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I have an 8 inch cock.

My grandfather died in auschwitz when he was 6

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can u impress her?

i once got dubs on 4chan

>>716675710
I see dead people.

Hi I occasionally post on /b because im a faggot, plz luv me.

>>716675710
I've learned to breathe through my ears

>>716675710
I am 6'7". Those are two different measurments

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>>716675876
sorry, anon, I don't speak "NEET"

I know that french toast used to be called german toast

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My uncle works at nintendo

>>716675710
I was the CEO of a media company.

I'm pretty happy with who I am and if you can't see that I don't care

i've got 6 grand in the bank. come with me and travel the world, my queen.

>>716675710
https://youtu.be/iV9MVYR-tJg

>>716675710
By dicks almost twice the length of a gorilla's

I go rock climbing 5-6 days a week, and ive been to some truly beautiful places.

>>716675710
I'm an award winning essayist, and I have traveled across the globe.

>>716675710
I've been to 13 different countries, i'm 95% sure i killed people, i know what it's like to be stabbed, and i strongly believe you're a fucking whore.

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Hey princess! I might be fat and ugly, but at least I'm poor. Would you bang the utter living out of me, just for the fun of it?

>>716676241
*tips fedora*

I have 10K on my bank account

>>716675710
I'm an outdoors man you know.
> I panicked and realized. I have to game plan when it comes to girls...

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im 6'3 have an 8in perfect dik

uhhhhhh

ive kept my virginity all these years despite being fit and stuff

im really smart about philosophy and spiritual things she doesnt even know are possible to comprehend oh shit that means this doesnt count uh oh

I moved out at 18 i live on my own pay for everything uhhhhh

im not a chad nor a fedora and will honestly love you and have pure intentions to thrive with you.

shit damnit i have nothing

last season i was top 500 in overwatch

>>716675710
I wanna spend the rest of my life with you

>>716675957
legit impressive if legit

>>716675710

Every girl I've dated has fallen madly in love with me.

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>>716676394
no lol

I've been really focusing on developing my career to support a long term life plan.

>>716676475
/b/etalord

I know how to make a good espresso

im a firefighter

>>716675710
I make 125.6K a year

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>>716676622
planning to be foreveralone while you try to impress people on /b/ to make up for your insecurities?

I'm really fucking good at not killing myself.

I can also cook an egg and not bust the yoke.

I grew out of my commie phase before everyone else in my generation

>>716675710
I have a gun of my own making. That cash is mine

>>716675710
Did you fall from heaven?
Because if you get naked, I won't beat you to death with that branch on the ground over there.

>>716675861
Wow, more impressed with grandpa than you anon. He had already conceived your father or mother when he was only six years old?!?

>>716675710
I'm white with an 8 inch dick

>>716675710
I was athlete of the year in my highschool. I also make 2000 dollars a month. Im 19 and fuck like an animal.

t. Autist who isnt any of these

>>716676744
that's about what i make, but there's no way in hell i'd open with that to try to impress some girl
not a good way to start a relationship

>>716675710
I cry after sex

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>>716676608
>Implying it doesn't happen for everyone else.

There's a reason ex's are always an option to fuck dude. Once you insert wiener your pants are like a wall for beaners

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>>716675710
>>716675868
>>716675971
have a big dick, live in a large house in Bay Area hills, work for NGO that helps animals, ride a motorcycle
ezz blz 420 faggit

I want to die.

>>716677037
interesting
i cry after masturbating because no gf and no sex

I managed to cure my autism with LSD

I graduated at the top of my class in the Navy Seals.

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>>716675710
>>716675868
>>716675971
What makes you so worth my time?

have nay ta offer ba' a lot of dialects,
many records books,and me smarts

Yeah, nothing. You never know what random aspect of yourself is going to impress a girl, unless you've achieved some kind of outstanding greatness, and even then....

>>716677267
you're spending your time on /b/
your time isn't worth shit

>>716677219
And yet you're here...