Good evening citizen, officer Check'em.
You happen to have any illegal dubs in your possesion?
I ain't going back to singles pig
>>716652786
Have a good day sir
>>716652673
Officer, I have a cop fetish.
Please fuck me.
No Dubs here
>>716652673
No dubs here, mang
>>716652673
oh my yes
>>716653322
>>716653322
...please step out of the car son
>>716653322
>>716653322
DUB DUBS GET"IM
Fuck da powleese
you aint gettin my dubs pig
Dubs? What are these things?
>>716653322
you're fucked buddy
>tfw you haven't got any dubs
>>716653633
get your ass to jail!
YOU CAN TAKE MY DUBS BUT YOU'LL NEVER TAKE MY TRIPS
>>716652673 No dubs here officer. As you can see I'm a doctor and white.
I DON'T SPEAK YOUR LANGUAGE
no sir, i'm a good boy
nothing to see here officer
Nuffin to see here boss
Check this officer
>>716652673
I have a permit to carry, officer, it's right here.
>>716653744
>>716653633
>>716653322
Lock these lads up and throw away the key.
Oh shit...I actually have dubs.
>>716653322
>>716653633
>>716653744
>>716653799
Stop right there criminal scum, pay the court a fine or serve your sentence, Your stolen goods are now forfeit
>>716653744
Holy Jesus.......WHAT IS THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!!??
>>716652673
I don't know what you're talking about cracker.
Fuck no, blm
>>716653960
what if i refuse, pig?
>>716652673
I'm just high officer; something wrong?
>>716652673
no sir no dubz here
Black lives matter
>>716652673
What, never.
Go head check em, you'll seem I'm clean.
>>716653976
It's a dead terrorist sir. I'm just taking it to the hospital as a cadaver for our pure white interns sir!
I'm holding these for a friend, take a hit of this doobie
No sir, I'm off to the war effort.
>>716652673
Dubs lives matter.
>>716652673
No dubs here officer, just trips.
Fuck off pig
Got no dubs here officer
>>716654288
Jesus son.
With dubs like those you're lucky I don't take you in right now.
Imma let you off, but you better kill some god damn gooks.
No dubs here sir
no dubs here officer
What is the problem osefer
I dindu nuffin
Do you have a warrant to check for dubs? Am I being detained? Am I free to go?
>>716654500
Lock him up
N-no officer, no dubs here... Please move along n-now.! *gulp*
>>716654555
Call swat
>>716654634
Fuck I can't go back to jail
>>716652673
Nothing to see here sir, we left all our dubs at the party.
>>716654500
Yes 911? I'd like to report some dubs.
>>716652673
muh dick, er i mean
dindu nuffin officer
no sir
YOUR NOT TAKING ME ALIVE FAGGOT
Check those singles
>>716654762
See you at the party richter
Ive got a permit for these.
>>716654555
I'VE GOT TRIPS IN MY SIGHTS! OPEN FIRE
>>716654933
WE'RE AGAINST ILLEGAL DUBS DUMBASS! get him!
>>716652673
Fuck off, officer.
>>716654933
Gist him out of my sight I'm a dubs agent
>>716654933
you're fucked mate
I have a permit for these dubs
nah
>>716653322
>>716653633
>>716653744
>>716653799
>>716654288
>>716654500
>>716654555
>>716654933
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE BROTHERS
You will never take my dubs alive copper
Yeah what the fuck you going to do about it
Too soon...
>>716653125
Hello ur a nigga toolike ALL of us remember too bad u werent borned illuminated
>>716652673
oh uhh.. geesh golly wowzer, I have no dubs officer. shit GO FUCK YOURSELF
What's the problem, officer?
I fucked your wife and daughter officer
dubs? what are dubs?
>hides dubs
nothing to see here officer
I'm good officer!
>>716655511
fuck
Fuck da police.
>>716655444
HOLY FUCK
U ARE FUCKED
>>716655444
Get me snake pliskin
>>716654933
"I think he's bluffing..."
>>716655566
only I could get away with it, anon.
>>71655555
D:
>>716655566
>>716655511
>>716655444
>>716655355
OH MY GOOOOD
its happening
>>716655555
i fucked up
No dubs here.
no dubs here sir, just on my way home.
Hello I'm Donald trump
>>716655666
JHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>716655666
Satan raped.
>>716655666
holy shit...
Merry christmas from me....Enjoy the leak and check out this shit lol - snap leak . c f
>>716655622
''I-I was framed! I swear it!''
No dubs here officer. I'm good to go
>>716655755
YOU ARE RAPED TOO
>>716655666
Yeah u did
>>716655799
i dont think so
>>716655848
I like this better, but I'm a faggot, so...
What happens if an officer gets dubs?
>>716655981
dang . we lost them ... we need to keep looking for those filfthy illegall dubs
no dubs only singles
>>716655848
''I don't know how it got here...''
illegal dubs? you mean dabs? no dubs here
Dubs? What dubs?
but its legal in Colorado!
>>716656124
all right . you're clean
NEEEXT
>>716656063
Don't worry boss, we're on the case.
Singles only exist here because I am not a bad guy
Dubs?
But we're just having a good time.
No reason to look into this further.
>>716656212
good . backup's here
No sir, I do have a Trip-carrying license though if you'll allow me to reach into my glove compartment
>>716656395
ah, must have misplaced it. Either way, no possession. Have a nice day occifer
>>716656395
check'd
no illegal dubs
NEEXT
>>716656359
Don't worry, those dubs won't get past us.
>>716652673
No dubs here sir, just drunk driving
>>716652673
What happens if we have quads?
>>716656447
glad to hear that comrade
keep it goin
>>716652673
maybe, bit of a pothead but there might be some crumbs in the car from a previous journey. But as of now im clean. feel free to get up all in there
*cough* sis a lawyer * cough* damn good one too* cough*
no dubs
>>716656612
check'd . no illegal dubs
NEXT
I'm clean
''I ain't packin'.... dubs that is''
Let me pass
No dubs here sir. Move along
>>716656793
you're not the conraband we're looking for
move along
IDK what you mean, I didn't steal the idea of having dubs.
No dubs here
"S-sirs, I don't have any dubs, Check'em!"
I didn't survive the war just to come home to dubs!
>>716657052
he's clear
move along citizen
NEEEEXT
dont mind me just trying to get to the other side of the tracks.
Double trouble
>>716657165
as long as you dont posses any illegall dubs , you're free to pass
I shalt take one any dubs!
Prepare for battle.