Anon works for the FBI I went on 4chan long before I got my job

Post some evidence as proof of your statement

So, how long until Pizzagate explodes?

bait

>>716845802
Do you decrypt drives / data retrieval

>>716845802
Ok man ok

>>716845802
What ratio of this evidence is actually prosecuted/investigated?

>>716845802
Your only mission left in life, assuming you're not full of shit, is to enact the Cheese Pizza Fappening 2017

>>716845973
Well, I would assume (if not complete bullshit) that they don't leave the drives out and not secured somehow and attempt to wipe them. I mean I hope they don't because I think they should just get shot in the face, but they probably do.

>>716845802
Do you save any pictures for "private" investigation, and what would happen if you got caught doing that?

>>716845901
OP
No idea if it's even real
I've looked at the emails myself on my own time and it does look weird
No really my department

>>716845802
Do you prefer looking at boy or girl (if you had to choose) ?

>>716845802
Have you ever seen any tears in CP?

No, you haven't.

>>716846223
We copy the drives and put them in a faraday cage to prevent remote wiping
Everything is secure

>>716846094
I have no idea I don't go to court or run around spying on people I'm way too busy with the actual devices

>>716846544
That makes sense, I meant the people you take the drives from. Oh well if you aren't full of shit. You honestly have a way cooler job than I so good on ya.

>>716846476
Neither because I don't find it sexy
I'm more of a furry myself tbh

>>716846536
Yeah I've seen some really fucked up shit
Some of these people must be sociopaths

>>716846803
>Some of these people must be sociopaths

Pedos are sociopaths...

You don't say...

>>716845973
We do have a supercomputer than can decrypt certain things
But there are also less direct ways of finding evidence

>>716846914
I personally don't think one precludes the other
I think some pedos are just people with a problem in their brain and I feel bad for them but know what they do is wrong because it hurts a kid
But others aren't even human

>>716845802
what's the weirdest thing you've ever found as evidence, OP

>>716846914
aren't sociopaths just psychopaths who got their mental problems through traumatic experiences or something?

>>716845802
What do you do when the porn is on a 5.25 floppy?

>>716845802
Still a better job than being a Civilian Email Reader at the NSA. Only 67500 more to go.

>>716846343
No because I don't get off to that
If there was someone doing that they would get investigated too

>>716847170
I think it's an older term now socio. I read they classify most as "personality disorders" either way. super fucked off individual.

>>716847195
We can read anything, even broken shit
If it's something really unique (which I've never had to deal with) we can also order equipment

>>716847159
His own erection

>>716847170
you are stupid sir, google will help you

>>716847440
Right...not something I wanted to dedicate time to. I am wasting time now. It was my goal.

>>716847159
I don't know about weirdest, but I've found an unencrypted folder literally called "CP" on the desktop.
I thought that was funny as hell

>>716845802
So you Jerk off all day to crazy shit and afterwards you mark it. You made it op

>>716845802
How often do you find material where the victims are clearly enjoying it?

>>716847459
The thing about pedos online is that they share a lot of identical digital information between each other
Without getting too technical, some of this information is sort of like a fingerprint that can be used as evidence

>>716847530
How effective is the data recovery if a drive was wiped with the standard DoD (7 pass), if not Gutmann's 35 passes?

>>716847591
Never
These kids are with people they don't know and they're terrified
I've seen a few die and it really fucks with you

>>716845802
if i saved multiple videos of the 24 hour Nyan cat and labeled them as "child pornography" would somebody have to watch every last minute of every video?

>>716847970
Kek. This thread is bait but still bumping for interest.

>>716847970
comeon, be more original than that. rename the file to "cute little blonde girl gets destroyed by massive cock brutal".
plus, I'd use a 24 hour version of Trolololol - Eduard Khil

>>716847689
Nothing is 100% secure except a big fucking magnet

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>>716847970

>>716848136
but would somebody actually have to watch all that bullshit?

>>716848168
True, true, maybe a dozen of those neodymium puck magnets.
But I prefer plinking at it with some AR rounds.

>>716847970
We have all sorts of fancy equipment to find hidden data inside a item, so checking for anything other than a looped video wouldn't be hard.
I'd probably watch it anyway I love nyan cat

>>716848242
That's the funny thing, they are constantly battling and debating the thoughts of either;
"There's nothing on here, waste of time." or "I know there's at least a scrap of it in here!"

>>716848338
OP is a fag. I'm out.

>>716848279
You're better off passing it between two giant magnets, then grinding it to a fine powder and hiding it in several different places

>>716848338
What if you introduced random and severe video distortion

>>716848478
I suppose I would have to watch it

>>716848429
Or use that universal grinder that can eat cars, refrigerators, etc, then sell the scrap.

>>716845802
gjakajwaj

>>716845802
how often do you crack passwords, for example for encrypted folders

is there like an upper limit, so if it runs longer than a week you just stop it?

>>716848338
nope out..

>>716848168
Overwriting all sectors including the hidden ones is 100% secure. No recovery has ever been made from that.

>>716848545
Good job, you just added distribution to your charges

>>716848526
So, what were the job requirements to fill that position? Just have the know-how of basic computer usage and a strong stomach? (obviously background checks and what not)

>>716848648
before or after the feds raid you?

>>716845802
Where do you get the hardrives? Is it all from raids?

>>716848526
>watching 72 hours of rickroll/nyan cat
holy shit. if the FBI ever seizes my computer somebody is gonna be really mad

>>716848791
Or tunuk tunuk

>>716848791
it would have to actually be true random and not generated on anything that a computer could detect

>>716846929
what kind of things it decrypts dear anon?

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>>716848338
>Have thousands of suspect videos
>Every one of them have hidden data
>pic related, hidden data

>>716848783
Where else would they get them

>>716845802
Any way to ensure your computer won't ever get broken into by the FBI?

where do you get these hard drive from are they from raids or anonymous tip or something

>>716848950
Just bad encryption algorithms
There are some things that can't be cracked under normal time constraints

>>716849140
anonymous tips to raids, come on man, where else, ebay?.

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>>716849134
But seriously I would be more worried about the CIA or NSA
They seem to spy on everyone even normal people

>>716849140
Like I said I don't know where everything comes from
I just get the evidence not solve the crimes or prosecute people
No time for any of that

>>716849383
kek they won't find much on my computer, other than the common popular porn sites i visit every now and then... and /b/. Nothing else to spy at. Besides, wouldn't they have something more important to worry about other than that?

>>716849383
I'm worried about every government institution's spying, and corporations that report directly to the government like snitches *cough cough* Google

>>716849134
You could just not download illegal content.. i mean from what I've heard most pedos are attracted to legal girls too so how hard can it possibly be to just not? There's way cooler and fun crimes to commit that aren't as shameful or as easy to get caught doing

>>716845802
is it true you guys gave to monitor every board cause some r9k faggot went postal?

>>716849573
I know it's sort of orwellian but it's true that if you have nothing to hide you have nothing to worry about (as long as you don't piss off someone high in the food chain, because then you're fucked no matter what)
Hope it helps you sleep bro

>>716849134
encryption

Do they all have a lot of CP? I have just like a few pics and im spooked of a raid

Is loli considered evidence?
I argue all the time that loli is illegal in america and no one believes me

>>716845802
Send pics of your party van

>>716849881
Well, it has to be good enough so the feds wont' be able to decrypt it within a time constraint. Though I don't do shit that requires such activity, wouldn't know what to use.

>>716849860
Fuck that shit, I want my privacy and the government is going to have to rip it from my cold dead hands

>>716849783
I can neither confirm nor deny
jk I don't know. I know I don't do that, but someone else might
It wouldn't surprise me if they have bots monitoring a lot of the internet and have people look at suspicious communication, but that would probably have a lot more to do with terrorism too

>>716847344
Yeah, they don't tend to use the terms psychopath/sociopath or even schizophrenic as catch all diagnosis' anymore. It's just all part of the same feel bad rainbow.
I'm Brad Goodman.

>>716849904
reminds me of those bait threads that you get some guy claiming "anime/loli = child porn" and watch the nerds clash upon
>kek

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>>716849898
Kek If this isn't b8 just delete them and move on with your life. Why go to to prison over a couple images

>>716847591
>>Victims
>>Enjoying

Pick one

>>716850113
I guess ill take your advice, thank you

>>716850100
it's not bait. some places class that shit as CP

>>716850028
you already lost privacy the minute you signed up for internet service. plus your government has every single detail about your lifestyle, what you do, what clothes you're wearing, what food you usually buy. internet is really something. didn't even need to have an IT degree to figure that one out, because of how painfully blatant it is.

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>>716849783
>some/r9k/ fag went postal

Story pl0x?

>>716847086
There are pedos that don't go around fucking children obviously, but there are rapist pedos that just don't give a shit about the childs life.

>>716850100
Not bait. It's federally illegal to obtain or transport digitally. Basically you can only draw it yourself

>>716850295
it is bait depending on where you post, but that doesn't mean that it may not be illegal. it's funny as f though, especially when the mods reach their boiling points

>>716849904
It's gray and depends on the state and even the judge. Not my job to prosecute people.

>>716845802
Lost interest in the thread when he stated he pizza gate looks weird and he doesn't know if it's real LOL. Any bologna head who does mild research would know

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>>716849661
I like this response

>>716850526
But it IS your job to mark it as evidence. So do you?

>>716847530
10/10 security there. as we speak this dumbcunt is in prison getting his salad tossed

>>716849904
police/fbi don't give a shit about loli/shota aka cartoon CP. There is no actual child involved.

>>716850656
Can't you read? his job is to mark suspicious stuff as evidence. that's it. nothing else, next exibit.

>>716850656
In my state loli is considered CP so yes

>>716847806
>I've seen a few die and it really fucks with you

Might as well call them snuff vids, not CP.

>>716850779
Which state is that then? Not all states view the same.

hi sandnigger here
do u spy on us saudiz ? if so how can i watch cp without getting caught ? and if u catch me or raid me what is the punishment ?

>>716850685
That is mostly corrent depending on country. It's customs that makes a big deal out of it when a person tries to import physical anime media.

>>716850865
Not sure if bait, or just really unintelligent.

>>716845802
I'm glad you are taking care of these dumbasses, i'm going to have children someday and I want the best for them. You are making the world a better place.

>>716850685
it still indicates pedo desires regardless which is why some places don't tolerate it

>>716845802
Do you have kids? A partner? Ever have a tough time going home after what you've seen at work?

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>>716850926
this is what i have atm can i bring it to the us without getting caught ?

>>716850929
Just a bit of friendly advice, if you do have children, train them to not take shit from punk ass kids when they go to school. Nothing worse than seeing your own son/daughter that you worked hard raising, being depressed

>>716845802
Is there anything you do on 4chan that isn't related to cp.

>>716850685
Like I said it's a legal gray area and a complete clusterfuck tbh
As far as getting prosecuted it depends on the state, but I'm not a lawyer or anything

>>716851096
lol what? Is that even encrypted? Fuck little girls in your own country

>>716850484
inb4 i become an artist.

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>>716845802
Hey Bernd. How are the girls?

>>716845802
Wait so how do you determine if its pedo or legal?
>Dem european girls look 13 but are really 32

>>716851261
well, if you can read the descriptions in the tooltip, then you know it ain't encrypted.

>>716851122
I don't monitor 4chan, someone else might
I shitpost and talk about anime (read shitposting)

>>716851261
lol no we dont have laws on cp its considered normal porn u get the same punishment for that

>>716851334
rofl.. poor Esther, can't get the D after all them years.

>>716850345
no idea, just saw a gubment agent thread on pol, possible larper. apparently alot of atf guys are anons

>>716845802
Does it make you fucked up in the head seen all that cp all day ?
I mean when you have sex or go to sleep.

>>716851449
that's comical.. wonder how many of them ATF guys are morons when it comes to politics.

>>716851497
>implying someone on /b/ has sex
I think you have the wrong board, anon

>>716845802
that's fucking unfair, you get paid to look at cp. lucky bastard

What to do if you buy a secondhand computer and there is CP on it ?

>>716847392
what if its smashed to hell with a hammer?

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Ever been on raids, OP?

>>716845802
How do people get investigated for CP? Is it just honeypot websites or what?

>>716851397
So CP is considered normal porn in Sandniggerstan?

>>716851610
Then you can trace back who sold him that computer and nab the guy for distribution.

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>>716851585
>Implying another board gets laid

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>>716851122
>Is there anything you do on 4chan that isn't related to cp

So, do you like, not understand what his job is? Or, more likely... do you really think/b/ is 4chan?

>you probably google "4chan/b/" to get here

>>716851682
Dont you just use an IP wand?

>>716851585
if he is a fed an not getting laid he has no hope in life honestly girls get extra double horny when you say im a fed that is why I drink I do crime scenes
or probably he is full of shit wich could be true.

>>716851497
There's a common saying that the hardest part is the first 2 years. After that it supposedly gets easier. It does cross your mind a lot, but you just have to get occupied with something else.

>>716851002
>loli indicates pedo desires

If this was true, then adding how popular and common underage sex, CP, and "lolicons and shotacons" are, pedophilia is a extremely common thing.

idk just a wild guess

>>716848338
file hashes?

>>716851659
yh BUT if u spread it u get punished more
few years in prison i think so keeping it for urself is safe

>>716851745
I wouldn't know, i don't buy B-rate used second hand computers off 4chan. I build them myself. also, not OP.

>>716851631
Hillary.meme

>>716851836
Fucking japan is a giant pedo with that logic

>>716851813
Is there a high staff turnover rate? Ever get any burnouts?

>>716847415
Kek

>>716851631
>"we can read anything, even broken shit"
>what if I smash it twice as hard?

Are you listening to yourself when you think?

>>716851497
There has been cases where some FBI agents or policemen has desire to look at CP and ends up being pedos themselves.

>>716851813
you should go and go to the homicide division fucking meth heads would do incredible crimes that you wouldnt imagine.

>>716851964
13 is the age of consent in japan wtf did you think was going on there

>>716851939
Nah, that's e-mails. But apparently some other dude who was in office erased 22 million emails, but no one gave a flying fuck about that.. says a lot about 'Murica.

Yo FBI, here's a question. Anyway to bypass CAPTCHA?

>>716852047
Was hillary transfering cp through her email?

>>716852001
that second half of that sentence.. jesus christ, and they're armed.

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>>716852035
Too old for a jap

>>716851997
He's got a point. What are you going to scan dust? I don't think so agent anon

>>716851836
>pedophilia is a extremely common thing.

it's really not. you just spend too much time on 4chan and other places where pedos like to hide away

>>716851811
OP here
I usually just have one night stands with dudes at the bar. I don't really wave around my job to get laid because some people get paranoid. But you can bet I'm gong to flaunt that shit at my highschool reunion because I was usually the nerdy loser type.

>>716852001
when you go to the 3 month therapy shit do you tell them what is bothering you ?
something about cp and how you felt about it

>>716845802
assuming your not completely full of shit. Where did you go for your last safe guard session?

>>716852092
how the fuck should i know? why don't you ask one of those russian teens that works for WikiLeaks that trump secretly bribed. .. kek

>>716851096

Kek. Refer to this: >>716847530

>>716851965
People know what they're getting into, but yes some just can't handle it.

>>716845802
Do you have the audio of the Toolbox killers murdering that young girl Shirley Lynette Ledford?

Supposedly the tape is so horrendous it's used to desensitise FBI agents.

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>>716851708
>assuming they know the other boards exist

You give Anon too much credit.

>>716852001
OP here
Well it wouldn't surprise me you hear about teachers being pedos

>>716852266
There was a story in the news last month about an RCMP officer in Canada who worked in the child exploitation department. He was claiming he had developed PTSD from all of the material he had to work through. He said he knew what the job was going in to it but I guess it was more than he bargained for.

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Op, what do you do about sites like skype or stickam or snapchat that host all these sick pedo incidents? Dont they also fall in being responsible

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>>716852299

Do you mean to imply, anon, that there are other boards beyond /b/ and /pol/?

>>716852603
what is /pol/

>>716852603
were you living in a closet this whole time?

>>716852642
Politically incorrect board.. the #1 stop shop for cringing/laughs of people's autistic intelligence.

>>716852266
Can you ever know what you're getting into with this kind of job though? How long have you worked there? How long do you plan to continue working in your current department?

>>716852047
I was referring to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TwiMjLX_ABQ

>>716852141
True. Pedos are mostly found on the internet since they cannot speak about their problems in real life without some witch hunter going berserk. Therapy barely helps either. They have no where else to go. Feels like there are way more pedophiles in this world than we thought.

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When i was a teenager i worked for a guy who had an it company, and he also worked for court, and i worked for him
i personally went there, because he had a normal IT company, and i was there to repair pc´s and do some website managing, database advising for big companies etc
yeah and some day he told me that he also works for the court and deals with cp cases
so i had to document evidence, and write shit for court, and see through all the cp. and then destroy the harddrive/usbsticks/cd´s etc
<mfw i literally had to watch cp when i was 16 and got paid for it

>>716845802
Who really killed to Kennedy. I know that you know

>>716851997
srsly tho
you can completely destroy glass platens into dust with no worry and take the chip out of flash drives and pulverize to the point of nothingness but metal platens are a different story.
what if you took a belt sander and sanded a couple microns of the faces of a metal platen and then hammered the shit till it was very distorted in shape would that be effective in making it unreadable?

>>716852812
I've been here for 2 years come February. I can tolerate it as long as I maintain a healthy mindset and separate work and life.I'll keep working here for a while unless I find something that pays more.

>>716845802
What hand to hand combat system do you practice at the fbi?

>>716845802
Most disturbing thing you found ?

>>716852854
This if we see some illegal stuff and smash the shit out of it you cannot accuse the person ?

>>716852172
wait ...gay or femanon?

>Implying anyone here wouldn't kill for the FBI's huge collection of sexting high school girl pics seized from investigations

>>716853071
Or a more simpler thing to do, bust it up into many little pieces, scatter them in random places.

>>716845802
roll

>>716852138
>implying you'd use a hammer to smash something into ultra-fine particles
>also not listening to yourself when you think

No, he doesn't have a point; your point about it being ground into dust, rendering it unreadable, is valid and was made earlier in the thread.

>>716852172
>I'll get back at all those jocks and bullies by showing them how I watch CP all day for a job and have sex with men
WELP

>>716853208
reminds me when i went through high school.. them the jailbait days.

>>716853020
Why would you document that shit then destroy proof?

>>716853080
Fair enough, you've got this anons respect if that counts for anything. Keep up the good work.

>>716853374
wouldn't you?
You wouldn't want that shit to be leaked, do you?

>>716845802
How often does looking through that shit come up? anything else you deal besides cp?

>>716852603
Yes. Check them out, they can actually be fun.

>>716853256
>>716853071
im asking about metal platens

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>>716853263
Top kek

>>716853335
That must be the harder part of the job. Having to sort through all those cute teen nudes and not be allowed to fap to them

>>716853640
>implying op doesn't fap to cute teen nudes.
he is human too after all

>>716853467
No you want it as evidence so the people can know you aren't framing an innocent man

>>716852291
Anyone?

>>716853197
OP here
A video of a little kid getting their eye smashed in by someone wearing high heels. I start tearing up just thinking about it.

Just NA THINGS.

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>>716853726
>mfw this is actually OP's post

>>716845802
I think your full of shit OP!! Safeguarding, where and how often do you have to do it? How many dr's interview you. If you cant answer those questions. Your full of shit!

>>716853838
christ thats a bit extreme. i dont envy your job op, maybe your check

>>716853623
Destroying the controller chip and everything else won't mean anything, if you don't also destroy the magnetic plates/discs (if you're using a mechanical hard drive),

If you're using a solid state, then yeah, destroy every square inch of that thing since it's just a large memory chip

>>716853726
OP here
Worst fetish I have is furry
Little kids getting fucked while crying and screaming is not sexy

>>716853838
Jesus fucking christ!! Fuck your job dude

>>716853891
>your
>your

OP's little helper here. Your post has been discredited and ignored. Read an article every once in awhile.

>books are too much for you

>>716849661
>There's way cooler and fun crimes to commit
Not really. And it's only a matter of time before you get caught. Grow up you edgy teenaged faggot.

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>>716854013

>>716851334
IIRC it's to do with areola and nipple shape and size, combined with other physical characteristics.

>>716845802
You cant answer the Safeguard question! Your a fucking liar. Wife works that violation. Its a simple and easy question anyone who really works VCAC would know. Lying asshole. OP IS FULL OF SHIT

>>716854078
yro'ue*

>also a joke. calm down.

>>716853948
thats what im asking. if you take a belt sander and sand a couple of microns of the faces of the plates and the dramatically deform the plates they would be completely unreadable yah?

>>716854013
He was referring to JB not children. I don't know what kind of sex life you had when you were in highschool but i never had a girl scream and cry

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>>716854207
>OP IS FULL OF SHIT

>The stories and information posted here are autistic works of fiction and falsehood.
>Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

If your in the FBI I want to know a few things about a group I hang around

>>716854013
>Little kids getting fucked while crying and screaming is not sexy

sounds like hurtcore CP. Most pedos on the deepweb despise this shit.

>>716854110
Nope, that's OP. He admitted to his fur fetish earlier.

>>716854110
OP here
Just trying to be as honest as possible here

>>716854284
true

>>716854234
i wouldn't gamble on that. I've heard that data has been recoverable sometimes from the most impossible situations.

no, just shred the damn things with a grinder and scatter the pieces

>>716854325
>>716854360

Well alright then o_o

>>716854098
I'm a law abiding hard working american. But you can't tell me being a pirate or a bank robber doesn't sound fun.. how about you grow up teen trying to fit in

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>>716854224
>kke'd

>>716854493
>law abiding
>browses /b/

>>716854325
OP have you committed any crimes before you started with the fbi? any prior arrests or anything?

>>716854558
well, that rules out 85% of anons

>>716854584
in this post, anon has never heard of a federal background check before.

>>716845802
Dumbest criminal you've dealt with?

I don't care to read the thread since I'm sure it's full of the usual samefagging about "wahh pedos so evul ;(((" bullshit.
All I can say is, all of you faggots who support this shit are ushering in an age of internet censorship and 1984 double think.
Sure, go after the fags who make the shit and the ones who distribute it, but going after the people who just look at it is bullshit.
Ironic too considering I'm willing to bet a lot of the fucking faggots in this thread are probably on some kind of narcotic and against fascist laws that jail junkies for 20 years in prison.

>>716854619
>85% of anons
>americans

Well are you sure anon?

>>716854584
OP here
Never been arrested
I used to pirate videogames, music, and movies because I grew up really poor.
I also smoked weed twice

>>716854013
>Worst fetish I have is furry

remember, zoophilia is wrong. If i catch you fucking my cat, i will give you death.

>>716854698
>>716847530

>>716854787
come on, everyone knows your cat wants the D from anything.

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>>716846706
A Furry Justice Department worker?
Almost like a Furry Cop?

>>716854787
if your cats in heat im coming to get my treat

>>716854787
I don't fuck animals
I just browse e621 on occasion

>>716854753
you need to promise something while recruiting in FBI?

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>>716854224


>>716853891
>>716854207

>it's a joke.... Calm down.
>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I TROLL YOU

Huh, wasn't expecting that response.

>>716850345
That shooting at the Oregon school. Some r9k fag posted a warning the night before

>>716846929
I hate pedophiles. Did the FBI check on the clintons already? The loli express must be something real isn't it? Can you decrypt everything?

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>>716854877
OP here
Smugfoxface initiated

>>716845802
>pedo pics
Have you seen Hillary's hard drives yet?

>>716854963
You're about as dumb as that guy who shot up a pizzeria as "self-investigation", while that news story has been tenfold proven to be fake.

>>716846353
I've looked at the emails myself, too. You'd be an idiot to think that they're not speaking in code.

>>716854493
>a pirate
It's not like in the movies jack sparrow. Most pirates these days are literally sea niggers strung out on drugs and desperately hoping to come across a cruise ship of pussy to rape.
Most of the time they live in squalor and poverty, like most criminals.
>bank robber
You need to stop watching so many movies nigger, for real.
I can tell you've never done time, otherwise you wouldn't be romanticizing the shit out of a garbage lifestyle like some kind of woman.
Anyone who's been in and out of jail will tell you they wish they could go back to being a boring faggot who works a shit job and pays their bills, rather than having to walking around looking over their shoulder, worrying about being iced by an overzealous cop or some asshole they ripped off.
Grow up.

>>716854584
My post wasn't OP's.

>but thanks for the (You)

>>716854890
you have to take an oath of office basically just to uphold the law

>>716851997
yeaaaah I'm calling bullshit on this the feds can't read a fucking broken hard drive (physically where the platter is broken) and and they can't crack most modern encryption

>>716854963
its not real. idk why people keep falling for this.