Will post own story. Let's see what you guys think >be

SORRY FORGOT TO ADD! WOMEN HATE THREAD CONT.

Go on faggot

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>>716804798
>>716804882
Thought this was gonna be a woman beater /thread

>>716804798

Subway has pretzels now?

>>716806055
The Walmart one does. They have good popcorn too. Continuing.

>girl ends up giving chad my number
>she texts me
>we text for a bit and eventually set up a casual "date" although I'd hardly consider it that. We had never even truly met
>pick her up
>she is super quiet and awkward
>get her to open up due to my drunken charm. I had been drinking again because I'm an alcohol
>dinner goes surprisingly well
>take her to ice cream place after
>make her laugh hysterically several times
>felt good man
>while in car eating ice cream, she says she has to be dropped off to go to her bfs play
>should've been a red flag, but I didn't really care. Just wanted her pussy
>say ok and drop her off
>go home thinking that I kind of like her but don't expect much to come of it since she has bf

>>716806652
Whats taking you so long to crtl-v?

>>716807265
Fuck. I'm on mobile and connection is slow as fuck.

Cont.
>so date when pretty well as stated before
>girl says she broke up with bf right after play
>the cold hearted bitch. Should've been a red flag, by I ignored it as I just wanted the pussy
>texts begin to get more flirtatious
>end up taking her on second date, I forget where, I was likely drinking
>remember that she invented me to her place after
>in bed making out
>have 7 inch dick, expected her to be impressed
>she says "it's about average"
Whatever, have horrible awkward sex with her
>we go to breakfast place in morning
>she is horny as fuck and all over me throughout meal and in car
>drop her off at home and go to work
>continue to talk to her and have frequent sex
>she turns out to be super cool and sweet
>make her my gf after a few weeks

waiting

>>716808355
bump

>only pizza place that delivers in my small town so honestly make good money. About 25 per hour in tips plus min wage
>take her all kinds of fun places and buy her all kinds of shit
>things are going great for about a year
>however, in this year, she discovers my major drinking problem
>begin to treat her badly when blacked out
>begin to be increasingly reckless and frivolous with money
>begin to become heavily addicted
>she starts to want out, but I have become dependent on her at this point for emotional support as well as to have someone to lean on and take advantage of I guess since mom died of heroin overdose and brother is addicted to heroin. Have no one else but her
>we are often in fights and cold towards one another
>all the while, she still works with chad and is talking to him casually since they had been friends even longer than she knew me

>>716808001
>>716808355
Sorry!

Cont.
>we eventually start to fuck more
>i take her out on a lot of dates, spend a lot of money, that sort of thing
>our sex starts to slow down
>it was always awkward but now we dont have it as much
>she mooves in with me even though i know thats a huge nono
>catch her in bed with 19 inch black guy
>u mad whire boi?

>>716808728
at least some /b fags have the common courtesy of being believable. Your story was terrible.

>>716808674
Holy shit op you're almost me

>we go out to eat several times in a group of friends
>I'm drunk every time, chad is visibly annoyed, gf ignores him and seems to want to take care of me
>one day am obliterated from vodka
>just got off work
>throughout day gf is telling me she is going to friends house
>I'm ok with it, tell her go ahead
>once off work in my drunkenness I demand she come over and hold off on hanging out with her friend for another day
>was super horny and wanted her to come over
>she says she can't
>I start to beg her to come over
>she keeps saying no
>give up and tell her she can come over once she is done with friend
>she agrees, says she should be over by 1 am
>begin to play video games
>it's 12:30 am
>start calling her to confirm she is coming
>no answer
>call 5 times in a row
>no answer
>pass out>wake up in morning to texts at about 2 am asking if she can still come over, but I was already asleep
>she comes over when I wake up at about 1 pm

>>716808001
Fuck off normie I hope chad cucks you for eternity you sore loser

>let her inside
>we cuddle on bed for awhile and watch Netflix
>was off for the day as was she
>she gets up to go to bathroom
>she leaves phone next to me
>was wondering why she ignored all of my calls last night so decided to look at her texts and see what she was really doing
>first time I ever didn't trust her
>see that she didn't hang out with friend, they were actually scheduled to hang out that weekend
>see texts from chad MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND
>texts about what movies they were gonna watch that night etc. nothing sexual in texts so didn't suspect anything quite yet
>she comes out of bathroom and lays back down
>ask her how her night with her friend was
>she says "good"
>ask her if she was really with friend
>bitch begins crying uncontrollably
>says she was actually with chad
>ask what they did
>through tears she sobs, "watched superman!"
>I ask "what else"
>she says they cuddled
>she says he tried to kiss her twice but she denied him
>she says they held hands while cuddling
>she says he gave her back massage
>she claims that is all that happened and she hopes I forgive her. "She loves me"
>nah bitch. Take her home
>she texts me as soon as I drop her off
>begging for me to take her back
>I ask what else they did, as I don't believe she is being entirely honest

>>716810937
So she fucked him.... the suspense is killing me anon

where is the rest?

>she tells me he "moved a bit lower"
>ask her what she means by that
>says he gave her a butt massage
>flip my shit over text, kek
>decide to call Chad, he won't answer
>to subway that night
>he is there
>walk in and casually order a sandwich
>ask him if he actually hung out with my gf
>he denies everything but I terrible liar
>order drink as well
>start calling him a bitch very calmly but in super degrading way
>he is noticeably starting to get pissed, but is at work so can't do anything
>places my drink on counter and tells me I don't have to pay for anything
>throw 32 oz Dr Pepper and his face As hard as I can
>look of utter shock on his face
>I walk out and tell him I'll be in my car if he wants to talk once he gets off (about 20 minutes)
>sit in car drinking more vodka preparing to fight
>gf comes out crying
>asks me what the hell is wrong with me
>throw remainder of vodka in her face
>speed off to liquor store across the street to sounds of her yelling "you fucking asshole!!!" While blasting Kanye west for some reason
>don't really know why I was splashing drinks in everyone's face that night

>>716812704
Kek please continue

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God damn a green txt story on /b/ again praise kek. Go on OP im quite interested

>after getting another bottle, drive to local school parking lot and blast Kanye west some more, kek
>throw up out of door
>decide to go back to Walmart to see what's going on
>Chads car isn't there
>find gfs car on side of Walmart
>park right next to it
>she is crying in drivers seat, hair wet with vodka
>oh god, what have I done
>get out of my car and knock on her window
>she looks up and stares at me, I stare at her with stupid look on my face
>start to dance like a ballerina and For no reason
>she just continues with that resting bitch face
>eventually rolls down window
>says "WHAT"
>I say, "what do you think?!"
>she continues crying
>says she can't let me drive home in my condition
>I tell her, "I'll let you drive me home as long as I can drive".. kek!!!
This shit seems so ridiculous now that I type it out, but anyways...
>being the dumb bitch she is, she agrees
>I end up driving to chads house
>piss on front door while she sits in car laughing/crying
>start calling him, he still doesn't answer
>call him on her phone
>nigga answers

>hullo?

>THIS NIGGER!!!

>just hang out and got to gfs house
>just the shit out of her rather abusively
>she starts crying AGAIN
>fall asleep
>wake up at like 5 am.
Will continue...

>>716812704
So, you're a shitty person, but this is a women hate thread?

The bitch a whore tho

>>716813692
>just the shit out of her rather abusively

Have you been drinking? Or ESL?

>>716806652
>>girl ends up giving chad my number

How the fuck can she give him your number if she don't know you, faggot?

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>>716808728

Spotted the nigger!

>>716813692
I honestly hope you're one drink away from shutting your liver down, with no one around to get you to a hospital so you're more comfortable as you die, no, I want you to be in as much pain as you can feel. Maybe you'll even do heroin like your mommy and brother, but you can't get anymore because of how alone you become, so it's not even the sweet heroin killing you, it's the withdrawal, and no one around to here your last word, which would be a good thing, since they'd be worthless anyway

>>716813921
Yes, I'm an alcohol, sorry. I meant "fuck the shit out of her.
>>716813929
It was a simple mistake. Switch it around, taking the context of the story into account

Now let me continue. I don't have this shit pretyped

>>716814129
God damn if ur triggered go to another board and let OP finish the story xdd

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>>716814129

Spotted the 32 year old White Knight Virgin!

honestly it seems like she cheated because you're a drunken abusive asshole not because shes a bad person. Never good to have it with your best friend but tbh you created the situation yourself.

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>>716814239

We're good, continue OP. Even though you are automatically a faggot.

>>716814362
Nope, I just hate that this faggot is trying to make himself seem like the victim, when it's clearly not the case

>>716814371
Im a drunk, and ive been with my wife for over 7 years and shes never cheated on me

>>716814600
Maybe you're just too drunk to notice all the dick she gets on the side, 7 years is a long time

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>>716814599

>>716814599
She cheated on him, that was her fault not his, she could have left his ass and with his best friend the bitch has no soul

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>>716814712

Says the guy that gets zero pussy.

>>716814768
If you're OP, has all that drinking affected your dick? It's not uncommon for alcoholics to develop ED, maybe that's another excuse for your wife

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>>716814937

Not OP, but Alcoholic. I have never gotten whiskey dick my entire life of 43 years. My dick gets hard when the wind blows. I still get pussy 5 days out of the week. I am an exception to the rule though. Drinking does effect most men and give them ED, to me it just makes me extra horny especially the next morning in the hang over phase.

>>716814129
>>716814599
>>716814937
>Same fagging this hard
Did your daddy have Budweiser on his breath when he was beating you and your mom?

So do you plan on writing the sequel anytime soon ?

>>716815165
I've heard the same stories with weed. The only time I couldn't get hard was after a girl tried to deep throat me and threw up on my dick

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>>716808728
umm op is already confirmed black
>drunk
>reckless
>shit job
>family is heroin addicted

anon is a pizza delivery driver


http://imgur.com/gallery/xXxTh

>>716815165
Not op exact same here dude, the only problem i get is when im so drunk i have trouble cumming because i can't feel enough so i can just plough away for hours.

>>716814129
Kek I don't care at this point anon. I hope you die a shit death too.

>wake up at like 6 am
>take shit in gfs bathroom
>walk home (small town)
>just ignore both Chad and gf for a good few months
>two nights ago, get random text from random number
>it's ex gf
>she misses me
>go over
>spend awkward day together
>ask her to take me home, she wants me to stay.
>I stay
>just drank my last half pint of vodka
>going to jail soon, don't really care

And umm.. pretty much now she is asleep. Which brings me to the whole point of this shit thread. What do?
Fuck this shitty mobile postin and this bitches shitty wifi. Was trying to post pic with story but this shit is taking forever

>>716815305
You really calling that samefagging? Are you gonna do the same with all of OPs posts? You're retarded

>>716815409

I can relate to this, I can easily last 1-3 hours which just pisses my wife off. Sometimes she will just leave me and go to bed in the middle of sex because she can't deal. Which in turn pisses me off. Wish I had some side shit at that point. It's nice to have someone to relate too.

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>>716815573
Jail¿
What else has ur nigger ass done explain

>>716815573
call her a lying worthless whore and piss on her all furnitures

>>716815573

OP if she is seeing your best friend over you, the only thing you can truly do for yourself is dump the bitch and move on. I'm an older Anon and have been through some shit, and even shit like yours. The best thing you could ever do for yourself is move on. There are way better women waiting down that road, along with some bitches that and landmines so be alert. What ever you felt for this bitch, you can easily feel for another even ten fold. Don't ever forget that. Don't ever let anyone treat you bad, ever. Fuck them. Chad is obviously not a good friend and does not deserve to have you in his life. He will some day regret it.

Leave her in her sleep and go home.

Why are you going to jail?

>>716815573
This story wasn't interesting in the slightest, you're delusional for thinking otherwise. You seem to also think you're a victim here, but, again, that's not true. You've pretty much destroyed most of your life so far, so why not get some balls and destroy the rest with the hollow end of a gun

>>716815860
If dubs do this

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>>716815975
Fuck off back to your trap thread ant least it was OC

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>>716815975
>This story wasn't interesting in the slightest

Waits for more copy pasta threads.

Wake her up by urinating all over her face. Tell her it's because she's a worthless whore.

>>716815573
You should block her and never look back. End of story.

You don't know the whole story, and even if everything she said was all that happened she still emotionally and physically cheated on you and will do it again. You already took the frist step just do a clean break, not worth it in the long run and trust me the pain can get much worse even tho it doesn't seem possible.
Also... Get in god damn Aa

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>>716816121
This is also OC, you know what they have in common? They're both utter shit

OP here. Fuck bros, every time I try and post pics it keeps taking forever to load. I was excited for this. Have literally been trying for like 10 min to upload the damn pic with my story and take requests

>>716816242
first urinate on bed, carpet and clothes
poo for extra points

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>>716816299

they need to be under 2mb

>>716815573
Been there done that. Sucks ass man but all you can do is leave. Trust me you don't even know half of the story, you know just enough to make it seem bad without going over the top. You would be a fool to stay, and it will only cause your drinking to be far worse because of how toxic that relationship is.
Leave, now.

>>716815573
Dude if your going to jail soon fuck it go to chads house and fuck him up

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>>716816292

>you know what they have in common?

>>716815971
Dui and on probation. Can piss hot for alcohol while on probation. Pissed hot twice. Probation violation. My probation officer is a bitch so I'm going to jail for awhile

And uploading this pic is really pissing me off. Will try and take one more, but if it doesn't work, I'm just going to say fuck it.

OPs story
>ba an alcohol
>Try to cuck some one
>got cucked

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>>716816682

This story is bad and you should feel bad.

Killyourselfnignog.jpg

OP here. Ya these pics are all coming out over 2mb. Not sure what I'm doing wrong, I suck at technology. Sorry, I wanted to deliver. And what with all you people so mad about this story? It's just something that happened in my life that I felt like sharing. We all lead different lives, I guess mine is just a bit more interesting and erratic then yours, but it won't matter in the end. ;)

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nigga you gotta be drunk as fuck to write this poorly. just stop while you're ahead your story is already an inane crock of shit

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>>716817156
Don't worry I liked it, not even expect pics I know niggers are bad with technology so you are excused

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>>716817156
I liked the story, thanks for the OC

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>>716817156

It's a samefag trying to troll you. He could post his posts as proof he's not same fagging, but he is not going to. But you can tell especially after being here 8+ fucking years. Have a good night Anon, ditch the bitch and move on to better things.

>>716817156
Set the photo size to the smallest setting on the camera app when taking the picture.

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germany have the best niggers and germs

>>716817156
Yeah not sure why all these fucks give a shit about your alcoholism - story goes both ways but you're the drunk and she's the one that cheated.
If you want advice, if you don't get black out with her you could go back to her.
If you still get black out, then fuck that you'll just have more problems down the line.
GL op

figure those pics out

i wanna see some hilarious wins on sleeping slut

>She says "it's about average"

You asked her if you have a bi dick didn't you?

What a loser. Who asks that?

OP
Forget all that shit you read until now
That is fucking how you do it
You just come on 4chan because you are insecure, which doesn't have to be a shame
Just go for it and never visit 4chan again bro