>dick is under 5.5 inches >gf said I'm the smallest

With a tiny dick you can have a easier way to become a trap and someones bitch.

Dont waste your time with women, your gf already have slept with other guys because of your tiny dick.

>>716836390
5.5 is the average. Half of all guys are below that mark.

>>716836849
I thought it was 7?

>>716836928

Kek, no.

>>716836390
......why does this make you sad?

She still chose you.
cuz she loves you.

....whats wrong?

Post your gf OP

Be a freak in bed. Eat all of her often, get some toys, tell she's beautiful, tell her she's delicious and make her feel that way. You need a bigger dick? Act like a man.

>>716837066
a relationship doesnt last if one party isnt satisfied, that's what's wrong.

though OP, make her cum in other ways dude, not just the paynus.

>>716837276
well maybe he's the perfect boyfriend with a tiny little penis.

maybe she really likes him and he's just not cut out for sex.

How do you think lesbians get off

Cut off your peanut and just let guys fuck your boi pussi

>>716836849
Well that's not exactly true, most guys are right around 5.5 with the standard deviation being about an inch and a half. Very few guys percentage wise are above 7 or below 4.

Then learn to use your mouth fgt

>>716837487
Have her peg him

Go to PEgym.com. It will change your life. Free forum for penis enlargement techniques.

>>716836928

7 is the median in pornos.

>>716836390

Well, if she told you that you're the biggest she's ever had, she would be a lying whore.

>>716836390
You don't need your dick to make her orgasm, anon. How far under 5.5? I've got about a 5.5, probably no bigger than 6 and I can make my GF orgasm at least once normally.

If she can't, then I'll finish and she bends over my lap while I fuck her with a vibrator and slap her ass, and that ALWAYS ends in a screaming orgasm.

This isn't the 1200's, it's not just dick in vagina anymore, anon.

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Every single prostitute I've been with has told me my dick is huge...for an Asian.

>>716838066
That's their job...

>>716837542
That makes me feel really good about myself

>>716836390
So your dick is completely average.

Your girlfriend has either gotten lucky that she has had so many above average dicks or she's a slut, or she's comparing you to a dildo.

The average dick is actually fucking tiny its like 5 inches in length and 4.7 inches in girth. Now there are some exceptions to this rule depending on country, but most of that is like Brazil, Congo, etc. A lot of African and South American Countries, basically jungle niggers.

Tell your girlfriend she's a dumb cunt.
You need to learn how to please her without your dick and get her off.
You both need to stop comparing your dick to porno dicks or the 1%.

Also women have poor depth perception, they can't tell how big or small something is at all. A 5 inch penis could end up being 3 or 7 inches to them.

>>716836390
Y not just eat her out after you cum?

>>716836390
VOTE PENCE FOR LGBT PERSON OF THE YEAR
>>716837807

>>716837276
This, u need to satisfy her in other ways, lick pussy until your tongue fall off, develop a strong finger game (g point and other stuff) and touch/kiss her in all the erogenous part of her body: lower back, ears, neck, belly, inner tight ecc. I'm in your same position OP, you need to become a lover to satisfy her, not a breeding bull

>>716836849
>half of all guys

That's a "Median", not an "Average" you stupid fuck.

>>716838240
rolls eyes.....

yeah thats cool and all but even lesbians fuck the occasional dude cuz you want that nice dick.

its really best if he stops the denial that you're encouraging and accepts his new role

>>716838066
Let me guess ... You're Korean.

>>716838352
>lesbians fuck the occasional dude because they want that nice dick

No they don't. They have strap-ons for that. The only way a lesbian is fucking a dude is if they're bi (which they aren't lesbian then) or they've gotten really close with a male friend and they just bite the bullet because "maybe this guy is different than the first boyfriend I had back when I was 14 who treated me like shit and turned me off from men forever so I became a dyke."

>>716838116

Yes, but they always add the "for an Asian" part. Hence the crying.

Instead of getting an ego boost, I'm left thinking, "Great, that makes me perfectly average."

>>716838175
Yeah, most guys don't actually know how big they are and lie, whether intentionally or unintentionally, about their size. Less than 5% of the population is over 8.5 inches and a large majority of them are black

>>716838466

Chinese. Ancestors are probably Mongolian rape babies though.

>>716838066
You literally paid them to tell you that. I bet you think strippers like you better than their other customers too

>>716838514
Depends on your country. If you're Korean, then bigger than average is actually still small. But like Vietnam/Japan/Mongolia, then yeah, you'd just be average.

>>716838352
You can still fuck hard even with an average dick, if you can last 1 or 2 hours belive me that she would scream out to stop cause she had came 3 times. Moreover with all the little tricks of kissing, lick ecc you can make her crazy. Only thing is that afterv all of that you would be destroyed

>>716838195
Tiny dick haver detected.

>>716838468
yes they do. i know you're sheltered because you're still in high school and your school textbook said "lesbians like girls cuz they're gay" and you took it to heart like an autistic.

but hang out with actual lesbians. they all have a story of when they were drunk and bored and just wanted to get fucked and decided 'fuck it i'll just ride this boy tonight'

every. single. one.

except the awkward virgins who cling to "gold star" as an excuse for female wizardry.

If you put her legs on your shoulders you can get really deep OP.
Or just give her head.
Do you guys have intense sex or is it just normal?

>>716838587
I'm at almost 8, genuinely thought it was pretty average

>>716838703
My dick is 5.7x5. Not bit, not small, its just there.

Sorry to break your world view, but penises are rarely big. You people watch too much porn. Which is all angling and camera tricks to make things look bigger than they actually are.

For instance, a bottle is only 8 inches and a bottle is not that big at all.

>>716838661
........yeah sorry babe thats not how it works.

>2 hours of a sweaty boy rubbing his microdick on you
>shower to wash off boysweat and disgusting cum
>waste of 2 hours
>would rather have just watched House Hunters

if its good sex?
>he actually is an alpha male
>you fantasize about him a lot
>you swoon around him
>have you even seen lady boners?
>you cum really easily and fast over and over until you pass out in his bed

not 2 hours for 3 orgasms.... god that sounds pathetic and shitty.

>>716838852
Well you're still within the fisrt standard deviation so it's not that big a deal but yeah you're definitely bigger than 75%+ of the worlds cocks

>>716838790
I usually start really slow, romantic bullshit and all the cuddle things, then i start go straight to the intense sex, after that slow again and everyone is happy

>>716838781
If they're fucking dudes they aren't actual lesbians dipshit.
>>716838852
You can't honestly believe that you thought 8 inches was normal.

Nice copy pasta.
Haven't seen this one in about 8hrs now

>>716836849
It's the average if you include subhumans like 5'5 beaners and emaciated gooks with 5 inchers.

If you're a white male, good height and build you should be around 7.

My advice to op, get good at fingering and eating pussy.

>>716838993
>if they're fucking dudes they aren't lesbians

shhh, quiet autistic. the adults are talking.

>>716836390

>have a nice gf despite average dick
>MY LIFE IS SO BAD

She should leave you for being this retarded.

>>716836390
Be happy you actually have a gf who has accepted your small dick. Stop feeling sorry for yourself, learn oral skills to get her off.

>>716838963
Dude, he's bigger than 99% of the world's cocks.

http://www.sizemeup.info/iindex.html

It'll save all of your lives.

"Dont worry OP just get really good at fingering"

jesus do you guys care about her at all?

>>716836390
>never got her off
Get good at eating out you pathetic manlet

>>716839136
People are telling him to eat her out which bitches love

>>716838982
Then you're good bro!
Although I understand how you feel. Some girls I feel like I don't get them off. My current fuck tells me it's the best sex she's ever had and cums from sex every time. She also tells me when to cum, ie after her. She's also 30 and in her prime of libido.

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>>716838928
>2 hours of a sweaty boy rubbing his microdick on you
I heard someone else use these exact same words to describe guys who think that yesterday fuckin kek

Femanon here. 5.5 inches is the smallest??? OP your girl is a super-sloot. 5.5 is right around what most guys are packin. Dump her.

>>716838993
I know it's hard to believe but yea i did, never fucked anybody in my life so i never had anyone tell me that

>this thread

I legit can't tell who is legit being retarded or not anymore.

I've spent too many years on 4chan, its all blending together at this point.

>>716839362
Depends on where you live. Average is Canada is 5.5, Average in the US and UK is 5 and 5.2 respectively, average in Germany is 5.7.

But yeah, you're right, its in the 5-5.5 range typically.

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>>716836390
stop bitchin mofo, at least you've got a woman to fuck which is more than can be said for most of the fags here

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>>716839555
>5-5.5
>555

CONFIRMED

>>716837208

Fucking this.

Learn to eat box and finger her g spot. Stop being such a goddamn dork about it.

>>716837208
I think OP's gf is trying to give him some pointers here.

>>716836390
It's all in the technique, and your love. It's all about fucking.

I was naked with my college bros once, and they were all smaller peenisses than myself. Turns out, they've had soooo many more LOYAL girlfriends than me. Why? Because they are good lovers.

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>>716839555
where's the nig who always chimes in with
>> "lol whitey you need at least 7inches to reach her cervix to make her cum"

>>716838928
yea, it's better for her if she goes over to chad's house with his 20 inch dick and doesn't cum at all in those 2 minutes she spends with him

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>>716839555

>>716838066

Sorry i don't speak pixelled

>>716836390
Why would she even divulge that with you?
Or were you the stupid fuck that went and asked her..?

>>716836390
Just go down on her you fucking baby.