Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>716815072
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
>>716824031
You win by 1 second
>>716824022
booze is a good solution for that
>>716824139
I don't drink anymore.
>>716823623
>"heh i guess i underestimated you *chewa doritos*
>stops time and summons lightning blades from the sky.
>>716824220
how come?
>>716824280
I'm too tired to escape anymore.
>>716824251
>defies timestop and block lighting with Yamato
>>716824356
escaping is better than suffering
>>716824495
Better in what way?
>>716824356
I haven't had a drink or a drug in over two years.
>>716824458
>"your pretty tough kiddo"
>summons demons 2 hunt u
Also this thread is poopoo
>>716824672
I slip sometimes and take some drug or another. Old habits die hard I guess.
>>716824743
Have some titts
>>716824574
>>716824495
>>716824356
>>716824280
>>716824220
>>716824139
>>716824743
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS WILL NOT HEAL
FEAR IS HOW I FALL
CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL
(WAKE ME UP)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(CAN'T WAKE UP)
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
(SAVE ME)
CALL MY NAME AND SAVE ME FROM THE DARK
>>716824826
I'm gay, but thanks for the offer.
>>716824574
the less i'm alone with my own thoughts the better, if you can't withstand the suffering, don't try
>>716824876
eat a dick
>>716824876
>literally your waifu
>>716824876
FUCK YOU
>>716824936
It's better to face it, I think. Or anyways, it's easier to.
>>716824915
You look here big dumb gay. You take these titts and you LIKE them.
>>716825023
I would prefer not to.
>>716824739
>>716824739
would you dick my pooper?
>>716825016
I can't face down my demons, i spend my time running from them
>>716825032
morning
>>716825016
>>716824936
>>716824960
>>716824978
HOW CAN YOU SEE INTO MY EYES
LIKE OPEN DOORS
LEADING YOU DOWN INTO MY CORE
WHERE I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
>>716825187
>>716825182
They'd only chase me if I did that.
>>716825032
sharpie in pooper pls
>>716824702
>cuts demons with yamato
nice try kiddo *tips fedora*
>>716825182
Sup Sameji, what's good?
>>716825287
No!
>
Do we not have (You)s anymore?
>>716825335
I have (You)s
Hiroyuki fucked them up or something
But I need a cutie like you with sharpie in pooper
>>716825278
https://youtu.be/wM2LsKdUlx4?t=30s
I just run, and don't look back, there's nothing for me back there
>>716825335
Peter made me sad, but good news, i found new tea
>>716825187
>
>>716825427
She sure loves her Funfetti frosting.
It's been some time.
>>716825415
I'm too tired to run.
>>716825567
Rei a cute.
But only secound best
Been a while since I've been here during the day
>>716825703
Hey bb
nice pic
>>716825650
so you walk, limp, crawl, you keep moving forward, or you stop moving
>>716825565
>>716825703
It's all perspective. Some others prefer Pen-Pen.
>>716825864
I don't move out of the way of them.
>>716825413
Nope!
>>716825415
>Tea
Ewwww. Why sad tho?
>>716825971
i can't blame you
>>716826070
you're missing out, i finally found the darjeeling and oolong i like
and just read up, or back, or whatever
>>716826178
It's better that way. At least I can hold onto my angels instead of running from my demons.
>>716825960
Not going to dignify that with a response
>>716825969
Yeah but Asuka is objectively better.
>>716825840
Gtfo Asuka is mine
>>716826262
i would only succeed in driving myself mad
>>716826409
We're all mad here.
How is everyone this morning?
>>716826262
>>716826409
>>716826485
CRAWLING IN MY SKIN
THESE WOUNDS WILL NOT HEAL
FEAR IS HOW I FALL
CONFUSING WHAT IS REAL
>>716826304
>>716826485
a fair point
>>716826304
I prefer quiet and subdue over loud and bombastic.
>>716826666
Have you ever seen Birdman?
>>716826754
the 2014 movie? i have not
>>716825032
Is that a huge cutie I've spotted?
>>716825413
>But I need a cutie like you with sharpie in pooper
Can I ask for this, is that a thing I can do?
>>716826579
>>716826864
You should. It's very good. What about The Royal Tenenbaums?
>>716826952
added to my list; and no, my movies until recently have consisted of explosions and/or cars and/or Sylvester Stallone
>>716826178
Not a tea fan though!
>>716826916
I dunno, did you look in a mirror?
>>716826929
NO DONG NO!
>>716827119
Nope, definitely looking at you!
>>716827110
It's about a realistic sort of redemption. It's heart breaking. Also very good. I think it's Wes Anderson's finest work.
>>716827119
how? it's delicious and makes you seem like a pretentious cunt, what more do you want?
>>716827255
i shall add it to the list as well, i don't think i've seen anything he's directed
>>716827337
He's one of the best contemporary directors.
>>716827235
Then I fail to see where you're seeing the cutie!
>>716827337
Something far, FAR sweeter. Even the sweetest tea tastes extremely bitter to me.
>>716827421
what genres does he do usually?
>>716827447
bitter is better
>>716827447
Well I'm definitely seeing one!
>>716827560
Tragicomedies.
>>716827560
You're talking to someone that fucking had to add MORE PURE HONEY to MEAD to make it as sweet as they thought it would be!
>>716827618
Then there's a mirror somewhere that you're not aware of!
>>716827642
huh, not usually my thing, but i'll take a look
>>716827666
yea, that is something satan would do
>>716827666
One day I'll make you admit to it, you'll see!
bump
>>716828423
It's dead m8
>>716828423
How's your day going my man?
>>716827666
:^)
Did you enjoy that last dong
>>716828703
could be more dead
>>716827819
Damn straight.
>>716827872
O-Oh my...
>>716828725
FUCKING HELL DONG, NO MORE DONGS! THE DONGENNING MUST NOT CUM TO BE!
>>716828757
Could always be more dead.
>>716828831
It's not like I was saying anything by that.
>FUCKING HELL DONG, NO MORE DONGS! THE DONGENNING MUST NOT CUM TO BE!
Now I just want to see you get dong'd more often.
>>716828831
you seen the grand tour yet?
>>716828965
you can never be too dead
>>716827819
I deal almost exclusively in the tragic.
>>716828965
>Now I just want to see you get dong'd more often.
Care to contribute then~?
>>716829074
Nope. Should I?
>>716829074
Does it count if you're undead?
>>716829191
I was going to say that I could contribute but you wouldn't react the same way.
>>716829127
i like dark psychological thrillers
>>716829191
i finally got around to torre- getting amazon prime, and it's pretty good
>>716829258
no, 'cause that's negative amounts of dead
>>716829258
Well, I tried.
>>716829332
Eh?
>>716829332
I like philosophical meditations on the meaning and meaninglessness of life.
>>716828703
They always say the sky will fall so much, you'd think they're counting the days for it.
>>716828703
Not as long as I'm here!
>>716828725
Going fine! I foud a steam game I didn't know I had, so I'm playing it now
what about you?
>>716829332
Aww, I don't really want to be actual dead.
>>716829417
Good attempt.
>>716829435
I'm very much looking forward to the sky falling.
>>716829441
You'll keep it alive no matter what?
>>716829417
torrent it nigga
>>716829430
yea, that requires thinking about, something i try to avoid
>>716829702
why?
>>716829721
I kind of like being alive.
>>716829702
If it comes to the worst, I'll make a new one
Although I don't want to
>>716829721
I'm always think.
>>716829769
Why?
>>716829702
You'll hopefully be waiting for a while.
>>716829801
And if that dies?
>>716829823
>>716829840
Because I actually have some pretty neat things to look forward to now.
>>716829840
I have no control over my mind.
>>716829906
And what about after that?
>>716829906
Then i'll just make another one.
The threads are 24/7 after all
>>716829898
What happens when the sky falls?
>>716829702
One of these days.
>>716829721
Maybe.
>>716829906
such as?
>>716829920
that's where i put my effort
>>716830103
I put my effort into keeping my head above the water.
>>716829898
Maybe.
>>716830006
Then I'll keep making things to look forward to!
>>716830033
I'm just imagining you constantly shitposting at yourself now.
>>716830100
You almost had me.
>>716830103
Meeting this idiot >>716830100
>>716830363
I never had you.
Wait... this seems familiar and reversed.
>Calling me an idiot
Wow woW WoW wOw WOw WOOOOOOOW!
>>716830363
And what happens when you have no more?
>>716830363
shiet, you didn't tell me it was makoto going over there
>>716830363
Now you're making me look bad.
It was never that bad before
>>716830494
It is familiar and reversed.
I think I can call you an idiot when I just watched you screw yourself over.
>>716830501
Then I'll already be dead.
>>716830510
Nonono, that comes later.
>>716830520
I'm not making you look bad, it was just a funny idea to me.
>>716830033
The end of days, the Apocalypse.
There are many names for it.
>>716830363
What a sombre thing to say.
>>716830600
And then what?
>>716830615
I tend to expect things to go wrong more often than I'd want to.
>>716830690
It won't matter anyway.
>>716830600
I mean, I sometimes do talk to myself... but not on the thread
>>716830615
Do you believe you'll see it in your lifetime?
Do you yearn for it?
Merry christmas from me....Enjoy the leak and check out this shit lol - snap leak . c f
>>716830743
So ultimately nothing matters.
>>716828831
For thee the dong tolls
It is only a matter of time
And a matter of dongs
>>716829441
Ah, nice! What game? I'm just chilling at work right now
why are the santa hats still here?
>>716830761
Don't we all?
>>716830819
Maybe.
>>716830889
If nothing ultimately matters then why look forward to anything?
>>716830600
Clever...
I can have some self control sometimes! Although you... you seem to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9hhf8j8l5Q
>>716830829
PLS DONG HAVE MERCY! I HAVE SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR!
>>716830829
Freedom Planet.
It's like a polished 2D Sonic
Without Sonic
>>716830889
I'm not sure, I don't think everyone does
>>716830979
Heya Haruhi! I'll be back in 20 minutes or so. I gotta vacuum clean the house
>>716831005
That is because, even though nothing matters, it does not mean you cannot enjoy it.
>>716831005
Because if nothing matters then it's up to us on an individual basis to decide what's important.
>>716831051
I mean, I didn't do anything did I?
>>716831074
I think a lot of people do, though it might just be me.
>>716831074
Fair enough.
>>716831129
Indeed. But we can't fall back into the trap of thinking what we are doing really is important in anyway.
>>716831129
Not yet, no....
>>716830743
Negative thoughts?
They tend to cloud the mind, I try not to think about stuff long enough for me to see their negative aspects.
>>716830761
Maybe not in my lifetime, but certainly my grandchildren will get what I deserve.
Not really, if it happens it happens. It's not like I can change things like that at my own whim.
>>716831210
Sure we can, because we get to define our own views of what's important.
>>716831227
You say that like you're expecting me to.
>>716831279
I've stopped doing it as much lately, it's pretty neat.
>>716831416
Weeeeelllllll
>>716831196
Well, I also talk to myself. So you're not alone.
I'm sure there are more people who also talk to themself, but I'm not sure how many
>>716831279
So, what do you deserve then?
Fair enough
>>716831452
Makoto expecting lewd things
>>716831452
It's like you're trying to make me do it now.
>>716831496
Probably a lot of people do, it helps to organise your thoughts and stuff.
カラミチーマス
>>716831496
N-Not at all!
>>716831549
I'm not!
>>716831416
Everyone has their bouts.
>>716831496
Death, I guess.
My generation has already left its footprint afterall, and it ain't a particularly pretty one.
>>716831549
Not sure how that would help organise.
>>716831744
calamity masu
>>716831800
Only expecting erotic images?
>>716831800
Totally not.
>>716831836
Yeah, as long as they're not too frequent it's fine.
>>716831838
Sometimes it helps you think if you say things aloud.
>>716831836
But why death?
And why you? Why should you be responsible for the mistakes of billions of others? Shouldn't you be only responsible for your own mistakes?
And I don't think that you'd deserve death. Death is something natural that just happens
>>716832106
Strange. I just talk to myself to not feel lonely.
It seems to me like someone in thread wants something to happen
>>716832274
Not a natural death, more like a stillborn. Not given the chance to fully mature.
Why me indeed. Unfortunately, the great toll doesn't look at indivituals.
>>716832543
>>716832274
Oh, that might be a bit different.
>>716832293
Nobody wants anything to happen.