>be me >flash cock to sister >fapped to her at night

Arson

Masturbated right next to some dude's sleeping girlfriend.

Mixed skittles with M&M's in a bowl.

>be me
>find out 15 y o sister stole money from dad's wallet
>winter time
>around 6:30 in the morning
>make her do naked snow angels in park near my home
>she reluctantly agrees
>she strips, lies down on her back and starts doing snow angels
>I take her clothes and run as fast as I can home
>hear her yelling at me in panic
>look back and see her running after me, and then she trips and falls over
>get in house and lock door
>she bangs the door in panic then runs for the back door
>I get there first and lock it
>tell her to dance for me before I let her in
>watch her do the most awkward dance I've ever seen through the window
>she's practically crying now, so I decide she's suffered enough and let her in
Lesson learned, don't steal money from your parents

Robbed some gyppo's caravan. Thought it was abandoned. Didn't get much.

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>>716855096
>i think she likes it

let my grandma get hit by a ram

>>716855096
Ive killed a lizard :(

>>716855096
posted some girl i fucked in colleges nudes all over the internet and pretended to be a bf or someone else each time

>>716856515
Intriguing, tell us more

stole $4,000 off parents credit card when i was addicted to opiates

I cummed into the urn that had my gradmothers ashes cause I am edgy as fuck

>>716855096
Drown young rabbits and fucking torturing them

fucking hell I completely forgot about this
I deserve hell

>>716856734
As well as frogs
I skinned them and planted nails into them
Oh my god ...

>>716856659
Fucking disgusting. Pay em back you junkie waste

>>716856884
already did, it was 9 years ago

>>716855096
You still do it?

>>716856398
nice copy pasta my guy

>>716856212
You fucking maniac

I got my GF hooked on heroin so she would never leave me, she has to give up her rosebud for a dime these days

>>716856212(You)
absolute madman

>>716855096
i have BPD, so sometimes i just lash out at people.

i got into a fistfight with dad, abused my mom and more of that fucked up shit. i am 21 now and i finally got my medication.

i'm afraid i lose my shit again, i lost it too much in my short lifetime

>>716857325
why would you want a gf who's addicted to heroin though. I'd rather be single

>>716857432
she is clueless to the world, I get plenty of strange but if I want something fucked up I know I can make her do it, like lick my taint

Fucked my gf mom, after the dad took his life

>>716857727
fair enough

>>716857873
not evil, moms need some lovin too.

>>716857727
what kind of girlfriend doesn't lick taint?

>>716858142
high maintence cunts wont do taint

>>716855096

some kid died at my high school and I gave his friends some pretty bad shit for a while. his friend was driving stoned and drunk, stoned and drunk.

https://youtu.be/e-li0FZVAJM

>>716858142
I don't think I want mine to lick my taint?

>>716855763

I jacked off in a hair salon once under the cape

I convinced three different women that i was three different men at the same time. They all claimed to love me, but i found myself growing more and more disinterested with each passing day. I broke it off with two by giving out their numbers .... I took nearly 4 years before coming clean with the third woman; they all hate me now, but i couldnt really give a damn.

>>716858442
>that vid
kek

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>>716855096
Evil nor good doesn't exist.

>>716857325
How is having a heroin addict for a GF? Honest question.

>>716855096
>>Killed half dozen newborn kittens
>>Won't fertile they're mother afterwards
>>Do it again with the new ones

No regret, it was a birth control

>>716858624

ikr haha

>>716856212
You fucking monster.

Killed and tortured my bullies.

A thousand times in my mind unfortunately but who knows maybe I'll truly snap one day.

I catfished my sister into sending me nudes on kik. Then I told her they'd been anonymously sent to me and blackmailed her into being my cum slut for a few months. Eventually she got a bf & it kinda just stopped.

>>716856439
Karma is a bitch even for Gippos

>>716855096
>find a /sci/ girl that excels in her studies, favored by professors and bound to have a bright future
>looks aren't too good but passable
>show some interest in her and she bites immediately, probably because no one ever approaches her
>get together within a month
>encourage her not to study, to 'learn to have fun'. throw in the meme "there's a whole world outside your theories, one that they are about!!"
>she bites yet again
>she gets more open, we have sex, she was a virgin as well
>her grades start decreasing since i insist on spending time together
>in the following months she loses the favor of professors since she misses some assignment and autism that that made them like her
>dump her
>she fails the year

>>716855096
I did wetwork for a couple of years a decade ago.

>>716856734
>i completely forgot
Kek

>>716856212
>>716857266
>>716857345
>>716858839
cringe and cancer

>be me
>go to orphanage with dad to adopt a new pet
>choose the black dog
>one month of usage and it steals and hides the cottons it picks
>try to return it
>no return policy
>throw it in our pets graveyard
>tell dad that it picked the cotton but i used to burn it as a prank
>dad gets mad because money got wasted
I really like my dad, didn't mean to make him mad or waste his money.

i used to choke my cat out when ever he annoyed me, strangled him until he lost consciousness, but back then i was on a whole train of drugs and couldn't feel anything

>>716859028
i hate humanity because of people like you

>lots of illegals live near me
>see one walking though the woods behind my house often
>early 20's and cute for a beaner
>wait in woods one day
>jump her ass and beat the fuck out of her
>my heart beating a million miles and hour
>strip her naked and shove my fingers in her
>she just lays there sobbing and bleeding
>take her clothes with me and stuff them under a log
>never see her in the woods again

Fucked my girlfriend while lying next to my 14ish sister and her friend while they slept. We were sharing a room on family vacation. I was 19ish, my GF 23ish. Nothing to do with incest stuff... I was horny, girlfriend was there, sister and friend were asleep. Fucked, blew load, went back to sleep. GF was much less comfortable with it but I kinda forced my way in, hence the evil. We're married now so it's all good.

>>716858934
what's wrong with you

>>716858888

>Quads

So, basically, this really happened apparently.

>>716855096
>Skull fuck a drunken girl (relative)
>next day she wakes up
>i sex toy hard
>she thinks someone raped, no tells no evidence, acts weird all time
>no talk to me, no talk to her
>i say nothing
Today i still believe she knows who was, has no evidence to prove hard sex

Molest the neighbors cat.
Amazing how stretchy their assholes are.
I'm still doing it btw.

>>716858934
>fucking
>legend

>>716855096
I exploited millions of children by setting up countless honeypots in order to entrap otherwise law abiding citizens, ensuring that the largely privatized prison system and the public's fear of the boogeyman remain in tact.

Love,
Your friendly neighborhood intelligence agencies

>>716859181
sure you are

>>716859149

sounds all good. cool story

>>716858683
so they both exist?

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>>716858934 (You)
>madman

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>>716855096
I live on the 9th floor of an apartment building from where I have an amazing unobstructed view of the city in which I live. I own a Parrot bebop 2 drone that I’ve outfitted with a basked using a plastic cup I cut in half, and a remote controlled release system, using parts of an old RC toy car. Though the drone is controlled by my smart-phone, I need to pull a small lever on the car’s RC controller to release the basket. At first I’ve intended to put tomato, dog shit, puke, paint in the basket and drop it on people but all of these were just too simple. I needed more edge. So what I did was, I went to my grandpa’s place and while he was drunk, doing something in the back yard, I snuck into his duck pen and took a whole bunch of eggs from under the ducks. The difference is between these eggs and eggs you can buy in the shop is that the duckling is already inside the egg with a throbbing heart and when the egg breaks it starts gasping for air. Of course they are not yet developed enough to live so they die in minutes but their reflexes still makes them do some movements. In the next couple of days I went to sleep happily knowing that I’ve caused a nightmare of a lifetime to small children and elderly women when I dropped the eggs atop of them, having them find a small, virtually formless, pulsating, creature when they tried to clean the rest of the goo of the egg.

>>716859087
i never killed him though, he is still alive and never touch him these days

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>>716855096

> Survey the area while driving home from work every day.
> Never stop. Never stare. But always be learning her routine. Find out when the bus picks her up and drops her off.
> Find local phone boxes in the area.
> Start beige boxing them late at night/early in the morning when nobody is awake, to find out which line matches the number found in the white pages that matches her address.
> Consistently beige box that number at that box to learn family's plans.
> Find out when she will be home by herself.
> Since it's rural area, neighbors too far away to see/notice anything.
> Knock on door with clipboard and pen and fake census worker id.
> Shoddy fabrication, but good enough to fool a 10yo.
> Ask to speak to her parents. She should know better than to say they aren't home, but she's ten. Stay outside, calm, patient.
> Say, "That's okay. Can you call them for me?"
> She goes inside. She comes back. Funny... The phone doesn't seem to be working.

> Well how 'bout that! Bridged terminals on the phone box down the road saw to that.
> "May I come in? I would like to ask you some questions."
> Friendly. Polite. Clearly if any harm had been meant, would have only had to force way in as soon as she said parents weren't home.
> Be welcomed inside.
> Ask mundane questions about size of family, parents' jobs, school.
> Dad's working on a fix for y2k? How cool!
> Ask about likes, etc. Oh, she has an n64? Has that superman game but doesn't really like it. Ah, too bad.
> Wants a dog, but parents say no? Sorry to hear that.
> "You know, I live just down the road and my dog just had puppies last week. My wife wants to give them away. I know your parents said you can't have one, but would you like to see mine before they are gone?"
> Her face lights up. Of course she would!
> Trust has been gained.

>>716858934
beautiful

>>716859369
as if that justifies choking an innocent animal?

>>716858888
Post sister's nudes

>>716856212
What the fuck man...

>>716859441

> She gets in the car willingly.
> Drive away.
> It isn't until the car pulls into the "driveway" that she seems confused, suspicious.
> It's actually just a fire trail in the backwoods. She was so busy bobbing her head in tune to N'Sync on Q94 that she didn't get suspicious until it was too late.
> Now comes the knockout punch.
> Her lip is bleeding and she's already unconscious.

> You know what comes next. The brand new expensive digital camcorder will preserve this memory for years to come.
> Her soft pink nipples. Her hairless bug.
> Plow her virgin girlhood. Get it all on tape.
> When she starts to wake, another fist to the face. Finally when finished, just squeeze her little throat until she stops breathing.
> Her breath and heart still and silent, the thrill and adrenaline clouding all else, take a deep breath and calm down. Allow heart rate to slow.

> Drive to the abandoned house. Nobody is around. Prince George county is pretty isolated. The old well is uncovered. Just drop her in.

> No mess. No body to be found.

> A little blood from her girlhood on the blanket and plastic sheet. Those go with her.

> A little blood on the knuckles and the passenger seat.
> Can't take any chances.
> A month later the car is "stolen" and found burned up a few miles away. (Walking home at 3AM is no fun.)
> Didn't want to wait so long, but any sooner while missing girl is on police's radar seems a little too risky.

> A few years later, they tear down that house. They build a storage shed there. The well gets a big blue plastic cap on it.

> This was over a decade and a half ago.
> To this day, nobody knows.

> Except /b/

> Nobody will believe it. Nobody will even try to find out anything else.

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>>716859273

I am, here's a pic of one of them sleeping in my outside garage. She likes it because she keeps coming back and let's me do things, she don't give a shit.

>>716859240
Oh yeah and after this was all beginning to gain traction in the mass media, I threw in the Comet Ping Pong scandal, called it pizzagate and let my own work fall through the cracks of the public's ADD.

Did the same thing for the Bureau of Land Management with Black Lives Matter.

>>716859125
which hole did you stick them in?

>>716858721
it is actually pretty interesting , you can play her like a yo-yo, when she is on a dose she can be almost normal(to a normie) when she starts jonesing she becomes this hungry animal that will do and go anywhere to get her next fix, I bet I could whore her out at a mens club for 20$ blow jobs when she is needy

lost virginity to cousin at 11, her pussy was nice but was confusing for us afterward
>watching porn corrupted me, would fuck the couch too at like 10

killed a neighbors cat with a brick and threw it back into their yard
>it ran into my house when I was taking the trash out back, hid in the bathtub and shit in it enraging me

stole 5000 dollars worth of collectible cards from moms boyfriend
>his kids were stealing my shit, I told him and he didn't do fuck all, after a while I got tired of losing all my valuable cards so I said fuck it, stole a bunch of his, put them in backpack and took them to school and sold them for dirt cheap

all this shit I did as a kid

>>716859486
well in my defense the little shit was annoying as hell

>>716856576
YOU BITCH

>>716859087
Go fuck yourself, cat fucker.

>>716859513
Dissapointing af, you suck. Missed a golden opportunity to make someone think they were going to get raped and troll them insanely hard. Loser

>>716858862
Actually do it pussy

>>716859586
how old were you when you fucked your cousin

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>>716859343
YOU SIR GET ALL OF MY NOPE

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>>716858476
I done that shit too mane

>>716859087
fuck you asshole, dont lump the rest of us in with people like taht. you suck, asshole

>>716859513
bullshit

>>716855096

spread nudes of a classmate that did nothing wrong to me and was in general a sweet ok girl just because I thought she was hot and the other dudes that knew her deserved fapping to her/it'd be worth her hurt feelings

>>716855096
>be me
>be at work
>trying to make copies at copier
>walk away from K22 paper jam

When I was younger and lived with my parents, I used to lift a lot. I was big, my father and mother were both small. I used my size and strength to force them to get me what I want. I beat my mother in front of my father and he used to come to try and stop me, after many attempts, he gave up, he decided to watch and cry. I left them and now they are both broke, I don't keep any contact to them. I still get cards from them on birthday and every christmas. "Love mom and dad"

>>716859652
>lost virginity to cousin at 11
Hm, I don't know? Fucking idiot.

>>716859749
Share

>>716859734

But of course! :3

>>716859749
You were right to do it.

>>716855096
age of you? age of sister?

>jacked off in friends houses
>jacked off at work
>jacked off in school bathroom stall
>jacked off in family members bathrooms

>fucked girlfriend in her recently dead dad's bed
>cum on a picture of her mother, one where she had nice cleavage
>fucked an ex after she had an abortion, she wasnt supposed to have sex for like 2 months, had sex with her a few days after in a hot tub, blew massive loads in her

>>716859833
To add to this: Now I understand when they say that parent's love is unconditional. Too bad that I cannot return such feelings. I wish I could.

>>716859833

You must be a sociopath or a psychopath.

>>716859839
take it easy, i haven't slept in 18 hours

Fucked girl without condom whilst knowingly having herpes and not informing her. Didn't have outbreak, was on meds.

>>716859513
cool story bro. it got me hard as fuck

>>716859911

Ohai Max. How are things?

>>716859652
she was 11 too

>>716859240
>>716859576
Then I flooded this thread with bullshit so that it would be overlooked.
>canttouchthisdadadada

>>716859942

+1, i'm gunning that they're a psychopath

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>>716859850
k. by the time she knew practically every dude at class had them so

>>716859343
Amazing

snatched 14 gig torrent
didn't let my ratio get over 0.01 on that one

>>716859833
>Things that never happened

>>716859833
Jesus that's just...sad. kys you waste of flesh

>>716860072
what a pathetic piece of shit human

hitler would be proud leeching scumbag

>>716860000
checked

>>716855096

I wrote the Mary-Ann Rialeb copypasta.

>>716860059
Not bad. Dump?

>>716859087
Likewise lil babby

>>716855096
I jacked off to the thought of my best friend in highschool
I still feel bad about it

>>716855096
I run a large sports club. I become friends with the guys in the club and seduce their wives/gf. I've slept with 5 of them so far. Working on 2 right now. I can't get off any other way now. Don't be like me.

dld a movie, set upload to 2/kbs, never seed

>>716860121
Hitler had everyone who couldn't seed regularly and efficiently euthanized you know?

>>716860158
you say babby as well? i thought i was the only one!!!!

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>>716859850
k, most of it is seminudes or stuff that's just enough fap material but yeah way more than what she shows normally. could make a imgur gallery or whatevs

>>716860178
can I have your money when one of their bf/husbandos murder you in a fit of rage?

>>716858862
"Enough is enough! I've had it with these motherfucking bullies in this motherfucking school, everybody hide under a desk, gonna shoot up the school." - Anon 2016

i poured the milk in the bowl before the cereal.

i used to let flies eat out my asshole

>>716859833
You should make amends. For your sake and theirs. My brother did something very similar to my parents and he's in his 30s now and has alot of health problems and needs alot of help.

>>716855096
Fucked my dads wife
>inb4 not my mom

>>716860292
>imgur gallery

Please do

>>716860086
I don't think so. I like to live a quiet, peaceful life.

when i was 17 i told a 12 year old to kill herself

>>716858862
Why not just kill your bullies? You wanna know why? 'Cause I have a guess. It's because you got no guts!

>>716860426
i got that one anon

used to kick an asian kids ass in front of his sister

told her if she let me fuck her I'd quit kicking her gook brothers ass

so I banged her, and that was that

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>>716855096

this one time I drove above the posted speed limit

>>716855096
I once smoked a cigarette inside a concert venue.

>be me a wild child
>live in edge of twon
>lots of creatures around
>have tons of bottle rockets
>catch lots of lizards in field
>tie bottle rockets to lizards
>light fuse
>lizards runs fast, then faster when booster kicks in
>lizards blows the fuck up with bottle rocket goes off..
>how i spend my summer vaca!

>>716860558
>being this young

>>716860529
only 8:30 am and i've already kekd

>>716860418
how u even manage to contact her?

>>716859580
the stab wound of course

>Took pics/videos of 15yo guy friends in their underwear/naked in the locker room on several occasions. Continue jacking off to them quite often.

>ocassionally masturbate to underage jailbait boys

Can't think of anything else.

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>>716860393
uploading

Me and my friends accidentally derailed a train when I was in middle school. Well not accidentally, we put huge ass pieces of wood on the tracks, but didn't think that would happen. It was pretty fucked up, but no one got hurt.

>>716859513
Nice pasta bro

>>716860529
age?

burned a lot of bugs with a magnifying glass

threw a rabbit in our back yard pool, but didn't realize they can't swim.. so it drowned

>>716860654
did they know you were taking pics / recording them? if so, were they ok with it?

>>716860668
she was 13, I was 17

I fingered my little brother's ass every time we showered (we had to save water) and I eventually started using him as a sexual experimenting toy.

>>716858683
Double negative there...

>>716860723
no way it was my little secret during every PE class in the locker rooms

>>716860000
Your quads got me hard

>>716855096
Not seeded torrents for the last 10 years.

>>716860501
Oh Anon, you might just be my new best friend.

>be me
>18 years autism
>no friend speak to cute neighbour
>she kitty but shy
>call phone a day saturday
>no belief
>"hello anon want shopping you"
>A
>me scared fart cloth from my girl hot
>yes
>go
>greet then go to box center
>no talk
>she look cloth inside
>then touch my chick nowhere
>rock oh no
>grab tight
>(calm is good no marshmallow)
>i scare take she hand from hard noose
>"i love, no"
>i no want this now
>she cry like chewbacca black man
>scale away
>alone in cloth box
>see fart cloth again never other

used to download tons of porn onto usb's from school library (using proxy+loophole in browser command line) and sell them to kids at school

made thousands of dollars, never got caught

in my junior year some fat fuck got caught looking at porn and was suspended from the school for a week and from the library for 2 years - he saw me looking at porn quite often

kek

>>716860912
great, now type it out in english

>>716860758
did u fuck her ass??

was that the only time fucking her? tbh i think she liked it too, because if she really didn't want to she could've just got her parents/cops

>>716859513
>Get it all on tape
>Can't take any chances

Bullshit detected.

>>716860008
stop stalking me anon

>>716860963
At least he didn't rat you out.

>>716857325
So how long until she fucks other guys without protection for the next hit? The danger of catching stuff she bring back home, without telling you, how do you deal with that?

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>>716860655
here
http://imgur.com/a/kAJBS

would appreciate feedback. will upload another one but some pics will be repeated from one gallery to the other

>>716861023
nah, in fact after dozens of chicks and such I've never fucked anyone in the ass

have like some kind of shit-phobia

>>716859967
DAMN 18 HOURS YOU ARE SUCH A BADASS!!!!!

>be me
>have sis
>sis very nice
>sis very good sized frontal bags and sitting sacs
>sis smell like the goat farm very good
>one day I bang the sis
>she say no
>i say yes
>i attack the sis, say sis can not spoke about my spurbs in her babbyroom
>sis do the OK
>live life happy afterwards
>fin

>>716856398
you didn't fuck her at least?

>>716861136
>after dozens of chicks
You literally mean baby chickens, don't you?

>>716860912
Fucking slav

>>716861136
wow, u srs?

you should try it some time, at least for the dominatrix-factor.

was that the only time fucking her?

fucked and publicly dated a 12 year old girl when i was 17

>regret
>feels bad man

>>716861103
Thanks

>>716860723
would you like a sneak peek

>>716861323
how did u managed to hook up with one in the first place?

>>716861086
I was skilled at not getting caught

and because of proxy the idiot IT guy couldn't ever monitor my computer

plus I knew his schedule so I knew when I mostly downloaded porn, which was when the school library was open at late hours, he definitely wasn't there

also, the exploit I used helped me put LAN games like Doom, Rise of the Triads, Duke Nukem, Starcraft, etc. on the LAN and we'd get dozens of people to play especially on the FPS games killing each other during class

they eventually found the games stored on the school's network and deleted them but either they didn't know it was me or didn't care

>>716859967
damnnnnn

>>716861365
was just morbid curiosity that i asked. i don't have any interest in seeing, thanks though

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>>716861103
>http://imgur.com/a/kAJBS
Someone on 4chan ACTUALLY DELIVERED?!

>>716860292
Any feet pics?

>>716861103
Thanks man, checking now

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>>716861338
second set http://imgur.com/a/5ERww

Called in an air strike on a village I was 80% sure didn't have any hostiles in it.

>>716861384
I'm not the anon you replied to, but in my case I bagged a bunch of chicks much younger than me because they lived in apartment complexes nearby so we'd see them often, and got to know their family

them inviting me to family stuff allowed me to bang a whole assortment of teenage bitches

>>716861384
started a conversation with her on fb, and it took off from there

>>716861103
This shits good. Is her name perchance Kristen?

>>716861550
nope. she's Spanish

>>716860666
Nice satanic trips

>>716860654
pics plox, that is super hot.

>>716861431
alrighty. well anyway, I'm 18 years old right now so I don't consider myself a major pervert or anything like that. I was the same age as the guys when I took the pictures.

>>716860692
you learn something new every day.

>>716861519
reminds me of bailey jay but without the penis

>>716861538
same here anon

I lived in an apartment complex as a teenager, I was doing my own laundry and some milf came up to do her laundry, I was nice to her, she grabbed my ass and I felt her titties

couldn't tell my mother though she'd have called the police

for some reason older chicks loved me

>>716861520
Fuck it Anon don't feel bad, sometimes you gotta nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

>>716859125
Being brown doesn't make one illegal you sorry fuck. Did you check her documents or did you just assume. Die in a fire.

>>716861539
that makes no sense.
did you know her beforehand? how did you know she even lived in your area?? see, im confused

>>716855096
Shot a cat that kept taking shits on my roof.
I left some catfood on there as bait then shot him through the torso.

I feel kinda bad about it, but at least there's no shit on my roof anymore.

>>716858683
yeah it does, just in a relative sense.

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>>716861243

>sis smell like the goat farm very good

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>>716855096
worst thing ever done?

>me 19 brother 16
>brother nailing shelf in grandpa's shop
>see 8 lb anvil above his head
>see it bouncing off of shelf 3 or 4 feet above his head
>don't say a word and watch
>it falls hits his head
>i sit there laffing hard
>brother lucky he didn't die
>loony toon moment

>>716861816
Here's the secret: he made it all up.

>>716855096
tough to say, blackmailing a girl for several years and posting her pics online?
maybe secretly videoing everyone who uses my bathroom?
slipping a roofie in a girls drink?
catfishing my niece?

>>716855096
took one of those free pens from a bank

>>716861103
>Lenin's girl.
Cute, and succulent feet too. Pity she's fucking retarded.

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>>716860771

Hot.

>>716861884
i would like to know about the niece catfishing one. age??

Grabbed a grill's tits while we were walking to and from school

>>716860655
>USRR flag on a wall

>>716860655
>>716860292
>>716860059
>>716859240
Guy says he traps pedos chickposted who looks young
>mfw the FBI knocks on your door

>>716861103
Hairy pits.
Dirty room and blankets.
Disgusting bathtub.
Bangs.
Hippy glasses.
Smoker.
2/10 tits
0/10 ass.

Jesus. Bet this hippy's pussy stinks as bad as the rest of her hygiene.

>>716861795
shut up pussy

>>716859343
Brilliant.

Accidentally started a fire during an event. There was tear gas present and it burned down the building with everyone inside, including some children.

My boss looked out for me, and we covered it up ok, but I feel fucking horrible and quit the job a year later ( had to wait so it wouldn't look suspicious ).

I mean, I didn't put the kids in that dangerous situation, but I still feel a bit responsible.

>>716859513
Time waster spotted

>>716856659
How

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> have fwb
> start fucking other girl
> fwb doesn't care
> other girl hates fwb
> new girl starts saying dumb shit
> disrespectful entitled bs pouring from new girl
> problemsolver.mpg
> fuck fwb after work
> meet other girl and fuck her with dirty cock from girl she hates
> tell her about earlier after cumming in her mouth and being sucked clean
> breakup with girl 100% effective
> fwb lol's while blowing me a couple weeks later when I tell story

I hate disrespectful bitches.. and I'm a cold asshole if you cross me.
Enjoy your emotional scars new girl.

Pic unrelated.. Just seasonal.

>>716861095
Graaaaahhhhh stop using logic and making sense!

>>716862179
bait

>>716857727
you'll wake up with shit missing sooner or later

>>716860392
Story?

> be me
> living i Europe
> find details on random school principal in the US
> pretend to be him on 4chan and trading candid nudes from girls locker room
> giving enough info that he can be found with enough digging and some luck
> fag finds him and tells police
> 2 days later he is not on the schools website

>>716861960
>>716862068
She straight up says she's not fucking any dude that isn't a communist. I'm not the lucky guy to find out personally but apparently she makes out with you and sucks your dick after a few hours talking in commie jargon if you're attractive, pretty much agree with her and make the first move.

>>716857345
kek
>{You)

>>716859240
>Arrest people for looking at pictures

Get on my level faggot.

love, US Congress

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>>716861649
Here. Can't post dick pics for obvious reasons

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>>716862368

>>716862005
Two of them actually.

One was 11 when I started, the other 14. I've taken it real slow with both, they both think I'm a good friend who goes to a different school. Some flirty talk led to some steamy chat sessions, which should surprise me, but didn't. Don't want to say more for fear of being banned.

>>716861795
illegal detected

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>>716862399

>>716858888
So many of the same number in a row; must be true

I threw a rock at a goose.

>>716862434
>inevitable 404
was fun shitposting with ya'll

>>716862345
I'd give her some good ol' fashioned libertarian rape.

>>716857325
i thought about doing the same to my wife, getting her hooked on coke so I can exploit her for any kind of sex I want.

>>716862306
It's a long story \b\ro and I've been drinking

>>716861795
wait, of all the things that are just in this thread not counting the rest of 4chan, this is what bothers you? This is what makes you post in anger? wow, ur gay.

Made ex-gf get abortion when she wanted to keep the baby. So i killed my own offspring

>>716862253
You sly evil bastard. I applaud you.

>>716856212
the absolute maniac

>>716862318
liar

>>716862495
there is no nudity. calm your tits

>>716862434
Where do people still undress in school locker rooms?

>>716862520
>>716857325
i got mine hooked on h accidentally. one of the shittiest things I've ever done to someone.

>>716859636
Was expecting something like

>tell her I'll bring puppies by in a week
>never come back

>>716862368
yes you can. there is no evidence whatsoever to say these are CP. Anything said here is just here-say and holds no weight.

>>716862273
Hey I'm all for getting sluts drugs to bang them, those you can ditch and start with a new one. Bad idea for Gf when you plan to stay with her.

>>716859513
Pg county? Which state?

>>716859173
Refugee spotted

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>>716861103

>>716855096
>me 24
>hang with friends, do meth, play d and d for days
>friend had a girlfriend that would run the games.
>she didn't do drugs at all
>she always kill us all off except her boyfriend
>the rest of us decided to get her hooked on meth
>it worked, it fucked up her life
>she was even worst on meth the sober
>thinks she dead now

>>716856212
Such a bad ass you're

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>>716860912
what the fuck did i just read?

>>716861103
How old was she anon?

>be me, have a gf
>not really love her, not even a single bit
>decided to stay with her anyway, her pussy was good
>i was actually in love with someone else, like madly in love
>time flew by, first month with her
>told her i wanted an e-cig
>she gave it to me without hesitation
>i didn't gave her shit
>i didn't talked to her in the next week
>she was worried as fuck
>keep not talking to her at all
>she calls me and in tears asks me if i'm going to break up with her
>i said don't worry babe, not at all
>another two weeks without speaking
>told her we needed to talk
>arrange a meeting, we both arrive
>told her without a single fuck given that i really didn't love her
>that i was with her to forget the other one
>that all this time all i did was using her for sex
>stud up and leave
>didn't look back
>but i could hear her crying in the distance
> that day was a good day

tl;dr don't be with a girl you don't love

>>716855096
Nutted in my cousin's panties on two separate occasions. She was 15ish, me 25ish. Me about 200lbs her about 90lb. Put my dick right gusset of her tiny panties. Blew a gnarly load.

Nutted in my wife's cousin's panties... the day after our wedding... after I had saved up my load for a week. (No fuck-time after wedding unfortunately - and we'd been together for 8 years already, so no mystery there any - made up for it by fucking her on the balcony of the hotel on our honeymoon). Her cousin is half black with a really nice ass. Needless to say I obliterated those panties.

So not really evil, just standard 4chan purvy.

>>716862981
Who the hell ends a declarative sentence with the contraction "you're"?

>>716861103
+1 internet

> be me
> be like 9
> parents drags me to holiday in Israel
> boring as shit - crappy museums and stuff, no fun
> in a crowded street I put my right arm into the air and yell Heil Hitler
> hell.mpg

>>716863106
who ever the fuck wants to.

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>>716862754
enjoy this other skinny white boy instead

>>716863255

>>716863220
huh?

>>716863254
MY YOUS WHERE ARE THEY REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>716859125
kek, i hate women

>>716862714
Well, when I thought about it, finances are tough enough as it is. Getting her hooked on coke wouldn't due, unless I could pimp her out to cover the costs. Then breaking her of her addiction would be tougher, its one of those things that's tough to go back from. So best not to do it to a woman you have kids with or plan to be with for a while.

>>716862963

kek'd

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>>716860912
What language is this?
Google translate won't recognize it.

Torturing insects over summer vacation when i was bored. I would burn them with a magnifying glass or slowly pull their limbs off 1 by 1.

>>716858862
Live stream it

>>716863409

let the sandniggers be sandniggers m8, they're fucking animals after all

>>716862118
>2/10 tits
>0/10 ass.
bet you enjoy fapping to chick with dicks every now and then

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>>716862613

I also fucked a girlfriends flirty little sister after we broke up.. Not because I was all that interested, but because it would REALLY piss off my new ex.
Nothing like fielding a phone call of "where's my sister?" while balls deep in said sister. May have caused a bit of bad blood between them. Kek

>>716855096
I went to Disney.com without asking for my parent's permission.

>>716863077
Youre sick in the head mate

>>716862420
i want to know about the 11 one. how "steamy" did it get? did u ever manage to cam? or get pics/vids?

>>716856730
Let me guess, its because she gave you shitty presents?

>>716862420
tbh bro people have admitted to murders/rapes on here and not gone banned because of the board's disclaimer:

>"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."

>>716863528
more details? how much does the big sister know about what you did? funny looks when you're all three together?

>>716863618

didn't you read prick? i'm edgy faggot, KYS XD FAG

>>716863528
age of younger sis?

>>716862005
The thing is, I've always known the 11 yo was sexually active. Whenever I visit she always does suggestive stuff. Catfishing started out as a way to see if I could find the truth. She's was much more knowledgeable and experienced than I thought. And yes, she's even admitted she's in to her uncle and her older sister.
>>716863609
Yes. See above.

>>716862963
>kills me on D&D
>i kill you in real life

>>716855096
When I was a kid my grandpa would take me fishing, whenever he gave me a minnow to put on a fishhook, I'd jam the hook through the minnow's eye.

I honestly don't know why I did that as a kid, I would make sure the minnow would see the hook, and watch it flip the fuck out in my hand as I rammed the hook through it's eye.

>>716862253
Serves her right. Good job, anon. Way to end a relationship in style.

>>716863515
Why if I think she has too small of tits and a nonexistent ass would I want to look at chicks with dicks? Dumbass.

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>>716863678

Don't know how much detail she found out. Did make a snide remark within earshot once that "choking being a turn on seems to run in the family" we don't speak anymore.

>>716863726

She was twenty-two, little sis was seventeen.

>>716863528
Kudos!

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>>716863995
>"choking being a turn on seems to run in the family"
10/10

tell me the little sister was good at bjs/you facefucked her too pls