To all straight anons, if you were offered $2000 to suck a cock

sure

gimme da loot faggot

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>>716612678
that's no brainer you imbecille
how about the minimum mony to do so?

Yes if he has no hair on him

>>716612678
I'm being honest the lowest amount of money I'd go would have to be like $10,000
Now if it was shot tranny $ 2000 would be fine

>>716612678
Hell, I'd do that for free!

>>716612678
show me the money

>>716612861
But who shot the tranny?

Yup

>>716612866
You're fucking retarded.

>>716612678
i do it for free

>>716612678
I'd do it for a buck fifty and a Coke

>>716612678
im gay, and with the same situation i'd do it for £5 ($5.40 ish)

Nope

>>716612678
>STD free
i'd do whatever he wants.

>>716612678
For 2k? nobody knows?

Yeah no question

>>716613156
Not $5.39?

>>716613556
oh go on then, but just this once ;)

>Gay Guy
>STD free
Pick one

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any straight guy wanna humiliate me for being a dumb fag create a group call on Skype of guys to laugh at me screenshot me blackmail me (: I love being laughed at (: skype: harddick94 kik: humiliatethefag94

There is no amount of money to buy me to do anything that I don't want to do.
OP is the worst kind of fag that thinks everybody has a price.
This is not true OP, you can't make straight guy become gay.

Yeah I'd definitely do it. I'm straight but flat broke. I have a huge oral fetish too, so I doubt he'd last long.

>>716612678
nohomo man 2000 bux is 2000 bux a nigga in need i am man gimme the money i need it bro!

>>716612678

>STD free
>Guaranteed Secret


Yes, I would do it.

Now what would make it even easier is if he was big, old and fat. Why? Because I can't stand the thought of sucking the cock of someone I identify with.

sure, i was always a bit curious about sucking dick

>>716612678
Yes. Please offer me this right now.

>>716612678
Yes

Only cause nobody would know, and can't be a disgusting dude

I'd do it for free.

>>716614131
He's not asking you to be gay he's asking you to slurp down a fat cock

Yes Id probably get horny and eventually sit my ass down on it and bounce on his cock but w/e

Give me at least $12000 and I would do it. I'm not broke enough to settle for less than that.

All this measures is how desperate and broke someone here is.

only if the guy wasn't a giant fatass

>>716612678
no. not even if it were 2 million. because no matter what you spend the money on, it will always be dick suckin money.

>>716612678
yes

>>716613611
>Replying to this thread
>not being autistic little can't


Pick one.

a dollar is a dollar

I have sucked a lot for free.

>>716615877
I'd take 2 million even if everyone knew and I had to wear a hat that said "DICK SUCKIN MONEY"

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>>716612678
Yes, as many times as I could. Heck, it's 2k$ for a 10 minute work.

2000?

fuck if no one knew what happened i'd do way worse things than suck a cock for that amount of money

>>716617233
same

>>716612678
for that dick I'd do it free

>>716612678
>2000$ in 10 minutes
bitch, of fucking course, I will never make this much money this fast every again

>>716612678
Add three more zeros to the end of that sum and I'd probably maybe think about it.

>>716612817
only acceptable answer

>>716613031
It's only $2000. No one but a faggot is sucking cock for that chump change.

hell yeah

>>716619275
thats easy to say when you're a spoiled little american child with no clue of the value of money food or everything keeping you warm and safe

>>716612678
merry Xmas Gays

http://www.getthelube.com/

>>716612678
Is there any doubt that the Jews have destroyed the integrity of our Men.

If anyone one here is actually straight and answering yes...
1. Take a long hard think if you are straight
2. and or maybe consider spending less time on the internet looking at porn...


Just sayin

>>716620409
it's not a big deal

doing a shit job you don't like but pays well

basically like every fucking employed american you can find

Dude I would rob and kill before I resorted to suckin dick. I'd rather die of starvation. I'm. It homophobic, I just couldn't live with myself.

Coming from someone who's done tecnically WAY worse shit for money

>>716619820
This guy on the other hand... He may know the value of money and or may be in a hard situtation in life where he/she knows the value of the currency he/she holds and therefore would be doing it to live rather than the sexual enjoyment... Respect from a anon for being honest... What ever the value of respect is on here

for 2000 ? hell i'd even let him and his friends gang rape me ... i'm poorfag :(

>>716620607
I didn't mention the money, but this guy has a point though>>716619863

>>716620773

but that's just you and your issues then

I'm straight and I'd do it, of course I'd suck that cock so well he'd give me ten times as much money when he'd finished and ask me to be his boyfriend.

Couldn't I just rob the faggot instead? I'd rather do that.

>>716620900
Everyone has different morales and what they'd do for the money at times...
>>716620966
this guy isjust a straight homo... But there's nothing wrong with that even if we all think there is

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>>716620854


>mfw they were both me

>senior year
>me and 2 bros corner a freshman in a bathroom stall
>tell him to show us his dick or else we'll beat the shit out of him
>he gets really flustered, we start chanting SHOW YOUR DICK, SHOW YOUR DICK"
>he finally takes it out
>he has a semi, wtf.jpg
>each of us take turns giving it a kiss before calling him a faggot and walking out
Best freshman friday ever, we got that fag lmao

>>716612678
i used it do it for £30 when I was a teenager so sure.

You should only suck a guy's dick immediately after shooting him in his stomach with a handgun.

>>716621084
I ain't you...You just wish you were me...Don't fuckin lie Gary... We all know the truth

>>716612678
can i do it every week?

>>716621213
Nah bro..Only with that 870 MCS...Then do it

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>>716614824
nice b8 m8

>>716621216

everything is falling apart

>>716612678
Why does that guy look like jerma985?

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>>716614131
<MotherFuckingThread />

>>716621315
Shit son...I wish I never had you...Even your mum thinks we should have aborted..But I knew this thread would come...One day

>>716616122
me too

Well, if it lasted like 1-2 minutes instead of fucking 10, and I got more money, I might. And besides, the average male ejaculates after 2-3 minutes. 10 minutes is a lot longer than you think when you're doing something you really don't like.

Hell I could go for one right now

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>>716612678

>>716612678
I would do it. I need $2000.

My car fried a couple weeks ago..... I think I probably would, but glad I don't have to make that decision!

Homosexuality is a shameful, self satiating condition that puts pleasures of the flesh over the intrinsic role of man in nature. It's weakness and moral corruption incarnate, found only in stagnate civilizations wallowing in a pit of their own opulence without any true purpose.

>>716621544
Faggot.

>>716621421
yes that's the stuff you'd hear from your parents

and it hurts me to know what you are forced through

in the past present and future

of course i'm not saying anyone should be a cock-sucking faggot

but you have clearly been locked in brainwashing

it doesn't matter what the given objective is

maybe muslims maybe cocks maybe niggers maybe liberated women

in the end your mind has been forced and locked

you know it and you can't do shit about it

the world is in a very sad place

The keep secret part is the best part. I'd even let the guy fuck me for an hour for 2k.

>>716621631
Saying it's "of the flesh" means it's enjoyable, faghead, "the flesh" is the homo Christian way of making you deny things that taste or feel good.

>on road trip
>open rest area comes up
>omgineedtopee.jpg
>park car and rush to mens room
>first stall is open, go right to it
>hardly notice older daddy at the urninal
>inside stall, push door closed drop pants, work down panties, and have a seat
>ahhhhhh.gif
>feeling better, realize the daddy is outside the stall, peeking in the crack around the door
>>Does he see my pink panties?
>unbutton shirt to show off bra
>he starts rubbing his crotch as he watches me
>look up to his face and lick my lips
>he goes into the last stall (more privacy)
>finish peeing, pulll up panties.
>panties and bra exposed, to the last stall
>He has cock out
>I drop to my knees
>suck his daddy cock for free
>swallow it all


Damn right I would suck safe and secret cock for $2000, or $20

Im not gay but 0$ is 0$

I have sucked many cocks for free.

>>716621631
As if pleasures of the flesh and the intrinsic nature of man are even remotely different
We exist to procreate so there are more of us so we can lrocreate so there are more of us. Procreating feels good for that reason. We engage in that act without reproducin, whether fucking a man or a woman with birth control. Fun ensues.

>>716621741
Please continue, tell me how I m wrong. I won't be offended and I will listen and take it on board.. Just, please continue

>>716612678
What if he doesn't cum in 10 minutes?

>>716612678
Absolutely
Jesus I'd have a new laptop and five grams of heroin for one blowjob

>>716622286
that was a very funny reply and if i wasn't a socially inept idiot i'd give a reply that simply applauded your post without making things awkward

is it when you greentext my sides or something

>>716622414
well i was finished, unless you had something to add

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I can't wait for Trump to be inaugurated so he can send in the Russians to fix you faggots up good.

>>716622430
Are you so worried that you'd be bad at blowjobs newfag?

>>716613080
He was asking the straight anons, retard.

>>716612678
sure, I would do if for $20 and a diet tab to drink.

>>716612678
For a normal gay guy I think I'd need at least $100k but I'd blow a hot enough tranny for free.

50k and I'd consider. I don't need money that bad. I'd have to yell no homo after cause faggots are the lowest of the low.

>>716622702
but how much money would you want to lick a cunt for ten minutes?

Yup 2k for 10 minutes is an unheard-of rate (who here earns 12k per hour?). I don't even need the money, but it makes no economic sense to turn down a deal like that

If you suck a cock, it means they are gay not you.

>>716622860
Perfect logic here...No need to continue...The internet is done people, we can all go home

>>716622807
I eat pussy for free too m8

>>716622702
>100k
>trying to save face in /b/ by overestimating his value grossly
>you'd suck anyone off for $300 I guarantee it
>you'd do degrading sex acts for $500
>I'd bet money

>>716623039
but you are sure you are a male homosexual?

>>716623010
it's a mememememe from South Park

>>716612931
BUT WHO WAS PHONE

>>716612678

Yes. Under those conditions, I would do it. Maybe if I could cover his face it would help.

>>716623119
I'm no fag, pal. I said I'd blow a hot tranny. The guy would have to pay big time.
>>716623112
Nah man.

>>716623133
Cus we all live lives straight fro cartoons and 4chan...Maybe go outside and see the real sun?

>>716623221
Keep up the machismo buddy as long as you don't stop when you suck it

I'd do it if he had a good looking dick. But i'm not sucking no 2 inch chode for 10 min.

Full disclosure: i've thought about finding some dick to suck before but am to scared i couldn't live with myself. The money makes it worth it.

>>716623112
Bro I bet we could make a pot worth a few bucks together... Actually this sounds like the start t a bad b-list movie.....

Let's make it happen lololololololol

i like dicks, but it's too bad they're always attached to guys

because everyone knows guys are fucking asshole nigger sacks of shit that deserve to die a horrible death

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like to be an ass bitch

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>>716623221
>I'm no fag
>I'd blow a tranny
You're a raging faggot.

>>716623697
>not gay
>good looking dick

Pick one

>>716612678

100 billion and no swallow.

these threads connected to faggotry are so interesting

because all the ambivalent nazi's will always show up, pretending to push their nazi agenda

while they are actually ambivalent and secretly curious about this most horrible transgression possible

ITT: liars

"I'd never do it."
"I wouldn't do it for $1 million"

All bullshit. Guy's cock would be in your mouth so fast it would make HIS head spin.

>>716625066
but many people have said they would suck it

you are talking about the would-be-nazis

>>716624480
As if every dick you see of /b/ burns your eyes out.

You'd suck the 2 inch pinner

Straight anon here. I would suck a clean, shaved dick for 2g's. Would have to build the courage to swallow though. So it might take a few sessions. At 2 grand a pop of course. >pun intended

>>716615616
Or how gay/bi-curious one is...
Retard

>STD free gay man
In that case, probably yes. But I would never trust him irl. TRUST is the big thing here, and noone even posted about it.
Gays are fucking diseased and not to be trusted.

https://youtu.be/4GUnUGKgWDY

>>716612678
sure

If he looks good I'd do it for free.
Then again I'm not sure I'm 100% straight.

>>716619863
Why? because i make a good enough living I dont have to suck dick for 2k? You sound like a closet faggot looking for an excuse to suck some dick.

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if you wouldnt, youre a faggot

>>716612678
id do it

>>716621497
>average male ejaculates in 1-2 minutes
fat smelly neckbeards maybe
hearing a bitch complaining that her jaw hurts is a fucking turnoff tho

>>716621542
I just thought about that shirt again, ima buy it now. fucking hilarious

>>716626706
i might be, but that doesn't change the fact that you are a useless cocksucking american

i don't know which is worse

>>716624921
>>716625066

ikr?

All these hillbilly-ass 15 year olds from buttfuck Iowa thinking being gay is worse than being a serialkiller lmao, cause your jock builles told you so.

We are all gonna fucking die. Pretty fucking soon I might add, and no one's gonna pat you on the back for being a straight, chevy-driving, construction working good old wifebeating christian you uneducated little shits.

Suck on whatever's looking good be it clits or dicks, before you go fat, hairy and depressed in your 30s or marry a landwhale with 5 kids and kill yourselves.

>>716612861
The first part of this. I'd do it for 10k assuming no one would ever know.

OH MY GOSH SUCKING A COCK OH NO ITS SO HORRIBLE

ITS MORE HONORABLE TO MURDER PEOPLE

SIEG HEIL ALLAH AKBUR ETCETC WHATEVER

JUST DONT SUCK A COCK

>>716612678
I've always been curious about it and for 2000$? Sure! I wouldn't be very good at it though lol

>>716612678
I suck it for free and hope he fuck his girlfriend and i can suck the cum out of her

>>716612678
Straight white male late 30's here.

If the guy was completely clean, no std's what so ever, and it would be kept a secret? Yes. I would do it. I'm poor as fuck and 2K would really help me out. So yes, i'd do it.

>>716612678
100%, given this condition I'd do it for as low as 300$ i guess

>>716630324
He said straight dudes not cuck closet faggots!

>>716630435
congratulations on being a completely sane poor person

>>716612678
yes this would help pay off some of my student debt

>>716612861
What if someone forced you to either pay him $2000 or suck his cock (or he'd kill you), would you pay up?

I'd suck cocks all day every day if I got $2000 each time

>>716622516
did they kill him after the humiliation?

>>716631964
But where would you find time to spend the money?

>>716612678
yes

12k an hour? Sign me up.

>>716632015
suck about 15-20 a day for a month and be set for life

I'd suck a cock just for the experience. I wanna try it once in life.
So yeah, sure.

I'm not gay but 2000$ is 2000$

>>716614131
Bullshit, everyone has a price. If I laid down a million in cash, and all you had to do was choke down cock for ten minutes, you're telling me your dignity is worth that much to you? I know mine sure as he'll isn't.

ON NO THE DEGENERACY

WE MUST NOT BE DEGENERATE

ADOLF MUHAMMAD CLEARLY WROTE IT IN HIS HOLY BOOK MEIN KORAN

>>716632395
For a million I'd suck my dads cock in front of the rest of my family.

i'd do it for 10$

>>716632256
same here

>>716615616
Yeah, I wouldn't do it for $2000. I'd consider it for $10,000. For $20,000, hell yeah, I'd do it.

>>716615877
For $2 million, I'd be the happiest dick sucking straight dude on the planet.

>>716632369
ditto

Me and my friends have already had this discussion before. 1,000 minimum to suck a cock. 10,000 is the price for the other person to actually enjoy it. Half price for traps

>>716620409
>Suck 10 minutes of dick for $2000
>Flip burgers for $7.25/HR

Somebody get me a bottle of mouthwash

never in da LAIF

>>716612678
No because prostitution is illegal and I have standards.

>>716632902
but why?

fuck yeah i would

>>716633704
Please elaborate.

>>716612678
not for 2k.

>>716633751
Because that's the price for me to realistically put my morals aside. I could do alot with $1,000. I could do more with $10,000. I can take comfort in knowing no one is going to offer me either of those amounts because regular prostitutes are much cheaper. So I don't have to worry about that. As for traps. You're already sucking a cock. Atleast this way the rest of it looks female. Easier to deal with

>>716612678
5000€ and i will do it

yeah nigga

Str8 guy here - I make way more than $2000 just to throw a fag off a building. Tickets to the stoning below are 100 dirham each, and there is more than enough brothers who want to take part.

Why would I fuck up a lucrative trade even as much as I would love to suck the cum out of another dhimmi guys asshole?

>>716612861
Shooting trannies is illegal in many jurisdictions.

>>716634179
Also instead of sucking a cock you get to fuck a hot chick.

>>716612678
>STD free
>Guaranteed Secret
>$2000
Fuck yeah, even for less.

>>716634100
i'm not sukcing cocks at all, i'm just poor and open minded

and it makes me laugh that there's these rich assholes who pay up good cash to secretly suck cock because they can't have anyone knowing how much they long for it

>>716634406
Still happens though. Just because a tranny is shot doesn't mean you can't suck his dick.

>>716634467
Congratulations for having more respect for yourself than me. Unfortunately I'm not passing up that kind of cash

>>716612678

I'd do it for 200 bucks tbh I'm pretty broke.

>>716633704
Prostitution is only illegal in backward third world places like Saudi, Egypt, Syria, Iran and the USA. In the rest of the western world prostitution is perfectly legal, but the control of them isn't - so brothels and pimps etc. are illegal. Camwhores are totally legit and if they decide to meet up as an escort that is legit too.

>tfw you've sucked dick for 20 dollars while your friends watch, so that we could but drugs.

>>716634744
Was it worth it?

>>716634744
This is not a story that can go untold.

>>716634679
Brothels are legal in Australia.

bitch I'm straight and I would suck a cock for free, just because that might be the only chance for a sexual activity I'll ever get in my life

Nah I'd negotiate the price up to $5k take it or leave it. $2k isn't enough money to continually think about the time I sucked that guys dick. I get paid $20/hr so I'd rather just do 100 hours of work.

For $5k, sure.

>>716634863
How much would you pay?

>>716634788
We didn't get drugs because the faggot who paid me to suck his dick wouldn't leave, and our friend refused to driver human degeneracy
>>716634809
I'll greentext in a few

>>716634848

Yeah I know it is true that brothels are allowed in Austria (and Germany too). I know as you are Austrian I am teaching grandma to suck eggs, but I'm just stating that as a de minimus in every western culture prostitution itself is not a crime...

However there are some bogans who made Abby Winters illegal

>>716612678
If the guy had a nice looking decent sized dick, yeah sure, why not?
Preferably shaven, uncut and clean, above 6 inches, average to above thickness.
Would really help if he had decent sized low hanging balls.
Then I'd do it for half the price.

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>implying any straight guy would blow a dude for any amount of money
Even if you're negotiating the price, you're still at least Bi-curious.
That being said if he was a good looking guy I'd slobber that knob in a heartbeat for that much funbux.

>>716635229
Exactly.

Two grand? Fuck yeah. Guaranteed secret, I'd do it for like 50 bucks. Long as the guy is kinda clean.

>>716635439
Would you let him stick his erect penis in your cute little butthole as well?

>>716612678
probably I love money. The lowest I'd go is $250.

the real question is would you take a good 8" plus balls deep in the ass for 10 minutes then he pulls out and does ATM for a moment and you swallow for 2k?
PS he may throw in top of your good.

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>>716612678

>>716635403
>nice looking decent sized dick
>straight
pick one

>>716635680
>>716635680
I'm trying to decode your personal fantasy, but I don't have a fucking clue what "throw in top of your good" means??

I think I would pass at the $2k thing. I like to know what I am getting in to when a contract is formed.

>>716635633
I hate to shut down your fantasy but I am not a qt trap
I usually top but two thousand dollars is hard to pass up to do something I'd be fine with anyway

>>716635403
If you've already put enough thought into dicks that you already have a preference for how they look.... you might be a faggot!

>>716635136
>Be me 3 years ago, Juniour in high school
>We all had a study hall period where we'd jump in our friend's car and light up
>shit was cash
>Me, My black friend Jac, and our 9/10 punk friend Has
>Have faggot freshman come up to us
>We're nice people, so we invited him to join us since he's a mutual friend of Has
>We're all smoking, and realize we don't have anything better than the delicious taste of Marlboro Reds
>Want to score some Molly and weed, by we're all broke
>Try to pull our cash together
>Gas or Drugs, can't have both
>We're sad, and start talking.
>Jas was talking about how her varsity football boyfriend pounded her deep, and showed the condom stash.
>Faglord69 says he's never put a condom on
>Jac says he should try it on since we're chill
>Faggot starts watching porn since rich parents got him a smart phone
>Wtf nigga
>Says he really wants head
>Says he has money
>I jokingy say ill do it for twenty so we can get gas and drugs
>He says sure
>NIGGA
>Don't want this poor kid to have low self-esteem and feel awkward
>Okay.jpg
>Hop in back and put a blanket over us while I went down on him.

He had the most pencil dick I've ever seen, said he was big and was maybe 4 inches tops. Friend's were in the front just watching his face. I tried to jerk him off and finish him, but could only use 3 fingers because it was smaller than my fist.
Long story short, he gave me 20, and started hitting on Jas. He stole the money back.
>Side note, I look like a girl.

>>716615616
$200 for 10 minutes of work is pretty fucking decent

>>716635731
It is perfectly normal for straight guys to inspect each other's penesia and compliment them on the perks.

>>716636200
>200
appropriate post number

>>716612678
I'm not gay, but $20 is $20

>>716636203
And think "I'd suck it if he paid me"?

>>716636188
Has is Jas. Typed it up on my phone :t

>>716635958
Well tip got changed cause of my phone. But you don't know what ATM is and Your here? Don't understand balls deep? Don't get 10 minutes of balls deep asshole pounding? Damn it Christmas break sucks. Let me guess 15 year old thought it would be cool to see what 4shits is like?

>>716636047
latent homosexuality detected
Straight men are capable of discussing body parts without getting sexual.

>>716636342
We're discussing a hypothetical situation, to figure out how far a real man will go to provide for his family. You need to grow up.

>>716636471
closet faggot detected, fools himself into thinking that developing a preference for what kind of dick he likes doesn't mean he's a repressed closet penis puffer.

FWIW I KNOW what kinda dick I like, and I am def NOT in the closet, been out since grade 10 :P

If your serious. will do for 1500

>>716636188
>i look like a girl
Post pics faggot

>>716619275
pretending like we have money, ey ?

>>716612678
yea, where do I sign up?

>>716612678
No. I am not a homosex.

>>716636627
Nope what you are discussing is what it would take to give you the balls to do what you already want to do but are too askeert to do!

>>716612678
nope 2k does not buy nearly enough mental bleach for such a disgusting act. Can't i just eat some pork anuses or something?

>>716636753
I'm openly bi as well, but I don't fool myself into thinking all those guys discussing the qualities of a nice cock want to suck one. Turns out only 8% or so of men are gay.

>>716636853
I still have bed head. I've posted nudes in trap threads before though, and other such things.

Straight men suck each other off all the time. It's just a favor, nothing romantic or anything.

tbh I'd do it for $100, just to see it what it's like

>>716637086
If you are attracted to a particular type of penis, if you have developed a [reference for a particular kind of penis, you are at best, incidentally bisexual!

>>716637277
Objectively, it feels like putting someone's body part into your mouth. Like when you suck on your own arm. Now, people make a big deal out of it, but that's just psychological.
The taste is the same as from your own penis, when you rub spit on it and lick your fingers.
When he cums in your mouth, you don't notice at first. All of the sudden you have a mouth full of cum. The taste is very different depending on what he ate, and the last time he came.

>>716637402
It's like gym guys discussing abs. There's nothing inherently sexual about the penis.

>>716613925
Could someone please do this and post results?

>>716637868
Whatever helps you sleep at night... btw there is no bi either, you either like dicks or you don't!

>>716613925
>banana in anus
I tried this once, but my anus clenched too tightly and squished the banana. What a mess.

>>716616240
Word

>>716638077
Kinda the same here. But I mashed it trying to get it in, never achieved penetration.

>>716612678
Probably

>implying that there are straight people on /b/

>>716638069
I can sleep fine. Not ashamed of being bi. Wouldn't be ashamed of being gay either. But I fap to women as well, so it would be dumb to call myself gay. Not that it matters much anyway.
Gay people always want everyone to be gay, and they try to find hints that someone is gay even if he's not. It takes courage to admit you're being dumb when you do this. Many straight people just like talking about their body and aren't secretly gay. That's just how it is.
Your life becomes a lot easier when you stop trying to detect gayness in people.

>>716612678
Are you actually offering? I could use some money. Even a couple hundred if anyone is interested.

Ill nigga lip than donger and let u call me a faggot

>>716638077
Ever tried figging? It's fuckin HOT... (both literally and figuratively).. skin a piece of ginger root, make sure there is a part of it that will keep it from going all the way inside your ass, stick in ass, now masturbate, fuck,get blowjob... whatever! It is AMAZING!

>>716638396
I think all gay or bicurious guys tried it at one point. "banan = penis LOL" IS one of those dumb hollywood memes.
Just buy a dildo or buttplug.

>>716638743
No, but I have used bengay as lube. Came buckets.

Bitches do it, I can do it too

>>716638626
Seems you have anice pat answer for everything that makes you a little uncomfortable... if the poster is straight, he's a closet homo, if the poster is gay, he is just trying to convince people they are gay... how nice your protected bubble must be, but you are only fooling yourself! If you've ever looked at a dick and thought I could suck that, you are a faggot!

>>716638897
bitches can pee out their vagina

>>716638894
try the ginger... just a warning it will be REALLY hot after you cum, but goes away quickly!

>>716638977
So can he

>>716638957
I don't know what you're talking about; I'm very comfortable. I used to think people are secretly gay, but I don't do that anymore, because it's dumb. Gay people are pretty obvious.

>>716639054
I will try it after injecting 5 marijuanas at the same time. My pb is 3.

$2000 no. $100,000 yes

>>716612678
i dont have 2000, will he let me do it for 50?

>>716622807
I'm a gay dude and I eat my female friends out any time they ask. It's fun to make them feel good.

>>716639480
How realistic of you anon

>>716612931
But who was flickering the lights?

>>716639220
I don't think everyone is gay, secretly or not, I just know a dude that looks at a dick and thinks "I could suck it" isn't straight!

>>716639480
$100 is less than $2000 idiot

>>716639820
But who was phone?

>>716639786

Yup. I got loans nigga

>>716638769
I was 13 when I tried it I couldn't buy a toy. It's 17 years later now and I have proper equipment.

>>716639888
Nice trips, but you're wrong. To many straight men, the penis doesn't do anything for them. Doesn't turn them on, but isn't repulsive to them either.
They can look at their own fat belly and think "I wish I had abs like that guy". That doesn't mean he want to cuddle with him. Same with penises. You can see that a penis is objectively more aesthetic than another one.
And if you put up a lot of money for anything, people are seriously going to think about it.

>>716640106
I was also 13 when I tried, but I wouldn't go to a sex shop anyway, too afraid.

>>716640508
Sucking a penis isn't a sexual act club...population, you and Bill Clinton

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>>716640508
file name related

>>716640649
It really was nerve wracking the first time. But once I got there it got okay really quick. It was mostly guys looking at toys and a few women looking at clothes and stuff. A few guys smiled and said hi. They may have been trying to flirt, idk I was 18. Then two girls that were there together chatted me up and helped me decide what to go with. The guy at the register was also gay and really helpful, taught me about toy cleaner and the right lubes. Everyone was well dressed and seemed on the upper class side of things. Though was a Hustler Hollywood store, not a seedy back alley perv shop.

>>716640804
I'm openly bisexual. Nothing to deny.

>>716640661
It is for most people who do it, but not by definition.
I'm sure it was sexual for Bill, but maybe Monica wanted to be liked more so she could advance her career or something. I'm not well-informed about that though. If she's not a lesbian it was probably sexual for her.

>>716640649
Buy online, try Ali Express, great prices, just takes longer for delivery

>>716641306
No you're a faggot, there is no bi, that's just something losers in denial tell themselves they are!

>>716612678
There is a very old joke (and in several languages) going like that:
man: will you fuck me for 10 grand ?
woman: well, yes of course
man: would you fuck me for 50 bucks ?
woman: who do you think I am ?
man: we already established that fact, now we are just discussing the price.

>>716641359
Do not buy toys from cheap Chinese websites. They are bad quality and most of them smell awful.

mmmm

it have to be 35,000 dollars.

I have student loans that need to get paid off so if that what it took than i suck a mans cock for 10 mins than sucking the corporate cock for 10 years.

>>716641522
So your post should have just been "no". Dumbass.

>>716641359
I couldn't buy online when I was 13.

>>716641496
I have dozens from them, they are all great and don't smell at all!

>>716641465
I have no problem admitting I'm gay, except that I masturbate to pictures of women about half of the time I would say. If you want to call that gay, that's fine with me, but most people would disagree with that definition.

>>716639820
Nosferatu

>>716641665
Bullpussy

>>716612678
I would on one condition, If I didn't think prostitution is wrong.

Damn sometimes morality gets in the way of making money.

>>716642339
So you'd do it for free?

fuck yea man 2 grand is 2 grand

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Yup pay me

>>716643748
Who the fuck just lets a whole cigarette burn up?

No, wouldnt even consider