck.

>>716923932
again!

>>716924000
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS NO 000

>>716924124
Finalio!

>>716923323
And I put on the moose-skull and cannibal my way straight out of the foundation to live a life of murderous rage. Won.

>>716924131
Looks like I got a Safe one

>>716924150
I just used that one so roulling again
3rd roll

>>716918446
here's hoping for not-the-bone-hive

>>716924670
cotton family. harmless. rolling again.

>>716918446
Hey. I'm down.

>>716918446
Roll #1

roll pls

Rawl

Boii

>>716925306
roll againo

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role ya

>>716925258
Easy peasy but damn was that something I want to do again
Roll #2

>>716924935
stack of cards that kills people with a genetic marker. i'm probably fine. one more roll

>>716918446
rollin

RAOWLOL

Roll2ol #2

>>716925441
lasy

Round Juan

Roll3d

>>716925588
Roll2

Reroll

>>716925537
talking gramophone. i'm fine, which means i get executed.

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>>716925497
role2

>>716918446
roll numbah 1

>>716925855
Theater hall I think I can survive

>>716918446
rolling

>>716918446
Roll

>>716926029
And now im dead

>>716925770
roll3 assuming they put me in the radioactive room logically with a hazard suit.

>>716926043
Again

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>>716925947
rol3

Rolioli1

>>716918446

first roll no bully

>>716926112
Execution! Shit.

>>716918446
u wut m8 ?

Roll 1

>>716926036
second roll. Just gotta stand around and watch some sand-fucks deboard a plane and then reboard a plane.

>>716926162
Again

Rolioli2 since I get to live another 24 hours after 1

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Merry christmas from me....Enjoy the leak and check out this shit lol snap leak,cf

>>716926481
Second roll

rolllerinoioingonionionsagino

>>716926602
Third roll

>>716918446
go go go

Rill

Roll 1

Rollioli3 since 2 split my dick

>>716926703
Okay a closet that randomly makes stuff
Roll 2

>>716926490
is turning into a popsicle an escape or a failure? Anyway, 3rd roll.

>>716918446
Rolling

>>716926703
Okay a closet that randomly makes stuff
Roll 2>>716926846
I little toy robot that can shoot powerful lasers. Does that count as escape since I could blow up walls with it. Anyways roll 3

ROLLLLERIONOBONOPORFEOTEROTRORWOTWOROTWOORWOE

>>716927043
Reroll

>>716926641
>
A russian doll with 1000 layers that is addicting to open

Okay roll 3 is literally just a room with a bunch of columns.

>>716927193
Last roll

>>716926896
If I wasn't such shit at video games this would have the potential to be pretty good. I could definitely last against this one as long as I don't play the game.

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>>716918446
roll

rereroll

>>716927404
Another easy one, alright final roll.

>>716918446
K

>>716918446
rolling

>>716927960
I become a genius thats bretty gud
round 2 reroll

>>716918446
Rolling hard. Part1

>>716918446
Roll 1

>>716927754
2

>>716918446 roll

>>716928794
rip me

>>716928708
Toyota forklift
>Attempts to remove the driver by multiple assistants have failed completely, resulting in termination being considered the only option to remove the driver from SCP-708.

Well, I guess I'm dead now.

Unless I never got to drive it, in which case, roll 2.

>>716918446
rerolll

>>716929046
Definetly dead now, but for shits and giggles, roll 3

Kekrolll

rolling for magic coffee machine

KekRoll#2

>>716918446
roll

>>716918446

Roll 1.

>>716929507
I win. 507 can teleport me out

reroll

>>716929595

Fine if I follow safety protocols.

Roll 2.

@716918446 -- Op

Roll

alright round 1

>>716929994

Safe.

Roll 3.

>>716930033
don't even fully understand it, but I guess it can be contained.
Round 2.

>>716930252

Hooray for painless death. If I had gotten #2 last, I might have escaped.

>>716930325
oh nooo, a cleaning detergent so scary!
Next.

rawl

>>716918446
Rolling for something nice 1

173 get

>>716930662
Fuck yeah get my own butler!!!

>>716918446
Roooolllllllllinnn

giggity

Here goes nothing, roll one of 3

>>716930721
scp-wiki.net/scp-721
Definitely Survived (1)

>>716931141
Roll 2/3

>>716930968
Well nothing says you're fucked like a blob that'll digest you anyway roll 2

rolling to fuck an object

>>716930596
Well, Im still alive. Death is preferable, but Im alive, so test 1 is a success. Now Test 2

>>716931217
Oh joy, first digested then turned into a robot, what the fucks next

>>716931241
going again, pretty sure since testing stopped i'm good

>>716918446
rollerino

>>716931252
Still alive. Now Im fucked both phycologically by 596 and physicaly by 252. Its like one of my japanese Anime. 3rd is the charm and I can escape this hell.

Roll 1

>>716931483
Well looks like after all that I got pills that make people think I'm younger than I am...... That's just great

>>716918446
Not to sure what to do here but fuck it lets go

Haha yeah I'm 6 th in the new one three years of experience and 6th of the day 27th

>>716931209
scp-wiki.net/scp-209
I drink some and survive.

Lamp

>>716931712
Roll 2

>>716931792
Roll 3

>>716921057
Kys anon if you're gonna cheat why not break up with her

GG no re

>>716931807
Ate before interacting with SCP. Going for final roll

>>716931633
A winner is me. I manage to survive a mind raping statue, a halluigenic Octopus, and a computer virus, Im prepared for the sweat release of dead. Hopefully in this one I dont get the Worst Scp of them all

>>716931951
Ha Got em

rollerino

>>716932027
and last one

I never get anything fatal :/

>>716931746
Scp 746 seems like a bro if you don't piss him off so rolling again

Rolling.

ok

>>716931848
scp-wiki.net/scp-848
I clean the cage and survive. I am painlessly terminated later that day.

A S C E N D E D

rollan twice

>>716932179

Survived encounter with SCP-179.

Moving on to mission 2, sir!

>>716932064

pls

x3

bring it on

>>716932147
Apparently I can just strip down and then get to watch old 50s shows man sign me up this is sounding great

Fuck black

>>716932319

Survived uh, mission two with SCP-319?

Proceeding to mission three..

>>716928618
Part 2

Oh well i heard black people like meme my brother

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>>716932487

Wait, wait! I'm just trying to escape.. no, no no! Arggh-*ratatatatatat*

rollin' down the highway

>>716932442
round 2 nigga

>>716932684
final round

>>716932557
Easy. Part3

>>716932884
Fuck I'm dead, but it takes almost 20 years to kill me.

Fuck it, rollin.

>>716933357
Roll part two

>>716918446
Ok fairplay here we go

>>716933538
and number 3

>>716933559
re-roll

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>>716918446
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