Sir, we've been receiving reports of illegal dubs in the

>>716633933
STEP OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP

arrest me faggot!

No dubs here officer, just a few empty bottles of beer.

>>716633690
Does it look like I got fucking dubs

>>716634055
Fuck.

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>>716633690
TOPKEK

>>716633690
dindu nuffin

k

>>716633690
No dubs here

oh

No repeating digits here sir

>>716633690

i a good boii

>>716633690
Hello officer

shoot me

Howdy sir

roll for ur mom

Did nuffin wrong occifer

Nothing here, officer

Lemme go bitch

i'm clean, officer

>>716633690
fuck the police

I shot a cop in my dream and then I pulled the trigger on myself.

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A-am i free to go o-officer-senpai?

>>716633690
if i gets dubs, ill post pic of my asshole for you to cavity search

.l.

>>716634311
witnessed.

I'm a sovereign citizen, laws apply to everyone but me officer. Now if you'll let me continue being a freeman...

>>716633690
How about you just discretely unzip your pants, I suck your cock, and we forget about this mess, officer.

>>716633690
dun furgat da 400 yeers of slabureh

>>716633690
Dehydration, most failsafe method

>>716634311
>Well, were waiting

>>716633690
good afternoon officer. i hope that you find nothing wrong with my digits as i need to get home and take care of my family.

This is manifesto. My name is knotty portant

nothing here officer *sweating*

I am being repressed by a racist cop BLM

>>716634311
timestamp

>>716634311

WINRAR

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I'm a cop, from the future, future cop.

>>716634399
Yeah fuck da police. Camt catch me copper!

No dubs here sir, only hash and vodka. That's okay, right?

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>>716633690
FUCK OFF PIG

I'm black and have singles, but you'll find a way to make me have trips, I know you will..

check

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>>716633690
Thanks for your time, officer!

I aint got no dubs man

I dindu nuffing ser

What do I do with trips?

Fuck you officer

>>716633690
Nosirnodubshere

Aww shit

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Well, how you've presented inconclusive evidence to suggest such, let alone present any, have a good day.

>>716633690
im not a nigger

>>716634244
>>716634300
>>716634399
OUT OF THE CAR, NOW
>>716634311
SHOW US YOUR ASS OR GET SHOT

Come and get some Turkey, you won't find nothin you hear me!

>>716633690
as you can see officer, i am not in any posession of illegal dubs.

>>716634901
fuck off

Nothing to see here, go along

Cop:looks in car
Me:*white*
Cop:you're free to go

Let me go you heathen

>>716633690
Nigger cop

Please Sir!
Lemme go. My kids need me to bring home this juicy watermelon that I absolutely did not steal.
For reals, Sir!

Oh i have done no such thing officer.

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Can't catch me you filthy fucking Ningen

>>716633690
I'm white, so no worries.

If dubs i'll post my gf tits w/face as a bribe

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>>716634480
>>716635070

>>716633690
no dubs here

FUCK YOU WHITE NIGGER

WE WUZ KANGZ

AND WE STILL BEING FUCKIN KANGZ

FUCK DA POLICE!!!

(TURN UP THE CAR,GO AWAY,OPEN THE WINDOW AND GIVE MY MIDDLE FINGER)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fts7bj-so

>>716635612
Alright, sir, you're free to go. Have a nice day.

What seems to be the officer, problem?

>>716635744
YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

I'm innocent

Rolling my dice

>>716635612
if i get singles, you must remove all clothes and spread cheeks

>>716636366
You'll like prison little faggot.

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Sure just let me get my papers...

>>716636366
fuck...

LET ME BE FREE

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>>716633690

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Im free to go officer

>>716636477
Fuck this, I'm making a run for it.

>>716636477
we'll be good cellmates ;)

>>716636366
>>716636477
Both of you, turn around, hands behind your backs.

no dubs here. fuck off pig

>>716633690
WTH why not

>>716633690
Rolling

>>716636366
rerolling for this
i want to see >>716635612 spread

Nothing here officer

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>>716633690
Problem, officer?

These dubs arent mine I swear idk how they got there

>>716633690
i would never have anything other than singles, officer

>>716633690
oh shir

better don't look in the trunk of my car fuckhead

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Get

I'm innocent officer, really!

>>716637344

run

>>716636776
You'll never take me alive!!!

Nothing to see here

Nothing to see here, sir

Fuck the police

>>716637353
lucky me

Officer I hate to admit it but I am holding illegal dubs.

>>716633690
you'll never take me alive rogers

>>716634311
better be fucking timestamped

>>716636951
>>716635612
deliver

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But officer, i ain't even black

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I dindu nuffin

No dubs here sir, only singles

I have been listening to eurobeat nonstop for 2 days, there is no way you can keep up with me.

>>716634480
>>716634482
>>716634419
>>716634351
>>716637641
see >>716635612

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Hi

>>716633690
dubs get

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Oy vey goyim no dubs here

>>716638100
Run

I'm innocent officer, I have no dubs, look.

>>716638221
Alright

I might have dubs but i definitely don't have any quints on me

>>716633690
4th amendment asshat. Your stop is illegal and I will prosecute you. Your qualified immunity stops when you cant articulate probable cause under oath

I'm white, so I know I'll be free to go

>>716637566
>>716638100
You're going to jail for a long time, boys.

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I have dubs owner card right here so its legal

>>7166336
quads please

I KNOW MY RIGHTS

>>716638817
Suck my asshole, piggy

>>716633690
here's my single, good day sir

>>716633690
shit

>>716638944
damn !

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I don't know what you're talking about, officer

>>716638944
Sorry to disturb you, sir. You're free to go.

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Dindu nuffin

I'll be on my way.

>>716633690
No dubs here officer

Hello, my white officer friend.

>>716633690
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zXlcwQvJsng

Ohboy

>>716633690
here officer now let me go

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>>716633690
Let me go I'm white

>>716633690
uh oh

Shit dawg you racist pigs

All's clear here, officer.

just a few bowls here officer

>>716633690
I aint have nuffin officer

I smoked two joints.

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>>716633690

i've never had dubs.

>>716633690
i dindu nuffin officer

>>716640244

step out of the car please, sir.

ima nigger sir

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>>716640299
NEVER!! *run*

no dubs here fag

Cuz I'm black?

>>716639939
That shit was close

>>716633690
No dubs here officer.

>>716633690
rool

Arrest me, faggot

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catch me if you can, faggots!

>>716640299
To think that a fellow officer would have dubs on him. You make me sick.

xoxo

>>716633690
Yes officer. I'm stepping out now.

>>716633690
Check these quints, rookie, I'm your boss now.

god i hope i get shot

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Rollin'

Fuck you, Officer!

>>716640697
Fuck

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>>716633690

Sorry officer, dubs are now legal in California.

>>716635612
Op delivers!

No dubs here

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Fuck you.

no dubs here officer

>>716633690
im a inmocent man i swears

>>716640833
>>716640855
So many illegal dubs in here. Good raid cops

Bite a fart bacon boy.

>>716633690
fuck off

>>716640833
>>716640855
>>716641144
*handcuff noises*

no dubs maybe trips though idk

>>716641200
BUT I DID NUTHIN WRUNG

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>>716633690
Heh, I never carry dubs.

All I have is this cocaine.

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>>716633690
lets do this