Heres a funny story of how my night went /b/ >be me >big

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2016-12-27 05:32:26 Post No. 716669311
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 05:32:26 Post No. 716669311 [Report]

Heres a funny story of how my night went /b/
>be me
>big fucker with martial arts experience
>chilling at gas station with state lifting legend and the clerk who is a bro
>two injuns walk in
>big injun runs for the door like john wayne just showed up
>eats shit and drops a box bottle of crown apple
>picks it back up and sprints out the door
>clerk runs after him
>lifting legend and i run out the other door to meet him on the other side
>injun stops halfway to his getaway front wheel car
>stands there and looks at us
>me, clerk, and heavy weight champ do a small stand off
>starts walking towards us slowly
>lifting legend and i prepare for the battle of fate
>He just stops in front of us
>"just give me the bottle and the cops wont be called" says clerk
>injun hands him the bottle and just says "call the cops"
>he walks inside and the clerk calls the cops
>his injun gf who he walked in with walks over to us
>"whats going on"
>"he was caught stealing a bottle of crown" i say
> they both dart off back out the door
>me and lifting legend run after them
>they get in their car and try to speed off
>fuckthismidwesternweather.gif
>the wheels spin for days
>get car description and plate numbers
>kek as they try to drive away
Part 1/3

Anonymous 2016-12-27 05:33:16 Post No.716669378
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>cop bro is in the area
>calls cop bros from across the river because he said "they wanted to play too"
>camps for them at a bridge
>they take the bait
>He picks them up
>dirty injun woman steps out after throwing something under unjun dudes seat
>disgunbguud.jpeg
>"i did it take me!" Injun girl screams
>injun dude walks because gf took the fall
>there was a third filthy prairie nigger in the car as well
>acting sketch
>they search his bag
>600$ in stolen items they've been searching for all day
>what luck!
>injun girl goes to jail along with thieving prairie nigger
>cop bro comes to gas station to get our report
Part 2/3

Anonymous 2016-12-27 05:34:05 Post No.716669453
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>cop bro tells us this great tale
>kek
>tells us stories about other times people tried to fuck with this station
>we head out for a cigarette with this epic cop bro
>bullshitting just laughing about people of color and how filth they are
>cop gets a message on body cb radio thing
>"we have a suspect out on main attempting suicide with a broken bottle, suspect is 6 feet tall, black jacket with gray hoodie, stand by"
>sounds like our guy...
>"Suspect is anon anonymoose"
>THATS OUR FUKKIN GUY
>our faces when
>kek as injun attempts suicide
>cop puts out cigarette and we all go about our ways
Feels good man

Anonymous 2016-12-27 05:37:26 Post No.716669728
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>>716669311

Anonymous 2016-12-27 05:39:03 Post No.716669872
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 05:39:03 Post No.716669872 [Report]

>>716669728
It fucking happened lol lifting legend and clerk are still here too

Anonymous 2016-12-27 05:41:34 Post No.716670110
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 05:41:34 Post No.716670110 [Report]

this was a bad story.

Anonymous 2016-12-27 05:42:52 Post No.716670249
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 05:42:52 Post No.716670249 [Report]

>>716669728
Lifting legend here it did happen exactly as described.

Anonymous 2016-12-27 05:45:32 Post No.716670448
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>>716670249
Lifting legend is still here, confirmed him

Anonymous 2016-12-27 05:47:02 Post No.716670549
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the crown that started it all

Anonymous 2016-12-27 05:50:21 Post No.716670797
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 05:50:21 Post No.716670797 [Report]

>>716670448
nobody gives afuck

Anonymous 2016-12-27 05:56:18 Post No.716671264
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>>716670797
But i destroyed an 3 indians lives
Pic related
Its me

Anonymous 2016-12-27 06:00:49 Post No.716671644
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 06:00:49 Post No.716671644 [Report]

The plus side is we might get to just keep a bottle of jack they opened too, so thats a plus

Anonymous 2016-12-27 06:01:32 Post No.716671686
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 06:01:32 Post No.716671686 [Report]

>>716671644
ayyyy nice

Anonymous 2016-12-27 06:02:25 Post No.716671757
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 06:02:25 Post No.716671757 [Report]

>>716670797
>Be me 4chan poster
>See thread talking about a dirty injun
>Go into thread read story
>Story talks about a lifting god
>See he posted in in thread
>Nothingpersonalkid.gif
>Angery because I can't lift my monster to my lips
>Tell him nobody gives a fuck
>Got em
>At that moment my microwave dings
>Roll into electric scooter
>Battery dies half way to microwave
>Ohfuck.jpg
>Cops find my body later due to smell

Anonymous 2016-12-27 06:05:16 Post No.716671993
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 06:05:16 Post No.716671993 [Report]

>>716671757
>did i rustle ur jimmies?
>brag some more about how u can lift

Anonymous 2016-12-27 06:06:43 Post No.716672100
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Anonymous 2016-12-27 06:06:43 Post No.716672100 [Report]

>>716671993
>Be me 4chan poster
>See thread talking about a dirty injun
>Go into thread read story
>Story talks about a lifting god
>See he posted in in thread
>Nothingpersonalkid.gif
>Angery because I can't lift my monster to my lips
>go ahead brag some more
>Got em
>At that moment my microwave dings
>Roll into electric scooter
>Battery dies half way to microwave
>Ohfuck.jpg
>Cops find my body later due to smell
Sure thing