Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>716705311
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
Best claim.
>>716723293
you are the new guy
>>716723309
Bitte nicht
>>716723457
:^)
>claiming yume
Sameji claim'd
>>716723490
A qt picture
>>716723309
Then let me make the second best claim
>>716723952
How are the lizards?
>>716723544
?
>>716724085
>>716724044
a qt fran
How are you?
>>716723544
New there, not so new here
>>716724044
one's chilling in his tank and the other's chilling on my head
>>716723544
Erzähl, was treibt dich zurück?
>>716724044
Hey Fran, how's it going?
>>716724237
Hi Alice, how's the Hibi?
Also, but less important: how are you?
Best German CV claimed
>>716723293
Arisuuu
>>716724756
>Best German CV
Isn't that only German CV? At least of that era.
>>716724237
As I said for me you are new cause I can't remember you.
>>716724603
Die Langeweile wahrscheinlich.
Und ein bisschen Neugier wie es hier so zu geht ohne die Beingöttin (Ich).
>>716724756
Ugh slav
Faggots.
カラミチーマス
>>716724997
No u.
>>716724195
Pretty good! Going to see rogue one later today
>>716724253
I DEMAND PICTURES!
>>716724603
I'm good! Made some cookies, pecan pie flavor
>>716724844
There was two but only Graf was completed in 70% then russian captured it and sunk it.
>Sadstory.exe
>>716724902
Ugh Lolicon
>>716725287
Sounds like fun. I heard that it was good and bad from many different people so...
hope you'll enjoy it!
>>716725414
Yeah, I recall Graf being barely usable for half the war, let alone the other one. Good choice in boat though.
>>716724844
She's actually just the entire 0.7 of a CV Germany ever had as she was aborted like a black fetus when baby daddy is in jail.
>>716724902
Keine Sorge, es gab genügend abgefuckte Fetishe, auch ohne deine Beihilfe.
>>716725287
Sounds delicious!
So... em... do you, like, erm, remember th-that thing. That thing, the... the finger trick you were talking about. Who know? The thing, that... does not need to be explained further within this thread?
Because I may have attempted the... thing... and I may have not been very successful.
>>716725414
>Ugh Lolicon
Looking for trouble, mate?
>>716725880
Hey, she was actually used a little. I think. It was a really poor idea for Germany to drop her that far into completion though, I think.
>>716725414
>posting pic of your waifu fiddiling with a loli
>call me lolicon
:^)
>>716725880
Hehe
Und wie geht's wie stehts bei dir?
>>716726031
Or not, I got that wrong.
>>716725033
Oh hey Rem
>>716725714
I'm sure it will be good
The force awakens was a bit meh
>>716725880
R I P
Did you do anything wrong?
>>716723501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBjQ9tuuTJQ
>>716724044
KITTY PUT A SNAG IN MY DAKI THE LITTLE CUNT REEEEEEE!
>>716724195
I'll fite u, swere on me mum!
>>716726512
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKZ3jTINERY
>>716726630
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0cCvrC3v9WE
Got my old iPod out, now we're gunna get on a roll, and a lot more diverse.
>Probably a bit shitty too.
Best GATE claimed
>>716726857
I don't think I even have a music collection from that far back any more. I might be able to get quite shitty though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m5xu9Fz0eNM
>>716726512
Beat that cat's ass
Don't actually, I'm sure he didn't mean to
>>716726894
Nah. Elves a shit
>>716727049
I think the title for this one is fitting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zaVhipqTY9I
>>716724237
But everyone that joined the thread after me is new.
>>716727169
At least I'm not a necro, you sick fuck.
And Tuka is best, Roryfags GTFO
>>716726031
I think russians made them drop it.
>>716726131
Die letzten Monate bin ich, glaube ich, noch ein wenig verhärmter und leerer geworden, wobei der Thread hier sicherlich einen gewaltigen Anteil hatte, aber ansonsten eigentlich ganz gut. Gerade auch aufgrund der Feiertage zur Zeit sehr entspannt.
Wie war Weihnachten? Ein Daki bekommen?
>>716726227
Not sure. I did found an object as described, and it did feel strange, but not arousing or anything.
Am I just not gay enough for this?
>>716727269
Hey Homu!
>>716726227
I never was a big star wars fun so...
Hope you enjoy it
>>716727269
shut the fuck up newfag
>>716727187
I don't think I have many fitting titles.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMX2K8cXYiQ
claimed
Asuna claimed
>>716727362
I was under the impression that they dropped most of their naval strategy and went for submarines instead. I could be wrong though.
>>716727453
Holy shit, she's hot.
More of her please
GIT STOOPED
GIT STOOPED
GIT STOOPED
GIT STOOPED
>>716727049
Those
>>716727187
fucking
>>716727269
legs
>hnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng
>>716727341
We(I, myself and me) declared Rory to have
>best waifu legs
so yes she is the best.
>>716727362
Nein leider nicht. Sonst ganz solide zur Zeit halt viel Arbeit und meist wenn ich nicht arbeite schlafe ich.
GIT
STOOPED
GIT
STOOPED
>>716727169
I WANTED TO! But it's a very small one, so I'm only slightly salty.
>>716727419
*Cough cough*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7pgA0riU8
CMON
GIT
STOOPED
CMON
GIT
STOOPED
CMON
GIT
STOOPED
>>716727598
here
>>716727698
They're pretty good.
>>716727731
Lewd!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zRSSfw97XY
>>716727397
How many pics do you suck dick?
>>716727362
My queen.
>>716727698
I was actually thinking of annoying you to stop by here just to get the legs thing going.
>>716727397
Homu ain't no newfag! He's just confused!
>>716727515
Ah, yes, that they did. Submarines are awesome though. Just look at U-500.
>>716727698
Hast du nichtmal über die Feiertage frei bekommen?! Ausbeuterbetrieb!
Nieder mit der Bourgeoisie! Seize the memes of production!
>>716727946
Nice picture. Needs more pantsu.
How's it going?
>>716727341
She is a daughteru who I would totally create in my lab while laughing maniacally
>>716727362
Maybe? Did you have the, uh, slippery stuff?
>>716727397
I'm sure it will be good
>>716727731
Can you sew?
Is the Yuno anon lurking?
>>716727860
Yes you are!
Taking it back with the SHR opener. Ren loved this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3-Wjmb9PBA
>>716728247
Nah, it's not like a rip. Just a little snag.
>>716728247
>>716725287
check discord, i gotta run and take a drug test now tho
>>716728218
They are, but if I remember right it didn't work out that well for them. Then again, that might just be because it's not usually a good idea to condense your strategy down to a single thing.
>>716727946
>>716728218
W-what is this heresy?!
>>716728269
which one?
>>716728322
No u!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsiHJBEN0Sk
>>716727698
Rory an utter shit
Her legs are digusting and she's the token- may allah forgive for uttering these words- Gothic Loli. She's made so the old crusty viewers could safely jerk it to a little girl.
>>716728218
>>716728342
I thought Graf was a Zepelin
>>716728442
The one who was very close with my friend.
>>716728618
Nah, it was an aircraft carrier named after a guy called Graf Zeppelin.
>>716727860
post more
>>716727946
how nice of you to think of me
>>716728218
nope auch diese woche nicht und am 2. is auch wieder normaler arbeitstag
>>716728463
>he's made so the old crusty viewers could safely jerk it to a little girl.
I see no problem with this
>>716728454
We are not doing this again!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBG7P-K-r1Y
>>716728247
I was in no danger of dehydration as I had been well supplied with juice.
>>716728342
Mayor problem was that they got ganged up on by basically the whole world... guess the good guys can't win every time.
>>716728618
That's just her name. Both of it.
Are you number 3?
>>716728767
Unmenschliche Arbeitsbedingungen. Und das bei uns im Reich!
Wenn das der Führer wüsste...
Gibt's wenigstens was extra?
>>716728881
Weihnachten ja, und seit September 130h+ Überstunden angesammelt die ich abbummeln kann als Urlaub.
>>716728322
So sew it together!
>>716728325
What drugs you testing?
>>716728881
Did you find the thing?
>>716728767
Maybe.
>>716728822
Are we not?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7sEVdlBG3E
>>716728881
I just think that submarines aren't necessarily a sustainable strategy on their own if everyone learns to deal with them.
>>716728881
>are you number three
No but We Are Number One
>>716728752
It was a pun...
>>716728681
Was that tsunyun or You know?
I'm not sure who...
>>716729262
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfYnvDL0Qcw
>>716729152
Not ripped! It's literally just got a small little thread that's loose now!
>>716729209
We've done that for all the threads we've been in together so far!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Za8HggalY
>>716729100
Na solange sie dich das dann auch in Frieden tun lassen ist es ja okay.
Mich wundert, dass sie sowas erlauben. Bei uns kriegt man Ärger, wenn man über 100 Überstunden ist und muss dann so Plan ausarbeiten, wie das abgebaut werden kann.
>>716729152
I was successful in identifying a thing matching your description.
>>716729209
Still better than BBs.
>>716729262
Sorry boi, but smug tomoko is number one.
>>716729262
Oh, my bad.
>>716729572
Like we've never done worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZeiPn0RSUA
>>716729747
Yeah, but BBs were basically becoming irrelevant at that point really.
RIP my first fap.
>>716729822
You have a point, but...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFvtLhxmx9U
I can't pleasure my waifu because of my tiny dick. I need people to fuck her brains out so she can be happy.
>>716729350
That would be Tsunyun I think.
I figured he would be lurking a lot since he thinks he knows enough about me to have us confused.
>>716724603
Hibiki is no doubt doing well.
I'm just about to take the drive home for the next 3 hours or so
>>716724902
Valid.
>>716727269
Not so new is still kind of new
>>716730043
What happened to Yuno?
>>716730003
Can't keep it up forever though I guess. Especially when we could be doing other things.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rS6mZUo3fg
>>716729572
Oh that's great!
>>716729747
Guess it's not for everyone then
>>716730072
>>716729350
>>716730174
Tsun Yun has been lying low for the past bit, some family stuff I think
>>716730072
He thinks knows enough about you to have us confused?
What? Sorry, I fail to understand what you're saying right now. Can you restructure the sentence?
>>716726227
Hey. How are you?
>>716730351
Not that Yuno, I'm talking about the cuckold Yuno.
>>716730180
I'm getting this vibe from these song names you're going with...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rpChwHuVi9U
>>716730351
Right. Hmmmm...
>>716730359
I'm sorry, I meant he thinks me and my friend are the same person.
>>716730351
Oh I see.
>>716730351
Oh... a shame... Hope it gets better soon
>>716730631
Ah, now I get it! Sorry, sorry. I'm a bit clueless at times
>>716730617
You have a vibe?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RJCp_IbSkwk
>>716729822
True. Once everyone realized that their souls would make big titties, they stopped the production and today there are pretty much only DDs used anymore.
>>716730173
That's reassuring to hear.
>3 hour drive
That sucks. You need to get yourself one of these self driving cars.
>>716730351
Shame though, people seem to really enjoy it.
>>716729747
Ne ich beantrage dann Urlaub und dann wird genehmigt oder nicht.
>>716730840
I have one. It's called being a passenger
>>716730840
It's also just because huge boats like that have become a little more impractical. There are just more effective ways of using those resources.
>>716730470
I'm good, seeing rogue one later today
>>716730493
Fuck that dude
>>716730617
Aside for that, how is the pussy?
>>716730810
>>716730631
I think he said it was alright, just some stuff came up
>>716730840
It is pretty good
>>716730810
Anyway, I just wish he would post a bit more.
I think he has the best chance of luring my friend back, judging from how close they were.
But there's no helping it if he's having a tough time, I hope he gets better as well.
>>716730839
Juuuuust a little bit!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XWAfIH4LbUM
>>716731070
Pretty decent, I'd say.
>>716731070
Rogue One was a good watch for me, but that was me taking the movie lightly and not in a serious tone
If Donnie Yen were not in the movie I would've taken the movie a bit seriously
>>716726512
You have a daki? Post it.
>>716731200
You missed the lewdness in that, didn't you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGuzinVSmuE
>>716730174
You're thinking of a different anon.
>>716730999
>trips confirm perfection
Nice. Will you be able to continue the shitposting during the ride?
>>716731029
Indeed, why make one cow than you can make two lolis?
>>716731070
So how's it going, butt stuff aside?
>>716731289
>implying any Star Wars movie is good
>>716731506
There sure are a lot of cucks here lately.
>>716731553
Both are good to me. There are too many destroyers though.
>>716731553
If I decide to not just nap through it, certainly.
>>716731070
But still!
>>716731149
Hmm... I see. But then again, don't worry too much about him. I'm sure he's fine.
C'mon guys.
Asuka needs a dick to ride on!
>>716731763
Oj gevalt! Alice, what happened!?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHgxOXEQaFU
>>716731200
Good to hear!
My pupper is a bit lazy, but she is still being good
>>716731289
Damn, I was hoping it would be a bit more serious
>>716731553
I had a nice holiday, you?
>>716731805
Yeah, poor dude
>>716732948
Oy vey! I had my shekels taken away to further the cause
>>716731805
yeah
>>716733058
I want to hug Alice and pet her fluffy hair.
>>716733271
I would prefer you leave her to me, no matter how adorable and loveable she is
>>716733369
Okay, okay, I respect that. Your territory.
>>716733509
My thanks, kind anon
>>716732963
Still have a lovely time with my family. Finally get to read a bit more too.
>>716733058
Did the goyim do it, fellow merchant? Oy vey, do they know!?
>>716733541
Hello blue, how are you?
>>716734282
I think Red did the heresy.
>>716734219
They know. I give gladly to my Zionist betters, but I prefer to know it!
Hi everyone
>>716734774
Hey.
>>716734893
>>716735071
How have you been?
>>716734583
The goyim know! These sure are troubled times, shlomo, we must flee and hide in the severs, where the rats will take us in like brothers.
Oy vey!
Also I am legitimately impressed that you have a couple thousand Hibiki pics even while on the go.
>>716734774
Chairs are better than Haruhi.
>>716735167
I'm pretty good, you?
>>716734219
Hi Shiro.
>>716724873
tbh that doesn't look like mio at all
>>716735278
Hey shiro, how's it going?
>>716735167
really really good
you?
How can you cucks even compete?
>>716735184
Nope
>>716735270
>>716735575
I wish I was better
Hey guys, wanna see something lewd?
>>716735654
>I wish I was better
Bet you wish you were better than chairs.
>>716735184
Certainly they must, for all of us know each other! You flee to the sewers, I shall head for the mountains and befriend the wolves. We shall meet anon
I keep all my images backed up on my phone. Though I'm missing a couple thousand Hibiki on my phone
>>716735654
What's wrong?
>>716735654
Something up?
>>716735746
Not of your waifu, no.
>>716735462
Pretty good I guess! Just being tired is all. Puked my guts out this morning. First time I've had a spicy puke, ever.
>>716734219
Oh, what did you read?
>>716735746
Only if it is gay-lewd
Deadman Wonderland Shiro is actually an albino nigger according to Danbooru.
Of course a niggers in prison
Starting a /waifu/ hunger games first 24 get in
>>716736648
A tag on her is albino
Therefore you're waifu a shit-skin
>>716736735
>>716736735
>>716736735
Fran
>>716735793
Godspeed, Isaak, may your adventurous journey be one of great fortune. Hide the gold! They must not find it.
>missing a couple thousant Hibiki
A fate worse than death. Thank god you have some other thousands to go.
>>716735934
What did you eat?
>>716736237
I just started Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson.
Not really sure yet what's going to happen, so far it seems to be a slave rebellion with some magic mixed in. It got recommended to me, and I've read something else by the same author, so I thought I'd give it a try.
>gay-lewd
Not according to 4chan standards, sorry.
>>716736735
Count me in. But can you use the Christmas pic:
>>716723309
>>716736944
>I just started Mistborn by Brandon Sanderson.
Mistborn is so fucking good.
>>716736735
a scarf
>>716736944
6284. Not nearly enough.
I should get around to putting in the rest of them.
Then getting rid of duplicates, and sorting them
OY VEY ITS TOO MUCH
>>716736735
>>716736944
And just name it 'Better Shiro' to avoid confusion.
>>716736735
Panda Rabbit
>>716736944
>>716737038
Seems cool, I'll add it to my reading list
So what is it?
>>716736735
Sorta busy but get me in.
>>716736944
I don't think it's what I ate, it was because of indigestion. I had a sandwich and some chips.
>>716736803
What?