ayo, i found this in my grandpa's basement a few hours ago,

>>716797898
Hey that's a finger box. It's in great shape too. Ayo brand.

May be worth some serious cash anon.

I wish I kept my grandfather's.

Aw man a finger box! What a great find!

pretty gnarly by the looks of it. probably not worth much.

whats a finger box? ◘

>>716798207
Honestly for its age. It looks damn good, especially the amount of use I'm sure it has seen

>>716797898
Are you sure it's not a fleshlight?

>>716798327
Oh for fucks sake... Are you serious?

Crappy chinese knock-off. Real Ayo's aren't made of plywood.

>>716798381
no

>>716798327
A penis box if you're smalal enough to fit.

>>716798327
Just fuck back off to your furry faggot cuck threads.

It might be worth something, OP. I wouldn't keep it for personal use tho. Maybe it could make a good display piece.

>>716798468
What madman would put their dick in a finger box?

It looks legit though a little haggard. Worth getting appraised though brotha

>>716798327
Time to teach the newfag.
Anyway... A finger box all though it may seem to be a relatively simple device, it is not on the contrary of being simple a finger box is more than a box with a hole in it, it is a massively complex device containing more than a thousand separate components per box, usually with nine boxes per set that makes over nine thousand separate components, but the device will work limitedly with just one box.

Finger boxing is also known as fingering and boxing and is a massive fad among teens aged 13-18, the device in a simpler form were first invented by William John Trolington over 100 years ago in Australia.

A Finger box basically simulates a feeling, originally this was accomplished with mechanical devices in the box with some extremely cruel pranksters putting item such as glass and nails in witch would often decapitate the finger, this led to a act of parliament in 1919 by the UK banning the devices, which was quickly followed by the rest of the world.

Although still banned the “underground market” off finger boxes saw a boom in sales during the 1980’s and was redeveloped into its current electrical module in the mid 1990’s buy an unnamed Chinese worker.
The device works on the same principals as electrical prosthetic limbs, an electrical impulse is shot up the nervous system that will make the hand think that it is feeling something; anything can be simulated such as stroking a cat or shaking a hand.

The finger box costs around 50 per box and are usually sold out within minutes they have reportedly have gone for over 200 per box on ebay.

THIS IS B8
IVE SEEN THAT BOX BEFORE OP
IT ISNT YOURS
IF IT IS
HOW DID YOU OBTAIN IT

I will pay large amount for that model.

>>716798804
Literally said in the OP how he got it.
Do you have any more info about this model?

It's sad, they really don't make 'em like that anymore. Used to be, fingerboxes were only crafted by master fingerbox artisans, and the art was passed down through apprenticeship, with only the very best apprentices selected to receive their master's secret.

Nowadays, like 90% of fingerboxes are massed produced garbage made in India or China. It makes me sick. Desecrating a true art form just so Walmart can stock it's shelves with 14.99 "fingerboxes" that will probably fall apart in like a week.

About

Fingerbox is an item fad that began on 4chan’s /b/ board sometime in the summer of 2010.

The fad involves someone posting a picture of a Fingerbox with a seemingly genuine question or remark, followed by other users acting as if they not only all know what the OP is referring to, but have owned one since childhood.

The common discussion points are the number of holes, the materials the box is made of, and different custom boxes and their merits.

Inevitably a user finally asks what a Fingerbox is, at which point they will promptly be laughed at and called a Newfag.

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>>716799875
Nice try, faggot.

>>716799875
Next you'll be telling newfags that you can really say "sniper" and "candlejack" without dying.

>>716798468
>>716798411

>if your small enough to fit it

maybe thats why its made by the chinese,there tiny cocks can fit in it

>>716799975
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fingerboxes

>>716800111
WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!!???

>>716800155
>he doesn't know that KYM has been a troll site for years now

Like 90% of the shit on that site is bait to fool newfags.

>>716800221
I have an immunity cat.

>>716800451
Immunity cat doesn't protect you from Candleja

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Has anyone experimented with using a finger box with your thumb? I have a scar where a finger box tore of a chunk of flesh from my thumb and was wondering if anyone else has experienced this.

DUDE I FUCKING LOVED THOSE WHEN I WAS LITTLE

>>716800685
It's a very long cat.

>>716800724
They're not intended for use with non-finger digits. Some models can be modified for use with thumbs if you really know what you're doing, but I wouldn't recommened trying it.

Otherwise, never, ever, use a thumb with your fingerbox. That's like fingerboxes 101 shit.

Ayy, long time since I saw a fingerbox. Nice find op.

Can someone post some fingerboxes out of metal? The texture is amazing on those.

>>716801004
I'm pretty sure that guy's dead. I'm pretty sure Candlejack got h

>>716798642
I couldn't have explained it better,anon.

ah the memories of the good old days c: i knew some oldfags still lurking, i havent seen someone mention candlejack in at leas

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>>716801118

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>>716801654

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>>716801698

who the hell is Candlej

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What's a finger box is it like a prop from a movie or something?

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>>716801654
>>716801698
>>716801737
Some shit's about to go down.

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wow what a classic! have me a fingerbox too. they work great!

>>716797898
I'm guessing its a nigger

>>716797898
Lego my ayo
Also nice finger box op
I sold mine when this meme died years ago

>>716797898
Classic finger box. Looks a bit used, but you could probably shove your cock in there with ease.

>>716798611
Fuckin newfag.

>>716800111
Who's candlej

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>>716802051

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>>716800724
Same here bro, had to get 3 stitches
Those older models can be nasty

>>716797898
You lucky duck you! Gosh what a nice finger box. You can see the history behind it especially with ayo models. Looks like a 45- 46 model. They just don't make finger boxes like they used to.

>>716802496
>>716800724


Fuckin newfags still using thumbs. Dont you know that a cock is the way to work it

>>716797898
Finger box from the 20s, I have one on my shelf. Looks to be in fair condition, you might be able to auction it for a few grand.

>>716798642
>decapitate the finger


>decapitate

>finger

>de
>capitate

So, is this thread, like... the secret annual oldfag illuminat meeting?

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>>716801950
newfag alert

>>716802974
go back to ylyl faggot, men are talking

>>716802974
fucking newnigger

>>716802974
Every year on the second day of Kwanza, aka niggermas. Just use the passwords
>meet at the pool

Any Anons ever tried to sick your penis in one? I did lol never again!
I used to stick my penis in everything when I was young.

>>716797898
Underrated thread with 58 replies meanwhile ylyl niggers get 150-ish replies although half of those are spam.

>>716803637
>when i was young
Implying you are of age.

>>716801654
>>716801698
>>716801737
it's been so long

(;A;)

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Psychosomatic, that boy needs therapy.

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mods are asleep post sinks

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>>716804124
B-but I am of age

>>716802811
>this kills the finger

>>716804974
>no

>>716804476
What kind of spider is that?

>>716804367
>it's been so long cat

>>716803637
stfu newfag

>>716805232
>367

>>716805319
>637

this post will end in 7

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>>716804616
Fuck the mods

>>716805150
It has autism, pls no bully

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>>716805445
Ah, you were mistaken.

Let me show you how.

>>716805794
gg you suck

>>716800111
Double triple immunity

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>>716805904
What's a 4 + 1 post?

>>716798642
>time to teach a new fag
Lmfao you looked that shit up and copied and pasted, garunteed you had no idea what it was and acted like you knew, fuckin newfag

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>>716798642
Nice try, faggot

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>>716806015
shiiiiiiieeeeet

It's an Amish flesh light.. go on bro.. stick your cock in.. once you get past the splinters it's sweet!

>>716801654
>>716801698
>>716801737
I remember when people would have lost their shit over this

>>716799591
This

>>716806162
Your phone's battery will last longer if you let it completely die before charging

Just go to sleep

>>716801654
>>716801698
>>716801737
>>716806432
Me to fellow /pol/tard

>>716806394
Okay, I know this is /b/, but telling newfags to do stuff like this is dangerous. That's a quick trip to the ER.

Besides, no one wants splooge in a vintage fingerbox. You'll need a professional to fully restore the value.

>>716797898
Good shape, but I think the Ayo brand was pretty common. Has been issued to soldiers in Japan for recreation, so they over produced it.
Keep it for sentimental reasons, maybe it saved your grandpa from boredom

>>716806846
>You'll need a professional to fully restore the value.

Haha, oh wow. Is that really what they tell people?

Just open the maintenance hatch, soak a hanker chief in some olive oil, and wipe it off. Good as new, and you didn't have to pay some faggot 250 dollars to do the same thing. Christ, didn't any of your dads teach you anything?

>>716806083
found the newfag...

>>716804476
Good song, sick scratch techniques at the end though it's not exactly catchy.

>>716807064
found the newfag

>>716807156
>>716807064
gaiafags detected

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>>716807156

>>716807061
I'd recommend avoiding food oils unless you're using a disposable fingerbox. They're prone to buildup and can rancidify or absorb atmospheric humidity. Consider linseed or a petroleum-based oil.

>>716807061
Don't use olive oil. Food oils can go rancid. Use a fine mineral oil. Gun oils like breakfree work well.

>>716797898

It's a containment box installed with a glory hole. He probably locked a Smurf up in there and had him give the succ when the granddaddy engaged the box.

>>716807484
!gafwen!

Wow thats some fine burling in the wood on the top. iirc that model was made in indonesia around 1930. pretty decent find anon. I think only about 300 of those were ever made.

>>716807322
>>716807383
Been using olive oil on my fingerbox for years and it looks fine, thanks. Maybe you guys should just take the stick out of your asses and actually try something before you parrot things you read on random fingerbox forums?

>>716807877
Olive oil is for salad and anal sex. Not fingerboxes.

>>716807777
>4 OVER 9000s

dude nice work, you must really know your shit

what's your favorite fingerbox?

>>716807777
Checked.

>>716808090
I bet you know a lot about salad and anal sex you candy ass, but you obviously don't know shit about fingerboxes

God this place really is the asshole of the internet

good thread, rip

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>>716798642
>decapitate a finger

I didn't know that a finger could be decapitated. Severed, sure... But decapitated? That's a new one for me. kek ;)

>>716807877
It will still build up in the wood and will eventually rancidify if any oxygen can get in. Sure, it'll theoretically be fine if the seal remains perfect, but I wouldn't chance it with a vintage box like OP's.

Just stick with linseed or mineral oil, OP. Worth the hassle for something that old. And don't you dare use wax or Pledge or any of that tacky Wal-Mart shit.

>>716808142
Ive never seen one, but the Putin brand fingerboxes seem lovely, the few i've seen come across 4chan were always lovely. If you have any indformation on where to find one, please let me know

>>716806083
oh there's definitely a newfag around here... kek

need a hint on who it is?

>>716808791
inb4 he calls you one.

WHERE ARE MY (You)s mootwo?

WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THEM YOU FUCKING JAP?

IM SO MAD FUCKING GOD DSFARGEG FICK

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>>716808629
Put-ins are nice starter boxes. They even have the right finger joints on the sides.

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>>716808909
Overrated honestly. I prefer the knockoff brand to putins, way cheaper for about the same quality.

>>716809022
I steer clear of the knockoffs.Some are okay, but the quality is all over the place. I value my fingers too much to shove them into a $20 box.

Such a great find anon

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wow you should get it appraised

Anyone ever experiment with 3D printing a fingerbox? I know you couldn't match the quality of a handmade one, but it seems like it'd be a fun little project.

Jesus fucking christ. It's 2016 and you faggots are still doing the fingerbox thing.