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I don't have money

Dumb fuck

Do you want to split the bill?

>>716862381
/thread

>>716862226
im active on 4chan

I eat poo poo

>>716862226
HI I am OP

>>716862226
Your mom is hot.

>>716862226

Like Daughter, like Mother.

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>>716862226
I VOTED FOR HILARY

you date black guys?

>>716862226
are you on 9gag?

>>716862226
I voted for Hilary.

>>716862226
I have no money

>>716862618

This does not ruin the date. This is necessary vital intel.

>>716862226
you like small dicks?

I pooped my pants

>>716862226
Praise Lord Kek OP

4Chan Gives Me Advice

>>716862226
i realy love you

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>>716862226
Where's your cock mate?

I really enjoy anime

>>716862226
you smell like mother

>>716862226

I am a furry.

i'm a recovering addict

>>716862226
Is that a snipe

my dick is small

Op did not deliver

>>716862797
kek

>>716862846
that doesn't ruin dates. i've played that card. women like honest men who're working on themselves.

>>716862226
Ever see /b/ baby?

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>>716862827

I watch cartoon porn

>>716862846
Doesn't ruin date.
Honesty is appealing to me.

>>716862903
he probably never left basement

Are you a man?

>>716862226
i have crippling depression

do you watch naruto?

I am HIV positive.

your newfag is showing

Wanna catch some Pokemon?

>>716863005
Good to know.
We will never date.

>>716862226
i oracle java twitter

>>716863151
would work for Pedobear.

>>716862226
Are herpes for life?

あなたはアニメが好きですか？

NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS NIGGERS

>>716862226
hey your dads hot

>>716862226
i will myself tonight

Mind if I vape?

>>716862226
I am HIV positive

>>716863151
Might actually work on the right grill

>>716862226
in stall gen too

>>716862226
Wanna see my peter?

i am sex attic

1:23
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LN7nYrZn88c

>>716862226
Google>Bing
Bing's intefrace is so fucking ugly

Where is your penis

>>716862226
I live at home

>>716862226
WHAT IS LOVE!

>>716863022
oh, lol, maybe.
my boss is like that. he made a joke about how an alcoholic employee was offered alcohol as a tip from a customer, and in a middle-school-gesture said 'yeahhh, that'd be Bad' - but, like, no. it won't be bad. it's not like every alcoholic is a berserker who's going to drink incessantly after they start. especially if they're in recovery. what happens is they have a drink, feel guilty about resetting their sobriety date and their changed identity in a 12-step group, call their sponsor, and talk about it for a couple hours.
That's what happens when a recovered alcoholic takes a drink lol.

>>716863513
Because you will drown in pussy if you live under a bridge.

wanna hear some farts?

>>716862226
you are very ugly

>>716862226
I like butt sex

>>716862226
do you cuck guys ?

>>716863615
definitively works on trans-grills.

>>716862226
do you play WoW?

>>716862617
And you can't even count to five.

Hi, i'm a vegan.

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Do you play wow?

>>716863585
kek, nice

I'm a Jehovah's Witness

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>>716862226
I am a Mexican.

you look really retarded.

>>716862539
What if it's a gay date?

>>716862226
Do you like men?

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>>716862226
Hi, I'm Chris Hansen.

>>716862226
>I love anal pegging
Says the man to his first date.

>>716862226
Hitler did nothing wrong

>>716862226
what are your pronouns

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I watch Monster Musume

>>716862459
>4 Words

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>>716862226
You're sister is cute

My penis leisans itch

>>716862617
Psh most girls would cream over that.

>>716862226
This. Now. Get .Thread

>>716862226
>euthanasia isn't cool yo

I am a gay

> Well, this is boring.

>>716862226
are you awake yet?

Actually, I have HIV.

>>716862226
Does this look infected?

Do you like anal

>>716862226
"This date is ruined."

>>716862226
"We're going dutch, right?"

>>716862226
I browse /pol/ frequently

I am not circumcised

>>716862226
im fucking myself tonight

>>716862780
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

my mother is hot

No wonder you're divorced.

>>716862226
I like Donald Trump

>>716862226
i can do with three: i love you

We gonna elope or what?

>>716862226
Wut dat mouf du?

>>716862226
I like Johnny Test

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>Are you into anal?

>>716866372
Can confirm.
>I treat you right

I only fuck traps.

>>716866372
I can do it in one.
>"Nigger."

I'll suck your dick

>>716862471
i dont think that would end a date, first she would ask you:
>and what is 4chan anon? i have never heard of it (since she is a normal person, she obviously hasnt)

then when you explain it, yes, it will end the date

>check this meme collection

Please stop copying me.

>>716862708
the answer yes would certainly ruin the date

>>716863513
All this goes to show is that YOU live with your parents. go to bed kid

smell this rag love

>>716862226
I'm a white male.

Wanna mix some DNA ?

I need all firsts.

>>716862226
Suck my pee pee

>>716865551
A teenager would cream on that honestly

>>716864457
your*
idiot

They all destroyed me.

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>>716862226
read the image title

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>>716863380
>still has the dream

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>>716862226
me eat christmas cake

Fart fart haha poop

Wow this date sucks

Why are you running?

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the ass was fat

>>716862226
Eat all the eggs!

I prefer feminine cocks

>>716862226
i am a newfag

Okay, but no sex.

Whore of mystery Babylon.

>>716864162
kek

>>716862226
why not use them>?

Someone should say all of this and see if she laughs so hard shell give him succ

>>716867585
kek

>>716862226
how much for sucky?

waiting for the one

>>716862226

Do you like muslims ?

This isn't a date.

I really like Bush

>>716862226
My dick is small.

favorite hobby is rape

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check 'em, fucken normie

It won't suck itself.

Love. Better than sex.

>>716862226
Im a reverse trap

Tits or GTFO bitch.

mom, stop sucking it.

Do you like MLP

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ruined

we're only second cousins!

I don't respect cleavage.

Pay for my life

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I'm not THAT contagious

aids isnt terminal anymore

>>716868849
topkek

my sister fucks better

>>716862226
Fight me you cunt

>>716867139
this desu

She was 12 then.

>>716862226
I don't eat ass

Your parents paid me

I watch asian cartoons

>>716862226

These threads are always a bunch of faggots posting 4chan references.

"Haha so fukkking funny 4chan references that can be seen in nearly every other active thread at the moment
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahhahahahahahaha"

>>716862226
Hello do you want

And jut don't finish you sentence
Any of them

i have two dads

I often eat children.

I love stinky feet!

>>716869039
faggot

>>716869045
Would pay to see.

>>716869039
faggot

>>716862226
I screwed your sister.

>>716869134

Faggot

>>716869219
faggot

>>716862226
I have small dick

>>716862226
God damn, your face!

They were all hookers

>>716869211
That usually makes them want you more

>>716862226

Your forehead is huge.

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>>716862226
i go in dry

My father loves you

no no daddy no

I rape children daily.

>>716862226
"I Fucked Your Mom"

Will you accept Christ?

>>716862617

that wouldn't end the date, most girl would love to keep you as their cuck.

>>716862226
You're about to die

>>716869777

holy kek trips checked

When will it stop?

>>716862226
check
check
check
check
check
use
check

how did I do

Fuck you dumb bitch

Is your hair flammable?

Your jacket is fabulous

wanna taste my piss?

>>716862226
I cum too fast

Give me your porn

>>716862226
You have a dick?

I watch animal porn
I am into traps
I have small dick
I have no money
I dont have car
I live under bridge

have you naked pics.

>>716862226

Do You Free Bleed?

>>716862226

is your mom fat?

You are paying, right?

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>>716864335
Maximum kek

>inb4 saved the thumbnail

>>716871281
Damn right I am.

>>716862226
Wanna split the bill?

>>716871383
You're such a bitch.

mom said suck it

Do you like metal?
>she speaks about some band of another genre instead ... aaand it's over (it should be!)

Check out my herpes.

Parsley, sage, rosemary, thyme.

Can I go now?

your tits are disappointing

NOT MY ASS, DAD!

Worst first date ever.

>>716862226
Ummm sorry dude ah

i already jacked off

I couldn't hold it :(

I need something different.

>>716862226
This is a date?

I opposed Stalins regime

You wannasee myrape face

Quit screaming you cunt.

My ex was black

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>>716862827
What if she is a furry? That just got you layed

>>716862226
Use bing? A FUCKING BING?! Literally the worst fucking search engine to ever exist?!

>>716862226
>>716862617
milhouse is a meme

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Your soul is mine.

Watched you sleeping before

Reply to this postoryourmotherwilldieinhersleep.

Stay in the friendzone.

Adolf did nothing wrong.

cant stump the trump

How do you count to four?

>>716872184
Fag

>>716872262
(you)

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Jerry Seinfeld, my waifu

I believe in gangbang

Fuck your shit, bitch.

I'm a full-on rapist

Change your facebook password

I am a philanthropist.

I don't deserve this.
>true story

I enjoy torturing animals

>>716862226
First dinner, second rape

I need your kidney

I still own slaves

>>716862381
fpbp

I'm dying over here.

Do you want kids

>>716872650
Yes you do if you want to! The others are also just cooking with water. Trust in yourself!

I love you

>>716862226

I have aids. Hedgehog

So what's your fetish?

Your thoughts on marriage?

I am desperate. Help!

Just shit my pants.

The aliens are coming!

Where's the trigger, Joker?