Halp /b/ I found this cat outside my house He's breathing,

take it to a vet

>>716909317
Take to vet or shelter

>>716909317
take that pussy to the vet
>walk in set it down and leave so u dont have to pay for its shit

>>716909317
rape it

Take it to a vet, you retard, or, hell, call the pound and ask them, desu.

>>716909514
>>716909447
>>716909524
It's 2AM, no vets until morning

>>716909317
Poop on it

>>716909584
Keep it warm and regularly check on it

>>716909584
convert it to islam

>>716909317
Make sure hes warm and let him rest and check on him every 20 mins or so. Is it cold where you live?

>>716909317
Is it puking?

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>>716909688
I'll do what I can

>>716909694
I don't know much about the word of Allah send help

>>716909931
Tropical country, it's about 20C inside

>>716910091
You're a good person op

Feed him you dicksnuggler.

Make sure it has water available near to it.

>>716910091
Good luck kitty :(

>>716909317
Dry him off as much as you can and keep him warm. If you can keep him company if not try to check on him regularly. If he becomes more alert try to offer him food or water (water drops on the tip of your finger or a little bit of ham might perk him up a bit). Other than that please get the vet in the morning.

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>>716910324
He can't move, or won't move. Can't feed the lad
Like if I put my finger real close to his eye he won't respond, but does respond to his whiskers

Also, dubs names the poor boy

>>716910091
what is on his paws?

does he smell of viscous chemical?

does it blink if you touch around the eyes?

can he stand?

please answer- dont card me- i want to help

>>716910091
First of all the date is written 12/29/16. 20 degrees Celsius is 68 degrees farenheit.

If you used amercan metrics this kitty wouldn't die. We're always right you know.

>>716910827
he is high as fuck bro just let him chill

>>716910827
ok this answered some. does he look around the Room at all?

do pupils dialate from light exposure?

was he standing moving when you found him?

what can be said about the area he was found?

>>716910827
Scrape a small amount of wet food in his mouth. He will eat it.

>Not moving

>Not responding

>Eyes not moving

>Involuntary movements

>CANNOT move

It's spine is broken.

try wetting your finger with milk or water and holding it right in front of its mouth?

>>716910827
>>716910836
>>716911108


he looks shocked / high- if this is the case he may not be pleasant as he comes back to reality

>>716911397
in all of my hope here, this spears me through the chest because he may be right


please respond so i can actually assist you

Can he move at all or did he move?

Also, I suggest Jasper for a name

>>716911541
this but with semen

check em'

>>716910827
5 down 7 across is the word brigade.

>>716911029
Fuck off

>>716910836
Water on the paws, no chemical smell, just wet cat
Can't even move, no resistance when I pick him up but faster breathing
No response to touching around eyes, slight response to whiskers

>>716911108
No, just wide eyed af
Pupils dilate very slightly
Oh shit he actually blinked! For the first time since I saw him!
Wet street, nothing special. Lots of cats roaming around but no more obvious wounds

>>716911397
I really hope not...

>>716911610
Is this tiffany?

> suffering animal
> dosent kill it
Your fucking gay

>>716911693
brigadier

TAKE HIM TO A 24-HOUR EMERGENCY VET

>>716911804
Nah dude, did she suggest Jasper too? It's a solid cat name

>>716911804
not the one in hanford

>>716911812
Man fuck off with your edgy bullshit. OP is trying to see if he can save this cat's life

>>716910827
If you have a can of tuna, feed him the juice. Give him something very easy to chew or drink.

>>716909317
Do space program, all these faggots saying vet are fucking retarded.

>>716911843
NIGGA I TOLD YOU IT'S A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY WE DON'T HAVE THOSE

>>716911610
>>716911913
Jasper it is, since it's the only name suggested so far

>>716912081
I've got water and skim milk, any of those do?

>>716912156
No balloons :(

>>716911635
or, you know, with milk or water. to see if it responds to having it directly in front of its mouth. to try to help a sick animal.

good luck OP, keep catbro safe, hope they pull through.

>>716912156
Shut the fuck you faggot edgelord

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>>716911608
>he looks shocked / high- if this is the case he may not be pleasant as he comes back to reality

Try to dry him off a bit

>>716912156
gb2 africa nigger

>>716911843
Shut up fggt we already stated that taking the cat to a Veo is not an option right now

>>716912437
Vet*

>>716910827
His name is Death Kitty

>>716912211
I'm glad you picked Jasper, it's a solid name.

Do you have anything more comfortable than newspaper to put him on? If there isn't anything that can be done at least give Jasper a comfortable end on a blanket or pillow or something.

Rolling for: corps

>>716912342
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJEw3A_QO9o


ok you hold this cat, then.

Dry it off, change its towl, and swaddle it. Give it a bit of water to drink, even if you have to use an eyedropper or similar into its throat. If you can get a can of tuna, eyedropper the tuna water down its throat, too. Keep it very warm, use your body too if you can, and speak to it calmly—it may start responding more the more comfortable it gets with its environment, and the more used to your voice/presence it gets, the better.

If I get dubs: name it Chet Spineland

Bro post more pics... you are a good person op...keep catbro alive please

If dubs the name is pupper

>>716909317
Rolling for space program

The name shall be GushinGrannies

cats are allergic to milk, feed it a shit tonne of the stuf so it will DIEharrea.

>>716912841
reroll

honestly dude, youre a good guy OP but the fact of the matter is you cant do shit except keep him warm and safe. after that you just gotta wait that shit out. if he lives he will eat when he can

>>716912841
reroll x2

>>716912619
The newspaper is on top of a cushion
It's so it absorbs the water from his fur

>>716912714
I'll try to open his mouth for water and find something to keep him warmer

>>716912718
thanks lad <3

offer water, if he tries to drink and cant, put a little in his mouth with a syringe

>>716912211
Buy some balloons, throw him really high, or use a bottle rocket/cheap toy rocket.

>>716912619
No dont move or touch him if his spine/bones might be broken

Rolling for Pablito

Name is Black Bill

where did u find him just laying on the floor? this makes me want to cry hope hes ok

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Take care of him. Give him some soft food like tuna fish or salmon. Give him some milk. Wrap em in a warm towel and place a clock that ticks besides him. If you have a fireplace, make a fire and put him next to it. If you are religious say a prayer. If you aren't religious say a prayer anyway. Hum a pleasant lullaby to him for a while. If you believe in reincarnation, remember you might be dealing with a past member of your family. If you can't get that Emergency vet, there are hot Kat lines or links for the SPCA or some other sort of wildlife protection agency that can help. If you can't do any of the above either call or go to a ER room whit the Kat in a box (still bundled up) and ask for help... any help... don't take no for an answer... there are plenty of med-a-doodles in the ER who love pets too... they will give you free advice or possibly some free amoxicillin if they think he needs it. Good Luck!

>>716913060
Bamford

Bilbo Baggins rollin

>>716913187
reroll

>>716913108
Go back to facebook.

>>716912991
honestly, if its spine is snapped, it's gonna have a pretty grim outlook. trying to make it a little more comfortable is the best thing for it right now.

>>716912714
this person. listen to them and keep catbro going OP.

>>716912942
Make sure u do not pour it in, so he doesn't choke on it

>>716912942
Oh that's good know he's comfortable. I agree with other anons though, try to get water. Do you have a dropper? That helps making sure they get it.

>>716912211
A small amount of skim milk can help. They can process the calories and muscles need calcium to function.

>>716910827
thats because cats cannot see things that are close to their face, and use their whiskers to 'see' things that are too close

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>>716909584
no emergency vets where you live?

Is he old? he looks old just from seeing his face?

are there any venomous snakes or anything where you are? the no blinking thing makes me think maybe he was bitten by something poisonous

>>716911931
I owned a cat with a tiffany before, named jaspar. Not sure where she lives these days.

>>716913187
>>716913230
reroll till i win niggers

ok a few things

A. they already named it japser you dumb fucks

B. all you retards telling op to feed this fucked up cat while it cant even blink its own god eyes are ridiculous.

C. fuck you

>>716913274
Make sure u do NOT pour it down its throat. As it will choke and die. Just enough to wet its mouth should be fine.
If it's paws are wet, it had water.

>>716910827
his name is shitfaced

>>716913428
no dubs faggot rerollin for BILBO BAGGINs

>>716909317
kick it in the ribs

Do a fucking space program

ANOTHER ONE
>>716913508

>>716913364
No vets until morning, no snakes. Looks relatively young.

>>716913274
>>716913299
>>716913270
Lemme find a dropper and try. Should I open his mouth or...?

>>716913299
Feeding it milk is more likely to kill it than help, cats can't digest cow milk, just gives them the shits and with a cat that weak it wouldn't be able to survive it.

Don't listen to this guy.

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Put a warm hoodie on him.

His new name will be Czarnachovka (царнъчовка)
btw it spine is probably broken
It might also be in shock, if its spine isnt broken

OP, is it's back arched slightly up, as in its somewhat curved upward if it were standing up?

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I SUMMON DUBS TO NAME THE CAT
BILBO BAGGINS

>>716913604
SPACE FUCKING PROGRAM FAGGOT

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>>716913548

>>716913428
hey op its the one with the post full of questions.

using index and middle finger run them along his spine (a finger on either side)
do you fee anything YOU would think is irregular- im sure youve pet a cat before

dont mess with it keep it warm maybe darken lights a little look for swelling or pee in urine things like that....look for a nice vet in morning there are some emergency clinics open all night for pet emergencies...other wise dont bother with food or water....wont need it ...it looks shocked ...just leave it alone ...put on some classical music or reggea...cheers

>>716913694
this is actually one of the more "intelligent" suggestions

>>716913428
It did blink. He should obviously offer it wet food to see if he's interested. Lapping up tuna juice or eating a little wet food does wonders.

>>716913742
ANOTHER ONE

>>716913604
make sure it goes down the right hole or you might drown the poor thing

>>716913843
Reroll

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Get him to the hipster kitty doc.

>>716913604
Don't feed it milk, you'll kill it.

>>716913892
Reroll

>>716913962
Reroll

>>716913843
>>716913892 (ty)
>>716913962 (ty)

REROLL the cat wil be BILBO BAGGINS

>>716913841
obviously he should leave a DISH NEARBY but dont forcefeed the fucker while hes blazed out his fucking mind. he can eat when he coems abck to this universe

>>716913604
I had to give my dog water this way after surgery and he was too weak to do anything. Just slightly open his mouth and let some drops in. Don't overdo it, see how they react to just a couple of squeezes.

>>716914000
TRIPS ALMOST DEAD KITTY IS BILBO BAGGINS

Take to vet. Now

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>>716910827
in light of /b/ Name it Pepe

Rolling for space program

I hope u post update on little pablito...i want to know

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>>716909317
guys i'm a fortune teller, i can tell you the cat will not survive. Sorry guys, it gets hit by a truck when OP takes it to the vet

>>716913604
Fuck man. If it had water on its feet, means it probably is hydrated. So don't fucking force feed it.

I am considering the response of the other anon re broken neck. The poisoned response doesn't make sense due to stable breathing if not touched.

I would suggest u put it in a comfy position for the night. Do not force feed it or w.e make sure it's on its side so saliva can drain out.

If it survives till morning, take it to the vet to be inspected and euthenised/ helped.

But I am 65% sure it's neck is snapped.

>>716914000
I'm trips guy and i support space program
CAPTCHA: AVENUE STREET

>>716914092
are you fucking retarded? How many times does OP need to say there IS NO VETS OPEN for you to understand?

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Put a warm hat or something on his noggin.

>>716914228
Trips has decided. Now fucking space program

EVERYONE REROLL A FUCK TON OF TIMES TO CONVINCE OP TO GET SOME BALLOONS AND DO FUCKING SPACE PUSSY PROGRAM!

>>716913750
I don't have anything to space him with I tolds ya

>>716913737
>>716913730
>>716913783
I can't tell about the spine
It doesn't seem off, but I'm no vet and I haven't seen a cat this age in years

>>716914191
Will do
god I hope it's just scared/cold and not necksnapped

Update, OP?

His name was Robert Paulson

>>716914406
R

>>716914406
Roll

>>716914360
I wish edgy faggots like you would stay out of these thread that are actually looking for advice.

>>716914464
E

>>716914233
>No animal emergency room
What back water village is this?

>>716914515
R

>>716914464
>>716914496
fuck off niggers you're just clogging the thread

>>716909317
first off stop moving him about, if his spine is fucked this may cause further damage. im assuming theres no apparent bleeding, so check his airways to be sure theres no obstruction, then check to be sure his blood is circulating strongly through his body. a weak pulse in his ankles while strong in his neck may indicate internal damage. be sure both his lungs are rising and falling at an even rate, and that his diaphragm is rising and falling as well. check him for head trauma, treat him for shock, keep him warm, and then place him inside your asshole with timestamp

>>716914545
E

Feed tuna juice and water check regularly keep warm give comfort

>>716914587
R

Cats have a slight lactose intolerence. Tuna juice is the best alternative. Adult humans supposedly are all lactose intolerant too. Don't listen to these vegan faggots telling you he'll keel over.

>>716914615
RE

>>716914560
roll

>>716914651
RE

>>716909317
see if you can determine how old she is

Probably either a case of feline liver failure or cat dementia

OP here, he just passed... I'm so broken I really wanted him to pull through and i don't know what to do now... thank you everyone for trying to help.

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DO NOT remove his eye... he is not that far along enough to warrant this procedure.

>>716914506
This is 4chan not tumblr, now go back to your safe space

>>716914433
I really hope Jasper will be okay OP, he looks like such an adorable cat. It must be hard to be in your position right now and I'm sorry for that.

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>>716911029
Its imperial units you absolute retarded fuck

Kys my man

Not blinking? TBI. Traumatic Brain Injury. He's in pain, and he's dying.

>take it out
>strike its head fast and hard with a large rock/concrete/weights
>or shoot it in the head, between the eyes

it broke it's neck. put it out of its misery with a rock. simple
take pics also

>>716914768
Now just fucking throw him up in the sky and toss him back in the street.

>>716914784
Man shut the fuck up, you get your edgy faggot ass out of this thread. Just because this is 4chan doesn't mean there aren't considerate and helpful people here you fucking dumbfuck.

>>716914560
Good post. Do this. Bit DO NOT MOVE HIM while doing this.

Also. Didn't u say it was 20C outside? That's def not cold damage.

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>>716913604
if you do decide to shoot it, make sure the guns an appropriate caliber.

I've shot cats (I kill my leftist neighbor's cats), and they've lived for hours. Which is fine for me under political circumstances. But for a quick death, make sure it doesn't suffer.

pic related.

>>716914768
Rip kitter

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>>716914784
look at this faggot

Rip Jasper

>>716914768
Fuuuck well atleat you tried...
Still not too late for space program

ITT newfag edgelords pretending they're cool by talking about killing cats to piss off the oldfags

>>716914809
>>716914897
hivemind

>>716915164
Do it

>>716914768
if OP, shit, I'm sorry. you did what you could.

>>716914784
howdy newfag.

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>>716915045

>>716915010
well it's Traumatic Brain Injury or paralysis. You've got to euthanize it.

I have found a kitten in this state before after a massive down pour.

the one i found was exactly as you describe, only it died as we were handing it over to a vet.

The best thing you can do is keep it warm (not too hot) and if it gains any movement try to feed it tiny amounts of very soft food (even mush it up) and also the water droplets on the tip of your finger. IMO,

Havent really read any of the other posts in here soz if i missed an update.

Thanks for caring OP

>>716915045
Either this is bait or you just won the edgiest angsty teen award

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>>716914785

>>716914768
Sorry OP, I'm sure it meant alot to the poor kitty that you at least made sure it was comfortable while it passed. Hats off for kitty.

>>716914768
Only the good die young

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libtard neighbor's cat. took 5 hours to die. lugar .22lr

>>716915185
>/b/ will never dox people again for posting about abusing animals online
the mid-00s were a magical time.

Really toss him in the sky and record it, he couldn't experience a true space expedition so it will be a tribute ;-;.

>>716915164
Its the only way. OP, send him to the heavens.

>>716914560
He's breathing is fine, a little fast because he's scared, but otherwise fine. Pulse is strong near the hip (I think femoral artery?), can't feel much of the lungs but both seem to be functioning.
Will do asshole pic once he stands steadily.

>>716915010
It's been raining shitloads, that's why I thought it might be hypothermia or related

>>716914768
you niggerfaggot you're not me, pic in reply to this post.

>>716914768
Time stamp? I want to believe it ain't true.

>>716914768
Pics with timestamp

>>716915306
Oh look, it's that same edgy faggot that everyone told to fuck off, but mom still hasn't told them to go to bed

cats are assholes,dogs are the superior animal

>>716914768
...noooooooo

>>716915164
How will he lift said cat into sky? Say it was 3-5lbs, that's a shitton of Helium,

>>716914768
you did your best. you were there... as he went into the dark night.

we will all go someday. my only hope is that I don't die alone. you are to be commended.

>>716915377
were you using hollow point? and where the hell were you shooting? Its feet?

>>716915377
>killing animals for their owners political view
you're the reason radical conservatives are called deplorable.
>>716915436
good to hear he's okay man

>>716915436
OP take him to an emergency vet. Rich-fag here I will pay. We can figure out the details later, anon emails, skype or whatever.

>>716915436
>you niggerfaggot you're not me, pic in reply to this post.
kek'd

If Jasper was dead OP would have given a timestamp pic, don't listen to these fake posts

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>>716915436
Proof Jasper is still alive

>>716912211
KEK

>>716915558
I've actually tried sending small cats into orbit. they don't make model rockets large enough (or affordable anyhow). also it takes SO MANY balloons to send a cat.

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>>716915045
>>716915377
EDGY NIGGER DETECTED
Kill yourself

>>716915470
Your trying way to hard. You need to calm down dweeb

>>716915646
he's said multiple times, 3rd world country, no ER vets.

>>716915699
looks dead to me

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>>716915617
no hollows. coaxed him up, started petting, and fired into the side of her skull.

2nd pic related. she did NOT die well.

>>716915726
Oh so what do you suggest we do to get him a proper space experience like he always dreamed of in his last moments?

>>716915699
>mfw that's "alive"

>>716915699
Haters will say it's shopped.
Sorry for telling everyone jasper died, everyone loves a comeback story.

>>716915726
I bet one weather balloon would work.

>>716915837

the next time you want to shop a picture,be sure to actually include the bullet wound along with the blood on the pets face

>>716915837
whats wrong with it's eyes. its scary as fuck

>>716912713
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJEw3A_QO9o

How much LSD did they give the kitty... JFC

>>716915699
I'm glad to see that OP

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took him up close too. took about 2 hours for him to die.

(another stupid libtard neighbor)

Good job OP! Jasper Baggins is thankful :0

>>716915436
May be. Keep it under blanket.

If it comes about in middle of night, it will try to move and escape. Make sure it's either on floor OR in a box. It's scared so if it comes around, it will freak the fuck out. Leave food and water on a plate near it, but a bit further off (50cm-1meter).

If it's alive in morning go to doc w it.

I can't think of anything u can do for it now. If the clinic's are all closed.

Either stay up w it, or go to sleep.

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>>716915377
You've already posted that i'm pretty sure it was on pol.

>>716915743
So it is the same edgelord

>>716915837
Just stop giving this Newfag/ Actual Faggot attention, After this just leave him be, he'll end up like one of the cats he shot but a liberal will be pulling the trigger

Nice knowing you Edgefag

>>716915837
hollow point makes a big difference. I think top of skull also helps. Or just do heart/lung shot. I actually killed a raccoon instantly with one .177 pellet in the top of the head from about 30 yards (surprised the hell out of me).

>>716916040
Are we supposed to be scared or some shit the moment you have enough balls to kill a real person contact /b/ edge lord

>>716915954
>>716915958
Guys he is clearly underaged so he used a bb gun to kill it and it didn't go through.

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took this one in 2014. .22lr. took it at sunset. declared dead FINALLY at about 4am.

yes: another libcuck's cat.

Just wanna say that I hope Jasper will be okay, I could never imagine my cat going through what he is

>>716915774
>>716915914
well shit man what else do you want from me, a sound recording of it meowing? oh wait it can barely blink let alone meow

>>716916087
roger, will do

>>716916165
This
I skip morons like that. U ignore them, they slowly fade away.

>>716916165

>but a liberal will be pulling the trigger

>implying the ones who have did nothing but cry about taking the guns away actually own or have shot a gun in there entire life

liberals are pussies,if anything it'll be the gun owners pulling the trigger on them

>>716911397
>eyes not moving
>spine

>>716916283
When you gotta kill a cat because its the only time you will be this close to a pussy.

>>716915983
bad environment for the poor kitty too :(

>>716916256
no you stupid fool, I'm trying to tell OP that if you shoot a cat -- a lot of the time it won't die immediately

if you want a quick, clean death, you need a larger-caliber firearm, and a couple of shots to make sure.

>>716916142
I was the original person but most of the posts you are getting triggered about arent me you fucking tard. The cat needs space program

>>716916283
stop

/b/ is for cats, take that shit to /pol/

>>716910827

why are his feet wet?

>>716916366
because its owners are liberal filth. leftists. scum.

>>716916427
We already proved the pics are fake lmao

>>716916465
/b/ is /pol/ now. in case you haven't noticed.

>>716916283
Prove to me these were "le lib[insult]" and not just strays.

>>716916500
and that's somehow the cats fault...do your family a favor and kill yourself.

I hope jasper isnt his official name...its the least of his troubles but..come on

>>716916590
They are pics pulled from google dont worry

>>716916455
Well my bad dude, sorry, a bunch of people are trying to offer shitty advice. I would like for a happy ending, is that wrong of me?

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>>716916366
see
>>716916341
the big alt right cat killer is a fake and a faggot

>>716916590
the only way to do that is for me to shoot a neighbor's cat or dog, and timestamp it. I will. I have tons of libtard neighbors, and they all have cats and dogs.

I'll go make a stand on my property right now and take a cat/dog, if that's what you want? will film.

>>716916724
Yeah i know i am just trying to rustle this kids jimmies some more.

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>>716916283
>>716916040
>>716915837
>>716915377
>>716915045

Hey guys , it's me again.
I like punishing my asshole as much as I like killing cats. It's a fun hobby, stupid libtards wouldn't understand.

>>716916723
Should've rolled harder for name bub, what can I say

>>716916787
hot but unrelated to how I'm gonna save this cat
pls take to /pol/

>>716913820
yeah i really hope he doesn't have pee in his urine.

u retard?

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>>716916040
fake and gay

>>716916846
Okay sure, even though i know you won't do it anyways.

>>716910827
The cat didn't want to die alone.

>>716916846
Lmao do it
>inb4 he leaves when he realizes his bullshit was caught

>>716914768
Fuck 2016!

>>716916724
backtrace all of the photos to google

>protip: you can't.

-Third World
-Tropical Country
-Cat doesn`t respond to stimuli
-Wet
-Breath with certain difficulty

Probably rabies in the final stages, protect you when touching the cat, the virus is in the secretions.

Go for an antirabic vaccine just in case, trust me, you don`t want to be infected with this shit.

>>716917005
say something for me to post on the timestamp.

this cat or dog's death will be on you btw. my conscience is clean.

Update as soon as u can take him to vet..also, name should be pablito the cat..jasper is shit name and should not stick

>>716909317
I'm in a similar situation, a street cat abandoned her 3 kittens on my roof. We heard them screaming a while ago, they were freezing and one of them is constantly trying to meow but the poor guy can't make a sound. I'll fucking feed the mother to my dogs if she comes around here someday.
I hope that little guy of yours make it through the night.

>>716917107
We already did to one and it was fake
>stfu accept you were caught trying to seem cool to all the people on /b/

>>716917084
It was fake you dumb fuck, read.

little bitch kids couldn't stand up to their dads beating their asses and they grew into little bitch adults that abuse animals because they won't fight back.

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>>716914768
This makes me sad.

Richfag here, I would like to purchase your damaged kitter, 100 USD PayPal sounds good? Will also pay for shipping.

>>716917216
"Putin's semen is my life force"

>>716917318
It was a damn fake nigga

>>716915377
>lugar

nah youre a retarded fagget idiot moron

>>716917216
"Me killing pet 12/29/16 /b/"

>>716914099
shit son
checked

For fucks sake... If he's not responsive, take this time to gently clean him up. His paws are obviously wet, keeping him cold

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>>716917438
hey libtard filth.

guess who won.

>>716917318
read on, my mildly retarded friend, that wasn't actually op.

however, i would probably brace for it anyway. that cat seems like it's burned throuhg 8 lives and wrapping up the final page of its 9th.

>>716917318
dumb niggers can't even read when OP POSTED PROOF WITH A FUCKING TIME STAMP

STOP AND READ THE FUCKING THREAD YOU STUPID NIGGERS

>>716915699
if wet dry him out
put some towels under him dont let him on newspapers put some on him like you did already give him gentle massage to warm him up keep him close to your heat source
if he get better water your finger and get it to his mouth see if he lick to drink give some water do this with some food
our hopes are with you OP

>>716917481
ruger.

>>716917560
I'm well aware who won, you said you'd say anything. Besides, I voted Johnson.

>>716917107
>Daring /b/ to reverse image search your edgelord b8
>Proven to be fake
A fucking five year old could have proven you wrong.

>>716916500
OUTDATED CONSERVATIVE NATIONALIST IDIOT STINK

>>716909317
Call the police and ask if there's some place they can connect you to. I know you can call the police and ask for locations of animal related places (i.e. vets, pounds of animal control) if it's an emergency.

As expected the cat killer left after knowing he cant kill a cat due to the fact he was just trying to look like a fucking edge lord