Sup /b/ Long story short I have a key for the target plastic

Why do you need to get so much at one time, it's not like you're going to have them all beat at the same time. just play it safe and grab 1-3 at a time at a certain target

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>>716914090
Back pack? Baggy pants?

The best way to steal more games is to invest in an invisibility cloak. They won't see you so you'll be able to grab as much as you can carry and just walk out.

howd you get the key?
If you can get a target employee outfit you can just walk in with a box or some shit.

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>>716914090
Break in at night

>>716914914
This do this

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>>716914735
I'm thinking of just waiting til it's cold to wear a huge baggy jacket I have, I was going to tape pockets to make holding games easier.

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>>716914914
Worked for a grocery store, one day when the day was slow I noticed the magnet key on one of the registers was cracked in half, I broke the magnet in half and slipped it in my pocket.

BTW i can unlock anything in a plastic security box, also those spider things.

>>716914090
You're going to get caught. Target will purposely let you go over and over until you rack up enough stolen goods to charge you for a felony and that'll happen real quick when you're stealing so many $60 videogames. They have some of the best video analysts and security working for a retail chain.

>>716914914
> Target employee outfit

Red Polo and khakis would be all he needs. If he can get the name tag it helps but at first glance all he'd need is the shirt and khakis.

Layer up on coats and sweaters. If you're capable of it, cut compartments in to the coats or sweaters. If you're smart you could easily fit a shitton in there

>>716915409
lOl I'm going to get caught, kill yourself

Most of targets cameras are shit quality or fake, I'm only worried because they do inventory and probably won't worry about small stuff as much as the would high price electronics, so I'm thinking wait atleast twice weeks before I hit another target.

>>716915850
Hope you have fun sucking dick in jail

OP are you looking to offload some of those? I'll give you 40$ for the dishonored limited edition on PayPal.

disposablechat(.)com/chat/4chan+Dishonored?password=

HMU. I'm on mobile so I might not respond right away. Be sure to get a time stamped pic so I know it's you.

-Kre

>>716914090

When I was in 6th grade I went into the local target and filled up a backpack with games from the "greatest hits" section or some shit that weren't in a case. Beeper went off I got caught. BUT before that I stole shitloads of stuff from that same target and the security guys had a fucking list of everything I had stolen even a slinky.

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i am so sorry

>>716915850
They only do inventory once or twice a year. They already know by now if their stuff is stolen though. But the employees themselves aren't notified when something in particular is being stolen a lot. The managers and security (if they have any) will know and they'll look out for you but if you did it even once you can do it again. Just be irregular and go when there's more people.

>>716914090
Or just not jew out and pay for them.

>>716914090
>Texas so 80F weather
Depending on where you live in TX, its suppose to be in the 50's Thursday & Friday in West TX...

>>716915850
try not to hit the same stores.
If they happen to see you on a cam they will hold you upon arrival.

>>716916695
Why pay when I can easily open the box and steal them?

I truly feel privledged

>>716915850
You're an idiot. I'm not telling you this to fuck with you. I worked at Target and a friend I made working there worked as Assets Protection. He told me about this guy who would buy box boxed items like tents or some shit and fill the box with videogames, cellphones and whatever else who could sell for quick money then he'd return the tent. They knew the very first time he did it but they worked with other Targets in neighboring cities that he was also stealing from to catch him up later. In total he stole from five different stores and they had footage of him every time. Finally one day when they decide to get him he comes in to do the same trick but they bust him at the door and ask him if he's ever done this before. He denies and denies but then they pull up the footage of him in all the other stores and they have pictures of his truck and they have his address. And just like you he was using a magnetic key to open the cases.

>>716916895
>716916895
Lol yeah especially the last one I went to, besides three games i also took a life proof case for my phone, some earphones, and a stand for my Xbox which ended up not even fitting my Xbox >>716916895

>>716917199
Big boxed items*

>>716916116
Hello Mr. Target Theft Prevention guy!

>>716916926
>cameras

I worked at target in CA Red button down shirt with khakis and black dress shoes and clipboard you will look like a higher up. Hell if you google enough you can get the right terms to be even safer (i forgot the terms)

>>716917199
That's very interesting anon, but I don't plan on returning things for cash, what are the chances the employees will even notice? Three from each store is nothing, especially with the games I took being fairly new and popular I'm sure they think they just had to sell a boxed one.

Go to Target, print off labels using a q550 label printer or something. Go to a price checker and make sure your labels work. Get a UPC from an old cheap game, print that upc barcode off and place it over the actual upc barcode, place it back in the plastic security case. Place it back somewhere. Have friend go buy 1 game you placed with swapped barcode. Spend $10-$20 on $60 game. You cant get in trouble, your buddy cant get in trouble if he buys just 1 and isnt seen with you when you placed the fake upc label.

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>>716915431
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>>716917426
>oh fuck bro u right I forgot about they're high tech FBI facial recognition cameras, please everyone stay with my until a swat a storms my house

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>>716917793
yea, until the name of the actual product comes up on the screen. Unless the cashier is a dumbass, which most of them are, it wont be that easy.

go to the bathroom and take the games out of the cases

>>716917199
Honesty this dude is a bro. I was arrested at walmart for shop lifting, i never thought id get caught. I did. Worst experiance ever. Cost me a grand in bail (got it back) but soent close to 4500 to beat my charges and get left with a "theft charged with" on my record. Aka not a conviction. And yes they will gather evidence and charge you later. If they think you are part of a theft ring they will set you up.

>>716914090
All of those are old news, that only poor people wouldn't have played by now

Probably explains why you're stealing

It would be funny as fuck if there's a Texas Target store manager in this thread and emails the other state managers to let them know to pay extra attention to their vidya game sections.
Wouldn't that be funny as fuck?

>>716918279
Greentext

>>716917378
...fuck, I'm a little high right now and didn't realize how fucking sketch that sounds. Oh well, back to BF1.

>>716918387
Dead rising 4 came out like a week ago lol

Besides I have more important things to buy then unless video games, fun of corse, but worthless nonetheless

>>716914090
back in my shoplifting days i could pants 13-15 bluerays at once, i think it was just dumb luck i didnt get caught, i did it a few times a week. dont get caught OP you will be fucked in the ass for having that key

If you could get an accomplice wheelchair if not use a pram

>>716918706
I know, it's getting real bad too, started off with me stealing a 125$ polo jacket with wire cutters to this, this last week I probably stole atleast 900$ worth of products, lots of clothing and electronics

You can make some real cash with baby formula.

>>716918922
Its addicting isnt it, honestly i feel uncomfortable posting a money value on my hauls, but it was a fucking lot, filled a shopping trolley 3 days in a row, like i said dumb luck i didnt get caught, my advice is to just stop because like with any other addiction it just gets worse

>>716914090
>Any who I want to know if there is a good way of stealing more games at once
stick them up ur butt

>>716914090
Just grab as many as you can and run like a mother fucker through the front door into the car your buddy is waiting for you in with the license plate obscured and GTFO there.

And, because of your obvious mental incapacity, I have to say this, don't go back to that store or any other Targets.

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>>716915431
>>716917833
Pretty sure that anyone actually working at the Target would realize that OP's not their coworker.


OP, stealing the shit will only get you so far. What you need to do is REPLACE the shit with other shit. A dandelion, some sour patch kids, softcore hentai pornography, just make 'em stop and go "what the fuck" for a minute.

>>716920868
Have you ever been to a target? A place as big as target people dont give a shit if they know you or not. you might just be a new person on your first day or some shit. If it was a small store like A.C. moore or some shit then yea it would be a little more suspicious

>>716921124
Dude, people are going to recognize their coworkers, even if they don't give a shit about knowing them. Have you ever worked retail before?

>>716918703
Nigga, next time you are at target, be sure and pick up some of that spell check.

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>>716921463
Yes, I have actually. How about you pal?

>>716917793
Nice, I've done this at Wal-Mart. Should've never installed self-checkout.

>>716918131
kek

>>716916375
pls

>>716918013
praise immunity doggo. thank you

>>716918013
Thanks immunity dog

Love you man :)

>>716921463
Bro is right, I used to work at Wal-Mart a few years back and everyone knew everyone on every shift. The fuck outta here with that they wont notice BS they will.

1 they will think you're new and may try to be sociable or 2 they will know some niggatry is going on.

>>716924762
youtube.com/watch?v=x54Cgmwl2gs
Im sorry what were you saying again?

>>716915850
dude, I worked at Kohls man, the cameras can zoom in on your phone and read your texts. I couldn't believe it

>>716918013
tanks doggooo

>>716921463

Can confirm.

>Worked for Wal-mart; 2 years

>>716926876
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>>716921463
The samefagging is strong in this thread

>>716914090
This honestly seems kind of dumb, but only if you've left a digital footprint. Somebody finds out games are missing, shoplifting as a possibility gets eliminated. Say you have a screen name, an alias you use on social media or whatever that people know about. So if you go as "Jacoozi88" or something on Twitter and people know about it, they google it, link it back to your gamertag, and find out that you just started playing I don't know, like Infinite Warfare or something on the day that particular game went missing. Something like that. Be smart with your online names, don't act the same everywhere, and you should remain undetected.

>>716916375
z

>>716926876
>>716914090

The only good advice in this thread OP is fucking stop, you got lucky. Quit whike your ahead and dont go back to that fucking target. Shop at wallmart and stop stealing shit you broke bitch. (This is the hard part to swallow) stop wasting your life being a fucking thief get your shit on track make some goals and get your money up then you wont have too

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>>716927088

Points for trying, though...

>>716927200
too smart of a method for this thread

>>716916375
Ripdol

>>716927593
Black screen 4chan is so sad, I feel the day I switch ill finally let go of everything and just revert to fucking nothing

>>716927593
kek
nice, you really got me

>>716914090

The best way of getting more games at once is to get a job and pay for them, you thieving scum. Also, I've reported this thread to a number of police departments in Texas including Houston, Dallas etc. At least one of them is going to garner your IP from 4chan and follow up.

Enjoy being yet another one of those cretins who brags online about stealing and is then arrested.

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>>716927732

Was the wrong file, anon.

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>>716918013
Thanks doggo

>>716927088
how can you tell i was samefagging?

>>716927902
damn, wish i knew how to use inspect element.

>>716927666
Nice satanic trips....Anyways, any crime you commit should be taken as an opportunity. If you have a risk-free chance to do something like slip a 20 from the tip jar or as OP did take a game you don't put yourself out there for people to discover. Usually it's handled locally and not being handed over to the police, with the biggest risk of being discovered no less a "You're fired." and looking like an asshole.

>>716928008
you type in the super secret code in the reply box

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>>716924083
WHAT IS THERE TO REPOST?! THIS IS 4CHAN YOU RETARDS MAGIC INTERNET WORDS WILL NOT KILL YOUR MOM OR YOUR DOG OR WHATEVER SO JUST FUCK OFF AND STOP REPLYING TO THEM! IF IT'S SUCH A FUCKING ISSUE NO ONE HAS TO REPLY TO IT ANYMORE BECAUSE IMMUNITY INANIMATE OBJECT OR SOME SHIT! I PARDONED EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD JUST STOP FUCKING REPLYING