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Hey /b/ You know the drill - send your girlfriend's Kik

The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

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Hey /b/

You know the drill - send your girlfriend's Kik name, and I'll test to see if they're faithful. (I was on here earlier today and had a few successes)

Send their Kiks to mine (name: ShineAtNight23) and I'll update you privately (or I can post updates in this thread if you ask me to). I won't be testing any names left in the thread due to whiteknights and spammers.

>I've done this quite a few times and people have asked me questions, so I thought I'd take the time out here to give you a brief FAQ.

>"What is your success rate?"
>Between 60% & 70% on average.

>"Does it have to be my girlfriend?"
>Nope, friends are fine, or maybe your friend has a girlfriend you think might cheat.

>"What is your method?"
>It varies from girl to girl, some like beta-as-fuck-sweet-talk, some like hardcore sexting.

>"How big is your dick?"
>8 inches when fully hard. It's not the biggest dick in the world, but it's big enough to get unfaithful girls wanting more.

>"Do you always get tits?"
>No. Some girls simply just don't like sending tits. Once they've started "cheating" though, about 90% of girls WILL.

>"Why won't you take names from the thread, fag?"
>Well, as I've already said, whiteknights and spammers. WhiteKnights tell the girl that she's on /b/, and spammers will, you guessed it, spam her - meaning that she'll get a massive influx of dicks and sexts, which will mean no results, as she'll just block them all.

>"You haven't responded to me in ages, what gives, asshole?"
>Either your girlfriend hasn't yet responded/seen the message I sent her yet, or I'm informing others of their girlfriend's loyalty or lack thereof.

>"Why don't you bump the thread more often?"
>It can be tricky to hold up a thread, talk to 20 different girls AND the guys who requested me to check them, all at once. I do try my best to keep the thread alive, but it can be tricky when I get a large influx of chat messages. If you want to keep it going longer, please bump, it helps.
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A little backstory on this girl (same as in OP). Her boyfriend asked me to pretend to be the guy he thought she was cheating on him with, not something I usually would do but this was while I was still fairly new to doing this, so I helped him out.

Turned out the girl was not only cheating on him with this guy, but she was having threesomes behind his back as well. Total slut.

2/4

>Send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>716608358
lol gtfo fag

Continue op
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>>716608364
3/4

>Send names to ShineAtNight23
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do you take snapchat requests?
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>>716608544
4/4

Will continue with some more OC.

>Send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>716608569
Yes, I was wondering the same thing
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>>716608771
Bump
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Op creates thread immediately leaves. What a faggot
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>>716608880
probably not even his images
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>>716608771
I will take Snapchat requests later. If you have Kik, add me and I'll talk to you after I've done kik.

>>716608625
1/12

>Send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>716608880
I'm still here bro, don't worry your pretty little head.

>>716608940
2/12

>Send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>716608940
I dont use Kik because Im not a 16 year old girl. If you want the snapchat user u can have it now.
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>>716608880
>>716608905
or just fucking kik him... like its says? then hell answer you
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>>716609055
Relax fuckin dicksucker. Shit you really crawled up his ass there
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>>716609138
just dont understand why people get so stupid about something when there is literally a direct link to the dude. it also says in his op that he isnt going to be bumping much, i mean all it takes is a simple read
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>>716609258
What does dick taste like?
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>>716609327
id have to ask your mother
>obligatory mother burn
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if you're gf/wife/so is on kik and/or snapchat and sending nudes to you, you can be damn sure you are not the only ones getting them.
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>>716609055

not his images. he creates the same thread every few days and posts the same images as OC. Either he hasn't made any actual progress, or he just a creep trying to get new kik accounts.
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>>716608998
3/12

>Send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>716609400
They are my images, but yes I do post them a lot, because believe it or not, most guys who find out their girlfriend of 2-3 years is an unfaithful slut.... they tend to not want that broadcast to 4chan.

Only some want me to post images, so I have to abide by that. That said, I do have some other OC that I'll post after this.

>>716609401
4/12

>Send names to ShineAtNight23
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if you can do it with snapchat (they may not accept but still send stuff and screenshot and pos t what you sent and there responses) sc: ginnie1801 and paige_ivers
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you're a good guy OP.
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>>716609544
5/12

>Send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>716609606
as good as a guy can be for grabbing nudes haha
>no judgment
>i do it too
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>>716609590
>>716609739
>>716609606
>>716609736
bump
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Man, this thread makes me never want to date another girl again. Question, I'm kind of a beta when it comes to girls, like I'm a decent enough looking guy and I dress decent, but I can never close the deal.
Like I know how to talk to girls and get close with them at parties and get them to like me, but I still can't close the deal, I just can't bring myself to have sex with them.
Can an anon get some tips from his /b/ros?
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>>716609898
More on this, I know I'm good look enough to get girls but I never got through with it. I'm bad at flirting to begin with so it never gets off the ground.
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>>716609736
Doing gods work OP. I dont have a gf right now but I'm saving your username for the future if youre still around
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>>716609590
more on this please
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>>716610035
He is a bullshit artist. Collect usernames to fap.
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>>716609898
>>716610004
as much as they want bad asses, funny dudes make them feel safe, if you are looking for a legit relationship? be friends first, friendzone is crap
if your looking to score, copious amounts of alcohol
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>>716609736
6/12

>Send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>716610004
This happened to me at a party last week
>Talk with redhead 6.5/10, would bang
>Both drinking, ask if she wants to smoke some weed
>Agrees, go to random bedroom and smoke
>We're sitting there talking, her making me laugh and I'm making her laugh too
>Feel like I'm getting somewhere
>Says she likes my shirt, makes me look strong af
>Tell her she has beautiful eyes, she eats it up
>I go to the bathroom for 3 minutes
>Come back and she's passed out
I talked to her for like 2 hours. I could tell she thought I looked good. What the fuck? Why couldn't I close the deal sooner?
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>>716610217
7/12

>Send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>716610489
8/12

>Send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>716610383
Pic of the girl
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>>716610217
lets see a pic of that cock op
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>>716610608
9/12

>Send names to ShineAtNight23

>Please also continue to bump the thread. Can only keep doing this if the thread stays alive.
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>>716610383

what i would have done
>walk up to her and wake her gently
>"im not finished with you yet"
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>>716610383
she probably wouldve cried rape the next day bro.
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>>716610735
10/12

>Send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>716610735
Show her pics for the love of god
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Bump
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>>716608189
bruh lets see that cock of yours.
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NIGGER BREATH
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>>716610800
Prolly, I think I'm too confident for my shit looks lol
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>>716610805
11/12

>Send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>716611055
Need to know how u started this convo
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>>716608544
>I want you and jason again
Did you actually fuck this bitch IRL?
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>>716611213
Not OP, but you start the convo normal, then shift slowly towards flirting, then to sex but humourous too. Learn to use social engineering, youll need it.
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>>716611292
dude clearly said the boyfriend thought she was cheating with a certain guy and he pretended to be that guy
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>>716611292
He explained earlier that he was posing as her suspected lover.
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>>716611292
He's imposting the guy shes cheating with.
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>>716611292
Bump, need to see how you started the convo. Im calling BS.
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>>716611055
Looks like she's got her fingers inside a mentally challenged mouth
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>>716611055
12/12

I fucking love this ending.

Stand by for more OC.
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>>716611408
>>716611409
>>716611361
oh right
I didn't bother reading the thread
I feel like a retard now
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>>716611410
If op posts a pic of his looks with a time stamp I'm more inclined to see whether he can actually get these bitches unless he's cat tailing em
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>>716608998
Ew cheating is gross and weird
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More OC in a moment, just wanted to quickly post this to show you that this is why you DON'T POST NAMES IN THE THREAD.

>Send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>716609590
Bump
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1/4

This girl was reluctant for a while, then caved.

>Send names to ShineAtNight23

(I apologize for the excessive 'wink faces' used in this chat. She enjoyed it so I played along with using them)
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>>716610696
I feel your pain. It happens.
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bumping. this is fuckin hot
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Banp
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>>716611666
stop bumping this post
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>>716611440
She got scared?
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>>716611946
2/4

Unfortunately, she's not much to look at - but a win's a win.

>Send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>716612233
>She's not much to look at

Fucking awful to look at dude
Kek
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>>716612233
I like her. Moar nudes?
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>>716612233
Double dubs. Nice.

3/4

>Send names to ShineAtNight23

>>716612211
I see you also got double dubs. lol. Yeah, she either got scared or her bf got freaked out and called an end to it. Either way that ending is priceless.
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jenjenten 18 yo stripper
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>>716608189
Op is a faggot that doesn't have any talents and thinks he's getting 10/10 girls with his "big" dick but in reality he couldn't get a girl if his life depended on it, hence why he's on here asking for help lol if I posted my dick yours would shrink up and go crawl back inside and hide.
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>>716612797

Salty much?
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So how exactly do you do this? Is it really as easy as
>Show boobs plz?
I get some girls can be really sluty but it looks like little effort on your part for them doing pretty much whatever you ask.
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>>716612797
Jealousy is a shitty thing my friend take your imaginary penis and go buy a blow up doll cause your edgyness is just to much for us all .......plz
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>>716612797
Please kill yourself, I cringed
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>>716612402
She's amateur from basic reply she gave. Ask her how many guys she slept with and describe the dirtiest sex act she has done.
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>>716612402
4/4

I'm gonna focus on the names now, but I'll return with more later if you guys can keep the thread alive.

Turn it into a cheating porn thread or something? Idk.

>Send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>716612938
pop the bubble
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This is a glorified cuck thread
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>>716612914
>>716612938
>>716612950
It's ok, maybe one day your mom will suck you off so you get over your problems and make something out of yourself.
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>>716613160
Even know English? Sound like a retarded faggot
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>>716613160
The autism is real
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If your future wife saw how you talk to these girls or even your friends or family they would never talk to you again. Pathetic at its finest level. Think about what you're doing with your life and what others are doing with their lives. They're getting better than you and you aren't gonna stand a chance.
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>>716613160
hahaha we have problems lol thats grand ....this coming from the fag who is in here trying to compare dick sizes with random strangers and im the one with problems hahaha yer a real winner arent ya .....thats ok window licker i dont mind and hell if getting head from my mom was the best insult you could come up with then im certainly not impressed by your brain size or your imaginary penis
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>>716613160

Projection much?
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>>716612999
Trips? fuck. better turn this shit into a cheating thread
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All these replies have to be from the same person. Nobody else would care or be this offended lol. If you couldn't stick a full sized bottle of shaving cream in your pussy you wouldn't be able to fit my dick. Watch me make a thread with all the girls you posted and screen shot them making fun of You lol
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>>716613489
Who's offended? Can't even construct a sentence
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>>716613310
yeah but thats the future, easier to ask forgiveness than permission
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>>716612999
post the pics she sent you
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You sound like a two year old begging their mom to let you suck on her boobs. You're such a fag lol. Are you proud of yourself? Send me something dirty heart heart lol ylyl threads are great
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>>716612999
check'em Hitler trips
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>>716613631
Yet you say 'lol'.
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What about snapchat?
miahmommy0107
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>>716613631
We all hate to use hearts and shit but as long as that gives us pics and confidence we'll use them
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this is gold keep it coming >>716612999
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>>716612797
Some salt, but some truth to this. OP is still faggot, although he is semi-delivering. This thread is intrigue.
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>>716613900
fuck off with these gay weeb groups
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>>716613410
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>>716613900
Is this a good way to order cheese pizza?
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>>716614107
well no shit
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>>716614107
you want some pizaa?
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How do I find out if female friends have Kik?
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>>716614283
ask them you beta neckbeard
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>>716614283
oh good point
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>>716614380
>Ask if girl has Kik
>She immedietly gets hit up by some dude asking for nudes
>This wont seem fishy or come back to at all
Yeah, great idea faggot retard.
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>>716614583
>faggot retard
Holy shit it's this kids first day on the internet
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any straight guy wanna humiliate me for being a dumb fag create a group call on Skype of guys to laugh at me screenshot me blackmail me (: I love being laughed at (: skype: harddick94 kik: humiliatethefag94 pleaase
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>>716614698
He at least managed to green text?

>>716614583
Look nigger, if you aren't friends enough with a girl already, what the fuck do you need this entrapment cheater exposure bullshit for then? You guys are all beta fucking pussies, just wanting to spy on girls for no reason. At least OP is trying to do some sort of good here.
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kik nebulus03
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>>716614832
WHOA WTF is that thing....... KILL IT WITH FIRE QUICKLY the fat fucking mongloid!!!!!!
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>>716614832
MAN THE HARPOONS
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This is depressing.
Is there any loyal girls? Ones that completely failed?
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>>716614825
>trying to do some sort of good here
You gonna actually moralfag about this shit? How can any of this be anything but pure amusement and seeing how girls you know would react to OPs advances.
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This guy is legit

Bump for him
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>>716614977
You think a /b/ tard would manage to attract a quality girl? Fucking KEK'd
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Hey OP, I met a girl on FETlife. I also discovered her kik/SC, she is one of those girls who is really into big cocks and being dominated. Something that might interest anon?
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>>716610757
KEK
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>>716614832
no wonder she has two bellybuttons she was a whale fetus
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>>716610735
>you picked me remember

That's the shit that scares me. The justification of "no I didn't make the choice, I didn't do anything wrong. HE DID"
Like seriously, she is passing up responsibility and I bet when she gets chaught, will use it as an excuse.

Why do women do this? Why do they act like everything happens TO them and they have no say in the matter?
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>>716615000
Nice trips, checked.

I said SOME SORT. If a bitch is gonna be a cheater, might as well expose her. What this betafag was asking to do is randomly creep a girl he doesn't know on KIK. But why can't he fucking do it himself?
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>>716614583
youre meant to already have the kik to participate. pussy
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>>716615242
This is what I was trying to say originally. Thank you anon.
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>>716615051
Well actually some of us are pretty good looking but 70% of them are quite retarded to attract someone barely qualified as pretty

The fact that we visit /b/ is self-explanatory
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>>716615150
girls do this not women
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>>716615330
Has nothing to do with looks. Good looking guys attract good looking girls--who are shallow insecure attention whore cheaters by nature. One has nothing to do with the other.
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>>716610757
I would have

*teleports behind her*
Nothing personal *cum on her hair*
*teleports home*
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>>716615353
Agreeing - real women have real morals and don't do that kind of shit.
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>>716615169
>>716615242
>>716615286
>Hurr beta
Whatever fag. I just thought that for the purposes of this thread, it would be helpfull to be able find out about Kiks that people dont have.
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>>716615603
I have no choice but to anhero on cam.
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>>716608189
Bump
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>>716615510
i wouldn't go that far. they are still shitty
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Bump. This man does god's work
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>>716615051
even more depressing
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OP is gone. He starts these threads then beg we bump it so he can feel self-impotent. Fucking pleb.
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>>716615953
you heard the man, boys
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OP is currently on a mission, bumping per his request.
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>>716616013
You want him to get results instantly? Retard alert.
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>>716608189
>faggot OP makes this thread all the time
>whiteknights your girls
>only delivers fake snaps and convos

Don't do it faggots.
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Guys I'm messaging him rn, he's a busy man, give him time and bump this shit
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OP is the batman we deserve but dont need right now
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>>716616431
Screen shot the fucking message, faggot. You know how it works here
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>>716616635
bump just for this
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>>716616746
Sorry pal took me a while
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>>716614764
Please teach me how to do this!
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>>716616885
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>>716616981
he's back
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>all op does is beg for bumps
>samefags everywhere
>posts fake convos
>faggots still buy it
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>>716617181
image is top kek, but I think someone is just jealous
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>>716616635
Actually I think he's doing this get free tit pics and shit.
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>>716618320
and >>716617181

OP is faggot, as always. Not delivering, begging for thread bumps.

>sage
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>>716618320
Yeah, he is. He starts off by sending a random dick pic to the said username and then trys charming his way to their pants. Clever I must admit. Tested this out with my gfs old kik. She WAS not very happy to recieve it.
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>>716610757
Tell her she has to eat the eggs before she goes to sleep.
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OP tbh i think we would like to see failures aswell.
For me personally would make the thread even better
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if ur gf has a kik she already cheating on u bro
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>>716610489
There's a D(elivered) among all the R(ecieveds). Which means she tried to get rid of you but you keep spamming.
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>>716619468
Just means she deleted the messages to hide it
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>>716619098
isn't this the truth lol
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Bumping the thread
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>>716615953
bippitybump
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>>716618965
Sure, I don't mind showing you, but I still have to get permission, which is why I'm so quiet in the thread right now, I'm only one man and I can only do so much, and a lot of it is relying on the speed of the girls.

In any case, here is a rejection (I wouldn't call it a failure though as I'm not explicitly out to get tits, I'm here to test girls)

>Send names to ShineAtNight23
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>>716613033
thank you yoshi
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>>716614764
Where is the other nut anon
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How does kik work is it like tinder and you see girls there or do you just search for someone I know some girls that might be cheating on my friends so maybe op can help me
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Vumossss
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>>716620876
No, it's basically a simple messenger using usernames and such, it's pretty popular hence there are tons of people on it. Also mostly long distance relationships. You can see which if your phone contacts has it when you sign up, but usually you just have to have the other person's username.
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Bumpin like whoa
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buuuuummmp
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bump for jesus
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Threads like these are basically proof that monogamy is a meme
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>>716620876
sheeeeeeeet I still use omegle kek
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>>716621753
Humans are actually evolved to be polygamous. We can feel love to multiple women at the same time, society and culture restricts this natural feeling and taboos it.
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>>716608189
>send your girlfriend's Kik name
sorry, my gf isnt 12 years old, she doesnt have kik
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>>716621922
>society and culture restricts this natural feeling and taboos it.
no. animals can find one lover that they stay with their whole life
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>>716621927
that is what you think.

She is actually 12.
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>>716621986
Yeah this is true ive seen it even in parrots.
birds would be a really good example
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>>716620803
>my cock is 8 inches btw

Subtle.
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>>716621986
"Humans", go home faggot, we aren't talking about "some animals" humans specifically. Don't think you're special posing a counter argument, fuck face. Kill yourself in your shit life, bitch!
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>>716621986
>>716622196
Tons of animals mate for life and when there partner dies they stay beside the body till they die ARE YOU BOTH RETARDED OR AMERICAN?
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>>716620803
>Inb4 plz respond
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>>716621370
How do you find usernames
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>>716622459
jUST GO GOOGLE KIK FOR SENIORS.
This aint a fucking infomercial.
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Yeah how do u find girls on kik?
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>>716608189
xmarksmyheart
Try this and tell me how it goes bro.
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>>716622459
are you this guy now?

>>716621927

Trust us she has kik. My girl acts like a church mouse, but I get her sweet pussy in my inbox once a week. Along with some other hoes.
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>>716622350
But we're not talking about "tons of animals," we're talking about human beings. This thread is proof that monogamy isn't just 'the way it is.'

>>716621922
I'm not really sure if humans have a preference for either really. I think people's preference between monogamy and polygamy is a mixture between culture and personal taste.
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>>716621994
I wish
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Is kik free
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>>716622350
are we BOTH retarded? You pretty much said exactly what I said, faggot. pay attention
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>>716611626
LOL I actually know (of) this chick. That's hilarious
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>>716622267
you really didnt need all the random insults. you made a good point and I wouldve agreed with you
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>>716622350
name some for example bill nye the science guy ?
I just gave you an example dont bring your hippie shit with me fucking faggot.
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>>716623009
I'm sorry.
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>>716623051
go use google do you need me to help you get dressed to ? sorry you did not finish school.
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>>716612335
this was much better if I didnt looked at that pic
I mean it was all fun and games until that pic absolutely digusting
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>>716623051
Gibbon apes.
wolves.
termites.
coyotes.
barn owls.
beavers.
bald eagles.
golden eagles
and hundreds of more.
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>>716622459
Do you berry that dick?
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>>716622613
>>716622459

Fucking christ the new faggotry that has become B. Summer's out early!
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>>716623150
why the fuck would I care of two animals fucking are you a furry you little shit ?
I went to school but I gave an example of what ive seen I bet you never even owned a parrot fucking faggot.
still miss him do he died in 14 years I still have his cage.
im sorry for your mother
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>>716623051
Some animals, like the black vulture, will actually attack and sometimes kill an unfaithful member of their species.
One of those on the list of animals that mate for life actually lives in Brooklyn, New York. Brooklyn is home to a special breed of parrot, commonly referred to as Quaker Parrots. They apparently arrived here from Argentina in the late 1960s and early ’70s.
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>>716623209
termites the fuck who even does that research, well thank you I know more animals only have one mate
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>>716623435
The argument you retarded fool was anim als do not mate for life but many of them do humans are animals and are some of the most emotional ones so you need to re think your logic and why your single.
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>>716623582
Correction: Animals may mate for One of them's lifetime.
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>>716623447
that is awesome if it is unfaithful would go all muslim pretty nice
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>>716623150
>>716623209
>Humans are supposed to be monogamous! It's what termites do!
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>>716623547
Yeah that would be soooo boring and you would probably lose track of them aww fuck where did he go.
Someone who likes farts I guess lol.
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>be single
>not having to worry about being cheated on.

Life is good.
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>>716623582
because im asexual or something I cant find the right girl for me, sure im attracted but been with so many girls that lived with me that I believe I lost my interest and focused on money.
human animals ? listen here son dont give me your gay vampire shit here
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>>716623646
Do you think a termite is more developed emotionally and mentally then you is the real question you need to ask yourself I know my answer.
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Any of you wiling to loyalty test a guy?
And no, we're gay.
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>>716623873
Sure dude
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>>716623684
true kek someone like it is dinner time im watching this termite im busy.
it is christmas eve see you distracted me now were is the termite months of work now I need to begin again.
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>>716623847
LOL 12 year old calls me son lol I have a son he is probably close to your pathetic age so stfu and ok so your asexual so why are you arguing against monogomy?
Have you read into the asexual spectrum at all? I think not.
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>>716623051
How did you not pick this up, even if you just flip past animal planet a few times, is beyond me. It's common fucking knowledge.
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>>716623963
Kik?
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>>716623582
>>716623209
>implying there aren't also polygamous animals
bonobos
jacanas
hyenas
fowls
walruses
lions
lizards
dolphins
hanging flies
antechinus
some types of mice
I can name some more if you want to be a fag about it

Again, none of these mean that humans have to be polygamous, anymore than a bunch of monogamous animals mean that humans have to be monogamous. Appeals to nature are retarded.
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This still alive ?
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>>716624061
Have you been to America? they teach nothing in there schools it is sad I refuse to visit now when your kid plays with other "normal" kids there and it is like they kn ow nothing no rules no info and it is like an autist kid with your kid.
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>>716624061
because do you believe I think about animals or even people ?
>>716624054
I was arguing about my fucking parrot that died just shared it im the jealous type that doesnt like sharing his gf or wife that is all fuck.
now sip on that starbucks coffee grandpa
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>>716624232
at least they teach punctuation
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>>716624102
now I regret I mentioned the parrot instead this guy is not gonna upload some sluts.
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atlantahill1999
puts nudes on her story
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>>716624232
lol, who told you they teach nothing in their schools. Thats just out rageous.
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>>716624365
Meh joy of being on the internet as opposed to writing a letter
no they do not you are in the bottom of the world for everything including writing countries with no computers or books are beating you guys now.
Go Finland #1
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Hey OP, time for a progress report
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>>716624505
1999? isn't she like 17?
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>op just wants to whiteknight some bitches and ruin relationships
>op is ignored
>thread becomes argument over whether or not humans are meant to be polygamous

Sometimes I love the autists on this site.
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>>716624483
ikr, i derailed the whole thread with one question. im almost proud of myself
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>>716624514
Hhahahhahaha go research also go watch who to invade next then go look at studies you guys are known around the world as what not to do to schools Finland is #1 cuz they literally looked at you guys and did the opposite.
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>>716624514
was in like let me count 8 different schools fag
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This is what I got from her
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>>716624621
kek
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>>716624799
That's it?
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>>716624799
doubles she looks hot dont fuck it up and I will forget about my parrot for some minutes
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What should I say? Sounds like she's already not interested
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>>716624799
>>716624866
>>716624944
we have doubles it is a sign that bird is the word
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Any of you wanna loyalty test a sissy?
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>>716624667
sounds like your mad that you dont get to invade anyone lol

maybe your immigrants can help you out with that
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Kik Lilliexbear

Pretty sure she's a cheating hoe
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>>716625154
Where to invade next is an American movie :/ wow dyslexic ?
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>>716625326
whats dislexis they dont teach it in schools

>yeah america sucks
>watch this american movie to find out why

so what third world country are you from again
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>>716625773
NOT America. Europe the plase that has all the countries ahead of you guys in every statistic health care life length crime everything.
Yeah well when American's start to make movies to show other retarded American's why it sucks is when you know it is bad also it is by Michael moore.

Also you guys got a zero on the witing tests as the American leaders who put the test through made a writing area so you guys are ranked 0 for writing.
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>>716626161
I would trade dumbasses who love freedom but cannot spell to any other nanny state country in Europe. Americans learn to stay out of others peoples business, and instead give them the business.
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>>716626161
but if i got a zero how can i am writing to you?

>not america

obviously lol. you just said you have more health care life length crime problems. america has had that figured out for like 500 years

>michael moore

you spelled more wrong
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ThomasBris

closet sissy popper addict, ask him about his halloween kiss. make him do his poppers
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>>716626412
LOL stay out of others business you guys are the most ignorant country in the world and every country hates you so when you guys travel you wear Canadian flags

SOO patriotic until your pussy attitude comes out and there is no gun or army there and its like wahhhhh I'm Canadian do not kill me.
Yep healthiest the kids in school get 4 course meals better then most of the restuarants in America I have eaten a a lot you guys have a lot of roaches and mice and rodents and bugs it is gross.
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>>716626823
why do you hate canadians tho
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I don't I'm pointing out that you guys are not patriotic despite the fact you think you are and Canada is a cool place to travel very nice polite people.
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>>716626757
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>>716627632
>youre not patriotic but you are
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>>716626823
HAHAHAHAH. I have worked with Canadians (good dudes) Aussies (Great dudes) French (Decent dudes) while I was n the Army. And I can tell you, you guys have NO IDEA what real freedom is like. You may not like how we act, but we at this way because we can, and NOBODY can shut us up, NOBODY.
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>>716608189
This is stupid.
If u have a gf just make another kik account and test her on that.
You know her best.
Also if you think she's cheating just dump her. There is no trust and no trust no love.
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>>716613900
It's full
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>>716628007
Shouting like apes is not a positive trait. How is getting arrested for online jokes on a LoL forum and getting SWAT raided for googling pressure cookers going?
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>>716608189
kik: whyamidoingthisagain
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