Ok bitches, it's that time of the day again. I give you

Mexicans shit everywhere in their area, especially the beach

>>716859692
Jews try to sell mountains to the Mexicans

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the jews move to the mountains and poison the river

>>716859692
Canadians start to build death camps.

Mexicans start fighting with each other

>>716860051
this

Canadians run for the mountains and become invisible because of the snow

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Create a monotheistic religion based off of Yung lean

Niggers grow watermelons

>>716860247
Who's that?

Mehicans fuck without protection and begin to overpopulate

Canadians build a giant dick statue out of wood

>>716859692
An army of PC Liberals come in on boats to attack the jews.

>>716860423

Jews meet Arabs...therefore contained in their shitty small piece of earth

>>716860423
That's the start

Mexicans build temples

Canadians population declines as they begin to accept different genders

>>716859692
Canadians invite mexicans to breed their women

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>>716859692
Emperor Will Be Born

Vikings appear in the north

>>716859692
>>716860423
Good start OP.
>>Sage

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>>716860423
A small army of Liberals on boats try to attack the jews, but some miscalculation causes them to land on the wrong coast and wreck their ships in the process.
everyone is alive, but they are now stranded just like everyone else

The messiah that was promised to the Jews it born... as a Canadian.

This whole world gets destroyed and a new island appears. This new island is a picture of porn star Gauge with a cock up her ass.

Faggots begin decending towards jews via the river in dick shaped boats from Canada

>>716860892
This

>>716860841
OP here, forgot to say, next roll is 60-69

>>716860841
Jews (obviously) open gold mine in mountain

>>716860938
Reroll

>>716860959
Dis

>>716860975
Roll

>>716860841
Liberals ragequit the libertarian movent, switch to nazis and attack the mexicans

>>716860959
Roll

>>716860959
Rolling

>>716860959
Roller coaster

>>716860385
Roll

Canadians build cock statue

>>716861022
Rolling

>>716860927
Yes

>>716860959
Rolling on this

Mexicans breed like crazy and populate the beach

>>716860741
Rool

>>716861166
dis one

>>716860927
Come on

>>716861166
Winrar

>>716860927
Hahs

>>716860959
This is so obvious

>>716861332
Yep

>>716860841
Canadians and Liberals meet, and team up to take over the mountains

>>716860952
You have a winner >>716861166

>>716861260
OP here this means the game stops here, do you guys want me to follow this roll?

also please, quote the original roll instead of quoting consecutive rerolls, makes it easier to track actions

>>716860959

No surprise there then.

>>716861260
Win

>>716861451
nah, dont count it

>>716861415
reroll

>>716860927
Please

>>716861451
fuck it
instead of that one, Canada builds lots of dick statues to worship

>>716861586
this

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>>716861166
The world keeps on going just like before, the situation is unchanged due to the low roll score.

waste of a turn.

next roll is 40-49

>>716860952
Godzilla appears off the south coast.

>>716861657
*meant to say low popular vote

>>716860959
THIS

>>716861657
The jews open up a gold mine

>>716861657
the jews develope aids, neuro disorders from cannibalism, and incestual gene degradation

>>716861657
Thanks OP,

I'm going with this >>716860927

>>716861657
A UFO appears, offering to take the mexicans back to their homeworld.

>>716861961
Reralling

Mexicans go for too much siesta and drown because asleep during high tide

jews die in holocaust

>>716860185
reroll

>>716861657
the jews explode because they have no money

>>716862054
reroll

>>716860423
The Liberals prepare to find, and eliminate the jews. It is their life goal, they will not stop unless either they or the jews die.

jeez OP you always choose rare numbers

also rolling for this >>716862054

Mexican salsa production results in a toxic acidic fog.

>>716862274
this

>>716862347
Ayyyyeo

>>716862347
winrar

>>716862274
Rerolling this, please do.

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>>716862347

The mexicans decide to start taking care of the survival business by preparing some genuine mexican salsa.
However, their bowels seem to dislike the local ingredients and this causes a massive acidic farting spree.

The Mexican starting area is now covered in thick, acidic, taco-coloured fog.
The mexicans are immune to the effect, but everyone else would be in serious danger, should they come in contact with such a destructive cloud of ass gas

NEXT ROLL: 00-09

>>716862834
candians, dick statue, NOW!!!
select all images that feel romantic

>>716862834
THE LIBERALS MUST DEFEAT THE JEWS
Rawr!

this >>716860927
and this >>716862274

>>716862834
Canadians make gay buttsex love to each other and the liberals

>>716863013
reroll

>>716862834
MOOT, the local god of the island, builds a house ontop of the tallest mountain

>>716863169
roll

>>716863013
again

>>716863169
rolling

>>716862834
Canadian rub sticks together,.make fire, and launch fire arrows into ass gas Mexican lands, blowing them up

>>716862274
this

>>716863169
rolling..

>>716863013
come ooooon

>>716862834
Wind blows the gas towards jewish settlements.

>>716863013
I secon-- third-- Okay, I just want this to pass.

>>716862834
The jews enslave the liberals

>>716863272
rerolllllll

>>716863359
Roll

>>716863013
reroll bby lets do dis

>>716863378
Roll

>>716860959
This!

>>716863378
THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS

>>716863435
Re roll

the jews, canadians, and Mexicans all team up and kill the liberals

>>716863013
pls hiroshima give me the rare numbers

>>716863169
ROLLINGA

>>716863467
Rolleroo

>>716863481
I allow this

>>716863504
WINRAR

>>716863504
shit winrar 2bh

>>716863504
oh fug!!!

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>>716863504
winnrar

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bump

>>716862834
The Liberals will never stop hunting jews. Regardless of how many of you weaklings would rather side with the canadians or mexicans, the jews will die. This is fact. OP will fight back, but it will happen.

down with the jews! Liberal x Jew Genocide is inevitable!

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>>716863504
An unknown entity appears out of nowhere and heads to the highest mountains to build himself a nice house.
However, this entity doesn't seem to be very bright and builds his house on the tallest tree instead, it's still a nice house though.

The people call him MOOT

next roll is 30-39

>>716862834
Some Liberals defect to making artificial Islands at the Gulf of Spicksico. And become the People Republic of Gays. Orgies are held.

>>716863013
this again

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The Jews migrate to Moot's house because some Theodor Herzl told them so. They proceed calling it their nation.

>>716864038
>The Jews migrate to Moot's house because some Theodor Herzl told them so. They proceed calling it their nation.
Winrar?

>>716863946
Some Jews see MOOT as their Messiah. Religious civil war ensues.

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>>716864038
FUCK

>>716864038
well this was quick

>>716864038
R.I.P Our hopes and dreams. At least now Liberals will have an easier target?

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>>716863954
Pic Related. Dildo Islands
>>716863946

The Canadians hold a hockey tournament and invite all the other nations. Due to their love of 80's movies (and a crippling gambling addiction), their entire nation is at stake.

Jews go gold mining and cross breed with subterranean lizard folk, while the Canadians try to tame a herd of water moose for the battle ahead

>>716864211
Re roll

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>>716864038
The jews are enchanted by the new entity and his money-saving skills, they start having visions of Theodor Herzl, suggesting them to join MOOT at his place and establish themselves there.
They start calling the place NEW PALESTINE.

Rumors say the ghost of Herzl makes random appearances above the forest

next roll 90-99

>>716864550
>>716864211
Zog roll

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>>716864590
>>716864581
Shit.

>>716864590
damn we are in fucking cruise control here

>>716864590
Literally first response is winrar? WAT IS DIS

>>716864590
>0
The island actually becomes part of the continent

>>716864581
Canucks develops nuke mooses

>>716860959
Please

Liberals run out of food, starting eating down the closest forest.

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>>716864590
A small group of liberals decide to express their true love elsewhere and head straight for the nicest beach to reach the middle of the gulf and build themselves a nice fucking island where they can held orgies and disregard biological genders.

unfortunately, everything goes wrong during the journey:
a few of them die from the acidic cloud still permeating the gulf area, some of them get lost in the mountains, while the few that manage to reach the sea without dying, only end up with a bunch of rafts and a lot of disappointment.

The mexicans watch in amusement.
The rest of the original group of liberals can't decide what to do
The jews keep on having visions of Theodore
The canadians literally did nothing since we started
Liberals are now split in three groups

NEXT ROLL: 80-89

Jews hire some Arab mercenaries to attack the Mexicans, but plan to short them on their payment

>>716865353
Get the Gay Club into full speed ahead, and make Dildo Island.

Canadians reveal that they have spent the match developing their ultimate weapon:
THE ATOMIC MOOSE

They use it to attack the Mexicans without fear of ass gas

>>716865353
Liberals are rallied together by Adolfina Hitler and kill off the jews

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>>716865487
winrar

>>716865487
whoa this thread is going full speed now

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>>716865487
DILDO ISLAND HAS BEEN MADE. GET THE BBC PARTY STARTED

>>716865353
Canadians start learning and building schools and universities giving them a +1 to all successful future rolls

>>716865605
Easy there, canadian

>>716865674
Aw

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>>716865555
checked

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bump

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>>716865487
The liberals stranded on rafts regain some hope, nothing can stop their dreams of a private island with public healthcare and day-long orgies.

Armed with willpower and impressive craftsmanship, they manage to build a buttplug-shaped island that they will call DILDO ISLAND to make people confused.

orgies are held, everyone is happy on dildo island, too bad there is only a fraction of the people that were supposed to see this dream become reality.

Mexicans watch in disbelief, also their acidic cloud is starting to dissolve.

A few liberals are still stranded in the mountains, everyone else just stands there

NEXT ROLL 20-29

>>716866510
OP here, I'm taking a 10 minute break, keep this bumped in case we have a lightning fast winner like the last ones, I'll be back

>>716866510
The Jews catch wind of the gay liberals and attempt to weaponize the taco ass gas to combat it.

>>716866510
Canadians start gold panning in the river.

>>716866510
Canadians create catgirls

>>716866510
Get our faggots back to Dildo Island

>>716866773
bump

>>716866773
bumping

>>716866801
RR

>>716866825
winrar

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>>716866825
>>716866826
POSTED AT SAME TIME
WHAT DO?

>>716865501
reroll

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>>716866876
wait 10 mins for OP to come back

>>716866876
FIRST TO GET 3 VOTES WINS

>>716867141
Voting for Saving Private Homo

>>716867141
CATGIRLS

>>716867141
actually, this >>716866826 has been posted one second before this >>716866825
so that's the winner

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http://cheesespin.net/
more disturbing sites like this please

>>716867141
gay shit

>>716867141
Buttboys?

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BUMPING

Mexicans fuck uncontrollably without protection and begin to populate the whole world...no border can contain them

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>>716867403 (this guy is right)
>>716866826

The few liberals stranded in the mountain area manage to find their way to the sea, the acidic fog is almost gone so they have no troubles getting there.

Dildo island is now a bit more crowded, orgies are held to mourn the liberals fallen to the mexican diet

canadians are really starting to wonder what the fuck they are supposed to do

NEXT ROLL 50-59

>>716868096
Roll

>>716868178
Canadians decide to migrate back to Europe, and vacate the island

>>716868178
MOOT summons Adolphina Hitler to perform the 'Final Soloution' on the jews

>>716868307
roll

>>716868307
>>716868307
rolling

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Gawdzilla shows up and destroys buttplug island

>>716868307
rollo

>>716868178
>>716868178
Traps are somehow girls with penises. And make birth to a submissive Dom Army of Shota's for Dildo Island.

>>716868178

Mexicans decided that liberals are stealing their jobs and land, so they build huge fuckin wall around Dildo Island. Noone comes in, noone comes out

>>716868448
YES!

>>716863013
THIS GODDAMNIT

>>716868458
winrar

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>>716868458
winrar?

>>716868448
Come on!

>>716868178
Canadians invade jews and moot and take the house and all the gold

>>716868458

Total annihilation in progress

>>716859865
That would be the indians tho. I am mexican and i can confirm we are very clean, even more than americans.

>>716859865
We may be poor but never unclean.

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bump

The Canadians apologise for not doing anything

>>716868055
Thx anon for this story this is beautiful

>>716869155
sequal is here>>716868912

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>>716868458
In an unfortunate turn of events, the entity known as MOOT doesn't seem to like his new neighbours and summons the powerful Adolphina Hitler to take care of the Jews.

MOOT's house immediately turns into a huge "shower", lethal gas is being released above New Palestine, Theodore Herzl is weeping.
the Jews only have a few minutes before being "cleansed", they need to act quick if they want to save themselves!!!!

NEXT ROLL 10-19

>>716869330
They make a desperate attempt to summon the mexicans for help because they seem to be immune to gas

Jews enact Project Good Goy, summoning W.T. Snacks to kill m00t and dismantle the gas chambers

>>716869330
Canadians help kill the remaining jews, thus their enemies win

>>716868912
Oh fuck :'* this is so wow im litteraly crying ( not like a pussy more like a faggot )

>>716869511
and showers...damn i missed that one

>>716869267
I know Thank you so much

>>716869511
jesus that was quick

>>716869330
Build Great wall of tolerant Qurans 2 miles away on a concrete ring. Because if someone steps on them, the entire Island will kill the trespassers. And since we have decades of training for surprise Rape. we can hop over the Qurans, and not step on them.

>>716869330
Jews plant magic flowers that when in full bloom will give 4 of the best Jews supernatural powers that they can use to fight

>>716869516
winrar

>>716869511
winrar

>>716869511
>>716869516
OP should do both

Op fagot

op is kill :(

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bumping

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>>716869511 (damn we have some close rolls today)

The Jews ask the Mexicans for help in a last-ditch attempt at saving themselves.
The Mexicans' immunity to gas and showers seems perfect for this kind of emergency situations.

However, Mexicans stop midway there for some deserved siesta, the shade and comfiness provided by the forest is too much to resist.
Jews are mostly wiped out of the map, a very small group managed to escape in time, but they are all scattered and desperate. Moot's residence is now surrounded by a powerful cloud of deadly gas.

Canadians are really fucking bored

NEXT ROLL 30-39

>>716870598
Canadians create catgirls out of sheer boredome

>>716870700
bumping

>>716870700
bumperino

>>716870598
Canadians head for the mountains and become even more irrelevant because they can't be seen in snow

>>716870598
A woman of the name Kira Millard becomes Canada's queen and she is loved by all

>>716870598
Import BBC to Dildo Island. Where our traps (Females with feminine dicks,) can be impregnated for a submissive dom army of pale white shota's.

>>716870700
bump

>>716870920
reroll

>>716870920
rr2

>>716870920
rr3

>>716870920
rr4

We Canadians find a Dr Pepper foundation and are blessed with eternal happiness

>>716870598
Canadians reveal their true power level and ruthlessly hunt the kikes like that alien in the predator movies

original liberals panic and flee for dildo island

Canada spontaneously blows up and kills all who live there

Bamp

>>716871049
reroll

Canada grows a duck the Size of a whale

>>716870700
bumper

>>716871075
reroll

>>716870700
come on catgirls!
roll

Canadians build a Tim Hortons

>>716871304
rolling

>>716871304
fuck catgirls, rolling for this>>716871075

Canada closes our borders

>>716871333
FUCK

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>>716871333
Winrar and Checked

Canada sends word to the Eskimos that they need assistance. A precision polar bear strike is used to eliminate the last of the Jews, and mewt is killed in the crossfire

>>716871333
win

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>>716871333
Woo yay happy you won!
I know yuri is a boy but I love him so girl cats people must be cute as well

thank you, op. best thread on /b/

>>716870598
Canadians climb up the mountian and build a snow village to get away from the unbearable heat of "normal weather"

>>716870598
the island becomes a tranny

>>716872289
roll

>>716872289
>inb4 the island becomes a vehicle transmission

>>716872351
roll

>>716871333

Canadians are so bored they start creating new lifeforms. After a good deal of arguments to decide what to create, catgirls were chosen as winners, "Just like my japanese animes!" screams one of them, erections are widespread.

using the power of the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, they manage to create catgirls, except they bark, and instead of being girls they are actually middle aged male midgets.

Canadians are deeply disappointed

anyway, this brings the total facions to 5:
The few jews left are still scattered around the forest, Mexicans are still resting, half the liberals are still wondering what the fuck to do and the other half is having orgies while discussing civil rights and genderfluid ethics, ALSO A MISTERYOUS BLACK CLOUD OF SOMETHING APPROACHES FROM SOUTH EAST

NEXT ROLL: 20-29

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>>716872411
FUCK I FORGOT THE PIC

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op hasn't deliver ed in 10 min
dont you 404 on me

>>716872411
Accept the tolerant BLACKED cloud from the South-East. Since the trannies think it is Raining Black Men (Allahu Akbar)

>>716872411
Allah comes and brings judgement on the liberals for their sinful ways. A local Jinni is tasked with eliminating them

>>716872411
It's gigga nigga. We failed to defeat him in the last thread, he's at 45% health though so if they roll quints or 5 trips they would kill him

>>716872661
Reroll

>>716872484
>>716872411
Canada creates a giant ginger robot and vacuums up that cloud

>>716872666
Satan trips confirm

Dick you

>>716872484
serbs come and ruin everything

>>716872411
Mexicans contract Forrest slumber virus and sleep for 50 years, lost liberals become conservatives through many years of discussion, jews are hunted by Canadian midget catdogs

>>716872726
Wasted

>>716872661
RR

>>716872411
Canadians set the forests on fire

Canada makes a huge robot bee and flies the bee over to the cloud to check it out and run tests

>>716872726
winrar?

>>716872726
So... gigga nigga has been confirmed into existence by satan...

>>716872825
Winnar

>>716872666
OP here, should I do this?

>>716872411
the canadians, disappointed in their creations, make another attempt to create catgirls

>>716872825
Wins