>2016 >Not wearing a penis sleeve Stay mad, small dick

>>716862519
>implying I can even get women to acknowledge my existence

Ill waste money on something else

Mine is blue

>>716862725
>waste money
I nail my girlfriend with my monster sleeve almost every night, faggot. Hell she likes it. She was the one who suggested I get it.

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>>716862921
Here's mine. It's 6" long for scale. Makeso me so fucking thick.

>>716863248
Looks like a torture device, anon

wtf, this is actually a thing?

>>716863442
It is, for the girls hahahaha. I really don't know how they take it. But I only use it on the good little whores. I think most of the girls I pick up couldn't take it.

It's a finger box for 2017

>>716863517
Yeah, got mine on ebay. This:
>>716863248

>>716863248
does it lower your sensation during sex? does it hurt?

stick my dick in a piece of plastic instead of actually feeling the sex? yeah let me get right on that

So is this a way to be smug about having a small dick or what's the purpose exactly?

>>716863766
>does it lower your sensation during sex?
What do you think? It's like a plastic glove for your dick, only 5 times as thick.

>>716863564
>>I think most of the girls I pick up couldn't take it.

Try adults

>>716863766
Just a little bit, but my head sticks out and that's where you get most of the sensation anyways. Can hurt putting it on unless you use lube.
Last butch I fucked with it stole the vibrating egg though. Humph... guess it really doesn't matter about size if it vibrates.

>>716862519
Wtf is a dick sleeve?
What do you do with it?

what the fuck, how do you show that shit to someone without them bursting into laughter

>>716863952
wtf is that for ?

>>716864108
This.
Even if you were a sex god, good luck getting a chick to fuck you in the first place.

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>>716864108
My question exactly i mean wtf.
I'd understand if it was a pocket pussy.

>>716863849
Mine is just average, but I wanted to see if girls really do like big ones. Call it an experiment I guess.

>>716864183
It's for fucking a girl dude.

>>716864039
A way for people with small dicks to satisfy their ladies without actually learning to how eat pussy or find the g spot. It's basically like a solid condom that is bigger than your dick

>>716864287
isn't your dick enough for it ? that look useless as fck

but anon my penis is 9"

>>716863248
why the fuck you'd care if girls enjoy sex? that's BETA man.. just fuck'em and move to next

>>716864500
Yeah it is, I just wanted to see a bitch squirm. One girl took it like a champion, another stopped me before I could put it all the way in. Another was a good sport about it, but you could tell she was in pain.

>>716864682
>implying they like it
See:
>>716864706

>>716863517
>>716863849
>>716863928
>>716864039
>>716864108
I don't know. I'm OP and I started this thread as some sort of inverted cuck bait or something. Turns out this actually IS a thing as some of the outrageous, rampaging niggers in this thread actually use this shit.

>>716864939
The one girl that let me fuck her with it but I could tell she was in pain, she was the one that stole the vibrating egg. Fucking whore lol.

>>716864939
>some or the outrageous, rampaging niggers in this thread

Dude there's literally ONE guy in the thread talking about actually using one, everyone else is either mocking the concept or confused and disturbed by it

>>716865244
And everyone is on ebay right now looking to buy it. Who wouldn't want to see their bitch squirm trying to date a dick twice their size.

>>716863948
omg kekd
rekt
but no repeating digits checked

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>>716862519
I got something like this. Can inflict some real pain with this shit nigga

>>716862519
>beta cringe thread

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>>716865545
wrong image lol

>>716865510
man just use your dick or your tongue or your hands or whatever, don't rely on a plastic dick to get your manhood back faggot

My wife surprised me by getting one of these. It was amazing when she came into the bedroom wearing lingerie and holding it out for me. Fucking loved it so much, and the fact that she got it without talking to me...hot. I fucked her with it right then. It's 9 inches long and added 2.5 inches to the girth

>>716865685
How is tearing up cunt with a mighty cock enhancement "beta"?

I mean, I wouldn't date a girl that NEEDED this for sex, but I've fucked whore just for fun wearing it. I find it entertaining to watch them take it. Whores that is lol

>>716863564
>hahahaha
Get out

>>716866043
Because in the 30 seconds you have to go put your fake penis on to "tear up a cunt" she's already laughing at you. This shit is pathetic as fuck.

this is pathetic

>>716865994
Did you specify that you get a large black one, white boi?

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Deluxe-Penis-Enhancer-Blue-Vib-/381770070069?hash=item58e344f835
Here's mine.

>>716864682
found the 12yo virgin

>>716866480
the 30 seconds of laughter is speculative. The 20 minutes of agonized screams is certain.

>>716866549
It's Caucasian colored

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>>716866609
>Deluxe

might as well wear a strap on ya dickless faggots

>>716866549
Remember that one dude that got destroyed in Facebook or whatever. His wife made him wear a big black sleeve, then like a week later was getting gang banged by a bunch of niggers?

>>716865510
Ok I take it back OP.

There's one guy here trolling pretending like he thinks this is actually alpha, a bunch of fags falling for it, and a bunch of people who have no idea wtf a cock sleve is. Nobody is actually stupid enough to use one and think it makes them Alpha...surely?

>>716866729
Yes, because women can't handle a hollow, rubbery tube... you're pathetic as fuck.

>>716866646
found the cuck

>>716866609
Wow, literally 3 of these just sold. Hahahaha.

>>716866949
stinks of femanon in here now. Tits or gtfo, cunt

>>716862519

>2016, still misuse of the word "cuck"

thanks for complimenting me!

>>716867187
Stinks of tiny dicked neckbeard's unwashed "big manly penis sleeves".

A tiny dick in a hollow tube wouldn't cause pain. Your detachable confidence is pathetic as fuck.

>>716867261
That's okay cuck don't mention it.

>>716866729
Hey, let's not go that far. More like 10 minutes... hahaha

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>>716862519
Why even bother with such a half measure?

>>716867570
Wow you're MAD. Your opinions aren't wanted though. Post tits.

>>716867730
Nothing mad about it. If you need this to have sex, you may as well start taking estrogen and dicks, as you're a twink.

It's actually really fun using these...

>>716867931
Yeah but tits. You've been told multiple times now, cunt. Post your fucking tits or gtfo.

>>716868082
I find it funny. I used it on 3 girls, like I said before. The first one took it like a champ. I was very surprised. The second couldn't take it. The third let me do it, but the next morning I woke up, she was gone, the toy was on the floor, and the egg was missing. She took the egg! Hahahaha

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>>716868434
She took your fucking egg?

>>716868566
Lol, found the virgin

>>716868434
I've only used it on 1 girl but a few times. She was able to take it all, I was fucking surprised too lol

>>716868232
Your cock thirst knows no bounds. I'm a guy. A guy that doesn't need a made in China penis to be counted as a guy.

>>716868743
I've never used it on the same girl twice. But I fuck a lot of whores. Seeing the one girl take it, I was like damn! When I pulled out, her gape was like the size of texas.

>>716868232
It's so funny how entitled you are.

>>716866897
I don't know. Genuinely no idea what to think.

>>716869140
Especially considering he needs a fake cock to please a girl.

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I got one but it makes my dick into horse and not blackman

Horse is smarter than black man anyway

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>>716863248
>Makes me so fucking thick.
mfw the average dick is still thicker and about twice as long...

>>716869119
Lol, you ever fuck them without it after tearing it up with it?

>>716868712
But she DID take your egg? Where do you think she took it?

>>716869140
It's so funny how fucking dense you are. Post your flabby little tits and be gone, you dirty wench.

>>716869403
Yeah I have. It's still all good.
>>716869407
Hahahah good question.

>>716869140
How fucking often are you going to take this bait, you stupid cumdumpster? Fuck sake you stupid sluts pollute this board.

>>716862519
Story time?
>Have friend who is hooker
>She tells me stories
>Tells me one time she did outcall
>dude pays for hour
>She takes money, they are in his room. Super dark, can't see much
>He pulls out his dick
>She says it's literally almost 2 feet long
>She tells him no way she can take that, won't give his money back
>He says he understands, asks her to try jacking it off
>She spends 50 minutes jacking this 2 foot penis
>Last 10 minutes, dude takes off his dick. Turns out it was some kind of fake penis he was wearing over his real one. His real dick is below average size
>He asks her to finish him with sex
>She is pissed, just spent almost an hour jacking off a fake dick
>She storms out and refuses to finish him
>He's laughing uncontrollably

>>716869598
Do you think I can get a grill to take my egg someday? How does it feel?

>>716869502
I'm not even the same person. When do the kids go back to school?

>>716865994
What your wife was trying to tell you: use this you inadequate twink before I leave you for a horse-hung nigger.

This is retarded. If a woman can't handle your small dick she's not worth your time.

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>>716869898
Spoken like a bonafide cuck

So many diskless cucks in this thread. Sounds like your women are a dick sleeve from ending up blacked.

> ITT: Dudes with fake dicks argue with dudes pretending to be chicks.
Never change /b/

>>716869395
That toy is 6 inches long. But bad perspective on the photo.

>>716870145
*Dickless

>>716869747
kek

So have you taken her services?

What long list of mistakes does an individual have to make in life to end up at that point?

Jesus, you guys are funny on such a deep level.

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>>716870164
lost

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>>716870212
A) You have the hands of a giant and the balls of a baby.

B) You have a tiny dick and can't admit it.

>>716869856
She wouldn't. She was actually trying to show me what her ex was like. We had just talked about that

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>>716870829
See you're baiting now, faggot. You wen't a bit far past plausibility.

If you're posting in this thread, it's because you secretly want one too.

>>716869338
Looks fucking brutal, anon. I love it.

>>716869747
This is autistic on some many levels. How the fuck would she not know that she was jacking rubber and not flesh?

>>716871230
>Says the faggot, posting in the thread

>>716870247
no I'm a grill too. Worked with her a couple of times when money was tight

>>716871687
idk I asked the same thing... she said it was dark in there so she couldn't see it well, and it just never crossed her mind that someone would do that so like why tf would she be checking to see if it's real lol. he paid like $300

>>716863248
Please tell me you're baiting, faggot? Don't let this be real.

>>716869338
You're doing it wrong anon. Head needs to be exposed so you don't lose feelings.

>>716871929
Is money tight right now? I could use the hookup. Also, tits or gtfo.

>>716871929
tits or gtfo, grill

what in the fuck?

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Time to end this sperg festival, faggots.

>>716870555
kekkeled

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>>716872219
Not in the mood to take pic now
Here's an old one from a month back

I'm in Cali... will be in the bay until new years, then heading to San Diego for a while.

Anyone interested you can message me [email protected]

No bait.... The pic is me... really am working. Will probably continue working until Feb/March or whenever I feel stable enough to stop. If I meet any regular and we click, I'll keep seeing him after I stop... but yeah.

>>716873818
Sorry babe, on the other coast.

>>716873818
Damn, I live in SoCal.

>>716874055
>sorry babe
>sorry
>babe
>on the other coast

AW DAMN ANON THAT'S A SHAME

>>716874055
ok. nice dubs.

>>716874200
you should hit me up

not in the mood to take pics right now but... hit my email. I'll send you a timestamp later to prove it's me, if you're interested in meeting up

>>716874323
What are your rates?

>>716873818
disappointing tits. Anything over $20 is a fucking ripoff.

>>716874847
But small tits can be good. Makes them more petite.

>2016
>not accepting your dick size and wasting money on a plastic dick.

Who's the cuck again?

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>>716874959
>tits being small makes them more petite
what

>>716874497
Haha fuck up dork you ain't meeting Marilyn Monroe over here for sex. Your autistic ass asking for rates like he's Russell brand or something.

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>>716875472
She ded doe

>>716875472
>You fuck up
>Dork

Hi newfriend, how is your stay?

>>716875365
I'm the guy that said it and I admire your hank hill image. It's mine now.

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>>716874497
same as most bp girls..

my place:
1oo for 15 mins
140 for 30 mins
2oo for the hour

your place, add 40 roses

I like to do incall for first encounters, though... once we have met and everything goes smooth I can do outcall if that's what you prefer

>>716874847
Some men like them small. It's classy. Like a work of art.
Some boys haven't hit puberty yet, and care more about giant balloons than the entire package.
Find you some floppy biggies if that's what you're into friend.

>>716876164
I will pay you $1000 plus expenses for video footage of the initial meeting. I know I can get at least 5 million views on YouTube.

I'm being serious

>>716876164
This isn't worth much more than spare change

>>716876164
why do people prefer incall / outcall