>Walk into your house >You find Taylor Swift standing

Turn 360 degrees and walk away

force a cactus up her cunt and kick her down a flight of stone steps

force her to sit on my face

saw her tits off and eat them

then tie her in a chair, smash her teeth out with a hammer and urinate into her bleeding mouth

fuck her right ina pussy

pull my gun out and shoot in her face
>"get out of muh personal space"

>>716614047
Rape the shit out of her. Literally. I want her shit all over me when I'm done.

>>716614047
sue, win, get rich, fuck better bitches.

>>716614047
ask her why she is in my house and then ask her to leave if the answer does not satisfy me

>>716614047
I like to show her my collection (coins, manga) if she can follow me to the bedroom until mum say to come downstairs because supper is ready

File: i would like to solve the puzzle.jpg (53KB, 500x520px) Image search: [Google]

53KB, 500x520px

>>716614047
fuck her right in the pussy

smash her knees and elbows with a tire iron then shit in her mouth while she screams, masturbate til she bleeds out, dump the corpse in a septic tank somewhere and spend the next few months fapping to the happy memory

I'd hold her down and lick and fist her asshole until she passed out

>>716614047
punch her in the face

File: Taylor-Swift-Feet-2537778.jpg (519KB, 2400x3600px) Image search: [Google]

519KB, 2400x3600px

beg her to rub her perfect giant feet on my cock till i cum all over them.

Rape the shit outa her and make her sing to me as she chokes on my dick

File: taylorfutanari2.jpg (86KB, 523x800px) Image search: [Google]

86KB, 523x800px

suck her dick, fuck her ass, kick her out.

stare at her unblinkingly for a straight minute. When she get's uncomfortable and tries to leave, get in her way and block the doorway. If she tries to force her way out, wrestle her and pin her down. Just continue staring at her. Continue until dehydration and starvation sets in. First to die loses.

Offer her a cup of tea then talk about boys and stuff.

brutally beat her and claim she had been violent. I mean shes already in a random persons house

>>716614047
Say: Oh shit the KKK meeting has started without me.
Say: We should Lynch Kanye for being a terrible singer.
Taylor: and he's a Nigger.

>>716614047
Cook her eggs

hopefully become the next reason for a new song

File: TayTayMeinTayTay.jpg (98KB, 600x600px) Image search: [Google]

98KB, 600x600px

Give her $14.88 and send her on her way.

Ask her what the hell came to her mind to just break into my fucking house!

Ask her politely, yet firmly, to leave.

Prepare my dick to be sweetly sucked

>>716614201
>>716614286
>>716614317
>>716614374
>>716614452
>>716614486
>>716614517
>>716614543
>>716614594
Watch them edges, kids.

>>716614047
"Who're you?"

>>716614047
Open fire

>>716614487
Post more please

>>716614047

force her down to her knees and have her suck on my cock

>>716614765
What do you expect here?
Honestly curious

>>716614047
SHES TRANS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FyGVFTUiu7A

>>716614765

> ooh this post made me feel bad
> I will convince myself its just a kid and feel better

all bettew daddeh

>>716614047
>Wat do???

Conclude the world isn't real and I'm living in the matrix.

"You are really gonna get it tonight, big boy!"

>>716615135
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3C-RO2HyQWw

>>716614047

I start masturbating

Try and shake her off, but I bet she's trouble.

I put on my robe and wizard hat

take pictures, call cops, sue

>>716614047
nice trap

>>716614124
only if you see your sister sleeping

Be surprised, offer her a drink or something

>>716614047
>Hey, Taylor right? Can I have a million dollars?

Ask her to please get out my house before I call the police.

>>716614047
I left the house?

>>716614765

yes. this thread made me feel like the average age of /b/ is 14.

I hate it when it happens. Makes me feel old.

File: images (4).jpg (12KB, 230x219px) Image search: [Google]

12KB, 230x219px

>>716614047

>>716614047
i puke

>>716614915

LOL no real women on the olympic team. They test those bitches for testosterone. Ugly women wearing makeup does not equal trans.

File: 1c23qd.jpg (40KB, 855x397px) Image search: [Google]

40KB, 855x397px

>>716614047
this

>>716614047
I prefer Beyonce

File: IMG_26122016.jpg (50KB, 1000x768px) Image search: [Google]

50KB, 1000x768px

>>716614047

punch her in the face and knock her out for being a racist

then i'd force her to breed with me so that i could show the world how superior my dna be

her car must be worth mad money so i be stealin that too in order to make my getaway before those racist police arrive

after the police give up i'll sell the expensive car for major $$$$ and live like a pimp for the rest of my life while bragging how i knocked up that racist bitch taylor swift

>>716614648
>Cook her eggs
How would you get her eggs out of her in the first place?

>>716616112
Gay

>>716614047
dial 911 because the broke into my house

>>716614047
shoot her then fuck her lifeless body. you get less time in prison for necrofiilia than rape

>>716614047
Ask her what it feels like to be a part of ruinin music.

>>716614047
tell her to GFTO

her music sucks ass and so does she

>>716614907
Honest comments, or at least believable. All them kids would most likely throw up if they saw a severed limb.

>>716615905
True.

>>716614047
Probably try to get my dogs from going crazy at a stranger in my house then ask what you doing here? Then the simulation/lucid dream will breakdown becuse her response won't be logical enough to trick me.

>>716616152
>Cook her eggs
>How would you get her eggs out of her in the first place?

Top Fucking Kek

File: 15337326_708282572659693_609629582139588608_n.jpg (108KB, 1080x1349px) Image search: [Google]

108KB, 1080x1349px

>Walk into your house
>You find Nicki Minaj standing there
Wat do???

>>716616747
Same answer, turn 360 degrees and walk away.

>>716616937
Redneck don't know nicki

>>716616747
"Stop being a shit starting little bitch"

>>716616937
*180

File: floydlynching.jpg (149KB, 394x564px) Image search: [Google]

149KB, 394x564px

>>716616747

>>716616747
force her to sit on my face

File: taylor-swift-bodyguard.jpg (75KB, 1200x630px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 1200x630px

>>716616112
Sorry Tyrone, but you'll never make it past her personal bodyguard.

>>716617276
>being this new

>>716616747
Suck her toes and lick her ass

>>716615614
Ok, that's worth a small kek

File: image.jpg (34KB, 534x516px) Image search: [Google]

34KB, 534x516px

>>716617276
Hello newfriend

You found me
You found me
You found me e e e e

>>716614047
Put on a pot of coffee and bullshit.

>>716614047
>look around and make sure that I am in the correct apartment
>ask her if she is alright
>make busy work starting a pot of coffee to put myself between here and the rifle rack

>>716616747
>look around and make sure that I am in the correct apartment
>ask her if she is alright
>make busy work starting a pot of coffee while I look around and make sure she didn't lift anything