>Walk into your house >You find Nicki Minaj standing

>>716821003
no pets allowed in the house

Rape her

>>716821003
>standing there

>>716821003
ask if i can eat her ass out

Spray Febreeze to kill that gigantus negress butt smell....then 360 it outta there...

Shoot the ugly nigger in the head

>>716821003
Ask her why she's in my house.

>>716821325
this

>>716821003
but she's sitting

Ask 3 questions:
1 Can I grab your booty
2 why are you here?
3 (If I can't grab her ass) Politely ask her to leave

>>716821003
Try and figure out how I can mooch off her fame

Asks her what she wants and if sex is an option.

>>716821332
>360
you would be facing in the same direction

>>716821003
She is sitting down tho.

>>716821003
x-ray please

>>716821003
Explain the difference between standing and sitting, since she's apparently retarded.

Make a 4chan thread

>>716821359
Woah a real daredevil here

>>716821572
/thread

OP fail.

sage

>>716821608
So not true. But yes I'm sure youll finish psychology 102 at some point

>>716821003
Ask her to suck my dick

>>716821003
Are you a fucking publicist or something? Had this shit all day yesterday. Will you fuck off with your fat nigger shitposting!

fuck her right in the pussy :D

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>>716821003
tell that nigger to get the fuck out of my house, then turn 360 degrees and walk away

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>>716821003
chat
get her drunk
shag
impregnate
rinse repeat

>>716821003
Cut her head off and use it as a fleshlight ...

>>716822041
they're all niggers

>>716822280
How very astute of you.

>>716821564
Found the newfag

>>716822280
i am not racist and a baby light skin why not

>>716821720
Rip white cocks

>>716822515
Please don't rip my cock.

>>716821003
Yell "you a stoopid ho" repeatedly at her.
Ask her how she likes it.
???
Profit

Call her a weeaboo sellout and then make fun of her ass implants.

suck her toes and lick her ass

>>716821003
Ring an upholsterer to fix the butt prints left in my furniture.

Then tell the ugly bitch to leave.

>>716821529
>asking to grap her booty.
>ask
Purest spaghetti

>>716823153
Then she has to eat all the eggs.

>>716821003
>Wat do???
Send her back to africa

>>716821003
Eat her puss and see if she'll buy me a new subaru or something

>>716823612
Because white people are american?

>>716823612
She's from Trinidad e Tobago dipshit. Get your facts right racist queer

Id have to try and fuck that ass before she left.

Call cops. Nigger in my house.

>>716823856
Yes, white people conquered the land,
then bought niggerslaves from jewish slave traders who shipped them over from africa to pick cotton.
Now that they have proven that their freedom only cause rape and crime, they should be sent back to africa.

>>716821003

"Ma'am please leave or I call the police!"

then:

"Mom are you OK?"

>>716821564

nope.
360 is 2 * 180.
Learn to angles

>>716821003
febreze the shit out of my couch and set my house on fire for good measure
dat nigger bo

>>716821003

The probability to see Nicki Minaj standing in my house is beyond absolute zero.

>>716824214
Bruh The whites killed all the Indians. You are criminals. There is nothing to be proud of that

>>716821564
you dumb motherfucker

Fire three shots. Two to the chest, one to the head.

Beg her for money.

Turn her around and fuck the living shit out of her

There is a nigger that broke into my house and was stupid enough to stay in my living room till I got home. Shoot her.

>>716824693
you have no house

>>716821003
call the cops and sue her for burglary. Get a shit ton of money since she is rich.

>>716824680
fucking this

>>716821564
newfag

>>716824466
Do people still use the whole "your ancestors did this, so now you are responsible for their actions" argument?

Say, "Please, have a seat... on my face."

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>>716824214

I'M KOREAN

SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN

AMERICAN IS PIG

DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?

DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?

AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING

GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A


>>USA = SLAVERY
>>USA = WAR
>>USA = NUCLEAR BOMB
>>USA = FAT FOOD
>>USA = RACIST
>>USA = IS NOT WHITE

>>716824925
>>716824992

yessss

>>716824466
The Indians killed themselves by attacking the white people.

>>716822442
>>716824318
>>716824469
>>716824842
you all fell for it. newfags smh

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Put her in doggie

>>716824466
Conquering all the land and being more advanced than quite a lot of "cultures" is quite something to be proud of.

>>716825133
fuck thats a fine booty

>>716821564
You are baiting bait

Bait-ception

>>716821564
NEWFAGG SPOTED
>>716825014
North Korean fagg spoted

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>>716821003
Ask
>Who let you out of the zoo?
>Then it's time to rape

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>>716825252
Trade on kik or email?

>>716825368
dont have anything that good anon. thanks for the offer though

The Illuminati have finally come for me. Run.

>>716821003
I'd ask her, who dat who dat?

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>>716825555
wasted as fuck

>>716821003
Fuck her asshole.. leave

>>716821325
>ask

>>716821003
open fire

>>716821003
I'm good, as long as she has makeup on.
She's a fukken troll without it.

Fuck the shutout of her

>>716825014
lel

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>>716826013
>troll
More like a weird elf.

>>716826880
true. all you gotta do though is throw her around and fuck her from the back. wont even have to see her face.

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for a nigger she sure has some white ass skin.

>>716821003
She's sitting