Tomorrow night I'm meeting my girlfriend's dad. How

>>716667725
>show dominance over him

make sure you wear your fedora and fingerless gloves

>>716667725
Pat him on the back/arm after a handshake

>>716667725
Good banter

subtly fuck his daughter in the arse in front of him

>>716667856
I like that. more

are you fucking twelve what the fuck

>>716667725
greet him and properly introduce yourself.
then double dick his daughter and wife while he watches.

>>716668131
No. I just want him to know

Call him by his first name instead of Mr. or Sir.

Strong eye contact and a firm handshake

>>716668113
Lots of eye contact, never break the stare

>>716667725
Firm handshake eye contact until he breaks it
and don't laugh at stupid shit just because you're nervous

inform him that you are more of a man than he is as witnessed by the fact his daughter prefers your dick over his.

>>716667725
Walk up and immediately grab his balls, he'll respect you as alpha and natural assume a submissive posture.

>>716667725
flex your muscles and slap his sons arse that way he will see you are even more alpha than his son too!

Tell him you had to retrain his daughter because he taught her to suck dick wrong.

>>716668235
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>>716668324
I like these too. Anything else

>>716668605
don't be you

Let him fuck you in the ass but when he's about to cum jump off his dick. 100% full proof plan my man.

>>716668535
>and natural assume a submissive posture.
Said posture will be his fist in your face and his boot up your ass!

>>716667725
suck his dick

>>716667725
Before you get there, finger your girlfriend with all your fingers, don't wash them.
When he shakes your hand he will know.

>>716668656
You're a serious faggot.

Do that asshole-overhand shake when you shake his hand.


Then fuck him in the ass.

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>>716667725
obviously wit and enough physical contact to give the impression you are comfortable with them, the way a father would with their son.

>>716668855
check em
anon is faggot confirmed

Fuck you'r stupid op. You have to be the World's Biggest pussy to need to dominate him like That.

>>716667725
What I do is keep eye contact, heighted your tone when talking about something serious. I'm Italian so I talk with my hands and just that allow looks more aggressive/mature. Firm handshake while gripping his forearm will establish confidence. And lastly don't dress like a cuck.

>>716668841
Holy shit. This is perfect

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Leak your teacher or even your sister lol - snap leak .cf check the image

>>716667725
tell him upfront you voted Trump and hate feminism and are ready to defend your gf, yourself, and your country with an AR from enemies foreign and domestic, including him, your gf, and the golden retriever.

>>716668936
No if i do this right he's not going to like me but he is going to respect me plus i didn't grow up with a dad and this somehow helps

>>716668635
This anon knows stuff

You don't want to come across as dominating or he'll dislike you.
You want to be respectful, but show your on his level and neither below or above him.
Firm handshake, smile, be freindly, call him by his first name, maybe start a conversation, ask about his work or hobbies,comment on the house, don't make it an awkward situation.
Maybe he will actually like you and not give you shit.
If he tries the whole don't fuck with my daughter thing don't laugh nervously like a faggot. You can ensure him he has nothing to worry about

How old are u kid

>>716669154
My girlfriend hates feminist and she told me that her dad and I are probably going to get along because we both voted Trump

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>>716668113
Anon is right. Firm handshake, lots of eye contact and dont just pat him on the back after the handshake, you have to subtly use the clasped hand on his back to direct him which way to walk after or which way to go sit down. Also something along the lines of I dont care what gf says your alright dads name, it sets the expectation he is there to meet your approval.

>>716668943
That alone*

>>716669259
22

>>716669301
you did not address the retriever fucker.

>>716667725

>>716668299
>>716668943
>>716669259
This
And pick your topics for god sake.
Try to show interest in what he's saying and avoid young adult bullshit and politics.

1. Ask him to do you a favor. Something simple that he can't say no to. Do it in front of family. Once the favor is done his subconscious will reduce his cognitive dissonance regarding his feelings toward you favorably.
2. Profit .

Run 2 hours late.

>>716669174
So you're pushing him away emotionally because you are afraid to get close to a father figure?

if it won't piss off your gf, be extra handsy with her in front of the dad and make out a bit. make subtle references to the the fact you're fucking her. this will piss him off, but not in a way he can do anything about. so totally emasculating. if he acts like a dick about it, gf feels infantalized and will go against him. if he ignores it or politely asks you to stop, he's even more beta. either way you win.

>>716669353
Holy shit please tell me more

>>716669383
I think she mentioned he has a beagle and my girlfriend owns a cat

no pat in the back, only libertards do that. Firm handshake and grab forearm. This tells him I respect you and I got your back.

Note this doesn't work if he has a beard. If he does, turn 360 degrees around and walk away

>>716669458
No I want him to respect me and subconsciously want my approval

>>716667725
ProTip You Can't. Source: I'm a Dad.

>>716668039
This is my latest fantasy, if you replace the word (((subtly))) with blatantly, and the word (((dad))) with mom.

>>716669434
It'll just show that op has a fetish for submissive people

you can do whatever the fuck you want
*trying* to appear dominant will pretty much automatically make you out to be a pleb (which is probably alright because of youre a kid, you're a pleb man. face it. BUT YOURE GROWING)
relax, talk with him like a normalass person, make jokes when you think of them
whatever
no pressure, hombre
if he has a tight asshole, that's his issue
you're dating his daughter, not him

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Impregnate his floor machine

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>>716667725
Bring a revolver

Play Russian roulette with his bitch ass

>>716669434
Fucking this.

>>716669621
that's the suburbs then. Don't reverse park in the driveway, specially if you have a fast car. Park normally, wear a suit no tie, don't take shoes off unless asked for, no perfume, "a pleasure to meet you", shake arm, grab forearm, stare into eyes, get close to his face, kiss him on the cheek

>>716669801
Dude if your daughter is getting fucked without being married you're not doing a good job and are technically getting cucked

unless you've got the confidence for it, the attitude for it, and the backing for it, you're not gonna have him at your heels
wtf kind of weird fantasy is that anyway
you're not god, or a kind, you're dating his daughter
get your head out of your ass before he pulls it out (assuming he's that type of person)

>>716669855

you must be a power bottom

>>716670095
I've seen pictures of him i can take him

>>716670030
He lives like a mile outside of Chicago in the northwest suburbs. So technically

>>716669500
this is sewing the worst kinds of seeds right here

>>716670135
wanna wrastle?

You ate going to make a clown of yourself you fucking 14 year old

>>716669656
Establish dominance over a dad? Good luck, date a nigger where there is no dad.

>>716670267
that's hardly the point
you can live your life trying to dominate others
but it'd probably be better to just be on equal footing if not friendly

>>716667725
You don't show dominance over him dumbass. I would fucking end you if you tried that shit on my daughter - you'd be lucky if you made it to the door before a 12 gauge was boring out the back of your fucking skull all over the door and I called in a home invasion.

>>716667725
Belittle his career

>>716670364
then do exactly as I said.. The kiss is the most important part and I am not kidding. He'll spend years trying to figure out what the hell that was and will be subconsciously afraid of you. By the time he realizes what you did, you'd be marrying his daughter

>>716670414
But it would send a message

Sick his dick. In most Western cultures it shows determination to do hard work

>>716670638
What he said. Look, new friend, if you think you can dominate a father into accepting you, you suffer excessive pigmentation. If not, you could try showing him you're a stand-up guy.

>>716670638
But wouldn't you be a little happy your daughter was dating a real man and not some pussy

>>716667725
the most powerful message you can send regarding dominance is not control over him, but control over yourself. If you're true to yourself and don't give a single fuck about judgement, you're golden

>>716667725
Look him in the eye and tell him your a bitch cuck and you want to watch him fuck your gf and eat his cream pie out of her. That will teach him a lesson.

>>716669519
Just subtle stuff. Your main focus should be getting the mom in your pocket and then your in control and can slow impress your dominance on the father without you knowing.

>>716668841
I came here to post this.

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Looking at these responses lets me know why you aren't fucking already

>>716670991
999

>>716670891
a real man would not give a single, solitary fuck about whether he approved. Moreover, that argument falls apart when you take into account that he would most likely hate you if you tried to be the "top dog"

>>716668635
Pretty much this.

>>716670693
If you do it, he will try to avoid you at every chance he has, and not the other way around as it usually is.

>>716670889
Exactly. I would respect someone who was a nice guy, not some meat head fuck hole wannabe that tried to come in and piss on my daughter in front of me. If I had to fly her to a remote island and chain her to a damn tree, you would never see her again, if you lived to talk about it at all. You earn respect, you don't demand it. No trophies for participating here.

>>716667725
talk to him about strapons

>>716671009
No me and her fucked the first night we met. We fuck

>>716667725
Sodomize him.

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>>716669429
>and politics
Unless your politics actually seem to align closely to his. I got my first job out of college because I'm an immigrant hating conservative, which my friend's dad liked, so he sent my resume out to a few people who also felt the same way and boom I had a job in the petroleum industry.

>>716667725
Fuck his wife

>>716671187
Lies

Grab him by the pussy

>>716671331
No she's pretty slutty. I love her but she is slut who loves getting fucked

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[spoiler]s>pike his drink and take his to his bedroom and when he seems to be fading unconscious slip in his ass if he awakes tell him you got lost looking for the restroom[/spoiler]
it'll show you have little respect for him as a man and youre confident of getting the job done next time

>>716671499
Ha. Make sure to pack a chute.

>>716671499
Send her to me

Ill play Russian roulette with the fag and still grab his wifes ass saying i thought it was galpals

>>716671499
lets see some pics

>>716669794
That's not how this works you sociopath. He doesn't give a shit about your approval and in reality, if her parents don't like you, you probably won't be dating this girl for long. Just be a normal human. If you and your gf are both 22, her dad has already accepted the fact that you two fuck. Now's your chance to be cool with him. Just be a normal human. Shake hands, look him in the eyes, have a good conversation, and let him know that you actually like his daughter, and that you're a normal human being. Trying to play mind games will do none of these things. Her dad will read you, and he will not like you. It's really fucking simple. Just present yourself as not a degenerate and you'll be fine. No need to try to do anything else.

>>716669377
You wont be dominating anyone son. It would be a bad idea to try.

>>716671708
what?

>>716671847
Slut + parents approval = long relationship. Does not compute.

>>716667725
What does her dad do?

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>have girlfriend
>has to me father
>worried about looking like a bitch
>ask South African anime board for help

You have already lost anon

>>716667725
strong handshake and look him in the eyes
even if you don't dominate him he will respect you

>>716672074
This
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>>716672128
5th grade math teacher

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>>716667725
Ask him if he wants to smell his daughter then hold your finger up to his nose. That'll work.
Really, you cuck if you want to make a good impression you want to appear as NON threatening as possible while being agreeable and not a tard. Something even harder for you than your original question I'm sure.

>>716672380
Then you must be in his class

>>716667725
I'll save you the time.
You're not.
Someone who is confident wouldn't need to worry about this dominance bullshit you're talking about.
Just do like you normally do: stay quiet, refuse to look him in the eye like you do with everyone else, and talk in a mumble, like normal.
They'll all just pity you faster and leave you be as a non threat.

>>716672074
Well she tells me she loves her parents. She just really likes getting fucked

>>716667725
>>716667725
Ask him if he wants to smell his daughter then hold your finger up to his nose. That'll work.
Really, you cuck if you want to make a good impression you want to appear as NON threatening as possible while being agreeable and not a tard. Something even harder for you than your original question I'm sure.

>>716672487
No I'm going to start the Police Academy soon and i have a degree in criminal justice

>>716672522
Enjoy her while you can but invest in renter's insurance.

>>716667725
Don't try to be "dominant" just be respectful. Don't be a fedora tipping jackass just be a generally good guy.

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>>716672380
Let him know how much you respect teaching and your looking to get into it yourself. When he asks what field of teaching tell him teaching his daughter to take huge black cocks while you masturbate in the corner.

>>716667725
Shake his hand firmly, look him in the eyes, speak clearly with a broad tone, show respect to his wife and you win.

>>716672670
Idk i actually really like her and we've been together 8 months and its kinda getting serious

>>716667725
Don't be an insecure faggot who feels the need to show dominance. Rather progressively build up confidence (by succeeding in life) and you will become naturaly dominant. Now you will just make an arse of yourself and have the fam dislike you when you act like a douche. Also if you feel the need to continue with this stupidity after all that has been said, sit in the dad's chair (it's usually easy to spot- the well positioned single seeter).

>>716672074
I guess I don't get into many long term relationships with many sluts so I wouldn't know

>>716671847
Notice all the emphasis on the words "normal human"

>>716672806
Cute. I'll keep an eye out for your "feels" thread in a couple of weeks

>>716667725
Compare dize sizes

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>>716672222
>>716667725

If you bring quads, he will really have no choice but to respect you.

Not playing mind games is also a good idea, as some other anons have mentioned.

>>716672380
>>716672666

ask him if he's got any meth for sale and respond to his puzzled "What??"

with

"Oh... MATH Teacher. I though [gf's name] said meth dealer.

>>716672666
Faggot
I spent years around cop killers i wish these fuckers were free now more than ever

>>716673026
Idk man this is the best relationship I've ever had

>>716673128
Nigger you have never been around me

>>716673128
Well too bad they aren't pussy

>>716673379
Sounds like something i need to be proud of faggot