Waifu claiming thread.
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Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discuss bullshit
>Insults must be original
>The rules don’t matter
>If you're posting images then you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
Sameji claim’d
>>716808241
I live in the UK, so it's only like 500 miles.
>>716808387
see, that's like 2 states over for me
there's no reason to not be bi
still here
and
>>716808402
cute
>>716808483
what if they dont like men or women
>>716808483
fuck you.jpg
>>716808531
they're probably not human
>>716808483
What if you only like girls?
>>716808574
yes
>>716808456
It's nowhere near the furthest I've ever travelled, but since it's at least an 8 hour journey it seems a lot longer.
My Nui
>>716808602
o bb
>>716808600
well then you only care for looks because guys and girls are both amazing
>>716808483
stop putting things up your bum
>>716808603
and that's the whole of your country? that seems so strange to me
>stellar claim
>>716808664
They're both horrible.
>>716808654
:o
>>716808694
no!
prostate massages are great
>>716808583
>>716808600
like this or something
>>716808694
The whole of the country is like 800 miles, it's not very big.
>>716808712
baguette
>>716808531
She is best Madoka
>>716808664
Guys are disgusting though.
Also what if I prefer not to have a loose butthole?
>>716808756
Is this a moogster?
>>716808761
she is cute yes
>>716808774
then you don't take it up your ass
>>716808745
only cares for looks
>>716808724
do you like bestiality?
>>716808739
maniac
>>716808749
still weird to me
>>716808851
you tell me
>>716808932
try it! :o
>>716808952
:thinking:
>>716808932
It's weird to me and I live here.
>>716808869
I'd rather not date someone that could body slam me.
>>716808863
Your waifu is cute too. Looks like she needs a bit of work to happen though.
>>716809025
:ok_hand: :joy: :ok_hand:
>>716808869
No.
I like 2D.
>>716809095
petite boys exist!
Still waiting for for the QOTT
>>716808976
i'm a power top, i do the inserting into others
>>716809049
you grow up in the UK?
>>716809156
so ask one
Hello everyone.
You nigs got nothing on Miia
>>716809120
I like 2.5D
>>716809186
no reason you cant fuck someone whilst having a buttplug in you too!
>>716809119
*circlejerks*
>>716809198
shoo
>>716809109
anything can happen in time
>>716809198
hanako
>>716809303
Time is all you need sometimes
>>716809186
help
>>716809297
Triggered
>>716809025
Chips wife
>>716809147
Yeah but I like smooth voluptious curves that you can only get with women.
Also what if you like the feel of vagina?
>>716809186
Yep. Lived here my entire life.
>>716809452
you should date people for their personality, not having a dick or bagina :o
>>716809501
>>716809297
No u.
>>716809303
Tomoko.
>>716809395
Goteem
>>716809400
Space cop
>>716809558
Now that's just hurtful
>>716809564
No u you baguette nigger
>>716809551
Bagina is my new favorite word.
>>716809364
yeah thats what i said.
>>716809558
how are you
>>716809564
I'm hungry for chips
>>716809258
sure there is, i don't put things up there
>>716809367
how can i help you? i can't even help myself
>>716809501
should move to murica, we have guns and states the size of your island
>>716809555
What?
>>716809714
I bet you've never even fingered yourself! :O
>>716809714
i can't think on my own for some reason.
>>716809740
nothing, your waifu looks weird
>>716809714
I don't know that I care about the guns, or the size of the states, but I have been considering it in recent months.
>>716809714
You need a dominant person to show you what's up.
>>716809551
But the whole reason of dating is to get to the vagina so you can produce Mini Mes
>>716809773
what part of "i don't put things up my bum" don't you get?
>>716809851
can't help you there m8
>>716809858
come to minnesota, we're the best state of all the states
>>716809870
i am a dom
>>716809631
You are being a bit of an ass
>>716809705
I'm hungry for you
:^)
>>716809858
>>716809858
Buy a Beretta M9
>>716809618
I'm sorry.
>>716809688
I'm good. How about you?
>>716809926
you can adopt though
>>716809943
you say that without trying! :o
>>716809957
Excuse me
>>716809926
Minus the mini Mes part.
Seriously, people should stop breeding like we need more fucking fedora wearing asshats.
>>716809773
>not fingering yourself
>>716809851
She does?
>>716809943
Probably not.
>>716809957
What?
>>716809968
Why?
>>716809957
:D Don't eat me pls I have a soul
>>716809714
>>716809858
DO NOT GO TO THE US
ITS A SHITHOLE FULL OF KIKES, NIGGERS, AND SJWs
I PISSED AN SJW OFF AND SHE SAID I WAS AFRAID OF HER BECAUSE SHE HAD A DICK
THE CRIME RATE IS HIGHER THAN THE DEE OH DUBBLE GEE
AMERICA IS BUMFUCK COUNTRY
T. Floridian
>>716810046
not fingering is not ok :o
>>716809998
i think you can guess how im feeling
>>716809998
>one off
You should be
>>716810002
>two off
You should be
>>716810046
I like her eyes
>>716810057
Souls only makes me hungrier
>>716810108
>Florida
there's your problem
>>716810169
eww her skin is all mutated :o
>>716807699
She lives on with me.
>>716808131
Lies, as always, you can't prove any of that!
anyway my internet is acting odd again so i don't think i will be able to speak to you here
>>716809714
Just to offer alternative opinion, I am from the US and it's awesome here. I live in rural Kentucky.
>>716810000
You're supposed to pass on your genes though
>>716810028
Children is literally the only reason vaginas exist.
Practice safe sex: Go Anal
>>716810000
>checked
and i never will
>>716810046
hushushush, it's the best
>>716810108
go back to your land of kikes and niggers, you're barely even part of the union, 1/10 made me reply
>>716810243
how much buttfucking occurs there? i refuse to visit
>>716810243
GET OUT OF BUMBLEFUCK NOWHERE
LIVE IN RICHER COUNTRY LIKE JAPAN
>>716810169
well color me fucced
>>716809943
I want to watch FLCL every time I see you.
>>716810046
She's like overly pretty
And an M9 will defend your life, but I say you should get a Glock. If you come to America make sure you know how to use one.
>>716810326
US is objectively shit though
Donald Trump is president.
Places like Florida, New Jersey, Alabama, etc. exist
Race mixing central.
>>716810326
please try once ;-;
>>716810278
is there a rule on how to human? :o
>>716810397
that face makes me so happy
>>716809688
Then thats all there is to it.
>>716810214
I don't even see what you mean
>>716810331
oh
>>716810385
That's the idea
>>716810108
This>>716810194
>>716810140
Your'e right, i just might have to take care of that.
>>716810169
Eh,
>>716810559
It's been 3 years, I guess I should rewatch it, huh?
>>716810551
yeah
Eat, sleep, eat some more, find mate, mate, raise offspring, die.
>>716810397
so do it nigga, it's only like 3 hours of anime, i do it like every other week
>>716810539
sounds like you went to the wrong places, i live in a white utopia
>>716810551
nyet
>>716810229
But it is true.
I'm off too, going to carry Nui to bed. Goodnight.
>>716810699
[x] Doubt.
>>716810397
> Glock
Come on now, i thought you were better than that.
>>716810360
But I love bumblefuck nowhere. It's cheap and the internet is good because for some reason Frankfort our capital gets prioritized for stuff even though there's only 10k people here.
Tokyo is expensive and I don't speak enough Japanese, and I already settled my family here.
>>716810326
A moderate amount of buttfucking. Less than a big city area.
>>716810699
What the f
why?
>>716810624
her skin is green
>>716810690
hmm so it seems
but what about love?
>>716810699
nyet = not yet (but you will) ????
>>716810561
uh yeah
>>716810630
well if you dont want to i can take care of it myself
>>716810624
o
>>716810690
>raise offspring
absolutely disgusting
>>716810848
nyet means no yo
>>716810833
i still refuse to visit
>>716810841
>not watching your favourite anime on a regular basis
what, do you not love your waifu or something?
>>716810848
nyet = i already said no
>>716810848
>>716810912
I don't see any green
>>716810945
yum spaghet eheh
>>716810998
>>716811027
I don't speak spanish
this is america :o
>>716811051
yum spaghet h3h3
>>716811081
it's russian m8, plus you live in mexico :o
>>716811111
10/10 get
>>716811111
1
>>716811051
:/
>>716811163
ARIZONA
>>716811111
Amazing get
>>716811209
:\
the browser says i got a (You) but i see no (You).
i am spoke.
illya claimed hows your guys nights
>>716810133
It's a little boring, at the very least.
>>716810108
I have a feeling you're a little biased.
>>716810169
They're pretty cute.
>>716810326
Is it really?
>>716810397
She is.
I can't imagine myself being too good with guns, to be honest. I'd probably shoot everything but the thing I'm aiming at.
>>716811290
do girls have prostates?
>>716811258
:o
>>716811260
same it shows a dotted line though
>>716811284
too cute
>>716811390
Nope
>>716811111
That get
>>716811402
Oh shit did 4chan fuck up?
>>716811462
interesting
>>716811390
No, they do not.
>>716811290
What is she, an idol?
She's really pretty
>>716811390
Konata roll :o
>>716811284
That is a lewd Illya
>>716811514
maybe that's why it's boring
it feels very good massaging mine :o
>>716811027
I haven't seen FLCL in 3 years, I think I'll watch it later lol. And I watch Sabagebu every six months.
Oh! Actually FLCL was the first anime I brought on DVD way back in 05'
>>716811290
Protip: to be a great shooter you must squeeze the heck out of the handle so that the barrel doesn't traverse on it's own as you're pulling the trigger. You'll never miss.
>>716811528
Discount roll :o
>>716810919
Of course i want to, but I would love to watch that too.
>>716811462
Sad, they will never know true pleasure.
>>716811209
close enough
>>716811290
we have a roughly 90% population of whites iirc, most of whom are germanic or scandinavian in origin, reasonable laws, low spectrum of crime, high standard of living, apart from the weather it's a fantastic place
>>716811390
no, they don't
>>716811260
>>716811402
thank the nine, i thought i was the only one but was too embarrassed to say anything
>>716811575
it's worth a watch regularly
>6 months
gotta bump that to at least 3 m8
>>716811596
ree
>>716811638
>
>>716811503
maybe i will see next thread i guess
>>716811603
well i didnt say you could watch that would be embarrassing
>>716811675
maybe they changed it
>>716808319
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mII9NZ8MMVM
watch this video or your mother slowly grow cancer. The next time you will talk to her she will stutter as a result.
>>716811675
canadian
>>716811761
only an autist would freak out about someone changing waifus :o
>>716811675
I like to completely forget about it before watching again, it's like I'm watching it for the first time everytime ^^
>>716811761
She looks like she wants my money.
>>716811528
Yeah she's an idol, a pretty cute one too.
>>716811575
It was more a statement on my eyesight and hand-eye coordination.
>>716811675
To be honest, I just plan to move wherever the work is.
>>716811559
Having sec with a girl isn't boring.
Well if your dick is at least average, yes.
A girl moaning your name as you thrust you dick into her hole, eventually her vagina clenches on your cock making it more pleasurable, her quivering from the pleasure.
But if its guy on guy, awkward sex that could hurt and only manly grunting. Its pretty disgusting.
>>716811789
i dun like it, i have to actually read the thread now
>>716811869
better than mexico
>>716811871
weirdo, i like to have every line of dialogue memorised
>>716811920
what field? it's mostly tech and financial jobs in downtown minneapolis
>>716811789
What if i did it too? Then we could watch each other~.
>>716812004
I date people because I love them, not because I like getting off
though sex with guys is amazing so you're double wrong
>>716812017
we have tacos, you have poutine :o
~
>>716812017
I'm a programmer specialising in computer games, so for me where I live will all depend on where I find someone that wants to hire me really.
>>716811920
You can easily tweak the slights of a gun, no biggy
>>716812017
Kek english and japanese?
>i can't believe how much i loved haruko
>>716811822
>*comes out of shadows, tipping fedora*
Nothing personnel, kiddo
>*teleports behind you*
Need More Power
>*Unsheathes Yamato*
Au revoir
>*uses Time Blade Fury on you*
I just had this suit dryclean
*sigh*
>less than 2 weeks before I have to go back on base
oboi
>>716811869
But it's free entertainment
>>716811871
She'd love it if it came freely
>>716811920
I would have to agree with you, the only other Idolmaster idol I know is Rin.
Say, are you new or I'm just being blind?
>>716812108
I dont think I could do that but i wouldnt mind watching you
>>716812219
tacos give you diarrhoea, poutine puts hair on your chest
>>716812389
there is a lot of programming and IT type jobs round here, not a lot of games tho
>>716812427
nah, just english, i don't speak Japanese, so there's no point in watching tv in it
also Sameji is best girl
>>716812478
it was fun with all the discount variations
bargain bin being a favorite of mine :o
>>716812537
poutine is retard fries
tacos are yummy snack and thats a myth :o
>>716812427
At the very least, I'm willing to try it out.
>>716812478
I'm fairly new. First came here on Sunday, I believe.
>>716812537
Yeah I'm more likely to move to an area that has a lot of companies that work on that kind of thing. I'll have to do the research at some point, if I decide I'm serious about it.
>>716812537
I love Samehi and Haruko. My brother is a huge Samehifag, though.
>>716812692
it's not a myth, tacos are shit, liquid shit
so is poutine tbh, i can't stand the stuff
>>716812751
yea, it's certainly not a decision to be taken lightly, honestly if i were you i wouldn't even move unless the job was a guaruntee
>>716812768
>Samehi
who?
>>716812890
why are you eating liquid tacos? :o
>>716812890
That was the plan. It seems like there'd be more opportunities there than there will be over here in the future though, so it's worthwhile for me to look into.
>>716812542
I've had so many variations I can't even remember most of them, but I do love/hate the original one.
>>716812751
Huh, well it's been days since I posted.
Welcome! Hopefully you enjoyed those threads
>>716812751
Get a glock as your first gun. It's easy and simple and has a burst firing mode that's super cool. Glocks can't really penetrate the human skull so you might want to aim at anything else.
>>716812890
Sameji*
Stupid letters are next to each other.