Why don't you own a horse /b/? Horse thread >Pic related,

Im not an inbred hillbilly

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Enought Said

>>716878389
Btw thats gif

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>>716878032
>Scrawny ass sceleton

Get yourself a draft. Amazing asses, sweat and poop smells amazing. Huge shitpiles.

Money
Smell
Risk
Time
Use

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mine

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>>716878169
You don't have to be an inbred hillbilly to own a beauiful creature that can easily get you laid by 18-20 year olds just by mentioning it

>>716878794
I fucked my Horse and now there is a red patch on my bell end.

>>716878602
Fair point
Not that bad, you stop smelling it eventually.
Its not all that risky
Fair point
Fair point
>>716878675
Long horse is long

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>>716878975
Probably because you shouldn't fuck your horse

>Pic is my other horse and my pony

>>716878032
We used to have a couple appaloosas growing up.

One of ours was a fucking psycho and one time when my sister was riding the other, the crazy one ran up and spooked the other horse and caused it to buck her off.


>>716878602
>Smell
This nigger thinks horses stink.
Others are good points though.

>>716878794
How much puss is there out in the himalayas nigga? You fucking some yeti daughters?

>>716879199
Why not?

>>716879248
appaloosas are beautiful, I have a Dun Quarter Horse, a Buckskin Quarter Horse and the Pony might be a shetland but I'm not certain
>>716879459
Those my boy are the beautiful hills of Utah
>>716879505
Because you'll get a red patch on your bell end

>>716879630
Can you take a photo of those mountains, I'm well envious. It's a shame it's UTAH though. Also you can't catch anything from fucking a horse so it must be something else

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>>716879880
I'm not currently home and it's dark out so there isn't a lot to take pics of. Yeah, UT has beautiful land and shitty people.

I'm gonna look through my gallery and post what I have of our mountains

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/thread

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>>716880539
This one is a nearly dried up lake a few months back Echo Reservoir

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>>716880544
Oh boy one of you
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I'm really proud of this picture

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>>716880839
kek

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>>716880922
More of my horses, mountains in the background.

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>>716879880
All I've got

>>716878970
why did you fuck it?

I think I have touched your horse...inappropriately.

>>716881616
So not only are you a horse fucker, but you're a gay horse fucker? Interesting.

>>716881616
In Lexington. She was asking for it. I've started using tension grips so next time I can really get up in that shit.

>>716881132
nice horses anon! I hope you are good to them, don't forget to cuddle em, give em good food and kisses once in a while :)

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>>716878032
Because I totally do

>>716878169
whatever dude

been an English hunter/jumper for years. You pull tons of ass if you are a guy and ride English

>>716882029
Is that your horse?
It looks kinda like a rocky mountain horse.

>>716881821
I've never fucked a gay horse. You're an ass. A donkey even. A friend of mine in college had a little turtle head too. S'okay. Some horses have shallow vags. You'll be fine at 5 in.

>>716882029
beautiful babe! she/he looks so cute and beautiful! wish I had a beautiful horse also!

>>716882424
My horses are all male, so if you fucked one of my horses you're gay and a horse fucker.

I'd like a giant fire breathing steed that shot acid from its eyes and had six testicles.

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>>716882412
foxtrotter

>>716882426
Thanks....I bought her for my wife

>>716878032
If I could afford to keep a horse I'd probably doing decent in life providing I'm not a farmer of course. Due to me doing well I'd probably be having a better job too.

>>716882583
Once I'm done in the house, I cant help but nail the other holes. I'm a sex carpenter.

>>716882650
Ah, well it's beautiful, whatever it is.

Horses for the ladies huh? Respectable.

>>716882818
no you have an absolute point...people look way to much at purchase price of horses

the upkeep is the devil on the wallet

>>716882818
My horses cost me nothing, but I do have a hay field of my own to feed from.

>>716878032
As my sister used to own a horse i can tell you in this country it's not cheap; you're looking at like 2k usd a year just for stable and field rental. Then add in the cost of all the food and equipment which, again, aren't cheap in this shitty country, and you spend a fortune.
And i'm not prepared to put in the time, effort or shit shovelling that owning one entails.

Maybe if i had a job that paid me double what i'm on now or i won the lottery i'd get one or two.

>>716878032
because my wife is already kinda jealous that i fuck our dog when she isnt home, i dont think she'd be cool with me having a horse around

Are the Shetland ponies less as they, um, are less big? And can my 7 year old ride one? What if she rides side saddle?

>>716882887
sorry yeah

she is a mare. Her one and only fault is that her ground manners are perfect...BUT when in heat....she gets too lovey....and when she is in heat she seems to have a strong preference for me

Otherwise her ground is flawless

I started riding at 14 and hid that shit like crazy. Didn't want anyone too know I rode English

the my first gf found out....it did not take long to go from "I have a horse" to her response "what are you doing this weekend"

plus the additional benefit of leaving school every other friday "excused" to go to horse shows

pretty nice life

>>716878032
Because horses are a colossal waste of money.

>>716883338
When's the last time you were intimate with your SO?

>>716883208
My field pays for both itself and my horses feed, I make about $200 a year off my hay field and that money goes towards more hay seed.
>>716883260
My pony is great with kids and can be ridden up to 150lbs so I'd say yes, as for cost, they all eat boat loads.
>>716883338
Horses = Free(ish) pussy, I love it.

>>716883641
two weeks ago...but only because she left that night to California to spend Christmas time with her family

otherwise quite frequent

I mean don't get me wrong, I love the riding itself. Clearing a 3 foot rising oxer on a half ton animal is fucking life.

Don't jump anymore. I took a wreck years ago. Broken jaw, dislocated shoulder, dislocated knee, concussion, and knocked some vertabra about.

Constant pain even this long after repairs. I still ride but I can't jump. Afraid if I come off bad enough I am done walking.

Work as a psychotherapist now and I am training and certifying as an EFP Equine Facilitated Psychotherapist

I DONT OWN HORSES BECAUS THER IS TOO MUCH POO AND PEE. ALSO HORSES LIKETO GALLOP. NO HAY

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>>716883338
itt white horsefuckers

>>716884077
>ALSO HORSES LIKETO GALLOP
Lmao no shit? Why is that a downside.

>>716883886
yeah to a point.

fucking funny story about my first gf

was chilling at the barn one day, we'd been dating a year and I bought a new mare. This chestnut loved me. I was standing with my back to her stall, door open. Her head reaching around, checking pockets for treats. GF walks up...does the cute voice and says "oh do I get a hug too, Smitten (mare's name)"

She got a foot away and the mare nosed her in the center of the chest, knocked her over

I mean she was fine...bit of a bruise but fucking BLAM BITCH

cleared her ass

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It's this thread again. Here's the original unaltered pic.

>>716884136
I don't fuck my horses

>>716884201
dude...you can control a gallop if you aren't an idiot...a lot of times if a fall happens, YOU did something to cause it (if it wasn't the horse getting scared)

Gallop once in a lengthy field on a purebred Quarter Horse, who are faster than thoroughbreds at short distances only, and you pure energy

>>716884229
but where da poo go

>>716884282
your loss m8

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Day 1 in new temp stall before we moved

Proud of her...she took 5 minutes and she was cozy

no nerves at all

>>716884229
OP is the original picture, it's my horse. I made this this 3 times total.

How many Crest whitening strips does it take to really prepare a mare for mating? If she wants a cute kid, or pup or colt or whatever.

>>716884458
My guess is 43.

>>716883886
>My field pays for both itself and my horses feed
That's if you can afford to buy a place with lots of land. I maxed out what any bank in this fucking country would give me for a mortgage and i was only just able to afford this shitty house which is less than 500 square feet with a garden about 20 feet long by about 12 feet wide.

>>716884446
You made the picture three times? You must suck at Photoshop.

Nice touch photoshopping all that horse shit into the yard though.

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wife on a horse we leased once

god damn gentle monster but when he picked up the trot it felt like a 10,000hp jet engine kicking in

>>716879248
>This nigger thinks horses stink.
because they fucking do. youre exactly like smokers who think your clothes and breath dont fucking stink, you stupid cunt

if youre around it a lot, you dont smell it, hence you dont recognise it

>>716884602
This is true, I've done pretty well for myself though so I do have cash to spend on that kind of stuff.

>>716884687
I mean I made this thread 3 times. My phone hates the word thread for some reason.
>>716884747
OP here, I'll say this is true, they don't smell horribly bad, but they they do smell.

>>716884584
And is it true that stallions sometimes trot around to the front so they dump their seed right into the mare's mane? Sorta like a musky, salty conditioner?

>>716878032
Because I have a girlfriend.

>>716885058
dude....congrats but don't be dumb

dating a rider is insane no matter how you like your relationships

Like em wild? Riders can be freaks in bed
Wanna be romantic? go for a trail ride together
Wanna have fun? Do some lessons together

Male riders can nab women fast

>>716878970
You went in the wrong hole mate.