Thinking about getting a dog to overcome life's eternal

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bumping with cute puppy pics

>>716765220
> i want to inprison a living organism and make it just as sad as i am because i dont have any fucking morals and probably watch trap porn all day

Actually kill yourself you dumb faggot

>>716765220
You dont deserve a dog, kys.

>>716765446
I thought dogs were ok with being in crates (for a limited amount of time). My other idea would be to have a fenced in area in my room for the dog.

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>>716765220
That's not how crate training works. If it ever messes it's crate you're fucked, it'll never get housebroken.

Just adopt an older dog that's already housebroken. Worry about crate training later when you've figured out the basics of dog care.

>>716765521
>>716766020
you're probably right

>>716766266
Dubs dont lie, its tome to say your farewell anon.

>>716766248
that is incorrect and you are an idiot

>>716765877
They are. They actually like it, it's comfy and snug and let's them nap in peace.

OP, sometimes it can take a long time. I had a dog once that didn't figure out house training until nearly a year old.

>>716766431
Says the retard who's never trained a dog. If a dog shits or pisses its crate more than a few times, it will lose its aversion to filth and won't bother holding it in.

OP, you want to keep the pup in there an hour or two at a time, then take it outside to the same spot every time and let it do its business. Gradually increase the time in the crate between potty trips until it can handle all day. Always get it to do its business in the same spot, it will eventually become habit and you can take it out to that spot and get it to piss immediately, instead of having it sniff around for 30 minutes before getting in the mood.

What you should do i stie a rope around your neck and jump out the fucking window

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>>716767037
>8 hour work day
Won't be able to take it out to shit every 2 hours

>>716767790
Hence, you dont deserve a doggo wage cuck

>>716768181
The alternative is pee pads. Don't need to take him out every hour. Thanks for replying, you can kys

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Doge

>>716768181
Doggo is acctually a breed of dog

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>>716770259
rly m8ks you tihnk

Why im thinking about gettin a gf and walking her like a dog?
Lol

>>716766482
>They are. They actually like it, it's comfy and snug and let's them nap in peace.

Can you prove this? Prove that an animal enjoys being locked in a crate for an 8 hour work day after already sleeping for the 8 hours the owner sleeps.

>>716770781
I second this.

Ahh yes, gettin a doggo was acctually plan B, gettin GF was plan A.
But what if there still is a chance for a real human companion girl, i have to be sure, else my future gf have to be good with dogs also.

>>716765877
or you train it to be a decent dog that doesnt need to be pinned in a crate all day? My dogs just fuckin roam around and are fine when I get home.

>>716770993
>gettin GF was plan A
No. never was

>else my future gf have to be good with dogs also
Well then she can fuck off

>>716770781
How do you expect someone to prove this?

>Hey dog, do you like being in a crate all day?
>bark bark
???

>>716772196
That's the point, idiot. It shouldn't have been asserted in the first place.

>>716773237
>It can't be proved so therefore it's false
This is what you think

>>716773510
You're a massive idiot.

It can't be proved, therefore it should never have been asserted. But common sense can tell us that mammals - or any creature, for that instance, do NOT enjoy being confined against their will. Having one's movement forcibly restricted is uncomfortable from a biological perspective - it sends signals of distress to the brain because its perceived as danger. This is basic, common sense from an evolutionary standpoint.

Its also cruel to neuter it, it will never forget...

>>716774461
Some day if you neuter it, it will bite your balls off when you sleep

>>716774062
Listen here Bill Nye, wild animals live in dens underground. They're fine with crates. You want to tell me a hole in the ground is more comfortable than a crate?

It has to move around to streghten its legs, its not a russian baby strapped to the bed with mummy wraps in the foster home.

>>716775308
>wild animals live in dens underground. They're fine with crates. You want to tell me a hole in the ground is more comfortable than a crate?

Animals in the wild CHOOSE to den. They also know they can leave their den whenever they want. Forcibly crating an animal where t knows it can't escape no matter how hard it tries is completely different.

>>716767316
Don't forget to tie the other end to something, now

>>716765877
Crates aren't necessarily awful for the dog; even if the door is open, some dogs will return to a crate for naps. The bigger problem is 8+ hours a day with jack shit to do. Then you'll come home, give it a 15 minute walk with a little "fetch" thrown in, and ignore it the rest of the day. Dog's were originally pack animals, and domesticated dogs bread for human companionship. They have strong emotions. Leaving a dog alone that much is just not right dude.

>>716765220
Dogs are for fucking faggots.

>>716773510
how can you be so fucking dumb? this is why you should support abortion people.

>>716768643
Says the faggot NEET who does nothing but look after filthy animals all day.

>>716775746
As humans, we take away that animal's right in exchange for a loving home. 100% of the time, the dog will be more comfortable with this choice taken away then the alternative to living in the wild

>>716774062
>Aspergers.exe

>>716775308
dogs need to be on the move the majority of the day, if you are too lazy, dumb, or autistic to take care of a dog properly just dont buy a dog faggot,

>>716776551
Cause it's had the alternative to compare, right?

>Massive dumbshit alert

>>716776026
idk would be kind of comedic, like a guy fails at life, then tries to end it by hanging, ends up just paralyzing himself from jumping out of the window kind of comedic...haha ...get it?

>>716776551
>100% of the time, the dog will be more comfortable with this choice taken away then the alternative to living in the wild

Agan, prove this assertion.

>>716776619

kek - I've taken the autism test - I actually score abnormally low. Pretty much as far away from the autism spectrum you can get.

>>716765220
Hire somebody to babysit your puppy while you're at work

>>716777101
Count the number of dogs that have escaped a home to go live in the wild. Oh right. None.

And don't bring up abused pets low spectrum

>>716777980
>Count the number of dogs that have escaped a home to go live in the wild. Oh right. None.

You're right - I've never heard of a dog running away from home.

In any event, they don't know anything different - and in many ways, they view their owners as resources. After all, that's how they eat. That means that yes, they are willing to put up with certain things like being crated. That certainly doesn't mean that they enjoy it or that it's best for them physically or mentally.

You're not very good at arguing. I'd suggest cutting your teeth a bit more on Reddit before coming back here tbh fam.

>>716777037
we get it

Don't fucking get a dog to keep it in a cage for all the hours you work and sleep! That's not a life. If you can't put in a doggie door or go home for lunch or fence the dog off in tile room with a pee pad so that it can have some movement you don't deserve a dog.

>>716778272
Dogs run away, but not because they want life in the wild. stupid. so STUPID.

Anyway, the consensus is that it's not fair to the dog to be created an entire work day. What I think I'll do is keep the dog in a fenced in area indoors. This way it has more room to walk around and space to shit away from where he plays.

>>716779158
What is reading comprehension? If you want to know, dont ask this guy

>>716779158
>Dogs run away, but not because they want life in the wild. stupid. so STUPID.

Wow - did you even attempt to read what I stated?

>>716779575
>You're right - I've never heard of a dog running away from home.
I took this as sarcasm. I more or less ignored what you said after this cuz it started out boring. And this is going nowhere so you can stop talking

>>716780117
Fine by me. I've already more than proved my point.

oh and before i leave, dont have children either, just seriously kill yourself before you hurt someone.

>>716780931
I would LOVE to hear your point summarized. One more reply to call this thread a night.

>>716781511
You're irresponsible, goodbye.

>>716781511
Somehow even I don't believe you're actually that dense. You know perfectly well what my feelings on the matter are, as I've made them more than clear. I fail to understand how anyone could read any of my posts and not comprehend what my position is.

Then again, you may surprise me.

>>716781839
>Somehow even I don't believe you're actually that dense.
Man, you're as naive as he is mentally incapacitated

>>716782106
What can I say? I like giving people the benefit of the doubt.

>>716781839
I really just wanted to hear another Bill Nye response but that was almost as autismal

>I fail to understand how...
That's what you sound like

>>716782660
>>I fail to understand how...
>That's what you sound like

Well, that's appropriate, given that's basically what I was saying.

Anything else? Or would you just like to continue to misunderstand what autism is?

>>716765220
1st of all, get a dog, not a puppy
2nd, how tf do you logic youre way into a carpet shitting machine will make your life better

>>716777101
>I actually score abnormally low. Pretty much as far away from the autism spectrum you can get.

Has taken the autism test.

>>716781450
Lrn2quote you dumb gay

>>716783147
If you haven't, you haven't been on /b/ long, newfaggot. This used to get posted all the time.

http://psychcentral.com/quizzes/autism.htm

>>716778272
>Acuses people of coming from reddit
>uses "fam"

Kill yourself.

>>716783381
You're right. No one on /b/ uses fam ironically.

kys famalam.

>>716783371
Yeah, but only the faggot autists took that bait, dumbass.

>>716783475
>bait
>a screening tool for shits and giggles
>hundreds of people posting their scores for the fuck of it

Perhaps you should take the test.

>>716783371
>Someone posts fake autism test.
>Aspie takes test
"You're not autistic!"
>Seems legit.
>Post results on /b/

>>716783451
Only niggers use "fam".
Only white niggers use "fam" "ironically".

>>716783636
>fake
>screening tool designed from clinical questionnaires

lel - kay faggot.

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>>716783371
>psychcentral.Com

Mfw

>>716783785
lol that's fine - I'm a white nigger then. Also I'm bill Nye. Also I'm an autist.

You fags really need to make your minds up.

>>716783821
So, you are an autist? Sending mixed signals here.

>>716783937
I think you really need to come to terms with your disabilities.

>>716783004
I've spent the entire thread debating the ethics of mistreating a pet, while actually mistreating a mentally handicapped person.

I use the word debate lightly.

>>716783603
>>716783821
>"Screening tool designed for shits and giggles."
>"Screening tool designed from clinical questionnaires."

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>>716784093
LEAVE HIM ALONE

>>716784139
Apparently being autistic means you're a jackass.

>>716784021
lol, no. I'm actually a psychotherapist. Licensed MSW with a specialization in addiction. CAADC.

So I know a bit about autism and no, I personally am not autistic. The psych central screening tool is actually very effective if you answer the questions honestly.

>>716784093
Been there done that ;)

>>716784139
You should use the word debate lightly, as you were more or less slaughtered. You failed to provide a even a modicum of evidence in favor of your view and consistently (perhaps purposefully) misinterpreted my stance just to cause confusion and obscure your ignorance.
But please go on if you must - I'm bored and on vacation.

>>716784413
People on /b/ took the test for shits and giggles. That doesn't reflect on the actual efficacy of the tool itself. Like I said, it's actually pretty accurate. Almost verbatim what we use in clinical settings. You just have to answer honestly, obviously. Give it a shot - I'll tell you my score if you tell me yours.

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>>716784476
no

>>716783102
But they're soooooo cute. Definitely not looking forward to cleaning up shit. A dog would be better than a puppy tho

>>716784651
>Autism level 90000000

>>716784800
Come on, really? You could at least make this interesting by trying!

>>716765220
You should probably get a cat instead. I know they are less personable but you can ignore them for long periods of time.

You really shouldn't crate a puppy 19/24 hours a day

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>>716784800
JUST

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>>716784651
Triggered.jpg

>>716785038
See
>>716784875

>>716784875
I think every anon knows the depths of your retardation. Best to just slink away into the darkness.

>>716785145
see
>>716784875

>>716784651
coming from reddit, you should know the term

>tl;dr

Also, letting an anon get to you is never a good idea, kiddo.

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>>716785038
this game is really shit because the chicken is always in your peripheral vision so you just lose by default

>>716785281
Really? THAT was too much reading for you?

Jesus Christ, lol

>>716784651
>Psychotherapist implies an actual degree, not an MSW.

Coming from an actual psychotherapist, not a goddamn social worker, lol.

>>716784651
You mean CADC? That has nothing to do with your autism.

>>716785281
>tl;dr

The quintessential "I'm an idiot with no argument." Congrats.

>>716785468
lol - social workers who practice therapy are psychotherapists - that's where the term originates, idiot. 65% of all therapists have MSW's.

>>716784476
>>716785031
Yes, please stop. His feelings are hurt.

>>716785613
No, I mean CAADC.

>>716785651
Sticking feathers up your assistance does not make you a chicken.

Did you overhear your counselors talking and take your retarded talking points from them? I'm sure you did.

>>716785651
Lol, so you are from reddit? You should go back. It's safe there.

>>716785858
>Assistance, meaning you can't even manage to wipe your own ass. Cause you're a degenerate autistic NEET.

>>716785858
>Did you overhear your counselors talking and take your retarded talking points from them?

lol what? You mean my professors? Or my supervisors? Sure - some of them, if they were good.

>>716785980
kek - I already made that joke several posts ago you unoriginal faggot. Go cage your dog you irresponsible prick ;)

>>716784651
DamageControl.exe

>>716786149
>Handlers, you mean, your special little princess.

You're trying so hard to make strangers on the Internet belive you're an actual grown up, big boy. Think about that.

>>716786201
lol - what part of
>I'm bored and on vacation.
don't you understand, anon?