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Waifu claiming thread.
Previous:>>716602767
The rules are very simple:
>claim your 2D waifu
>post pics of your waifu
>keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>insult other waifus
>discuss stuff
>post fitting, not over-sexualised content
>most important: Have fun!
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Claim
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>>716610462
I don't know, apparently it's decent-quality shibari rope though.
Nah, yours are pretty good. And you've got good taste in thigh highs.
You can if you want to.
Nou!
>>716610529
Spiraling out of control?
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>>716610462
EZRA POUND
>>716610475
yea, effectively, i'd still do it tho
>Sameji claim'd
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>>716610122
How come your last gf put you into a maid outfit then?
>>716610339 (Ana/Makotos gf)
I'd love to see a Mathematician class in it... but that's pretty op.
>not sure if you can make mako more submissive
just have to try it!
>>716610462 (Makoto)
I'm sure she could make you much much more submissive though!
>>716610475 (anon from yesterday)
Don't worry about it, same here. I'm way too slow writing. Damnit
>>716610505
I highly recommend Solanin and Oyasumi Punpun! But yeah, I was also all about fights and blood and gore and now I like some fun with it.
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>>716610715
Seems there's a bit of a scenario playing out and I'd love to see where it leads.
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>>716610505
I can't do it anymore. Although on occasion, I can go to the human limits. When I was purchasing my ZX11, I stayed up for 120 hours straight.
Later m8, see you around hopefully!
>>716610715
Use it!
Nah. And I just picked up some random ones from a Halloween store was all!
I might. We'll see.
Nou!
>>716610737
UGH, WEEABOO WEEABOO WEEABOO WEABOO!
>>716610763
Nuh uh! I'm Dom as fuck!
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>>716610763
She really liked trying new stuff.
The outfit, a chair and some rope, and a feather were involved.
Like I said, super lewd.
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>>716610763
Is it? I wouldn't know.
I don't know, Mako is pretty submissive.
>>716610823
A bit of a scenario playing out?
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>>716610954 (cute)
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Shiro claimed.
Sup, Weebs.
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>>716610936
>>716610936
MINE EYES HAVE SEE THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE BRO!
HE IS EXITING THE CAR SHOW WITH HIS OTHER BROS IN TOW!
HE IS LOSING ALL THE TRACTION FROM HIS TERRIBLE FIVE-OH!
HE'S HEADING TRAFFIC ON!
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Think I have to go now, see you guys when I'm back!
>>716610936
Will do!
Maybe we should get you some nicer ones then.
Do what you want.
Nou!
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>>716610977
I'm catching a bit of back and forth, and it's reminding me of things.
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>>716610936
Suuuuuure you are tsuntsun.
>>716610965
Oh my, it does sound lewd. I'd probably just have put my partner on the chair and start playing with his best parts, watching to not let him come.
>>716610977
Well, in FFT a mathematician could casts spells without the use of Mana and hit everyone of the mathematical formula.
If MP is base x then hit them with y
If LVL is base x then hit them with y
If HP is base x then hit them with y
It's a sure fire hit, didn't need a cast time and doesn't use MP
It was broken as fuck since he could use EVERY MAGIC ABALITY.
Black Magic
White Magic
Time Magic
Summon Magic
everything
>>716611195
byebye
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>>716611181
I can't think of more. Too tired.
>>716611195
Yay~
Ohhhhh boy. This'll be interesting.
Do you, got it~
Nou!
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>>716611278
More or less what happened.
Other things too.
Extremely satisfying.
Life got in the way tho and I haven't seen her in two years.
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>>716611459
i'll build you an alter out of zip ties and pipe clamps
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>>716610505
Now that I think about it, you've probably talked through this stuff with my friend.
You must think we have oddly similar paths.
>>716610737
As a guinea pig, or for a regular use?
>>716610763
Back from the shower, and off to eating something.
On top of being slow on replies in the first place.
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What was your favorite gift everyone?!?
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>>716611683
regular use, i don't guinea pig anything i can't directly control
>>716611792
i didn't get any
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>>716611492
Not in two years? That's a shame. Where do you two live?
>>716611683
Don't worry about it, I won't leave this fast.
>>716611792
The knives I got.
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>>716611792
Chess board.
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>>716611278
Reeeeee!
>>716611641
You'll build me a civic?
>>716611792
Bottle jack. Now I can change my oil without going to my dads.
Unless sentimental stuff counts. Then my favorite gift would be >>716611195 her.
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>>716611943
Colorado.
Getting cold and I really need to find someone to cuddle with.
>>716611792
Which by the way is my favourite gift.
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>>716612161
nah, a 5.0 mustang
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>>716611926
Well that is pretty sad!
>>716611943
Kitchen type or stabby type?
>>716612026
What is your chess rating? Grandmaster?!?
>>716612161
Both those answers are pretty cute
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>>716612201
Welp, not me, I'm way too far away.
>>716612161
yes, yes, let the reeeeeee flow through you
>>716612560
It's kitchen knives, but sharp enough to be the stabby type too
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>>716612674
Yup everyone is.
But I can pretend until eventually someones not.
Snuggles are the best tho. I don't care what anyone says.
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>>716612296
Rip.
>>716612560
I get the second one. But a bottle jack is cute?
>>716612674
REEEEEEEEE!
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カラミチーマス
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>>716612026
More like 'Chess Bored'.
This game is for nerds.
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>>716612560
I'm not using a rating system just to play against my family, but I've won every game I've played so far.
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>>716613036
You're a nerd.
>not having pocket sized chess board disguised as a book.
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>>716612877
The whole family going to see your dad for sentimental reason is. Qt
>>716613036
Nerds are hot though
>>716613172
A family grandmaster then!
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>>716612818
I guess you can.
Snuggles are unbeatable! Sex is overrated and snuggles are underrated!
>>716612877
Don't REEEEE me now
I'm having such a good time
I'm having a troll
Don't REEEE me now
If you wanna have a good time
Just gimme a troll!
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Hope everyone had good holidays
This is all Yuno got from Christmas artwork this year
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>>716613614
Demand more!
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>>716613246
I think you misunderstood. Nobody went and saw him, because he never, or rarely shows up to the family gatherings. But I got a hydraulic jack for my car. So now if I want to change the oil in my car, I don't have to drive all the way to his house first.
The sentimental thing was I got my gf.
>>716613521
Wat.
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>>716613225
But you are even nerder!
And I do have a pocket sized board, but it's not really disguised.
>>716613246
Nerds smell weird and have spit coming out while talking.
>>716613294
>nerd detect
Go back to playing dungeons and dragons, you furry weeb.
>>716613614
Clearly there must be more! Give me a second.
Also Hi.
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>>716613748
Made my own with my pal Photoshop
also been a while since I've seen a nadeko claimer, new one or old one?
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>>716611926
You don't like doing something with unpredictable results?
>>716611943
Alright I'm back for a solid half an hour.
>>716613614
Hello Yuno.
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>>716613901
Maybe you misunderstood
She has plenty of christmas stuff just one new one this year
>>716614132
Hey, you
Sorry don't recognise your waifu
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>>716613614
How about this one? Two days old.
>Shiro
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>>716613901
Found it at a goodwill.
Like 8" square, looks like a book until you fold it out. Has a little drawer with the tiny pieces.
It was 50 cents, only thing missing was one white pawn, which I made from a battleship piece.
Best thing ever for low key chess.
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>>716613916
I am the oldest. Probably the only one to ever do so since I am the only one who understands her genius
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>>716614132
welcome back!
Say, how should I adress you?
>>716613823
It was... a Queen parody... you know... Don't stop me now... okay, that one was bad, I'm sorry
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>>716614237
You can't recognize the waifus.
You have to recognize what's around their neck.
>>716614417
However you would like.
And thanks.
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>>716614240
THANKS
I AM NOT CAPABLE OF ANYTHING AM I?
where did you find this?
>>716614333
Welcome back then, checked seems like she is yours
I remember someone switching to her but I might be mistaken I haven't seen the montegari series, yet
>>716614505
Right, how stupid of me
You enjoying your time here?
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>>716614333
Murder?
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>>716614684
The anime is alright, but you really have to like character development.
>>716614747
Yep! What is up??
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>>716614799
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>>716614684
It's lovely around here, although I wish I didn't have that reason that brought me here in the first place.
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>>716614866
Just enjoy the adorable.
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>>716614333
>checked
Don't say that! I get rock hard for her hair.
>>716614246
Not a bad deal at all. Would have bought it as well.
>low key
But doesn't it make a lot of unbookish noise, like a rattle?
>>716614684
Was browsing through deviantart sorted by newest. Most of the stuff is shitty and there's a surprising amount of cosplay, but at least this particular one was really pretty.
I haven't checked any other sites so far.
>>716614866
>that reason that brought me here
You mean being a huge weeb but most of all dead inside?
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>>716614799
I usually like that a lot, but it's quite a big series and that intimidates me
same with JoJo
>>716614866
Yea it's kinda shitty, though I still hope you're secretly him for some reason because he did this before, guess it's just grasping on futile hopes
>>716615063
Oh yea I usually avoid deviantart, guess I need to give it a shot now.
Thanks
How was your christmas pantsu queen?
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>>716615063
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>>716614858
<3 Just glad to see you
>>716615063
even if its fries?!
>>716615162
It is also pretty much a harem, so you have to enjoy that too.
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>>716614505
That's not really helping. Anon is such a broad thing... Just tell me how you'd like me to call you
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>>716615063
Not as much as you'd think.
Inside is made of solid wood, and the drawer is small enough the pieces don't move to much.
>low key
This is a thing. When I was at the school house in AIT we technically weren't allowed to bring games, but they never knew, really helped with the downtime, which there was a lot of.
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>>716615367
I don't mind it, I really want to give it a shot
anyways, what made you decide to post again?
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>>716614955
I sure am.
>>716615063
That's not what brought me here, even if what you said is true.
>>716615162
I know he used a few different avatars.
I'm sorry to disappoint you, I'm not him, even though I can't really convince you.
I'm also paying attention to other posts to see if he could be hiding somewhere.
>>716615376
Some people already refer to me as scarf something.
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>>716615764
Scarf anon it is. Well... I can see where they come from. Since most of your pics have a scarf in them.
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>>716615580
Just got a bit more free time around the holidays. I was super busy for a stretch of time
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>>716615367
Murder me
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>>716615162
Using the right tags you can usually avoid most of the sonic and I only saw one pony while scrolling.
If you ignore the degeneracy and filter out disgusting 3d you're sometimes able to find nice things there. Just bring a barf bucket.
>christmas
The usual family drama aside it was/(technically is) really nice.
How was yours?
>>716615334
Come on, let her have a white russian or two, it's christmas after all!
How's it going?
>>716615367
I was just attempting a Medusa joke, but sure, fries are hot too.
>>716615424
>not allowed to bring games to school
>smuggles in a chess board
Dayum, real OG straight of the street! Have you killed a man before?
>>716615764
Was it a really obscure fetish?
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Claim
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>>716615764
Yea it's hard to convinve me but I'll take your word
Hope you had a good Christmas despite all this
>>716615978
Was it a good busy time?
>>716616067
One pony is enough to drive a man to suicide
Yea I need to not have a shit day and I'll be able to sit through it I guess, I've seen worse like boorus
Good to hear, family drama is unavoidable
Same actually, just can't stand children but it was cool
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>>716616263
<3 <3
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>>716616067
No, but I've thrown a grenade.
Prolly the only one of my career, but hey... Boom!
At first we were making chess out of paper, you get real ingenious in what amounts to prison. But I remembered I had that, so had it mailed to me.
Army can make anything out of anything. I have some stories. Nerdy ones tho.
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>>716616385
still here I see <3 :o
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cut me yuno
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>>716616067
Oh I know what you were doing, but I am just being a step ahead. Be careful around me!
>>716615995
You may not like that. I am into a very specific type!
>>716616368
It was work
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>>716615870
Yup that's kinda what I was going for since I don't have a waifu.
I gotta go now, see you later Chara!
>>716616067
Could've been, but that guess is also a miss.
I'm leaving, you'll have some time to think about it.
>>716616368
It was horrifying but I'm all good now!
See you some other time Yuno, I have to work.
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>>716616664
Byebye scarf! See you later
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I'm just posting cute now.
I'm gonna have to come back to these threads.
You anons are way too nice.
I wish you all nothing but a sweet and adorable future.
Sorry if I'm being a little gay. I get giddy when I'm tired.
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>>716616522
I seem to remember you saying that. But it's like a tradition at this point
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>>716616485
does anyone know who this is?
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>>716616157
Ask that little loli, he's a straight gangster.
>>716616368
Bronies do that regrettably seldom.
>seen worse
How did you avoid going full Oedipus?
>can't stand children
No one does. We should make kids illegal. Future generations will thank us.
>>716616402
Can you make whine out of water?
Tell stories though!
>>716616522
Oh snap!
You got any more of them photoshoped hair?
>>716616664
I'll try my best, but only if you try labeling your pictures. I always need at least 3 posts to notice that you're the scarf claimer and these are not random scarfs.
I'm sure it's a really lewd reason.
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>>716617079
I like to slit throats very very slowly. It seems like the most poetic way to die
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>>716617140
Stop corrupting the newbies
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>>716617140
?
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>>716617140
I'll do two one nerdy and not be, and one me but not nerdy.
So there's a unit out on training, and they have everything except the antenna to their. radio. But being ingenious army, the know that frequencyxwavelength=speed of light.
Know the frequency and speed of light, they cut some claymore wire to the right length. First time was a little off. Picked up a mexican radio station, but they eventually got right and had coms.
Second story is me in basic. Now smoke, I know ew, but I more or less quit. I was the only one in basic having a nic fit. We knew the DS's smoked, and where they "secretly" did it. One night, we we snuck out there. With a bible and some matches lifted from an mre. Picked up the butts and took the tobacco out and rolled a few cigarettes with bible pages. I know I'm going to hell.
It being like prison is no joke.
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>>716617140
Shiro? She is a gangster. I'm going to bet my life, and we'll play Tetris, easy win
>>716617187
Just do it nice and quick for me
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>>716617785
Wasn't the only one*
Jesus, I should start proof reading when I'm this tired.
All those mistakes are killing me.
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>>716617879
Should I tie you up first or hold you in my arms?
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>>716617428
I'm innocent, I swear!
>>716617470
I was talking about further pictures that depict Nadeko's hair as something it is not in a humorous fashion.
>>716617785
>cut claymore wire to the right length
I happen to know someone who did this at the age of 12. Dude had way too much time on his hands.
>butt tobacco rolled in bible pages
heREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtic!
But why won't they just let you smoke?
>>716617879
Nah, I mean the random loli spamming, chess board smuggling, butt smoking sun of gun.
How would competitive tetris even work? And why throw away your life before giving me all the Hibi?
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>>716618718
I used to have a few edits, but I can't find them!
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>>716618718
No one is innocent anymore
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>>716618398
Hold me in your arms. Might be nice
>>716618718
I'm not sure which loli you're talking about.
And as far as Hibiki's go, I literally just grabbed all the ones off the booru's
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>>716618718
Even the cough drops were regulated.
It's a break you down build you up kinda thing.
We even had a fight club in the laundry room. But they pretty much looked the other way om that.
Sorry if I'm irking you. I'm just bored to the nth degree and need to stay awake.
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>>716619328
Do you want to see my jaw straw?
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>>716618941
Shame, but I guess you are right with your initial statement: Nadeko isn't very likely to be stolen.
The monogatari series was full of interesting characters and she was only relevant for a few short episodes. May I ask why you decided on her?
>>716619017
Morals are gone, humanity has declined.
How's the medication doing?
>>716619102
But they mean so much more if handed to me personally.
She looks great in German uniform!
>>716619328
>break you down build you up
I think I'm a bit lost here. Was it some sort of military training or rehabilitation?
>fight club in the laundry room
I guess that's just natural. You can only taunt and misstreat people so long until they resolve to violence.
Was it fun?
>need to stay awake
Also for drilling reasons?
Also, why do you keep posting random anime chicks? It makes it really hard to describe you to others.
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>>716619750
I do. Post it now.
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>>716619750
Uhh... Sure?
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>>716619827
I dont need medication I need my jaw straw out
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>>716619827
She and I think very similarly. If you remember, when she becomes god, she decides to kill Koyomi because she knows that if he stays alive, he will eventually ruin the perfect image Nadeko has of him. Killing him will allow his perfection to exist forever!
I can relate to that line of thought a lot
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>>716619827
That's just training.
I can be sure 100%, training doctrine has really asinine rules. Like the battle buddy system. Where you have to be with another recruit at all times, and it didn't end in basic.
Fight club I was only ever a ref, I'm a bigger guy so I could break it up if need be. I don't like hurting others if I don't have to.
Not really. End of a 4 day weekend and I gotta get schedule back on track.
I just like cute anime, this whole thread is pleasurable, also there isn't much of
Riza, wish there was. Nothing less lewd anyway.
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>>716620247
That's rough dude.
What happened.
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>>716620922
Dental abcess, 6 teeth removed.
I dont have any molars on the bottom.
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>>716619827
She does. I have to charge my phone and deal with family. Be back later
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>>716621025
Here I thought having my wisdoms pulled was bad. (plus one extra)
Hope you feel better anon.
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>>716621191
Ive felt better than I have in over a week
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>>716621478
I'm glad. Good to know you're doing well.
Well, anon who likes Riza, but can't decide on one cute anime girl cause they're all so lovely, signing out.
Guess military anon, or army anon. Big part of why I like Riza. Oh to be with an officer.
I'mma go look at some lewd stuff then clean and do laundry. Shit needs doin.
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>>716621717
Meant to add one last Riza.
She could order me to do anything.
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>>716621763
>>716621478
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>>716621025
>>716620566
>>716620319
>>716620247
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>>716615424
I SAW HERESY AND CAME HERE AS QUICK AS I COUL- OH NO I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH AMMO FOR THIS JOB!
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>>716620247
That looks disgusting. So it's just hanging there with pus dripping from it?
How long until you can get it removed?
>>716620319
So you will attempt to murder me if I had a positive image of you?
Fortunately that gave me a really bad impression of you, so I should be safe.
>>716620566
>and it didn't end in basic
Lewd!
>I don't like hurting others
Then why the training?
>back on track
I assume they also take away your phone, so you can't keep claiming?
>not enough Riza
A common problem with more niche waifus (though I don't understand why Riza would be one, she's interesting and pleasant to watch). You should try editing the one's you have to create more variety. E.g. I got about 20 variations of a certain Shiro pic I liked, including bearded, nazi and lenny face.
You could get by with a handful of Riza that way.
>>716621066
Thanks as always, and see you later!
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>I think I broke the Shiro
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>>716622334
I really enjoy all the ball crushing doujin there are of your waifu.
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The day after christmas isn't a holiday
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>>716622473
You can't break what's already crushed inside!
>>716622518
It is in Germany. It's called 'Second Day of Christmas'.
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>>716622415
Its anchored in my mouth. Its generally clean, just hangs out the side of my jaw. The one in my mouth is more annoying.
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>>716622415
I would have to be infatuated with you first. In general though, I will cut off communications with a person if we are in a really good spot as to never be the one to ruin the perfect relationship
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>>716622729
But wouldn't cutting off the communication ruin the perfect relationship?
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>>716622415
And I said I was leaving, damn you 4chan.
You didn't hear this from me: Butt stuff does happen.
I'm support, I barely shoot a rifle. And punching someone in the face is a way different thing.
When I was there they took em, but as I was leaving I saw some disturbing things. New recruits that kept their phones :O
I might look into that. Thought about drawing some of mine own.
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>>716622592
i don't live in a communist nation tho
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>>716622902
Kind of sort of. There are two trains of thought with this one that happen pretty regularly in my head.
1) Ignoring technically is just putting something on an extended pause which is not really ruining. I should be able to pick it up at a later time. If they don't want to pick up it at the later time, then they are the one who ruined it, not me.
2) You are right and then why should I even talk to anyone in the first place ( I was sort of in this sport a few months ago)
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>>716622729
this is simply intellectually dishonest
>I don't want to ruin my friendships
>I should avoid ruining friendships
>Ill avoid ruining friendships by ruining friendships
>reasonable solution in your mind
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I got coal
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>>716623332
At least you can stay warm for a bit longer!
>>716623257
See a few posts up
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>>716623250
I see. So you're scared about ruining things you like.
But a relationship, no matter which one, has it's ups and downs. It's even more enjoyable if you can pull through hard times. It makes the relationship even more perfect
At least that's how I see it.
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>>716623804
Yeah that is sort of it. I go between phases of being afraid of ruining things, to getting pissed off and ruining everything in purpose out of rage
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>>716623949
The only thing on how you learn on how to not ruin a relationship you like is experience.
And thankfully, most mistakes are not irredemable. Don't worry too much about backlash. You can always make it up. Of course, that's also for the other side
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>>716622637
If you eat soup, does it flow out directly back into your bowl?
>>716622729
But ignoring the other person will ruin the relationship?!
>>716622926
No one ever leaves. We're in here until we find the strength to fade away in the nothingness of death.
>butt stuff does happen
It are times like this that I wish I had some expressive reaction images at hand. Dude! Gross!
So after you're done butt fucking and smoking bibles, do you all go pray to Moloch or some other Jewish deity and present human sacrifices?
>recruits that kept their phones
Maybe sell your boipussi for one of them? Would let you claim at all times!
>>716622980
Enjoy your wagecuck 'holidays' then, mate.
>>716623332
Get a steam engine!
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>>716624407
Only if I drink it in the direction of the straw
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>>716623432
but I live in Arizona
>>716624407
I already have steam, you should add me :o
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>>716624323
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>>716624407
I didn't do butt stuff. I just saying it happens.
Mostly stories, only once walked in on it. Did a quick 360 and walked out.
I didn't even fap the whole three months.
Shoulda seen the mess afterwards.
Nope. I could live without my phone.
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>>716624704
I'm fine, thank you. What about you?
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>>716624730
Did you give a little 'hee-hee' like MJ?
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>>716624531
That would make for a very cartoonish image.
You could trick someone into eating poison by trying it first and disposing of it using the mouth straw.
>>716624569
But what if people think I associate with minorities?
They will throw me out of the country club.
>>716624730
>n-not me of course
Sure, mate. Sure.
>I didn't even fap the whole three months
Impossible! This kills the man!
I guess under circumstances like this it's only natural to resolve to 'stuff'.
If you defeat him in the fight club he is a woman for as long 'stuff' takes anyway, so it's not gay. Just remember to say 'no homo' twice.
>should have seen the mess
No thanks.
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>>716625140
About what? That Kurome isn't here?
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>>716625091
but I used to work at a country club :o
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>>716625091
Its very obvious though. Loud rattles through the straw and a sudden ejection of water from my neck gives it away.
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>>716625211
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>>716625091
I'm not gonna defend the gayness.
It was what it was. I just didn't want to be involved.
And like I couldn't not fap for three months. I have will power you know.
>>716625052
Woulda been funny, but no. It was on one of my rounds, and I just went back to my fireguard desk.
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>>716625407
Huh, really? How would you do that?
After all the times he wrote how much he loves you he would quit after you hrt him a bit?
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>>716625292
Cleaning toilets at night does not count.
Seriously though, you have the most depressing choice in steam groups.Though I do admire your honesty.
>>716625329
Conceal it with a loud autistic screech while drinking, then make gargle sounds afterwards to act like you very fully savoring the flavor.
>>716625477
>will power
The will to get testicular cancer it seems while slowly going mad. Shit boy, I just try to understand why!
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>>716625768
wait I didn't know I was in a group
I don't even play games on steam :o
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>>716625768
But Im not autistic. And I would need a suave appearance if Im disposing of poison. Is there a dignified autistic screech?
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>>716625768
It was more of a challenge really. To see if I could.
Also there was a rumor they put something in the food so you didn't get hard. And for the first 3 weeks I couldn't.
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>>716615392
nice feet
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>>716625529
I enjoy chara pics with no knife :o
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>>716626175
I like the one with knives a bit more, but here you go
>>716626726
Why did you tell him that? I mean, I support it, since I still don't think he's a good influence for you.
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>>716625901
I think you played almost half an hour of fable last June.
>>716625995
Yes, just like you would do a normal autistic screech (maybe a REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE?), but in a library.
>>716626011
>pills in the food
Female hormones!
It explains everything. Destroys your boner, unables your cum and makes you crave for bois. Fly,you fool, you are nothing but a trap project!
>>716626726
Make him something nice, like a Kurome themed chair.
Also do you have any means of reaching him?
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>>716627128
I actually played more but the game kept resetting and I gave up :o
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>>716627128
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>>716622592
A Hibiki will heal your heart
>have some pantsu too
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>>716627481
I see.
I mean, if Kurome doesn't like you because of that anymore then... I would question their love to me.
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>>716627128
I said it was a rumor, I didn't think it was true.
It's a lot less gay once you get out of basic.
Lot of undertones still.
The army is like the alpha football player who's in closet. Doesn't want to admit to himself he likes butt stuff, so he makes fun of the gay kids.
It's still really taboo in the army.
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>>716627289
You gave up playing for over half a year because of that?
>>716627481
Well I hope he'll see it.
If not for you he will probably stay away from the thread for a while.
>>716627697
The Hibiki did heal my heart and made it sing with joy!
How's yours?
>>716627809
It fits too well to be just a rumor. You should investigate.
>closet alpha
Yea, they do often appear that way. 'A bissel bi schadet nie' as we say in Germany.
The way you talk about basic makes me think that you're beyond that already?
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>>716628383
Beating
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>>716627128
Still not very dignified
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>>716628383
Personally I'm beyond that. I'm a bi top, but I have yet to see another army dude worth putting it in.
But basic is like prison. What happens there, stays there.
Not to mention I never thought I'd be surrounded by so many nerds and weebs since I joined the army. It's worse than 4chan sometimes.
Weird to say 4chan is my escape to normalcy.
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>>716628532
Well, that's something. Better than the alternative.
>>716628547
It all depends on the tone.
Make sure to REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE with a sonorous and flirty voice.
>>716628739
>stays there
Not STDs and your ticket to hell.
>4chan is my escape to normalcy
Are you sure it's the army and not some nut house for austistic kids your parents assigned you for?
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>>716628383
I like you shiro
you question authority
and yes because I don't trust steam :o
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>>716629229
Yet you use it for communications and let Gaben read all your sexting. Explain!
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>>716629155
Is it really?
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>>716629155
Pretty sure, wish it wasn't what it is, but I signed a 6 year contract.
I hear even the infantry's becoming pretty gay.
You don't know torture til you hear 3 black dudes argue about pokemon every 10 min.
And then there's that guy who won't such the fuck up and stop singing.
>ticket
I took the express train and got vip access.
Money's worth it tho. $40k bonus. On top of all the free shit.
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