/b/ what do you do when your friend is a fat lazy piece of shit

>>716648822
Sounds like my wife......

Have you tried knocking this friend up and ruining your life?

>>716649058
i tried knocking them OUT once, but didnt change their behavior at all.

You have to lead by example and even then most people are beyond saving. If you left him alone and nobody talked to him cus of what a peice of shit he is its still 99% that hes not gonna blame it on himself.

Start with things like this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_fwRh1t9hY&ab_channel=Shadiversity

>>716650275
Yeah, that never works.

Best advice I can give is cut and run. Can't save a person who doesn't want to be saved. He'll talk shit about you, but anyone who matters will see through it.

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>>716648822
What is his first name??? I know someone exactly like this.

>>716650516
ive tried leading by example, explicitly. But im resented for being better because it reminds them of how shitty they are.

>>716651517
>him
DID YOU JUST FUCKING ASSUME GENDER


TRIGAGGEGRORGGEGDGEDDDDDD

>>716651517
>>716648822
sick just ignore me in your shitty thread OP

>>716650986
Every now and then they will talk about wanting to be better, and doing better, but its just in the moment i guess because they slump right back into being this shitty person

>>716652081
I didnt ignore you

>>716652081
how do you know its a he

>>716652217
I sent that right as you sent a reply.

>>716652146

Wow okay this has to be the same person. Their name start with a C?

>>716652284
I don't it is a guess, they are literally describing someone I know to a T.

>>716652347
yeah it does, their name is cockhead

>>716651982
Nothing worth doing is easy. Also its not your battle its his.

INCOMING BIBLE SPEEK

>whoever is rigtious let him be rigtious still
>whoever is filthy let him be filthy still

don't make friends with a nigger.

>>716652523
oh believe me i know its not easy. used to believe it was worthwhile endeavor to try my fucking hardest to show them the absolute undeniable error in their ways, but its bout to be 3 years now and they have shown little to no progress from their current standing.

>>716652716
not a nigger, but something equally as bad. can you guess?

>>716652146
What's this 'they' business?

>>716652844
this person browses /b/ aswell, tryna keep it low key u feel me

>>716652935
are they socially withdrawn?

>>716652935
Its you, isn't it?

>>716653020
i mean, kinda? they stay in their room playing video games and masturbating alot. occasionally they do stuff with me and my friends

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>>716653072
dont blow my cover you asshole

>>716652722
Its hard to change the flow of a river.

I know what its like to be despised because I dont fuck sluts or lie or cheat and when people insist that i do, i tell them it isnt right.

Dont try to force your perspective on others though.

We live in satans world and your friends way is not only "working fine for him", but it gives him the excuses he needs to keep it going and also its the way of the land.

The only way a person like that changes is if they feel it in their heart to change. If you dont give up you might overcome it together.

If you do give up he might still get over it eventually.

Maybe he never will and will die unhappy blaming everyone but himself.

Find out what you're willing to do to see that it doesn't happen, and be okay with the fact that your best effort might not be enough.

You made a thread here so obviously you care about him/them/everyone and want whats going to be good for them because YOU know that your way works.

THEY dont know. If they see enough examples in their lifetime they may understand.

Were not abandoned or forsaken.

>>716653129
do they watch a lot of anime?

>>716653206
some bible fucker always has to jump into threads and attempt to dominate with religious bs

>>716653298
"i cant see reason because it says it in the bible"

People will believe anything you tell them....unless its in the bible.

Why do you think that is?

>>716653206
I hear you loud and clear friend.
I havent tried to force my perspective on them, or try and make them try my way, only tried to push them towards breaking these self destructive habits, that are un arguably bad for the self.
such as, lack of compassion for those around them, lack of generosity, NOT being humble, NOT being kind to those close to them, NOT seeing a need to appologize when they do something that is completely wrong or hurtful to someone else.

>>716653447
let's stay on OPs topic, shall we? this is exactly the kind of shit that i was talking about

>>716653298
i dont think he was trying to dominate with religious bs, you need to tone down your attitude.

>>716653298
Also if youre claiming im dominating it mist be because the words have weight to them. I posted a message same as everyone else.

are you threatened because you know deep down youve been living at the expense of others and you feel guilty?

I forgive you, so does jesus, come back to us.

>>716653298
Lotta wisdom in the bible. Whole lotta shit that makes no sense too...
Work around the shit and there's plenty of good stuff in there.

>>716653298
you dont have to be a bible fucker to know that there are very insightful bits of advice that apply to everyday life.
but idk, you use the internet so youd rather just use that

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Quit being such a egregious faggot and give us his fucken name. As I see it now your lucky hes your friend if your like this in real life also.

>>716653824
agree

>>716653824
I dont know what egregious means, i also dont understand why or how you see that im lucky i have someone in my life. if anything they're lucky to have a friend that cares enough to actually try and, idk, help?

>>716654024
when was the last time you spoke to them in person OP?

>>716653824
how is OP lucky to have the person he described as his friend just because he wont say his or her name

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>>716648822
>>716652452
Sounds like you are weighing your own experience vs theirs, but the truth of the matter is you haven't seen every second of their life and don't know for sure what all their roadblocks are in life.

Just because you can make something work for yourself doesn't mean its easy or possible for someone else, if they aren't getting pussy maybe they were sexually repressed or even raped.

There are also medical and mental health problems that a lot of people keep secret.

Its always easy to judge others when you have absolutely no clue what reality is like from their perception.

Maybe you should leave this person behind, perhaps they wouldn't be depressed if they didn't have shitty people in their lives who judge them for "not going out enough" when you've actually put zero effort to even bringing them anywhere fun, I bet you used them for their house, food, and video games but never actually brought them around "cool people" or cute girls because you claim they hate fun, when the reality is you just don't want him to bring down your social image.

Actually get fucked OP, maybe believe some of the "lies" they tell you because perhaps its truth just skewed by the lens of your life experience.

Let me guess you had a really hard life and somehow overcame right princess?

Well all those problems you made up yourself feel cooler, if they aren't medical problems or mental issues brought on by physical damage to your brain or a imbalance in chemicals then guess what baby YOU DIDN'T HAVE REAL PROBLEMS IN LIFE SINCE YOU ARE APPARENTLY SO MUCH MORE WELL ADJUSTED THEN THE FRIEND YOU DITCHED WHILE PRETENDING TO FIT IN, AND LAUGHING AT THINGS YOU DON'T ACTUALLY THINK ARE FUNNY.

Your friend sounds like hes alpha & doesn't have to pretend to like things he doesn't nor pretend to be happy when he isn't.

You wanted a truthful response OP... maybe the fact of the matter is you are a shit friend who lacks empathy and perspective for other peoples problems.

>>716654101
if you posted that kevin thing, then please explain your point of view to me, im interested.
also it was a couple days ago

>>716653824
>>716654190

Willing or unwillign agents of satan.

they speak only with hate contempt and value for only themselfs.

they dont have a message of love or understanding

pay them no mind

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>>716654211
You made a thread asking for help but refuse to pay a simple price for the help. The price is the guys name, this is not Game of Thrones where a man has no name. Post his name and i\ll help or gtfo. Your like a attention wh0re who won't post tits.

>>716654211
no, that wasn't me

>>716654442
You identify yourselfs so easily

>>716654368
>honestly believing in "agents of satan"

>>716654368
I'm gonna pump my agents of satan into your mum after it's your bedtime.

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>>716654552
not me I don't have friends

>>716654368
Will or unwillign agent of faggotry.

you speak only with gayness cocksucking and vulva for yourself.

you dont have a message of puss or straightness

pay this dumbfuck no mind

>>716654597
Not knowing what satan is or what an agent of satan is but implying you do while putting others down.

Its not too late for you

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>>716654368

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>>716654190
um OP here... dude you really could not be more wrong. I think you're projecting some kind of personality and identitiy on to me.. it completely sounds like you just made up some kind of person and scenario to be mad at
it has nothing to do with my experience vs theirs
it has nothing to do with my social image
it has nothing to do with girls.
ive never used them for anything before
and uhh, what are you talking about physical damage, imbalances in my brain..?? buddy you seriously could not be more wrong if you tried.
since every is so curious, his name is shawn and he is my BROTHER, someone ive lived with my entire life. we're both beta as all fuck, im 5'4 unnatractive and acne ridden, hes slightly taller and weighs 260 pounds

I hope i shined some light on your pre concieved notion

>>716654897
Doesnt read it, pretends he knows about it cus of the hollywood portrayals.

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>>716653824
>>716654442
Thanks for backing me up on that one.

>>716654101
At least tell us this you fucking faggot OP.

>>716652426
It's a pretty vague description Al

>>716655023
i already said his name and when i last talked to him
lurk moar

>>716648822
Some people just need to learn the HARD way. Dont worry be happy. Youre the stupid one in the end because he doesnt give a shit and you do

>>716654368
it was hard not to pay that guy mind, i have no idea what the hell is on about, i think theirs someone in his life he really really hates

>>716655012
actually, i have read it.
A wonderful work of fiction, that can't be read from front to back and make sense.
kind of like a "choose your own ending" goosebumps book, but less believable.

>>716655216
If you had actually read it you would know its not just 1 book.

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>>716654944
Oh this thread is boring and gay now then.

>Sounds like you should just murder suicide him.

Seriously though if you are his brother then its not even your place to work out his social life, by the sound of it you don't even have any cool friends to introduce him to, or maybe he is more content than you think and you're just projecting your shortcomings on him.

>>716654190
OP again, id just like to add that neither of us have had hard lives, we're both upper middle class and probably live a better life than you lol faggot. also, i promise you his lies arent truth skewed by my lense of perception, he will literally take a bag of chips, eat the whole thing and then just lie about it out of pure habit.

>>716654190
Honestly man, he pretends more than anyone else. He's a fatass who wants to be a dead guy. He's in love with his dead uncle who was a degenerate that died of liver failure. He was spoiled his entire life, given whatever he wants, and never dealing with real strife aside from his drunken idol dying. His parents are divorced both from each other and from his life, and he's not bothered by it because it gives him free reign to do whatever the fuck he wants.
Goes around calling people who give him good will retards, and wonders why he only has two friends, me, and OP.

>>716655477
agree

Dont let them troll you, They arent trying to help.

>>716655477
look i totally understand how you guys can assume these things because you are only reading what ive typed about him, but holy shit some of yall are like reaaaaaaching really far. I promise you im not projecting anything on to him

>>716655571
dude id really like to understand why youve agreed with the posts that couldnt be MORE wrong about this situation

>>716654944
You fucking asshat. You're not OP. His name is jake fucking maracle, and you're a retarded thread hijacker.

>>716655537
what in the absolute fuck are you talking about

>>716654190
omg its you

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>>716655826
Is this really you OP? I am ready to give advice but I don't know to who.

>>716655759
uhhhh no, i AM op hahaha

ummm actually i am OP......
lame ass thread hijackers, smfh

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>>716655655
Promising us or trying to convince yourself?

You think you need to help him because hes your brother, but your life probably isn't very much better then his.

Plus my double 77's don't lie.

>>716651517
Gilbert

>>716655880
sigh, its gotten pretty difficult to sift through the trolls and the guys who have no idea what theure talking about, but i assure you i AM op, so please reply any advice to this post or to the thread itself and i will look for it

thanks

Fuck all you faggots im the OP

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>>716654944
That's a tough one you don't really get to pick your family. The best advice I could give is to convince him to try some mushrooms and let him experience ego death, maybe if you can recognize how fucked his past is he can have some motivation to improve his future.

>>716656018
Look at this pathetic little bitch. He doesn't even write the same way as OP. He's a fucking retard who's too stupid to make his own thread. A self-admitted manlet who's too beta to even not lurk enough to post a thread on /b/.

>>716655996
stop lol, you're wrong. I dont promise you, i ASSURE you

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>>716655849
Who am I?

>>716656151
haha yea everyone look at me!!!

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>>716656154
Well I will rest assured that you are in denial.

>>716656151
Lurk less

>>716656105
you know, i actually tried that. I ate a bunch of mushrooms myself in a stupid effort to gain some sort of knowledge i thought i could use to help him, instead i caused myself a horrible time by trying to talk to him duriing my trip about his problems, the conversation derrailed quickly because 1, i was tripping the fuck out, and 2 he was getting angry

all in all, hes too much of a pussy to try mushrooms

>>716656416
im not in denial im in your mom
but hey on a serious note, try meditation. it will heal your soul and you will grow as the being of light and love that you truly are

>>716656429
maybe you should just let him live his life bro

>>716656543
do you know what its like to live in the same house as someone who is in undeniable piece of shit for almost 16 years and just TRY TO LET HIM LIVE HIS LIFE BRO
just masturbate and go to sleep, jimmies have been russled by you faggots who think you know what you're talking about

>>716656543
Amen anon. A-fucking-men

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>>716651517
>>716654190
>>716655023
>>716655477
>>716655996
>>716656188
>>716656416
These are all me and I've decided that I'm OP now.

Anyone got any advice for my faggot friend?

>>716656691
if you agree with him so fucking bad then just tell me, tell me why its a good idea to LET my brother continue being a piece of shit?????
i swear to fuck it has nothing to do with me, or my opinion HE IS UN ARGUABLY A PIECE OF SHIT,

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>>716656536
Next time you meditate you will think of me and this image of a banana.

I just took away your ability to properly clear your mind.

Also you aren't on my level when it comes to lucid dreaming, I fuck whoever I want every night, or fly, or have any OP powers I want.

You go ahead and pretend to meditate while sitting there wasting time.

>>716656678
>almost 16 years
how old are you OP?

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>>716656105
Pay a girl to show interest in him and tell him what turns her off and what turns her on. If he doesn't act more redeemable for some pussy he's a helpless faggot.

>>716656893
because A: it is literally his life to live, you may be a part of it, but you're exhibiting control freak behaviour, and B: if he's happy, you're a dick for trying to take away his happiness.

>>716656943
its not wasting time, its unlocking the secrets of the universe while losing yourself in the present moment. Im sure if you tried more than a few times and more than just a few minutes at a time, youd start to notice the long term psychological effects it has, you will become a better you. I sincerely reccomend it to you. The bliss that comes with feeling one-ness with everything squashes the feeling of satisfying your carnal urge for the sex im sure you cant get because you have to fucking lucid dream about it

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>>716648822
This is the most successfully I've ever derailed a thread.

I also got 77 and 88 while doing it... undeniably the best possible dubs.

Nice 2s there though, you must get tons of bitches with such a hugeee power level.

>>716657208
what the hell is everyone missing here?????
im not a control freak, im not trying to take away is happiness, he doesnt even have any!! he is horribly depressed!!!! god its so simple but all of you guys are coming up with your own interpretations of it!!!
Listen, my brother is a depressed person who abusive towards others, and im to just let him be this way because its HIS life? do you know that is the exact opposite of empathy? do you really understand why that logic is flawed?
Im sure if your brother was as bad as him that youd want to do something about it

>>716657427
dude you actually DID do a good job of derailing my thread, 10/10 i applaud you
i hope that you apply this amount of effort to improving you life.

youll do phenonamnela things

>>716657634
yes, you are a control freak OP, and yes, you are meant to let him be because it's his life.
Get over it

>>716657775
no im not a control freak, and no i wont allow my brother to be bad person without trying to help him
hes got problems, and im sure none of you guys would really try and help him like me
but whatever, you probably think me trying to help his forcing something on to him or something else thats stupid

>>716657977
>i'm not a control freak
>i won't allow my brother to

not helping your case bro

>>716657292
I can lucid dream about anything and do so at will.

I've also done psychedelics over 30 times and can produce vast landscapes and beautiful cosmic lights anytime I want, just gotta close my two eyes and open my third one. When you can secrete DMT from your pineal glad any time you desire you have no need for meditation. I've seen shit that would destroy your perception of reality. Mediation is for those who can't properly defrag the stressful sensory overload this reality puts upon you in waking daily life, but you see if you can handle it you can change your reality how you see fit.

I bet you only see black when you close your eyes huh?

You must really need those long term psychological effects considering your lost your imagination when you were 12 and never bothered exercising it again.

>>716658122
dude are you just trying to troll, or like rile me up?
like seriously how is trying to prevent him from being a bad person make me a control freak?

everyone is basically saying that allowing my brother to continue and be abusive, a liar, a thief, a bully, a big cry baby and weak is the right thing to do

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>>716657977
What makes you so much more enlighten and better then your brother anyhow?

I've met people like you who tell everyone how they should live their lives, while at the same time being a massive hypocrite who can't smell his own shit.

I bet you are just as abusive to people as he is but you haven't experienced ego death so you don't even notice yourself doing it... I bet you fucking do it to your brother and make him feel like shit.

>>716658317
ok, let me put it another way, and answer your question with a question.

how is forcing someone to do something not controlling them?

>>716658175
i make my own DMT in my kitchen, and i can reproduce the same effects through prolonged meditation

i choose the natural over the manufactured
i see more rays of light, colors, crystaline structures and interact with more beings than i could ever begin to explain.

anything youd like to add?

>>716656893
Because hes your bro. You can lead a horse to water but you cant make him drink. Think how youd feel if you caught him posting threads on fucking 4chan about you. So just unrustle those jimmies

>>716648822
>i know just how much more shitty they will become
maybe people like you treating them like pity cases is what makes them hate themselves. how 'bout you just fuck off already?

>>716658544
god fucking dammit IM NOT TRYING TO FORCE HIM TO DO ANYTHING DID YOU EVEN READ MY FUCKING THREAD, IM TRYING TO SHOW HIM THE ERROR OF HIS WAYS SO HE CAN CHANGE HIMSELF

>>716658658
You really dont know what you're talking about lol

Drug, rape a video tape him. Threaten to spread the video if he doesn't get into therapy and make big life changes.

>>716658692
so, trying to change someone, in your eyes, isn't an attempt at controlling them?

>>716658809
violent action is not the answer, trust me

>>716658809
careful, control freak OP might actually do it

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>>716658317
>like seriously how is trying to prevent him from being a bad person make me a control freak?

Who put you in charge of deciding what makes someone a bad person.

You can't remember a time you said abusive shit to someone, if we could all see your brothers worst moments laid out against all of yours I wouldn't be at all surprised if your worst moments out-weighted his in severity and in numbers.

BUT THAT IS PART OF LEARNING AND GROWING AS A HUMAN BEING.

Which is exactly what you have to let him do, his life lessons are his and ONLY his to learn.

Here is the only real advice I'll actually give you:

The only thing you can do is tell him how he is making you feel and don't give him attention when hes acting a fucking fool, his path will straighten out naturally, humans learn from reaction and rejection.

>>716658820
are you being serious. he is a bad person, i dont want my brother to be a bad person, if trying to help him see that he is bad so he can be good is an effort to control them then yeah dude im fuckin controlling him like a playstation!

You...still there OP?

>>716659119
yes and im embarassed to say that ive let the trolls get me
i should have known better than to post on this stupid website, im trying to help and im just used by other anons to get a laugh out of.
+

>>716659074
You watn to play with your bros joystick? Wincest?

>>716659271
maybe stop being a control freak and chill the fuck out

Sounds like you're jealous of the girls who got his dick OP

>>716658490
nope. you're wrong bud lol

>>716648822
How about u stop being a piece of shit and let people live their fucking lives how they want to live. Nobody is asking u to suck his dick under the table while he acts like a douche. Grow the fuck up cunt

>>716659513
typical, quick to judge others, but shoots down any suggestion that they're imperfect

>>716658490
so much of this. OP is probably just as shitty in his own way.

>>716648822
os this sam harris posting about dave Martins/Martinez?

>>716659582
haha uhhhhhh nope, you're just wrong lol

I understand your plight. I know people just like that. I may have even been like that at times in my life... but the best thing you can do is either 1 let him to his own devices and hope he gets his poop in a group or 2 still physically be around but do not enable any of this behavior. Sounds like he may need rock bottom. Like a alcoholic needs it to see all the errors in their ways

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>>716659271
Tell yourself its trolls and not people trying to give you an outside perspective.

Ask yourself what the worst and meanest thing you've ever done to someone else, now weight it against the worst thing your brother has done.

Not such a big difference eh?

If hes having a hard time all you can do is be there for him to talk to, don't judge his perception of reality since you can't fucking see the world through his eyes.

When you are sitting there judging him to his face telling him not to be a bad person he is seeing all the shitty mean cold things you and others have said and done to him over the years AND HE CAN TASTE THE HYPOCRISY BECAUSE ITS SO PALPABLE ANONYMOUS PEOPLE CAN SMELL IT ON YOU THROUGH THE INTERNET.

>>716658692
>READ MY FUCKING THREAD
yeah, nice try, bozo. not doing that. you bye now? you're bye, aren'tcha?

>>716648822
Uh...they wouldn't be my friend if they weren't anything but great people.

>>716659643
what in the hell is wrong with you people, im just trying to fucking help my brother. we're all shitty pieces of shit that are shitty to eachtoehr but i promise you my brother takes the shit cake.

>>716659694
please OP, tell me how i'm wrong

>>716659699
no you're just wrong

god my least favorite part about replying to you assholes is having to identify motherfucking sushi

>>716659696
Read this op. Its truth

>>716659799
nah dude. You're the shit storm.

>>716659705
lol

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>>716659694
Actually that guy >>716659582
isn't me, he is just another person backing up my opinion.

I'm the dude who has scored a 77, an 88 and now a 99.

>>716659699

My dubs are coming out in numerical order.

You are now in denial of the magic of kek.

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>>716659799
fuck him.
some people deserve to die ignorant of there abuses and suffer for it.

>>716659828
if you were our sibling aswell, you wouldnt say that

thats how you're wrong

>>716659947
nooo, lol you are?

>>716659947
agree, OP raging like this is only proving our point that he too, is a shitty person sometimes, and that he shouldn't be so quick to judge

>>716660092
i couldn't have said it better myself

It never gets old how much anon is a asshole to Op.

>>716660092
you're a shitty person too, so maybe you shouldnt be so quick to judge how shitty i am

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>>716659947
Cake>Storm.

If you would rather hang out with OP's brother instead of OP himself say:
>AYE!

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>>716660076
well first its your friend and now youre brother. i think youre just completely full of shit. I bet youre a snoody prick that cant stand when this guy walks in the room. He's doing nothing wrong at all and u just can stand the thought of his existence. You need to get that narcissistic behavior checked out OP

>>716660025
actually, i would still say that, i have siblings, they do things i wouldn't always agree with, i still let them do whatever they like and refuse to cast judgement.

>>716660184
Yoru shittyness is equal to if not greater than

>>716660204
i love how the wrong people in this thread think they are right

>>716660297
oh okay, So youre right and everyone else is wrong??

>>716660297
Kek

>>716660272
i said my friend at first because he also browses /b/ but after he went sleep and i got my jimmies russled, i said his name was shawn and then told everyone he was my brother, sooo uhhh, you're wrong

>>716660273
thats really wrong of you to do you know, as a sibling you have responsbility

>>716660364
dude yeah ofcourse, thats how everyone thinks innit bruv?

>>716660393
Right. So youre a judgmental pussy that can't face your lover

>>716652788
a faggot, dare i say?

>>716660492
seems like it lmao

>>716660493
im a pussy that judges you for never being able to put your dick in me... sooo yeh

>>716660448
yes, a responsibility to support them in whatever they should choose to do, as it's not my life to live

wow dude, i cant believe you would actually resort to posting on /b/ about me...

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>>716648822

>>716660559
i get it, he went in dry last night. Just ask for lube politely before you open up your ass hole

>>716660521
YOU ALL ARE WRONG SHAWN IS A PIECE OF SHIT UGUHGUFHGUFH

>>716660629
lol get caught fagget

>>716660297
So you mean literally everyone in this thread besides yourself?

When everyone is telling you that you are wrong perhaps its time to start questioning your perspective.

Like Louis C.uck said: "Well its not up to you if you're an asshole or not, that's up to everybody else... you don't get to say 'no' to that.

https://youtu.be/18y6vteoaQY?t=1m38s

>>716660697
LOL KILL SHAWN NOW. OR WAS IS GILBERT? OR WAS IT A FRIEND. I CAN'T REMEMBER

>>716660521
i know really.


this thread went from hey my brother has problems help me help him /b/


lol no op you're the one actually has a problem for trying to help him with his problems

controlfreak


hahaha look everyone op says he doesnt have a problem his brother has the problems!! haha op is actually projecting his problems on to his brother!!

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>>716660697

>>716660701
its not him? im looking at my sleeping brother right now, about to take a pic of him

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>>716660814
bruh, how gay u gotta be to take a pic of ur bro sleeping. I think you should just go ahead and kill him

>>716660737
no dude, you really are just wrong, if you lived one day with him, you would understand why i disagree with so many of you, which i may add, literally ave no idea what yer talking about, go ahead get mad at me pussy faggot

>>716660814
just assrape him instead
dont forget 2
>post pics

>>716660973
refer to this:
>>716660791

KILL SHAWN/GILBERT PICS OR IT DIDNT HAPPEN TIMESTAMP AND SHARPIE IN HIS POOPER

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>>716660973
>i disagree with so many of you, which i may add, literally ave no idea what yer talking about

>literally ave no idea what yer talking about

Finally some truth from OP.

>>716660973
woah man, so u cant stand living with him. What else can u stand about him

>>716661073
SHERPIE ERN 'IS PERPER

OP just kill your friend

>>716660791
no, im not a control freak, my brothers problems have nothing to do with me thinking i know better, he just really has problems that he needs to get rid of. Shall i relay anecdotes of his absolute shittiness to you all in the form of green text?
im serious, if you guys had any idea at all what he was really really like, you would understand why i. as his brother a person who cares, would want him to change

>>716661236
oh so you want him to be more like you??

>>716661236
prove us wrong OP

>>716661236
Get the greentext going

>>716661156
hey dont take it out of context dude
ill remind you, that if you had any idea what he was truly like, you would understand why i disagree with so many of you. Because if you DID know what he was like, none of you would have said what you did in the first place, so as of right now, yall wrong as a mufucka

>>716661436
You're way better than his is tho right?

>>716661391
chill, bullshit takes some time to make up and embellish, OP will deliver his tales of shittery when he's finished inventing them

>>716661391
>convince grossly obese brother to excersize
>begin with walks around the neighborhood
>get 3 houses down
>fakes passing out in order to go home.
ill post more hold on

op is a nigger?

>>716661636
does it make u mad he doesn't want to walk OP?

>>716661236
Sure give us green texts.

But first admit you've done mean shitty things in the past and you still CLEARLY have problems you need to get rid of too, one of them being judging your brothers shit while not smelling your own.

>>716661669
No a faggot

>>716661636
i bet it made you mad that he was exercising his freedom of choice

>>716661826
I think OP made his brother into what he is today.
Now he's trying to help make things better but can't because his brother absolutely hates him. Making him go into a narcissistic rage that fogs his thoughts sooo much that he needs b/ advice

>>716661917
>>716661826
>>716661778
you know what fuck you faggots. im going to bed, you win whatever. I know that im right and you guys just think you're right.

>>716662147
nah bruh youre right, youre allways right

>>716661915
a faggot nigger jew

GREENTEXT MOTHERFUCKER! DID YOU TYPE IT?

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>>716661636
>my brother wants me to walk, even though I'm not medically well... I guess I'll try for him.
>walking around neighborhood, I am already feeling dizzy
>get 3 house down suddenly my perception starts to darken.
>fully pass out
>my brother won't even help me get home.
>he's looking at me like I'm garbage and now I feel even worse... I even tried... if only for him.

>>716662528
Kekd

>>716662528
>my brother came into my room on mushrooms and started abusing me about my lifestyle choices
>i tried to reason with him, but he went on a drug fuelled rage and then stormed out

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>>716662147
We did it reddit!

>>716662779
>there i was, play runescape.
Totally pwning nubs, My bro comes in on a rampage, "WHY DIDN'T U LIKE MY PHOTO ON FACEBOOK OR INSTAGRAM" He kicks my ass so bad that i literally can't exercise for a whole month