It's almost bed time you fucks. But a crazy gigaassclown

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It's almost bed time you fucks. But a crazy gigaassclown will change you in the morning. Roll for what is to happen to you when you wake up!

>ENDING IN 0-1
You wake up black. A total nigger. Hopefully your parents don't shoot you!

>Ending in 2
You wake up covered in shit. Human shit. Doesn't matter whose. Better shower!

>Ending in 3-5
You wake up in a random bed in a random place. Nobody speaks English/your language.

>Ending in 6
You wake up next to your mother. Nude. You are also nude

>Ending in 7
You wake up with 5,000,000 dollars cash on you. And it's 100% clean

>Ending in 8-9
You wake up with metal balls.

Dubs
>Wake up a hot 18 year old girl

Trips
>Wake up a stud. With a huge dick

Quads
>Wake up next to a big nigga with his dick on your b k

Quints
>Wake up the most powerful person ever

666
>Every morning your ass is licked by spiders

777
>One wish

>Calling your post number accurately
Nothing. You wake up yourself