let's get this thing going. I'll give you a 10 number

Niggers try to swim, in sea, realize they can't and drown

>>716752098

Roll

Commies run for niggers and try to attack them

>>716752216
Roll

Californians start a religion called "Idioticy"

Hillary's Mega Nuke™ explodes a half mile in the air, the island becomes populated by Niggers

Ayys try to colonise the mountains

>>716752216
Roll

Ayys overrun the Californians, develop an advance military which starts an arms race with niggers

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>>716752447
Californians reach the nigger starting area and try to kill them, a great battle ensues.
faction strenghts:
- californians: communism and anti-pollution laws
- niggers: long penises and land speed records

20-29 decides how the situation evolves

Niggers all ded

>>716752763
Niggers evade the attacks and rape the commies

>>716753045
Roll

A group of rebels break off of the Californians and make a capitalist empire that sides with the ayys

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I'm not creative enough for a roll but I like these threads, have a bump

>>716753045
Roll

>>716751936
Trump wins elections

>>716751936
Island gets inhabited by sexy naked woman

A group of rebels break off of the Californians and make a capitalist empire that sides with the ayys

>>716752763
Ayylmaos make a giant statue of their god.

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>>716753521
The news of the election of new president trump reaches the island.
Niggers abandon the fight and flee for the forest in despair
Commies are scattered around the area in confusion, they are appealing for the popular vote

both factions lose a couple of units in the fight

>>716754208
sorry I forgot.

60-69 wins next roll

>>716752373
Roll

>>716752373
Roll again with >>716753801 as a bonus

>>716754208
Commies regroup and make a permanent settlement near the beach, niggers regroup in the forest and live on trees

>>716753801
REEEEEroll

>>716755016
roll

>>716755016
Fuck, roll again

>>716754828
Rerollo

Jeez you are choosing unlucky numbers OP

>>716755495
Last roll

>>716755653
FUCK

>>716755016
Again

>>716754208
Ayylmaos prosper undisturbed and build a nice base under the mountains

come on guys

niggers buy weapons from arms dealer

>>716755840
Reroll for people

One California moves to the top of a mountain.
One Nigger moves to the top of another mountain.

These two people begin to argue who has the best mountain.

Niggers build pyramids

>>716754208
Californean decides to live like hippies. A big orgy is organized. There make love at each other

>>716756371
Again

>>716756263
Winrar

Niggers cannibal commie

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>>716756263
One californian and one nigger separate from their groups and try to conquer the best mountain, however poor judgment and confusion from the Trump election leads the two to end up on the same mountain, which also happens to be the smallest of them all.

the two groups are still scattered in their areas

00-09 decides next move

next update will contain a random event to spice things up

>>716755980
rolling for this

>>716754828
Let's try this again

>>716754828
And again

>>716754828
And fucking again

>>716757437
FUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>716756816
californians build a rocket and send niggers to space

>>716754828
One of this please

>>716755016
Bump with this

>>716757918
One of that also plz

>>716756816
Californian on mountain behads nigger. Takes head to ayylmaos to threaten them for land.

>>716758048
That could be funny

>>716757909
big winrar

>>716757909

winrar

The conquest of the mountains has begun.

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Rico fucks all the men in the island and they got aids

>>716758235
>>716758221
Thanks for the winrar

>>716758324
Reroll

>>716758469
Winrar

Is op there ?

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>>716757909
The ayys begin the costruction of a monumental colony, they don't seem to be afraid of the harsh conditions and manage to completely fortify the area.
they also carve three enormous statues out of the three biggest mountains, decorating them with art and complex symbols.
they reproduce at an incredible rate and spread all around the ares

the nigger and the californian are still arguing on top of a mountain, seemingly unnoticed, the two other groups are still scattered.

a pretty big storm is approaching

30-39 decides what's next

>>716756371
This

>>716759877
Reroll

Niggers build mud huts to protect themselves from the storm

>>716759400
Commies build a settlement near the beach and start breeding

nignogs group together and sneak into the alien base to steal bikes and technology

>>716760633
yeah niggers stealing ayyy lmao bikes

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>>716760633
Niggers overcome the fear of president Trump and regroup once again, they set up a dangerous mission to infiltrate the alien base. Objective of the mission: steal technology and use alien bikes for escape.
They try to sneak in from the only weak spot of the alien perimeter, the river, but some of them, too scared of water, ironically fall into the stream and are flushed far away into uncharted territory. Some niggers still manage to infiltrate the base successfully.

The niggers are now split in two groups, the californians are still all over the place in confusion, the aliens didn't notice the intrusion and the storm is just about to touch land.

90-99 decides what's next

>>716761187
They will get Unicycle I garantee it

>>716760278
this

The 2 Guy arguing mais à contest to weekend who is the best and try to stop the storm, the nigger one use vos penis as a lightning for and succeed

>>716761378
The nigger commandos steal tech and flee the scene on alien bikes
The other niggers explore the are
The two arguing guys on the mountain set their differences aside and decide to live together where they are
The calis build shelters on the beach

>>716761827
lightning rod* and reroll

>>716761827
Try again in English

>>716761834
gimme dem bikes

>>716761893
Ok I read myself afin and fuck that autocorrect. So thé 2 Guy arguing mais à contest to see who is better and try to stop the storm, the nigger use vos penis as a lightning rod ans win, I hope it will be readable thisthis time

>>716762393
>mais à contest
What the fuck is this

>>716751936
That's so racist.
Fucking change the name of the black team.

>>716762491
Make, it is make , fuck that croissant autocorrect

>>716762637
Change your autocorrect to English you dumb french

>>716761378

Nigger and Californian are found arguing at the top of little mountain. According to Ayye law, they are now their gods and will follow them faithfully as long as they suck the golden dick.

>>716761893
Well looks like this shit won

>>716762767
Done

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>>716761827
>>716761893

The two arguing guys notice the storm and fight over who gets to stop it
The nigger wins the fight immediately, deciding to use his manhood as a storm-stopping device.

He manages to harness the power of the lightning, successfully redirecting the storm away from the mountains.
However, this trick gets the two noticed by the ayys and they are now surrounded and greatly outnumbered by the aliens.

The storm still hits part of the island, dangerously close to the other nigger group and heading for the californians


70-79 decides what happens next

The nigger on the mountain claim that he is the god of the aliens and win their trust. He now ask for the death or all the californian

>>716763301
The Californians flee to the east beach and build shelters
The niggers near the storm seek protection in the forest
The two guys in the mountain argue about who's at fault for alarming the aliens
The other niggers take advantage of the confusion and steal tech and bikes
The aliens do nothing

>>716764064
This

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>>716764177
The californians escape from the incoming storm and rush to build shelters near the beach.
It's not the luckiest of days for the stranded niggers, poor judgement made them seek shelter in the forest, but the heavy lightning set the woods on fire.
The two guys on the mountain can't stop arguing and are blaming each other for their blown cover, the aliens seem to be amused by this and stand there, watching the pair.

Meanwhile, the intruders manage to steal as many tech as they can and flee on alien mopars, the aliens are too busy watching the two arguing guys to notice, the nigger expedition was a success.
Notable tech stolen: the ability to carve penises into mountains and basic weaponry

the storm has left the scene, part of the island is now flooded and a forest is on fire with niggers in it.

10-19 next

>>716765623
Californians thrive in their new settlement, they grow in number and fortify the area

>>716765623
ayys suffer a major loss of people from a tornado

>>716765623
The nigger pee everywhere on the Forest to stop the fire as the expedition return.

In Total despair the callifornian guy on the mountain accuse the nigger of witchcraft and manage to have him burned by the allien

>>716765623
nigs crash in the woods, alien mopars explode, half the island is razed by the explosion of alien fuel, nigs survive

>>716766354
Reroll

>>716766321
reroll

A giant tsunami come on the island stopping thé fire but nos the nigger, the callifornian and the aliens community are all mixed.

>>716766906
You didn't change your autocorrect language, did you

>>716766401
Reroll

>>716766969
I'm pretty sure I did it but it's 2 AM and I'm tired

>>716766401
Last try

everyone dies

>>716766969
Ok even now I shut it down it still Trying to correct me, fuck it I stop posting and enjoy thé show

Nigs notice their friends burning but decide to leave them to die, they settle at the end of the river, calis expand, some aliens follow the nigs, the others pit the two guys against each other in a deadly fight
An earthquake splits the map in half

A new race appears

Where the fuck is everyone? Come on guys, this is taking forever

>>716767556
This + the callifornian community is split in half vu the eartquake