Waifu claiming thread.
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Copy/paste rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per anon
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>Avoid RP/ERP
>Discuss bullshit
>Insults must be original
>The rules don’t matter
>If you're posting images then you're not lurking
>3D is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
Sameji claim’d
Previous: >>716783768
>>716795160
I MUST HIDE BEFORE IM FOUND!
"You are a real follower of our survival gamers. It is fantastic to be atrocious! You must be the one beyond good and evil."
Sonokawa Momoka is now OFFICIALLY claimed! ^^
>>716795304
eat a dick
>>716795051
My BMI is 19
>>716795139
>mfw 1MB is the max in my house
>>716794637
Hopefully you'll hear from him as soon as possible.
When was the last time you guys met?
>>716794696
yes
>>716795382
BMI is not an indicator of size.
I come home and there's 5 cats in my trailer
>>716795480
well, i'm very small and very skinny, fml
Fuck. Okay. This one won't work as well without the image reply...
>>716794696 (Cross-thread)
>>716795337
Try me, bitch.
>>716794814 (Cross-thread)
>Koenigsegg
Hypercars don't appeal to me.
I want to tame the last true godzilla instead. I want my own R34 GT-R.
>>716795053 (Cross-thread)
Or Canada. Canada seems pretty comfy too, minus the whole no E85 thing. Only a 15 year ban there. I could buy my dream car legally there, get it registered and insured with no problems. Live the rest of my life as a frosty canuck.
still here
>>716795477
>>716795593
>10/10
Fair enough, why no hypercars tho
>>716795480
this
>>716795538
how many are there normally?
>>716795456
I don't plan on meeting him anymore. I'll hope for him in silence.
>last time we met
June, I'd say.
>>716795375
It's not that hard to do the previous.
Are things really slow for anybody else here or is it just me today?
>>716795538
Maybe your cat invited them to a party.
>>716795640
Hi Nui! It is a little bit slow today.
>>716795635
who gives a shit
>>716795640
nah, 4chan's been running slow for me for the last couple hours
Claimed
>>716795593
Or you could move here and be warm in a temperate zone.
>>716795563
Im 5'10 and my BMI is hovering at 17 or lower. Its never an indicator.
>>716795825
I have an idea. Eat a sandwich.
>>716795940
If only I had my teeth. And I do eat a lot of pasta.
>>716795825
>>716795797
>>716795791
>>716795746
>>716795640
>>716795635
>>716795632
>>716795615
>>716795538
>>716795480
>>716795456
AND I SPRING OUT OF HIDING AND CLEANSE!!!
>>716795593
I don't have time to deal with you! My personal death battalion shall take of you.
>>716795791
It's useful for archive.
>>716795746
>>716795791
Ah, alright, was worried for a bit there.
How are you guys doing today?
>>716795635
It could be troublesome, even dangerous if you met him again.
I'm also wishing the best for someone whom it seems I can't hope to see.
>>716795538
Kool Kats Klub
>>716795632
Just my Oreo if he's there at that moment
>>716795640
That would be a cute party! ^-^
but oreo was Mia :o
>>716796039
pasta will give a pot belly, you should eat something meaty with low fat
>>716796108
do you like cats? or pets in general? :o
カラミチーマス
Good night
>>716796065
again, who gives a shit?
>>716796105
not bad, have to be awake for another 22 hours
>>716796122
why are there 5 times as many cats there now
>>716796169
Because meaty pasta isnt a good idea
>>716796206
See you ^^
>>716796239
strays live under my trailer
I give them food :o
>>716796174
I love them but I don't have any.
>>716796297
You're going to look like one of those starving African children with the bloated tummies.
Morning!
>>716796054
But i just took a bath, no need to cleanse again right?
>>716796122
And a bit messy, i'd bet there would be tuna and yarn everywhere.
You think he was scared of them?
>>716796239
Woah what? why? that sounds like a pain.
>>716796367
oh such a shame ;-;
>>716796478
It's 11pm :o
>>716796478
She should use a blow dryer,
>>716795632
The pursuit of absolute engineering perfection is the pursuit of engineering boredom. Sure, it goes fast, but can it do anything else? Can it balance between being fun to hoon, but also practical for the things you need to do every day? Is it so overengineered that doing some home modifications will ruin it? Or will turning up the boost a bit, or doing a big single turbo conversion give it that high end punch in the cock it needs to be just what I wanted?
Do they even come in manual? Is that just not a thing for hypercars?
Oh, and they're also expensive as shit and I'll probably never be able to afford one.
>>716795825
I live in a hotter climate already. I genuinely hate it here.
>>716796054
Bitch.
>>716796564
He seems like he tries to bond with them
tho idk how the other cats feel
they often see me playing with Oreo, I hope they're not jealous :o
>>716796568
It really is.
>>716796568
>being this stuck in the past
>>716796594
I'm not sure she's trying to try her hair.
>>716796065
>>716796105
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>>716796478
MORE HAVE APPEARED!
>>716796564
Oh you know what i'm talking about....
>>716796609
Back at you Sending the platoon now!
>>716796317
maniac
>>716796564
resetting my sleep schedule
>>716796609
i guess i see it from the engineer's point of view (planning on doing aerospace) i like seeing how perfect we can make things, and then seeing if we can do it even better and even better. and a Christian said he could've had the one:1 make closer to 1500hp, but he "hates turbo lag", and up until the agra i think they came in manuals, but now you're pumping too much power through it, would probably blow a manual clutch to pieces
i can agree with you on the price and whatnot tho
>>716796848
maybe I'm just way ahead :o
>>716796717
thought of getting a cat?
>>716796239
People that use archive. Here, for the next thread, I'll even give you the previous! >>716795160
You just copy some numbers and then paste them. Wow, seems quite easy, doesn't it!
>>716796108
I think we all do that.
>>716796105
I'm doing pretty decent I guess. Tired as usual, think I should go to bed soon.
>>716796999
Is that black cat sameji's? :o
>>716796415
Sick
>>716796609
Temperate. Not hot. Its a good balance here.
>>716796848
I know, but there's a cool air function on most hair dryers nowadays.
>>716797088
Do you exercise a lot or something?
>>716797055
i think i'm never gunna do it now just to spite you
>>716797085
yee, that's ta-kun
>>716797223
That's just childish.
>>716796933
You've shot me 27 times in the last hour..
>>716797029
I can't at the moment.
If I could, I don't even know if I'd get a cat or a dog.
>>716797055
Those who don't have to do that sure are fortunate.
>>716797216
No, I have problems with retaining weight.
>>716797029
You're probably just behind.
>>716797120
I did not actually know that. I probably should, but I've never paid enough attention.
>>716797344
yea, i'm not a perfect person
>>716796999
Trips checked
>>716797055
>>716797088
>>716797223
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>>716797392
>>716797397
DAMMIT WHERE DO YOU COME FROM??!!!
>>716797378
Need to make sure you dead.
>>716797378
Indeed.
>>716797223
ta-kutie
>>716797378
I'm not a fan of dogs, tho having a companion is always nice regardless
>>716797392
It's night for me morning for you tho :o
>>716796670
Oh, that's sad.
I assume they feel uncomfy about him, it is his territory to him after all.
They likely get jealous when they see you giving them food.
>>716796933
Wait, you want to take a bath with me? it's a nice offer but i have to say no.
>>716796999
Oh, wouldn't it be more easy to stay up like half as long then catch up later? like stay up five more hours everyday until you reach the point, Or do you have to rush it?
>>716797055
Oh, that's good to hear, i hope you had a nice Christmas too, sleep well then!
>>716797664
Yeah, days kind of cycle like that.
>>716797672
what should I do? ;-;
>>716797755
Can you predict the lottery for me? :o
>>716796478
Oshit what up?
>>716796933
We have nothing more to discuss here.
>>716796999
Checked
>hates turbo lag
But the lag is what makes turbocharging fun. It's that kick in the balls you get at whatever RPM that scares the shit out of you if you're not expecting it and it makes it so worth it.
And yeah, going back to the practicality bit, if I can't haul an entire load of groceries in it during the day, and then hoon the shit out of it at night, then it's just not a car for me. Simple as that.
>>716797088
How bad do the summers get? (temp and humidity %)
>>716797664
>
>>716797672
i have a week to get on a new schedule and i'm doing a biphasic one, so it's easiest to skip a night then go to bed at the new time i wanna set
>>716797664
Clearly you have no idea how time zones work...
>Koume/Canaan.
>>716797652
>>716797672
>>716797755
Stragglers!
>>716797924
I know! Your already dead!
>>716797878
Sadly no.
>>716797924
Just woke up, super tired, you?
>>716797672
I hope you also had a nice Christmas!
You get some good sleep too, whenever you do go to bed.
>>716798008
>Koume/Canaan
>>716798116
Bow to your Aryan master
>>716797616
Thanks.
>>716797652
Time for me to sleep.
Goodnight Shiro.
>>716797664
Yeah I like both, but I might be too lazy to be a good dog owner.
Goodnight!
>>716797924
Max of about 38C, average humidity. But there are areas where that becomes a nonfactor. Like around here. Its around 24C and 90% now and its the middle of summer.
>>716797924
not when you're throwing 1300hp at the rear tyres tho, and again that's where the engineering part comes in, how do we design it to be able to take that and still handle reasonably, much less just burn the tyres away, that's the shit i love
i can feel you on the practicality, tho i can get all my groceries in my car without a trunk because i accidentally turned it into a speaker box
>>716798274
Identify yourself! Are you Aryan or not?! SPEAK!
>>716798282
sleep well and warm <3
>>716798134
rip money
>>716798008
????
>>716797937
ta-kutie
>>716798134
Who is this toilet-licking femtrap?
>>716798337
>Max of about 38C
Jesus how the hell do you live?
>>716798388
Nice try.
>>716798417
Toilet-licking femtrap?
>>716798461
Yeah
>>716798370
I'm Aryan af
>>716797878
About the five of them? i'm unsure, maybe lead them out with some nice food.
>>716797937
Well i suppose all i can say is best of luck, hope it works out.
>>716798116
Fine fine i'll take a bath with you, weirdo.
>>716798145
I did, and i will later, see ya!
>>716798461
With air conditioning and in very rare circumstances. Its actually all over the place here, it can be 19C one day and 35C the next.
>>716798596
they all left
and I leave food for all the cats :o
>>716798593
State your name and a general picture of yourself and you shall be added to the non purge list.
>>716798645
That sounds like even more suffering, because you don't get used to how hot it is.
>>716798938
Who is she?
>>716798116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BuLugxEjUlQ
>>716798134
Also tired. It's kinda late here, so I might go to bed soon.
>>716798233
Yes yes I'm a heretic whatever blah blah blah I don't take this shit seriously.
>>716798337
Jesus fucking christ, that sounds nice. Where I live, during the peak of the summer it gets up to about 120F/50C or so. Shit's so bad they have to close down the airports because it's too dangerous to have anyone coming in or out.
>>716798352
>trunk because i accidentally turned it into a speaker box
Meh, I don't need a big sub.
>>716798388
Time
Zones
>>716799028
>Anya (303).jpg
>>716798596
eh, not the first time i've had to do it
>>716799050
nor do it, that's why i put two
>>716799102
I didn't ask you.
>>716799050
You have been added to the list. Proceed Aryan.
>>716798938
>>716798596
>>716798461
You people on the other hand need to be purged!
Yomi claimed.
>>716799309
I don't give a shit.
>>716799446
Then kill yourself.
>>716799050
what are timezones? :o
>>716799498
No you faggot
>>716798825
Oh, well i don't think there's much you can do now anyway.
>>716799143
I do it myself a lot but it's pretty hard, so good luck.
>>716799398
Why purge such perfection? you're just jealous ain't ya?
>>716799521
Fuck off and don't come back.
>>716799540
what have you been up to lately? :o
>>716799540
The only perfection is the Aryan Master race!
>>716799577
Got a stick up your ass or something, kys asshole.
>>716799028
Anastasia, from Idolmaster Cinderella Girls.
>>716799050
Getting some rest can be a good idea if you're tired. Gotta take care of yourself, after all.
>>716799699
Suck my dick
>>716799711
She's slut a toilet-lick semen demon. Thanks.
>>716799759
>trying this hard
>>716799759
Such* not slut. lol
>>716799540
meh, just gotta keep myself occupied
SHE SAID YES
>>716799759
What.
>>716800101
To be fair, it looks like she has a hard time saying "no"
>>716800172
She likes licking my asshole after I shit
>>716799050
Its a good place to live. Guns are the only real 'problem' but pic related.
>Rory-sama
>>716799625
And i'm part of it, the best of it, you can't ever reach such perfection, If you can't see that you must be blind.
>>716799617
Well i've been playing vidya and listening to kirby music as usual, but i've also been in the discord a bit more lately.
Yourself?
>>716799879
I suppose, but what will you do?
>>716800281
Why this
>>716800367
you should add me on discord :o
what kirby song is your favorite?
>>716800367
gunna finish this cup of tea, then i'm gunna play gran turismo for at least the next 6 hours
>>716800502
goodnight
>>716800425
Because the cute ones are the most kinky.
>>716800367
I already am. I am a part of the third Reich! Fuck it your added to the list of Pures. Proceed.
>>716800172
>>716799879
>>716799711
You people must die though!
>>716800502
>rapes
>>716800502
goodnight
>>716800502
Good an easy kill!
>>716799143
>two
Even more excessive for my tastes. At most as far as car audio mods go, I'll just stick new door speakers in (and maybe new rear speakers depending on how shit they sound) and a new head unit, usually Pioneer, and that's about it. Hell, sometimes the door speakers aren't even really needed.
>>716799504
Google searches are your friend.
>>716799711
Yeah, I know, but my sleep schedule has been kinda fucked for the last few days so I'll just end up laying there for an hour or four before I actually fall asleep.
>>716800300
Heh. Unfortunately the entire background check system here is fucked, meaning that people who shouldn't be getting firearms are getting them and those that can't are just getting them illegally anyways. No matter what, America is gonna have a gun violence problem. We're too far gone now.
So yeah, that's a bit of a deal breaker as far as I'm concerned.
>>716800694
do you like killing or something?
>>716800753
why won't you just tell me? :o
>>716800571
I wouldn't say that, usually the desperate ones are.
>>716800753
Oh same. I woke up at like 6am, what normal person does that?
>>716800885
You know all about being desperate don't you.
>>716800769
All non Aryans!
>>716801275
Would you kill qts from other races?
>>716800753
If you can prove that you have a good reason, you are allowed guns. This includes collecting, recreational hunting and sport shooting. As long as you can prove that you do it legally, safely and controlled, theres no reason to not have the license.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Firearms_Agreement
>>716801376
>qts
Explain
>>716801496
10/10 hotties
>>716800936
I really don't.
>>716800753
i did two 12"s with a 1000watt amp, my friend sold them to me for friend prices because he's "too old for subs"
>>716801766
Then you don't know what you're talking about.
>>716801766
The only 10/10 hotties are Aryan No such thing as one not being non Aryan!
I can't sleep
>>716801981
What about sara calixto? She's hispanic and super hot 10/10
I think I'm gonna try to sleep. Goodnight /waifu/
>>716800796
Because you should know this by now.
>>716800885
That's when I probably should wake up, but I don't usually until like 9-10am. It's bad.
>>716801404
If I can't concealed carry a 9mm Beretta for the sake of my own ass, then I'm not gonna get a visa and get naturalized anywhere any time soon.
>>716801804
Damn. Slap on a 3" catback exhaust setup and your neighbors are going to fucking hate you even more.
>>716802227
I don't know, 9-10am sounds like a normal person time to me.
>>716802227
Goodnight, qt.
>>716802304
She's eating my poop.
>>716802227
Why would you be that paranoid anyway? Americans are so damn twitchy with their personal safety that they dont realise that we take the safety of everyone seriously. Sometimes too seriously.
>>716802227
nah, just gunna do a 3" turbo back
sleep well m8
Ryuko claimed
>>716802387
You're crazy.
What about the Jew Evalion? She's on your side.
>>716802227
you're very mean and rude to me :o
sleep COLD
This is my Waifu! There are many like it but this one is mine! My Waifu is my best friend. She is my life. I must master Her as I must master my life. Without me, my Waifu is useless. Without my Waifu, I am useless.
>>716802523
Perfectly fine!