Waifu claiming thread
Previous:>>716682830
The rules are simple:
>Claim your 2D waifu
>Post pics of your waifu
>Insult other waifus
>Discuss stuff
>Keep RP and ERP to minimum. Or don't, really nobody cares.
>Post fitting, not over-sexualised content. Unless you want to, in which case post lewds.
>Most important: Have fun!
Hail Satan
Which /waifu/ anon would you like to meet most irl?
>>716692506
Houki, he has a lot of money.
>>716692277
>>716692599
why does she have that side bang?
>>716692421
I want to to chew you out so bad.
But I will leave it at this, to fawn for 2d is unhealthy and leads to skewed ideals of beauty and romance.
Seriously.
still here
>>716692166
That's good, because i wouldn't want to stop.
>>716692599
Oh, are you a new Koume claimer then?
>>716692454
Desperation doesn't usually make you go after someone you consider perfect, it makes you go after someone you consider convenient.
>>716692506
Makoto
>>716692535
I mean, it'll happen.
>>716692640
It is her style
>>716692695
Yes
>>716692700
Well, a lot of people here have a lot of the same interest I do, so...
>>716692694
oh im sure your hands would be on more places than my head just while we are making out
>>716692708
Doesn't she have a robot eye or something?
>>716692700
I would hope it does!
>>716692738
Ahh, sorry about that. We have 2 Koumes as it is. One doesn't come around often, the other is super into cars. Welcome to the threads!
>>716692872
I do not think so
>>716692887
I see, thanks. This is my first time posting
>>716692821
Same interests also doesn't equal perfection.
>>716692887
We'll make it happen!
Can't sleep
>>716693070
I meant your traits were perfect, except I want someone who is not white.
>>716692830
Oh yes, they would be sliding all over your body, stopping in a few spots to caress them.
>>716692995
Well, as I have it, and offer it to all Koumes, have this.
https://mega.nz/#!IEgUyLzT!bA-fc6qosv1QokaVU564OWqGMsf_NYV1lwrhL7WyzBI
>>716693070
I shall start saving!
i wish i was their brother
>>716693388
that would make me shiver each time
>>716693417
What is this?
>>716693126
Stop fucking pans
>>716693549
A folder with 1,112 Koume pictures that I downloaded for the other 2 Koumes.
>>716693677
Thank you c:
Been rereading volume 4 recently.
>>716693538
Don't we all.
>>716693539
Those shivers would be nothing compared to when i reach the final spot.
>>716693144
Those traits were super vague, it'd make anything sound perfect.
>>716693417
I was already planning on it!
Senji claimed
>>716693989
The traits are what I'm most interested in.
>>716692506
Chara
>>716693654
I never do :o
>>716693843
final spot? what would happen then?
I miss u
>>716693734
Sure thing m8.
>>716693989
Well, debts first... but I'll start making plans at least!
aqua claimed
Gonna be out for like an hour or two.
>>716694037
I'd be more interested in people than traits.
>>716694319
Plans are always good! I have a few myself.
>>716694069
My hand would slide from your chest, slowly down your stomach, and into your panties, gently rubbing over your most sensitive spot.
Should I stay awake or sleep? I need to be somewhere in 5 and a half hours
>>716694440
It's all about breeding, you'll understand when you're older.
>>716694566
neither
>>716694701
???
You faggots are the cringest motherfuckers of all time, Quit making these threads and an hero now
>>716694048
Yes you do
How else would you be pansexual
>>716694756
You know what I mean
>>716694790
I'm attracted to everything
Pan = all in Greek mythology :o
>>716694549
id have to stop and breath if you did something like that
>>716694566
sleep or drown yourself in coffee
>>716694902
you're attracted to pans you sick fuck
>>716694790
Best part of being pansexual, is if you break your pan, you can melt down soda cans and make a new cast aluminum pan using greensand casting!
>>716694902
I do not understand
>>716694911
I do not like coffee but I can stay awake for long periods of time easily
>>716695099
its best to rest if you need it
>>716695030
>>716695011
That's not pansexual :o
>>716695099
me neither
where do you need to be?
>>716695143
I should probably stay awake, since when I sleep I tend to sleep for around 12 hours
>>716695185
I have to get my ID and then go to the DHA for General Assisstance
>>716695222
maybe set an alarm
>>716695279
That sounds pretty important
but I also don't know what the flip flop you said to be fair :o
>>716695185
...Apparently I've been doing something wrong. I always found it weird that the cast iron pans only react to me oiling it up when it's on the stove, and not the bedroom.
theodora
>>716695369
I hate you :o
>>716695347
Sleeping or staying awake?
>>716695314
I have to take medicine when I sleep so I sleep through my alarms :c
>>716695185
how do you fuck pans?
>>716695414
I'm totally joking. I know what pansexual is. And don't worry. I hate myself too ._.
>>716694911
That's alright, i would pull away as i did it so i could see your reaction. That cute face of yours would be full of shock and pleasure.
>>716695457
Skill, patience, and a shit ton of Crisco.
>>716695444
You need to
>>716695457
I hate you :o
>>716695478
Now I feel bad ._.
What happened to the no erp rule?
I guess thread really went to shit
If you want to type out your gay fantasies go to some private app
>>716695554
Don't feel bad. It doenst bother me when people say it. I hear it enough from my sister when ever she comes to visit with mom and dad, so meh. I don't mind.
>>716695666
who is this? :o
I don't like my sister either
>>716695553
Is there a instuctional video on this?
>>716695554
Don't worry I'm able to accept your sexuality
>>716695444
then i guess sleep when you get back
>>716695494
you would love all the faces id make then.
>>716695621
kinda figured no one would care. nobody really posts around this time
>>716695726
I'm the idiot who made the joke about fucking pans.
As far as anyone cares I'm the only person in northern Arkansas that uses 4chan. Go ahead and call me brotato or fuckwad. Either or
>>716695800
Alright
>>716695775
sigh
>>716695830
well I knew that already
And I won't cuz I'm not a bully :o
>>716695775
I'll make a webm that's just over 2mb and try uploading with no success
>>716695875
Oh wow! A nice person in the dark web. That's honestly a suprise. Thanks for being a decent person. I'd offer you some tea, but I haven't figured out how to send physical items over wifi.
>>716695800
As i've said before, i intend to see them all.
>>716696032
most people on waifu are generally nice :o
but thanks for the tea
>>716696070
Lol. I guess I just gotta go on more waifu threads. Hope you like chai with extra cinnamon, pumpkin pie spice, and ginger.
Tbh, my waifus are the pencil sharpener in my dad's science classroom, my best friend Alexandra, Gaara, Videl, and the blue power ranger.
It's quite complex
>>716696038
that updated picture makes it a little more you know
>>716696238
You're interesting
But I like you :o
>>716695875
how many pans have you fucked?
>>716695895
:(
i need to know how to fuck pans
>>716696350
^-^ thanks. Call me Hitoshi, or Brotato.
Either or will work.
And this mai waifu for the same of this thread
>>716696322
A little what? Say it~.
I found a template that has 12 mouths like that. I couldn't resist.
>>716696629
Well it looks a little off and a little lewd
>>716696506
I will pan you
>>716696517
Brotato chip! ^-^
Nice to meet you and cute waifu :o
>>716696517
Who is that toilet-licking semen demon? :o
>>716696517
Cute Waifu
>>716696833
Thanks ^-^. Literaly just ripped it off of a Google search cause I'm too lazy to look for my drawings on my phone. I drew an amine version of my ex i was gonna post as a private joke
>>716696960
Actually i just found it realtively easy. Tis brotato chips ex, in anime form
>>716696960
>>716697053
how interesting indeed
how are you doing this morning chip? :o
>>716697053
You are good at drawing owo
Back!
>>716694635
That just sounds like crazy talk, to be honest.
>>716696847
Now that not very nice D'x
Actually I dont care at all. She reminds me of a friend I beta read fanfiction for from Ireland
>>716697185
Where did you go? I was waiting for you to return.
>>716697096
Ye. And I'm doing alright. Trying to think of next chapter for DragonBall Z fanfic.
>>716697145
Thanks! I got a few more I've done. One is the cover art of the previously mentioned fanfic
>>716696833
what does that mean?
>>716697305
1 sec and brotato will find them if ya want
>>716697324
I will pan you
>>716697305
ooh good luck
I'm laying in bed watching YouTube :o
>>716697353
Yes please, I would like to see them c:
>>716697279
I was with a friend of mine. You were waiting for me?
>>716697375
I am as well. 4chan in mimi reader in phone, and YouTube on laptop
>>716696752
Not as lewd as me moving from your lips and using my tongue somewhere else~.
>>716697406
Cover of Brotato's DBZ fanfic
>>716697375
Are you trying to say you'll have sex with me?
>>716697473
Nice, nice
>>716697417
Yes where do you live?
>>716697425
Trying to give me a heart attack huh?
>>716697490
Brotato thinks it's along the lines of this
>>716697507
^-^ yeeee
I'm looking for one I did of my best friend and crush.
>>716697375
So what ya watching? I'm on Markiplier's Fnaf 2
>>716697508
I'm British, why?
>>716692506
Charaaaa
>>716697766
That explains a lot.
>>716697423
I hate Mimi so I got clover
>>716697490
Sorry but no :o
>>716697765
League stream highlights
>>716697589
Of course not, just trying to get your heart pumping~. Like my tongue would be, in and out of you.
>>716697846
What?
Claiming
>>716697897
You're not perfect anymore!
>>716697870
Does colver let you post new threads?
>>716697870
Then what do you mean?
>>716697871
i dont think i could just sit there and take that for too long
>>716697507
Not even close to being finished, but ye. Brotato's best friend and crush
>>716698002
I never was.
>>716698143
You are in my eyes.
>>716698040
I'd imagine so tho I never do
>>716698051
I'm done talking to you :o
>>716698138
Nice, going for more realism?
>>716698195
Ah. Cause mimi doesnt
>>716698215
On that one ye. A mix of line art, vector art, brush strokes and realism
>>716698143
Good bye.
>>716698195
Back to fucking pans?
>>716698215
Watch where you walk your sea snipper, young lady, somebody's ankles could get snipped!
>>716698336
Hey fuck knucle, I'm the pan fucker. Back off boi
Fuck the rules
Ricardo Lopez claimed
>>716698295
I would share some of my art but my digital art sucks and I have not scanned any of my traditional stuff
>>716698181
And you are in mine.
>>716698305
What
>>716698413
Don't worry about it. Mine sucks in my opinion, so meh. And my traditional is way worse than any on earth
>>716698052
I would keep it up, gradually increasing my pace and roughness, until you finally reach your climax and your body is overcome by convulsions or pure pleasure~.
>>716698507
I rarely draw too, so there is not much to share lol
>>716698656
Same. I do more writing and crafting than drawing
>>716698881
I spend most of my time watching youtube, anime, and playing games
>>716698632
im sure you wouldnt even be half way done with me
Why do people hate Chen?
>>716698919
XD. Xbox One?
And yeee. I do a lot of YouTube. I cut my hand bad last week so I can't do much building and blacksmithing.
>>716698394
Will you fuck my bf?
>>716699166
PC, I am too poor to buy an Xbox. I hope your hand heals up nicely
>>716699295
...who the hell is this?
>>716699333
New phone
>>716699305
Me too. It hurts lol. I bought mine half price on black Friday last year. What all you play?
Also I read a shit ton. And nice waifu choice btw
>>716698938
Of course not, just one wouldn't be enough. i would keep going until you became totally exhausted both physically and mentally, from pure pleasure. I'd love to keep this up tonight, but i gotta go to sleep now. Sorry Tomoko.
>>716699418
Have I talked to you before? And I don't do gay by itself. Has to be a 3way if its gonna happen. And thats assuming we are in the same area and i even agree in the first place =_=
>>716699432
Thanks, I play League of Legends every once in a while, Borderlands 2, Terraria, Warframe rarely, Civ 5 and 6, Tera, and I am going to be buying Pay Day 2 and GTA 5 later today
>>716699581
~I friggen love Borderlands 2! Gaige with the robot and the right perks makes you invincible! XD
She's so small, and she looks just like her mother. I'll never love another quite like her.
>>716699489
My you really want to test my endurance? That's fine Hanako. Thank you for tonight and sleep well
>>716699562
I don't know maybe
why don't you do gay by its self? its fun
>>716699672
Gaige is my favorite but I go all damage on her
>>716699700
It would be a test of endurance for both of us~. It was my pleasure, goodnight Tomoko.
>>716699765
I do the Anarchy stacks, and ricochet along with a few buffs for the robot that passively increase damage.
>>716692506
I would want to meet myself.
Good morning everyone
>>716699903
Add in a double barrel shot him and a spinigun. Recipe for epic.
>>716699903
I usually abandon the robot buffs except the one where he gives you and allies shield
>>716699940
Blink gets my heart every time
morning salsa :o
>>716699940
Ayyyy Chara
>>716699940
Good Morning
>>716699973
Ye. They hella useful
>>716700002
Heya Klonata
>>716700034
Sono?
>>716700050
A Makoto
>>716700082
Heya Kuoma
So Gaige is 16. Age of consent in my state is also 16. Does that nullify the creepy factor of waifu claiming?
>>716700108
sleep well? :o
>>716700178
I suppose so
>>716700280
Meh. Idk. If it does, i call dibs. If not, i call Lilith.
>>716700178
Ignore the normies
>>716700202
Yeah, I did.
You too?
>>716700396
Alright
>>716700108
What's good nigga?
>>716700440
I Haven't slept yet I stayed up but I'll probably crash soon :o
>>716700456
Nothing's good. I wanted to chat with somebody but due to time differences I'm asleep when they are awake and vice versa.
I'll probably play some steam game while waiting
>>716700494
Alrighty, that's a good idea then.
rem best gril
>>716700440
>normies
>undertale waifu
I don't understand
>>716700613
I prefer Emilia.
>>716700618
Greetings, you must be new here
Undertale normies hate Chara.
Chara is just a placebo waifu I post under while I wait for the actual waifu to show up
>>716700660
Brotato gets this Emilia then, k?
>>716700660
I honestly don't know what to say to that...
>>716700725
>two waifus
It's even worse than I thought
>>716700769
Huh?
>>716700772
It's fine, it was just me being a shit. Rem is the real best girl of the series. I mean, there's one better but they don't TECHNICALLY count...
>>716700561
RIP
Is it who I think it is?
>>716700660
I prefer felt
>>716700561
Yep
waiting for sono? Or someone else :o
>>716700887
Her name is Emilia from Devil is a Part Timer. Goes by Emi on earth.
>>716700887
You mean Crusch? Because if so, I agree
>>716700925
You prefer Felt? Really?
>>716700961
Oh, right, makes sense.
>>716700962
I was kind of going for the cute catboy.
>>716700866
There is no waifu ya dingus
>>716700906
Most likely
>>716700925
Yeah, pretty much
>>716701024
XD.
>>716701128
XD?
>>716701192
I'm just laughing at the general idea of two emilias. Haven't slept all night so I'm kinda out of if. Little things seem funnier.
>>716701044
I knew it.
>>716701024
>
>>716701024
she's the cutest and I like small girls
shame she's just a minor character
>>716701044
I see
Still rooting but I hope he doesn't turn into a kurome and just keep you waiting :o
>>716701326
fight me
>>716701353
I'm not a Haruhi, so I highly doubt it would turn into something like that.
>>716692506
Gee I wonder who would I meet with.
>>716701516
me if you ever wanted a good time
>>716701492
good because you deserve only the best! :o
>>716701312
The general idea of two Emilias? There are probably lots of them.
>>716701326
Preferably less of a cat and more of a boy generally though.
>>716701353
She's pretty cute, I won't lie. I still prefer Rem though.
Is it weird if I claim a human size version of Annie's Female Titan form?
>>716701636
Exactly. Im tired and it makes no sense
>>716701718
get some rest
>>716701492
Fine, meet me at the monkey bars at recess!
>>716701636
Eh, a cat is fine too.
>>716701718
Sleep then!
>>716701781
Are we back to kitty Makoto now?
>>716701608
I think you're the fourth person who tells me this now.
>>716701781
No, I'm lazy
>>716701608
What will we do to have a good time?
>>716701820
Nah. Too late xD
>>716701899
Too late?
>>716701924
Sun is up
>>716701516
Already after someone else?
>>716701989
I sleep when the sun is up sometimes.
>>716701820
I dunno, are we?
>>716701855
Then I win by default!
>>716701890
bowl, movie, sex, water park, video games, play with oreo
>>716701855
Because it's true! :o
>>716702109
Do you want to?
>>716702043
I have to do a bunch I crap tho. Write fanfiction, put a bevel on a knife, make the knives handle, and work on a cosplay
>>716702109
Sure, I don't mind.
>>716702140
I highly doubt someone who deserves "the best" even exists
>>716702140
Sounds fun! Brotato loves water parks... And all that other stuff but also water parks
>>716702012
Always.
>>716702140
Playing with Oreo seems like the most fun in there.
Sex between us would be pretty bad, we've discussed why before.
>>716702168
Nyaaaaa
>>716702384
I think it'd be funny tbh
In an awkward way
>>716702312
let's hang then
>>716702309
You deserve someone that makes you happy :o
>>716702250
Then I guess you've got no choice but to stay up. What's it a cosplay of?
>>716702508
Cute!
>>716702384
What a faggot
I bet you live in the discount spain
>>716702577
But everyone deserves someone to make them happy.
>>716702658
even hitler? :o
>>716702728
Even Hitler. Think about how the war would've been different if instead of burning jews he made some more love
>>716702835
>Not making love next to the comfort of your Jew powered fireplace
>>716702835
we would have mini hitlers?
>>716702577
Lol. Sure thing. Only problem is in socially inept almost to Sai's level from Naruto (over exaggeration) and cannot friendship without being stuoid and weird as all hell then ending up regreting even trying when I am abandoned.
And i don't figure your anywhere near where I am. I think i am the only person in the entire state of Arkansas that knows how to 4chan.
And I over analyze terribly.
>>716702600
Star Wars rebel alliance soldier, but with a practical, modern military design
>>716702835
Interesting
I wish I could love you and Hitler :o
>>716702972
I'm from Arizona sadly tho if I were in Alabama I would visit you for sex and water parks
>>716702961
Probably
>>716702960
Well... I guess that would work too
Cheap workforces etc
>>716703042
Thanks
Uh... uuuuuhh
>>716703042
Lol. I'm down for sex and water parks. If im in Arizona I'll lurk on waifu threads or something. And I'll bring my Xbox and Warriors Orochi 3 Ultimate.
There is a nice water park two and a half hours from me near little rock tho.
>>716703083
If I lived in Antigua I would want to meet up for snuggles if you'd be OK with it
>>716703200
ooh sounds fun! :O
>>716702643
If anything it's VIP reserved Spain.
>>716702577
You do have a point.
>>716703257
Lol. Wishful thinking i guess. Since ill probably never talk to ya again cause of the no username shiz, it's practically never gonna happen.
If you ever see a long haired guy named Caleb in AR, come say hi or something.
>>716703433
I have a waifu tho :o
>>716703299
I practiced being Dom with my boyfriend while we were together
It wasn't fun for me
All the more awkward
>>716702761
Nya?
>>716703014
Sounds pretty neat. You gonna post pics when it's done?
>>716703536
More than likely no, cause imma probably not ever find you guys again, and it will take a long time cause money and stuff.
>>716703299
Have you ever been to spain?
>>716703513
Ah. I don't lmao. What is it with everyone else in the world having a waifu but me. Hell even my crush has her other best friend as a waifu.
And it's not my convo to talk about, but i know what you mean. My ex hated being dom, and it was weird for me as well.
>>716703536
Nyaa~
>>716703782
both me and my ex liked being dominated but I guess I had to practice being Dom .-.
you should get a waifu :o
>>716703257
Error: Request could not be processed
>>716703600
Ah, right, fair enough. Good luck with it though!
>>716703896
Such a cute Mako.
>>716703952
Yea i know. Its just a side effect of being a fatass anime loving video game playing tech savvy college student in the Cousin-Fucking-Drop-Out-To-Be-A-Mechanic-Redneck-'Murican south. I don't fit in anywhere. And nobody gets me and the way I work.
And don't get me wrong I have no problems with being dominated, it's just she was at a loss and got frustrated when I tried to give advice, and it was a turn off cause even tho she wanted to try, she was not good at it.
>>716704080
I did say if you'd be ok with it
I guess not ._.
I still like you tho :o
>>716704242
Thanks. Imma need it.
>>716704242
Nya nya!
>>716704270
I also like you.
But I can't make sense out of you.
>>716704308
It'll be worth it though, cosplaying is pretty fun.
>>716704320
You're just going to keep at this now, huh?
>>716704384
do I really talk that confusing? :o
>>716704433
I always wanted to. Dad was suposed to take us to comic con summer before my sr year, but he never did. I honestly wasn't suprised.
>>716704450
You don't talk confusing. You act different from most people.
>>716704433
Can confirm, crossplaying is even more fun when people look at you in confusion wether you're a boy or a girl
>Chara
>>716704647
I take that as a compliment :o
>>716704616
I've done it several times before, one year I'm gonna put some real effort into it though.
>>716704647
You've crossplayed before?
-Anya
>>716704704
Sure, sure go ahead. (It was neither a compliment nor an insult)
>>716704765
Not crossplayed, just crossdressed. But it boils down to the same thing.
>Chara
>>716704647
Brotato wishes he could pull that off, but no. Instead I am too manly looking, tall and fat to make an attractive gender fluid cosplayer.
>>716704840
Yeah, basically the same thing. Manage to pull it off?
-Anya
>>716704765
Nice. Imma do it good quality for mine.
>>716704849
It's not easy, true that. But you don't miss too much fun.
>>716704901
Well, when I came out of the boys toilet the guys checked three times if they are really in the right one.
So I guess I did
>Chara
>>716704923
I've got a friend whose grandmother was a dressmaker and taught him a few things, so I might get his help next time I do it.
-Anya
>>716704765
I went and bought a nice Levi's jacket that looks super military style for it. $180 but got it on sale for $79.99
>>716705013
Ah, neat. Why'd you do it?
>>716705056
Nice, can't argue with savings like that.
-Anya