Sup \b\, I'm sure everyone here knows about the Taylor Swift

Who are u tho?

Not answering that. Ask anything besides

You know the rules tits and timestamp or gtfo

Don't have a pair of those, sorry buddy

Taylor lurking /b/ is a meme I personally made up several years ago. I made many posts over a year where i would imply i am her without saying it. that was the fun of it. then reddit took it and ran and autists got obsessed so i quit.

>>716832798
Me some shit you've been in

Never knew the Taylor Swift thing was fake. Still willing to answer anything.

gimme a hint

>>716832798
Any hints at least?

Ummm hint..... Let me think.... I'm shorter than average. But you guys would probs know what I was associated with more than you would know my name or me.

>>716832798

what taylor swift thing? no one here cares about her.

i would mention that i know why she always wears those stupid shorts that go up to her ribs; it's not because she's being conservative or classy. she has nasty stretch marks like 3+ inches long covering her belly. there was a stupid chick group pic that she might have thought didn't reveal them but i could see them and she was wearing something low cut.

How big is your dick?

>>716833573
Music im assuming?

>>716833573
Roman Polanski?

6.20 inches. And yes, music.

No, not Polanski.

Idk who you are but you have nice eyes.

>>716833804
Second

>>716833687
Markus Schulz?

>>716833379
Lol Stfu

Genre of music at least?

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>>716832798
Idk why i thought this was onision

Lol thank you. Genre? You'd tell immediately if I say. More alternative stuff, not pop, at least.

Chris Liebing

>>716833951
Isnt this guy full blown feminist now?

Not Onision jfc

>>716832798
Do you feel that Vegas has co-opted the spirit of EDM and turned it into a commercial enterprise where people empty their wallets in an attempt to say, "I saw so-and-so perform in Vegas"

I guess I do? Strange question, I must say.

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mm those eyes. definitely know who you are.
>moving forward
here's my question for you - what do you think of the current narrative in America? i view it as a schoolyard tussle where everyone wants to feel popular yet refuses to even consider the fact that they're all the same pile of shit. thanks in advance. <3

Sebastien Leger?

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>>716833951
>>716832798
It's possible tbh

you smoke weed?

You a feminist op?

gsssdg

Let me telll you what I think bout fucking Murrica. Feminists need to calm the fuck down, anti feminists need to calm the fuck down, gay homophobed need to calm the fuck down, republicans need to calm the fuck down, everybody needs to just calm their shit. Anyway, I'm not Sebatian Leger. And the one who says they know who I am, wondering if you really do :3

Dude post more face?

>>716834350
You're onision

Not a feminist whatsoever, what I believe in is equality.

http://i-could-go-with-you.tumblr.com/
Pic is from here

Not Onision ffs if you guess correctly I'll admit

>>716834350
i do. it's inconsequential to me if you believe my claim or not.
>i'd hope you trust your instincts though
thanks for the answer, have a great day. <3

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>>716832798
It's fucking onision guys

Thanks love, you too <3

Not onision.

>>716834490
Stfu union man

>>716833077
>>716833188
>>716833488
>>716833573
>>716833687
>>716833715
>>716833979
>>716834140
>>716834350
>>716834456
>>716834490
>>716834602
LEARN HOW TO FUCKING REPLY, YOU FAGGOT!!!

>>716834602
100% onoisinon confirmed

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>>716834553
simpleton. the bangs are entirely wrong. plus onion son doesn't make music (or if he does he keeps it to himself to avoid ridicule).
>please learn to gather actual evidence
anecdotal shit is only good for mockery. idiot.

>>716834587 <3 <3 <3 <3

Ahh shit onision? That you?

>>716834684
It's 106% oninini man, open your eyes sheeple

>>716832798
Bitch, you're not famous, you attention begging whore. You're a tumblerina with a page full of content made by other people. Go get a job you self-grandiosing, mellenial NEET

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>>716832798

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Another pic for yall.

>>716834825
Now im really Sure it's oninison

>>716834825
How we know your not just fucking with us?

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>>716834746
go snort some more ritalin kiddo. then write an allegory about how you'd like to make all the popular kids at your school pay. or maybe your own woman hating manifesto a la elliot rodgers.
>make your dreams a reality
nigger.

sup gerard way

>>716834553
Timestamp

>>716834872
Someone just realized what this shithole board is all about

Waiting on some actual questions you fucktards

>>716834876
Open ur eyes sheepguy, its onionios

>>716834953
See
>>716834769

>>716834953
I liked you in the black parade

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>>716832798

cancer in the mold growing on the corpsedirt.

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>>716834967
>onionios
>ios

well played you magnificent bastard. i legit laughed.

>>716835040
fag

Still can't wrap my head around why you guys think I'm Onision

tumblr fag

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>>716835103
polesmoker

>>716835120
Timestamp half of your face?

>>716834953
Tits and timestamp or gtfo

timestamp or gtfo

Penis or gtfo

K wait lemme timestamp my face faggots

>>716835271
Ur d fag

>>716835120
Stfu oninison

What is your opinion on My Chemical Romance and their music?

ITS SAM PEPPER GUYS

>>716835369
holy shit you might be right

>>716835369
It's onininis

Are you Kanye West?

>>716835271
Where the fuck's your timestamp, faggot

No guys
Ok here's the answer
I'm skrillex...

>>716832798
If he is Onision then he needs to kill himself, onision is worse cancer than b. Times a fucking million.

>>716835544
skrillex has brown eyes. fake

>>716835544
>>716835633
This

hes eyes look like sam pepper no joke, go look at some pics

>>716835544
Holy shit, all that time is was saying its oninision, but now, now im surtain this is krilsex

Gerrard Way?

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I KNOW WHO IT IS GUISE XDDDDD
ITS NIKKI SIXX FAGGOT SON ANDY SIXX.
Why u want ppl to eat ur shit you disgusting faggot?

TIMESTAMP FAGGOT

show us a timestamp sam pepper

I am Anne Frank.
You all failed guessing

I am that bitch who dropped my child in Harambe's enclosure

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>>716836015

>>716832798
Jarrod Letto or how ever the fuck you spell your name. How fun was it making suicide squad?!

OP is a 13 year old faggot, go smoke some more oregano kid

AVICCI
Or maybe not, the eyes kinda match
Anyway , how many studio albums have you released, if any?

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Holy fuck /b/alls look what i just found - snap leak.cf

>>716836566
Fuck off you shit

>>716836557
>AVICCI
hes got blue eyes

this nig has brown

Eat my pussy

OP, have you ever been on the Billboard top 100?

Yes I have been on billboard top 100

Op even here still?

>>716836970
That's pretty neat. What number did you peak at?

>>716833951
Honestly fucking same though. Very similar eyes

>>716832798
Kill yourself Bruno mars nobody cares what you have to say

>>716837413
Ever been featured on the same track aa a more we'll known artist?

Peaked at number 9 highest if not mistaken

>>716837664
If you were on the billboard list AT ALL you'd know where you stood larping faggot

>>716837664
Much more impressive than the impersonator saying 99. What year was it?

between 2005 and 2010, not giving precise date

>>716837857
>>716837857
I'm really into pop music and have probably heard lots of your stuff. Are you a solo artist or band member?

>>716832798
Judging by hair alone, I suspect emo rock band frontrunner.

Why would I want to ask you anything?
What could a brat possibly know about the real world that I dont?

Frank lero. Did no one bother to reverse search?

>>716838375
damn you got me

>>716838375
>Frank lero
What a fucking cutie.

>>716838438
What's your favorite piece you've made?

That singer from My Chemical Romance?

My favorite piece is one I never released.

Dan Howell

>>716838438
So you're the guy from MCR? That's cool as hell!

>>716838735
Ah, I see, favorite released piece?
As an ex "emo" this is important.

>>716838375
who fuck is that

Frank, now that someone's guessed correctly, could you send a timestamped picture with face? Maybe write "to Jordan" on it to make a special late Christmas gift for my emo friend lol

Dan Howell u serious?

How'd you feel about Twenty One Pilot's cover of Cancer?

>>716837737
this

musicians are pretentious fucks who will ask how many albums did you sell? highest spot on the charts?

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>>716838960
This. Till we get a time stamp, you're just a delusional neck beard

>>716832798
share some of your cp with us onision

>>716839090
I asked the questions, no larping. I'm fairly pretentious though, so you got that right

>>716832798
Sup!

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Maybe you guys need a clearer image of what this is

>>716839129
I have faith, but I'm looking forward to confirmation

if you dont know what a timestamp is, OP, its bassically a picture of yourself with a piece of paper with the date and time on it.

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Don't get excited guys, still could be bait

>>716835318
>>>716838438
holy shit

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Neckbeard.

>>716840066
Lol, I knew who he was.

>>716840069
Definitely Frankie's neck tattoo.

>>716833573
One Dimension. don't reply if I am close

Not one dimension idk what that is

I love you.

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Whats with the 1216 in the other image tho

>>716832798
fucking attention whore

How do I get into celebrity photography? Not paparazzi sheet, but nicely crafted portraits?

I just want to somehow get into the industry.

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Would you fuck me?

>>716841536
I expect it's the same way you get into regular portrait photography. If you become well-known/good enough, you'll start to attract celebs and their media teams. My uncle got to be a celebrity hair dresser that way.

Rip thread tho

>>716833573
it's onision abandon thread

Ok I am Onision odc lol w\e

Join the 4chan memespeak, only AUTS allowed , only highly functional autistic dischord out there folks
https://discord.gg/zx5J9

You can keep guessing.

>>716842271
I'm gay as well

>>716841777
Nice trips!

And thanks, whoever you are!

Right now, I only have close to, 150 Instagram followers. It's nothing, but I have some big agencies and at least one local celebrity rapper on there who had a hit on the local radio.

I've also assisted on a mag cover for a grammy-winning celeb. "Haul those chairs! Set up those table clothes! Stand there and let me take pics of you and get the lights right before Mr. Rapper comes onto set."

It was really fun stuff and it's not even that stressful for me. Maybe I should just try to assist more?

>>716841536
You have to become fairly well known as a photographer. I started out shooting portraits of my friends years ago & eventually girls off IG and Model Mayhem. I don't photograph celebrities, but I have got to work for a few publications that hired models.

I'm with you though Anon, I want to take portraits of celebrities. Seems like good & easy money, plus getting to know beautiful celebs. Lol just gotta keep trying to find that hook up.

>>716833573
Are you david mazouz? lol
Bout the right age for /b/

>>716832798
Hello Ashley Judd.

>>716834825
Max payne

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I got you good \b\ didn't I?

It actually is Frank huh wtf

>>716844156
nice shoop

IM GONNA GO HARASS HIM ON TWITTER NOW I WANT ANSWERS

Idk if to believe or not

What the fuck is timestamp? Newfag here

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>>716835120
Watzky
>/thread

>>716833951
only onision would think he's famous

Onision ain't famous though guys

>>716834684
>because nobodys hair has ever changed in the 6000 years since the earth was created

>>716834825
>yall
Well now we know you're a southern redneck inbred faggot so that narrows it down slightly.