/b/ I've got a question for you. I want to enlist, but there's

>>716656958
They'll take anyone who isn't on retard pills or hard shit

>>716656958
Don't tell him shit. Don't bring it up. And don't pussy out at MEPS.

>>716656958
you're on the Federal Illicit Substances Registry, you can not enlist and depending on your area you might get in trouble.

>>716658038
seconded. But if you eventually need a TS clearance and lie about it to your recruiter (or other shit) it could haunt you. Just ask your recruiter, they will try to help you get around it, unless your an utter shitbag.

former Marine Sgt here. good luck

>>716656958
as another going in enlisted then maybe mustanging it yeah your fine, just be honest with recruiter and they will help you get throguh meps. as long as you aren't like a fucking retard you are gonna be fine. I actually got a brain and some university under my belt so im set for anything i wanna do probs, but dont be a pussy. the worst is him telling you no and the best is him working with you so stiffen your upper lip and just go ask your recruiter what what.

>>716658310
lulz. get ready for an ass chappin. I don't know who inflated your ego but you're in for one hell of a ride. I hope you do good though.

first thought when you get to the fleet: "fuck why didn't I go officer?"

>>716658310
>>716658488

All officers:
>hurr sure look at me I went to college so I'm better than you hurr durrrr
>gunny I'm a lt I went to college you better listen to me

>>716658488
lol i know what in store for me and gunny sarge tells me to just live shit up till i get my shit kicked pretty much. also for real the dudes im going in with are fucking tards. my recruiter legit takes me aside and gives me proper run down cause these tards need baby talk.

but for reals im gonna get such shit and muh body will never be prepared lol

>>716658787
I've only seen that happen with grunts. On the comm, arty, and airwing side (other than actual air O's), I've honestly never seen an officer get punked by SNCOs because of the officers ignorance. It's just cause the old enlisted guys are douchey and the LTs start going directly to the Sgts as a result. Saves everyone the ass pain

Run, swim, body weight exercises. You typically have to make it to Sergeant to get looked at for a Mustang package, but there are exceptions. Don't expect it without a 285+ PFT/CFT.

>>716658940
Also if your recruiter gave you a pamphlet with your 11 general orders and all the other usmc knowledge, learn it front to back. Learn the uniform regulations before you go to boot camp too.

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>>716659266
Oh boy here's a story for you. Airwing CH-53 engine mech here.
>squadron calls down saying they have low power
>we go down there and troubleshoot
>cpl starts arguing with gunny because we know what the fuck were talkin about
>tell them it's a bad fuel control
>tell them to just replace fuel control
>they call our OIC
>OIC says oh yeah sure we're just gonna give you an engine

WHAT THE FUCK SIR

>>716659649
oh shit.... guess I'm wrong.

Fuck the Marines, go Navy or Air Force

>>716659838
Yeah. Our new oic is fucking dumb.

Also. In my mos I can pretty much tell a snco "fuck you youre fucking wrong" and he has to listen to me. Well. Maybe not exactly say "fuck you"

>>716658216
Bullshit

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>>716656958
Why do you think the jughead core will have access to that database and will run your name through it? Do they even ask if you had a card in the enlistment paperwork?

>>716659938
>Navy

Aren't Marines a division of the Navy? Hence the fucking name.

>>716661237
they're a department of the gavy, you hillbilly.

>>716661237
they are a separate entity

>>716656958
Hey Faggots I want to join usmc or navy seals or even the usaf but the only problem I have is that I'm not a us citizen because I live in Argentina. My question is, where can I find a damn recruiter ? And Can I become an Officer?

>>716661588
separate but equal.

>>716661629
flush yourself down the toilet.

>>716661728
Alright enjoy yourself getting fucked by Isis bitch.

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Yes= your end of service
No=new opportunity

Former Marine Sgt here. Smoked all kinds of weed in high school didn't say shit. Finished out as MSG with TS clearance. Bamcis.

>>716661629
No nigga. Join the Argentinian navy.

>>716661237
>>716661588
>>716661653
Yea. The Men's Department

>>716662169
falkland islands.

>>716662382
>i smoked weed 30 years ago

>>716662540
Is that where you shop now that had your penis chopped off?

just say no

seriously

no

>>716663135
he's clearly asking for it.

af fag here

its cool
and kinda fun

>>716662450
So let me get this straight, when a beaner join your precious army you don't say shit, in fact you are ok with that but when a freakin Argentina citizen wants to join your army you insult him? WTF Fuck you!! you jewish bastard.

>>716663245
>chairforce

ahhahhahahahaahaaahhaha

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>>716657943
Or with a civilian history of near-clinical depression.

Or those allergic to peanut butter.

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>>716663012
Yes.

>>716663350
we don't want beaners either. just stay in your lane and shut the fuck up.

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>>716656958
enlisting shouldnt be a problem. going officer might be an issue. just dont get an MOS with a TS clearance and youre good

>>716663350
I'm jew. But I fight For IDF. You know, for my OWN country.

join the air force. best decision i made, im out now. worked with marines, they hated life.

>>716663502
He can be a naval Ref. Those officers meatgaze and monitor the sword fights on ship.

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>>716660713
>jughead
>core

>>716656958
Don't do it faggot. 4 years into the biggest mistake of my life. The marine corps is fucking garbage.

>>716658787
>Oh no salute gunny?? I out rank you bitch

>>716663779
the core of jugheads! oooo ra devil dog!

what makes the grass grow?

blood

blood

blood

>>716663550
More like stolen land your greedy fucking Jew. This is why nobody likes you.

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>>716663697
Its not the MOS thats the issue, its getting contracted

af fag here

my buddy got a DUI and has a huge record

got his ts and this was like 2 years ago

cyber fags all the way
easy job

>>716663948
Contracting HIV is a pretty serious issue under way, indeed.

>>716663824
you were probably the shitbag terminal lance

>>716663965
bullshit, you get chaptered out for dui's. there's a zero tolerance policy.

>>716664005
kys

>>716662615
VIETNAM Failed :V

And it's Malvinas Argentinas maggot.

>>716664122
i think it really depends because he does do alot of volunteer hours

but anyways he does

>>716664143
save it for the brits, ya dumb bean.

>>716663890
Fuck I feel like there's something similar to that that was on like a video or something

>>716664224
if he's sucking the right dicks, it's possible. that's nothing to brag about though.

>>716663936
...and that's why you're looking for a home of your own. Homeless vagabond with your hand out, begging for Father Don to let you in and bow to the will of us chosen ones. Just as in any other industry, Javier, we own the US military.

>>716664342
he really isnt idk weird shit i know

>>716664055
Best at my job, my work was blown off and someone else got a navy com for my work they like fucking grongo with a 300 pft/cft but couldn't do anything most related they were the first to be promoted. After that I quit caring. Like at all.

>>716664445
yes he is you stupid cunt. you don't get out of dui's unless you're sucking the right dicks. chairforce has had a zero tolerance policy since at least 09'.

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>>716663948
You are right. They have way too many Sthailors that are contracted to guide semen shoots.

Be forward with your recruiters, if you're not a piece of shit and it's an issue they'll tell you to keep quiet and process you in. Oh up to shit

>>716664372
I have a home that I earned. You just looked at every leader with your hand out saying 6 million Jews gibbe land please. How many times did God wipe your kind out in the bible?

>>716664517
why did you join to do a gay admin job?

>>716664714
Because no good contracts were open. I should have seen that red flag and not shipped. The whole time I was dep'd I was told I had an arty contract. Right before I shipped they asked if I was sure I wanted to go open contract. Then told I could be a meteorologist or a cook. And now I'm neither.

>>716664964
your poor anus. that sucks dude.

>>716665073
I also have a 5 year because of that metoc contract. So all my smart friends are out. Those that are still in are retards.

>>716664701
...and they paid. They Will continue to pay up. So Fuck it. And we're still here so bible shmible. You are our whores.

>>716664245
I'm white descendant from Spanish and Italian blood. Also Fuck the queen and fuck the brits.

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Airwing is the best.

>>716665231
now i understand why you're miserable little goy

>>716665498
You need to settle down.

>>716665412
Don't gotta worry though. Those shitty mudslimes are taking over the world. Won't be long til your Jew land is nuked until the fire never goes out.

>>716665548
All the military wants to do is use your body till it breaks then fuck you out of everything they possibly can.

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>>716665608
>mudslimes are taking over the world

stop it.

>>716665728
you're preaching to the choir. i got out in 13', and i wasn't an admit fruitcup.

>>716665736
Have you seen Europe? They're just taking it up the ass and screaming. Oh those poor Muslims.

>>716665847
It's like having raccoons in your attic. Stop being dramatic.

>>716665815
See op, all that will happen is you're either a retarded waste of space that do great things and go far in the military because that's the only way you can move forward. Or immediately regret everything and just count down your time.

>>716666047
Lol more like rats

>>716666047
Like having raccoons in the attic that come raid your kitchen then rape your wife so you set out some more food for them and give them your wallet.

OP here, anything is better than my current job. The advice I got here is that even though I have a medical marijuana rec, I shouldn't bring it up, I should just not be a retard and/or piece of shit, and I'll be fine. Is that what I am to understand?

What do I say if they ask if I smoke pot?

>>716665847
Since when is merkle the face of Europe?

>>716666207
No, be retarded. You'll go far.

>>716666207
Say no. Fucking Christ. Join the Army or stfu. Marines find their target no matter what.
>tldr you sound like fag

>>716666053
nah there's lots of cool shit you can do. making a career is possible is you enjoy getting kicked in the dick and love the taste of shit. it's possible to do something fun for a few years and get out. he's just made a poor decision and his misery is real.

>>716666211
Germany, France, Spain, England, Norway, Sweden, Denmark, Italy, literally that entire side of the world is being destroyed and everyone is apologizing to them because they don't know any better, they come from a different place with a different culture. They don't know that raping children is bad. Or beheading a butcher for serving pork is frowned on.

>>716666514
I've done fun shit. None of it was worth it.

>>716666522
You are kidding. Nobody is that stupid. Where are police? No, shit isn't going down there like media make you believe

>>716666207
There's no reason to mention the card. They don't have access to the database and it's not a topic that will come up unless you're going through a background investigation for a security clearance. You've never done drugs as far as anyone is concerned. They can't prove to ever smoked weed. After you got the card you decided you didn't want to smoke it and you threw it in the garbage. Remember?

>>716666902
Just like a Jew. Your hoping they destroy everything else first so you can get your shekles.

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>>716666739

>>716667014
So what do I answer when they ask if I've done drugs/smoked pot?

>>716666739
unless you lost your legs stepping on a pressure plate in panjwai, shut the fuck up.

>>716667161
this is why we need ID's. i want to believe you're not this stupid but i'm dunno. i just dunno.

>>716667090
Damn nigga quit hating because everyone is getting paid except you.
>lrn2 getchose

>>716667090
This thread is filled with jews I'm outta here.
Heil Hitler

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>>716667330
get back in the oven.

>>716667161
Say "nevermind I meant to sign up for the chair force. More my speed fam.hehehe"...then gtfo. So that a real potential Marine can have the chair.

>>716667462
Get back in the welfare line.

>>716658940
>gunny sarge

Yeah, keep saying that. That works.

>>716667656
do pushups.

18e here I had epilepsy when I was 16, and joined when I was 23. I never told a fucking soul about it, and my S clearance came out fine. When they ask you shit, just say you have no clue what the fuck they are talking about, and maybe a crackhead took your ss number and used your identity. Worked for my credit of hospital bills.

>>716667776
medical records are difficult to get, even with waivers, they need to track down those specific doctors etc. the dudes doing the bcg aren't colombo. also wazoo medical shit isn't the sort of red flags they're searching for.

Wow after reviewing the thread.
Jews 1
Rest of internet 0
Well played shekelites

>>716668223
Flush yourself down the toilet.

>>716656958
Just be up front with the recruiter. Hell felons can get waivers. Upfront and honest. Good luck. P.S. don't join the Marines unless you want to be a marine. I mean the sole purpose of your life is to be a marine. Weigh your options. Do what's best for you. Wish I would have stayed through retirement. Sick of seeing my battle buddies fucking retire before 40 lol. Good luck kid.

>>716668347
You've had enough internet today. Turn off your potato and go night nights.

>>716666207
You can say you smoked weed once in HS to try it and never did it again. You can get a waiver. Or just say no you never did. They'll try to scare you once you get to bc but as long as you are clean you'll be fine. 10 years Navy here

>>716667207
I lost my rectum.

>>716669276
Continue.

>>716669233
Why say that? They can't prove it. There's ??? faggots trying to enlist claiming they never did drugs. It's not competitive to admit to drug use. All the branches are picky now. It's no longer a goys market.

The bigger question is why do you want to enlist?

>>716663406
MSgt Androsky is a national hero!

>>716656958
Make sure you get a position that is important after becoming a marine if you want a career otherwise you'll come back with heaps of skills nothing to use em on and get really bored, not have a lot of the money you made left after 5 or so years

>>716669890
and PTSD

Recruiters won't hold weed against you anymore. Since it is legal in your state you should be fine unless you are medically disqualified.

>>716661629
You can enlist but you can't become an officer unless you are a citizen.

>>716670035
that's just a jewish shekel scheme to charge the VA for pills. pills pills pills.

>>716670500
Yeah, they don't cure anything, still when you get back you'll have memories, may aswell be some classified ones so go further then marine

>>716670812
don't lecture me, faggot. i know what i'm talking about.

>>716669513
Damn near killed me.

>>716670900
Do you have PTSD from being a marine and taken the pills, defrangmented mind due to exterminating clearing whole towns covert missions in Iraq Ukraine?

>>716670909
But did you get the million dollars?

>>716671040
That's not something I can discuss with you, little lady., it's classified.

>>716671120
You're a liar creative truth based narratives, did the program start last September already?

>>716671061
No. But I met the president and mooned him. Drank a fuckton of Dr. Pepper.

>>716671229
The tomato marches twice on the ides of march.

>>716671261
dr pepper is made with prune juice. that's gross.

>>716671347
You can't creampie a duck but you fist the salami.

>>716661629
You can enlist for citizenship. Fun fact during the begining of the war we had recruiters in mexico offering citizenship to go to war amd fill slots

>>716671347
You're a dumbass traitor

>>716664283
Ik there is. I dun seent it once

>>716671385
Prune juice and vodka. It's called a sledgehammer. It's how you get old lady's drunk so you can fuck them and steal their pills.

>>716671419
This. OP needs to go back to mexico and wait for the next conflict to kick off.

>>716666161
Fucking quads, also keked really hard

>>716672400
That's not quads newfag. You got them dubs though.

>>716672400
go back to nigger island you fucking coon