How do I ask a girl out who is perfect wife material if >I

Step 1) Get the fuck of 4chan.

>>716674099
Step 2) take care of yourself fatty

Either grow balls on that 4 inch cock and ask her out or kill yourself

>>716674099
Which game are you playing atm?

try cocaine

>>716674099

Step 1 - An Hero
Step 2 -

cry yourself to sleep every night until she tells you all about her amazing new boyfriend, then continue to cry yourself to sleep until you forget about her.

then repeat for the next girl.

Step 1) Find a resourceful skill to learn in yourself that expresses your full potential.
Step 2) Start exercise and eat healthy (diet)
Step 3) Listen to this post and GREATLY reduce your visit to 4chan

>>716674301
Stick of Truth

>>716674473
eh, not bad

Perfect wife for who?
You?
You're joking.
She probably deserves someone who has more respect for her than an ape who posts shit like this on ivchan.

>>716674099
You don't. If you want to attract a perfect girl, make sure you meet at least some standards of a perfect girl.

>>716674543
>ivchan

>>716674328
/thread

>>716674543
I think she likes me already. But how do I know for sure?

How do I ask somebody out if I cant get anywhere?

>>716674099
Don't waste your efforts yet, fix yourself first. After two years of diligent work you can start to look for wife material.

Fuck no, don't ask her out. She ll most likely say no, and if she does say yes, it will be out of politeness. You are not in your best moment, and when she rejects you, you'll dive even deeper into depression.

Improve yourself.
Lower your standards
Grow a thick skin

Keep at it.

Just don't start a battle you know you know you are not prepared for. Think

>get a car (get a job)
>lose weight
>nothing inherently wrong with glasses. get contacts if you want
>some people suit beards, generally alpha guys. so just shave
>can't change cock size, but that doesn't matter at this stage. got a long way to go before you get there. but as long as the girl likes you for your personality first, small dick is very rarely a deal breaker for her
>you can develop better hobbies such as exercise, sports, social clubs. Nothing wrong with video games as long as it's in moderation
> develop social skills by forcing yourself into social situations. Going out with family/friends, or join a local club. Can be anything as long as you're meeting up with people in real life regularly and engaging in conversation. It will suck at first, but over the course of month or years you will get better. only continuous practice will achieve this
>congrats, you are now a faggot normie with gf
>kill your self 5 years later

>>716674805
what makes you say she does?

There is no perfect you fucking imbecile that lives in hyperreality.

But hey... don't worry....here's your pity party.

>>716674099
You Don't

>>716674099
White knight neeeds a 4chan to rescue him so he can save princess.

Spoiled: this isn't your princess, she's in another castle.
Protip: success comes through more consistent efforts.

Be the ball.

>>716674099
russian mail order brides over skype

>>716674099

do you have money? that solves all problems.

>the pussy will come running

The first thing you should do is exercise. It might sound like a lot of effort, but its actually really fun. One time I exercised until my legs felt like they were on fire, but the high that came after that made it totally worthy it.

>>716675124
/thread.

>also kill yo self fucking fat faggot

>>716674992
idk she just perks up more when I am around.

She isnt particularly easy to read. Shes probably just another lesbian. It always ends up that way.

>>716674099
your pretty much useless to society, seek suicide.

>>716675255

dubs of truth

>>716675421
I'm smarter than you. Guarenteed.

>>716675471
Hehe

>>716675471
wishful.

>>716674099

Just fucking go for it, op.

>>Then Greentext here, one day.

>>716675471

calmer than you are

>>716675421
if your smarter than me. Then you should be able to fucking take care of your fat self and grow some balls and ask said girl out. Posting this shit on 4chan isnt going to work.

>>716674099
Get married to an illegal alien as a sham
She'll have sex with you because she wants the citizen ship.

In mean time lose weight. And acquire knowledge other than video games. Acquire respectable hobbies.

Go out with wife and socialize. Acquire skills for socializing.

It's all uphill from there

>>716674099
Your options are as follows,
1. Kill yourself
2. Grow some balls and talk to her
3. Get a car, lose your fat, cut your beard, take a drama class get a fucking job

>>716675205
Mail order brides get repo'd and you're screwed out the money- Called a Natasha

>>716675766
/thread

>>716675471

>Guarenteed.

there you have it

>Guarenteed.

>>716675599

nice quads man

>>716675634
I probably could. But im too lazy to work out.

Thing is, I'm fucking terrible with girls. I dont know how to read them, at all. I've been called cute, but by the time I hear about it, its too late. I even had to turn a girl down.

I trick myself into liking certain girls, which end up turning out to be lesbians because I try to find girls that are single.

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>>716675326
>Always end up that way

This level of being sweetly rejected. You are lucky your body fat makes it politically incorrect to plainly shoot you down. Look on the bright side champ.

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>>716674099
>...Anonymous
>12/27/16(Tue)06:31:00 No.716674099
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>How do I ask a girl out who is perfect wife material if
>I have no car
No need, get bicycle
Lose some of that weight
Use public transport
>Im 300 lbs
Go to gym everyday
Maximise gains
Eat less shit
>wear glasses
Laser eye surgery
>beard
Shave
>4in cock
Surgery or learn to use it
The only thing that'll save you is personality
>kissless virgin
Learn the theory, train to please a woman
>play video games and music all day
Keep music, lose games
>have no social skills that appeal to women
Talk to random people and build them
Alternatively live like a real man... alone

>>716675977
okay now your just bullshitting yourself. this isnt going to work.

Cut all ties. Fix everything right now, stop masturbating every night. Get a haircut, start taking care of yourself. Guranteed results will come in a few months if you start taking care of yourself. Also, masturbating less(dont deny you dont masturbate) actually helps with confidence.

>>716674099
You don't. I've been single for the past 5 years and I've never been happier. Buy a fleshlight. Have some type of human interactions at least though bro, it's bad for your mental health if you don't. Even if it's just going to the store and talking to the cashier.

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>>716674099
Step one:
Pic related

>>716676086
Nope, they were literally lesbians. One of them had to pretend she already had a boyfriend to hide that fact from me.

High school was a mess.

>>716675326
>Shes probably just another lesbian. It always ends up that way.

Feelsbad.jpg

>>716676131
this guy

>>716676166
This is the route I'm heading in and the one I dont care to tread.

I want to feel loved.

>>716674929
WRONG
cock size can be changed
Personality not so much

Need to show her an impulsive, exciting side to grab her attention, even if it's not you

Kek
>nothing wrong with vidya
Need to take your eyes off the screen and look outside
No such thing as an alpha that plays fucking video games

>>716675471
>guarenteed

>>716675810
>>716676770
>falling for classic bait

>>716676607
me and my girl play vidya, just depends what you're playing

>>716676922
You're no alpha
And she's self conscious

You go up to her with as much confidence you can muster and say, "Look, I may not be much, but I just wanted to let you know I think you are really great, and that I would totally be kicking myself if I didn't at least try to see if you would like to grab a drink some time."

She will most likely politely decline.

You smile and say, "No worries, It was still worth a shot. Take care." And walk away.

You can only do this if you actually know about her as a person and you're not just basing your attraction on her looks. Because if she is a complete rando you will without a doubt be denied without a second thought.

Good luck OP. Get out there and better yourself.

>>716677460
I'm better looking than her, imo.

I think she might say yes, but then I'd be a shitty awkward position of having to tell her that shes driving.

>>716675901
>quads

"You can't have 3 pair in a five card game."

>>716677815

nice dubdubs!

buy a harley & join a local MC

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>be me
>be /fit/
>be 7/10 kissless virgin
>75kg lean muscle
>new foreign girl at work
>8.5/10
>talks to me
>shows great interest
>potential wife material
>personality 6.5/10
>intelligent
>perfect balance of concervative and liberal
>rarely see her
>show her little to no interest
>give her cold shoulder
>thefuckcouldshelikeaboutme.jpg
>some time later
>tells me she's leaving country
>will never see her again