g'morning b. hope u slept well. tell me why you will not

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>>716829524
>I'm married to a beautiful woman who's my best friend
>we have an active and satisfying sex life
>I have three wonderful kids I adore
>I live in a comfortable home, drive a nice car and own both
>I have a well paying job I find fulfilling
>I work with nice people who respect me
>I have a fairly affluent lifestyle but live well within my means
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
>I'm in good overall health
>My credit rating is over 800

>>716830145
I envy you

>>716829524
I did pic related last night with some slut why would I want to kill my self.

>>716830145
>I'm married
>satisfying sex life

Can this be true or is it just a meme?

Well, you can't unkill yourself.

Didn't sleep well, I had food poisoning last night which was almost fatal because I got dehydrated so not killing myself today because I didn't die

>>716830300
You have to pick the right woman

>>716829524
OP serious question.

Do you do this every day to subliminally plant the idea of killing yourself into other anons morning... every single day for well over a year?

What's your motivation? Genuinely interested.

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>>716830211
No pic sad!

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/b/, need your advice.

I'm a gay feeder and happily committed to a beautiful and loving feedee. He's recently officially hit the obesity milestone, and I've never been prouder. But meanwhile, I've been steadily losing unhealthy amounts of weight, and am now so underweight I can clearly see my bones and constantly feel weak and nauseous.

I'm not doing it on purpose. The reason it's happening: I'm poor. My job sucks. I can't afford enough reasonably healthy calories to both maintain a healthy weight for myself and continue increasing his, and I guess I've been letting the latter take priority more than I've realized.

What should I do? If we press on, I'll probably starve to death. Yet, conversely, saving myself would mean throwing away years of hard work we both really valued and believed in. I feel so conflicted.

>>716829524
I don't think the hotel that the wife booked for New Year's Eve, but staying from tomorrow until New Year's Day, has a morgue.

>>716830452
Have you tried sucking dick

>>716830588
Well, I mean, yeah. I am a gay man with a boyfriend. It's not really something to be ashamed of among our kind.

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>>716830452
Kill yourself now by putting heating coils attached (Home Depot sells them as replacements for dishwashers and electric water heaters) to a PID (digital thermometer with set table target temp)

Set the PID to 230*F and get in the bath with the coils.

Get in a bathtub with 1/2 lb of salt, and various spices.

Your death will serve the dual benefit of feeding your faggot buddy and getting you off of /b/

>>716830384
OP PLEASE ANSWER THIS.

>>716830452
let her pay for her food.

anyway if you died or whatever your hard work would be lost so put yourself first even if you prioritise something else because the the healthier you are then the better you can help your #1 cause

>>716830452
I... just... fucking what?

>>716830452
post more pics

>>716829524
>slept well
Drunk and haven't slept in five days, also 4:02AM

>>716830145
>I'm on pace to retire in my 50s
thats so fucking boring.

>>716830145
The fuck are you doing here normiefag, seriusly

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>>716830145
U DA MAN
>>716830384
no motivation.
>>716830821
i did.
>>716831049
pls get some sleep soon.

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>>716830145
This post makes me wanna kill you more than killing myself you lucky bastard.

>>716830452
>I'm a gay feeder and happily committed to a beautiful and loving feedee

the fuck is this?

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>>716830740
kekkkk no way in hell i'm doing this but it would be funny as fuck

>>716830929
Thanks for the honest advice. He didn't go to college, but even so, if we could find him a good job, that pays even a little bit more in caloric potential than it drains from him, it would be a huge help.

>>716831033
Pic related: my sleepy piggy <3

>>716829524
I lost my v-card yesterday so im feeling pretty alright this morning

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>>716832601
nice.
how was it ?

>>716832949
Thanks friend, I enjoyed it

I mean, it's sex. Not exactly in a position to tell if it's good or bad yet

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>>716833112
last longer than 2 mins?
did he/she/it enjoy it too ?

>>716829524
I don't deserve to end this misery yet.

>>716829524
because i still can kill me tomorrow

I need to go buy cigarettes, maybe after that though.

I'm blessed beyond what I deserve, I got to register for classes for the spring completely paid for. I have a bad ass computer that I built myself I'm doing what I love life is fantastic I hope it's the same for all of you.

>>716832949
you got a source for that gif? its hot af.

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>>716833948
nah
>>716833659
y so miserable?

>>716834124
how about for this gif... fuck dude, you got good taste.

>>716833922
I definitely respect this reasoning, but personally I never understood it. I'm glad you can be happy to have more than you believe you deserve, but why should I? On the contrary, looking at the world as a zero-sum game, I feel a crippling sense of shame every day knowing I have more than I deserve while others work hard enough to deserve everything and yet have nothing.

>>716834270
Leah Gotti, Madi Meadows ;)

>>716834300
that was quick. thanks anon

>>716833311
Yeah I didn't actually finish. She blissed out after 20. Low stamina, I guess

>>716830300

I think the answer here is that it cycles. I love my wife and we have good sex. Is our sex life perfect, nah. But it's pretty good most of the time.

The meme is that it's perfect 24/7/365. I'm sure those anons do exist but the majority it is and isn't depending on where you're at in life.

I'd also argue that the other factors (I.e. Good job, stable income, happy with kids) contribute to a good sex life. If those things are in order, it will help a lot.

>>716829524
The only thing keeping me from doing it is that I don't know what to leave in my suicide note for my son.

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>>716830145
While the world is full of happy people, I was left wondering why the heck would someone with such an active and happy life spend their time answering threads on /b/.

I came to the conclusion you're talking shit.

For me this would be.
>having some indian food being delivered to my place in ~20 minutes
>have a gf who's a bit clingy, but loves sex, and the dirtier the better
>finally study something I want to do for a living
>been finding new hobbies and skills I want to improve on
>all the porn I still haven't seen
>huge backlog of games

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>>716834270
nope, not that either
>>716834681
nice work anon.
>>716834758
good wisdom here.
>>716834786
good for u and ur son.

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>>716830145

>>716834271
Then it's more important than ever to use it to help people less fortunate. I used to feel guilty about having more than others until I started volunteering at homeless shelters and donating a portion of what I earn to help. I firmly believe you get back what you put out.

>>716835074
Thanks anon

>>716834124
I can't let go of the past and can't get myself to do something about my shitty mediocre life

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Well it's blowjob week because my fiancée is on her period so I'm Gona wait till that's over

>>716835165
Past sins shouldn't shape your future. Learn from them and rise above. Appreciate what you have not dwell on what you don't, it'll make life easier

Because my kid sister is visiting me later so guaranteed a fuck

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>>716835339
wise words anon, thanks for sharing
>>716835604
wow.

>>716836240
She's 14, I'm 20. We've been using each other sexually for 7 years.

>>716835339
>Appreciate what you have not dwell on what you don't
this is what vast majority of my family does, but it doesn't seem right.. for me it's like persuading yourself that you're happy, while you're not

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>>716836443
this is terrible.

becuase im going to have my first anal sex today

>>716836685

Be sure to tell him to wear a condom

>>716836443
Post pictures of your sister

>>716829524
I'm 20 years old and in college looking to get a highly in-demand degree.
Things aren't too bad.

>>716836533
Yeah, was horrendous when she was 7 and caught 14 yo me wanking but wanted to watch and help and would ask to suck my cock. Was a nightmare when she wanted me to lick her pussy then finger her. Was unbearable when she was 12 and we were 69ing with her on top and she stood up, turned round, straddled me and slowly lowered her pussy onto my cock and rode me till I came inside her.

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because lifes beautiful man
i have a steady job
a car
a gf who's pregnant
and i'm paying my last 2 payments for my loft.

i can honestly say i'm 25 years old and have no problems at all atm

>>716836497
The point is that you are, you just don't know it because you're spoiled.

>>716830452
get a job, buy a good, meaty burger

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>>716837114
this is even more terrible.

Because I have a girlfriend and am the slightest bit happy but if she breaks up with me, I don't have much else, shitty family, no job, so in time gents.

>>716837114
this has to be bait what the fuck kid

I have to win dota today

>>716837236
The point is, you can either be happy with what you have and have achieved or you don't, because you know you can aim (much) higher.. I don't have a bad life, but it is not a life I want

I'm still trying to find out how to hack into an Instagram account and seeing some wins. I gotta see those nudes before I kill myself yunno?

>>716835152
>ur on da rong site m8

>>716837199
y u on /b/ then?

y u no dancing thru meadow with a "I'm with her" t-shirt?

>>716829524
Because Trump is President now, and finally we can be certain of world peace and unbridled prosperity.

lol j/k j/k, he's a cunt but at leas every day is interesting now. We are living in a prime history moment. Imagine killing yourself in really interesting times like founding of america, fall of germany, cold war. All the stuff you'll miss.

Just jerk one out, and start tomorrow afresh.

>>716839327
because i enjoy /b/ from time to time

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>>716840119
ditto.

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Hmm...

>I have a great family that loves me
>I have friends that I genuinely like and enjoy being around
>I'm currently on my way towards a god-tier university
>Am respected by people and got lucky with genes
>Rich family
>Relatively intelligent
>Happy

Only thing bothering me in life right now is my undiagnosed ADHD which fucked up school big time when I was younger and is still something that I severly struggle with. This has forced me to basically dedicate my entire life to studying for these last few weeks but I'll be getting my diagnosis around 5 jan and get meds for it so I'm excited for that.

>>716840340
Now when I think about it I didn't get that lucky with genes but at least visually.

>>716840340
>god-tier university

If it isn't UC Berkeley or Standford, it isn't god-tier.

>>716833963
nice yawn doggo

>>716829524
I must get up and learn how the stock market works.

>>716840535
I live in Sweden, so I'm ranking by the ones in the country :)

Currently aiming for the "Royal Institute of Technology" which is considered one if not the best in Sweden.