In this thread we shall devise a torture for those sadists that

I usually do that
I also left the milk carton empty back on the fridge
and I never seed my torrents

>>716603459
You animal

>>716603459

Scum you are exactly the filth i was on about

I leave them in there because otherwise my workspace is covered in after eight-wrappers

>>716604588

But the pain of putting your hand in the box and finding only papers is intense don't you understand the consequences of your actions ?

>>716604767
yeah that does finally happen but many more times before that one time theres this wonderful moment when i dig in and find an actual after eight in the among all the empty wrappers

>>716604857

Granted but the next time is a crushing disappointment cos they are all gone how do you cope with the utter despair ?

>>716605062
i usually drink alcohol until i pass out

Who in the fuck actually buys or eats shit like that? If you're a guy and you have that shit in your house just fucking kill yourself.

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>>716605124

But thats most likely what killed George

>>716605326
was it? i thought it was heart failure

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>>716605304

>>716605437

Our britbong media is totally incapable of saying anything bad about a gay person he probably had aids or something

>>716605440
DELET THIS

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>>716605587

Suffer yankee

>>716605572
gay people actually drink more alcohol than any other segment of the population

>>716605712

Can the rest of us ever know the real pain of a sore arse ?

>>716604857
>>716605062
Samefag

>>716606075

Nope the second post is me (op)

>>716606214
The first post was as well

>>716606307
no it was me

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>>716606345

wait a sec

is this some elaborate kind of way to connect to the phrase op is a fag because i mentioned being drunk and then aldo than gay people drink much more than others

but i'm not op

Any one here been around long enough to remember when moot tried id's on the posts (like on pol) ? it was truly disturbing

>>716606612
i loved id's

i loved saging and being heaven

>>716606345
>>716606214
>>716606553
>>716606612
Same fag. But yeah ids were nice. They still haven them on other boards

>>716606553

I am op and im not a faggot cos here in britbong land thats a spicey food and fucking terrible

>>716606747
i thought fag was british slang for a cigarette

>>716606676

Yeah except the unwritten rule thou shalt not sage in a religious bait thread

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>>716606612
You kids haven't driven everyone away. Yet. I've been here since the beginning, before you fucking teenyboppers turned /b/ into the text version of Habbo Hotel.

>>716604857
yes! this dude knows what he's talking about

>>716606797

yup but faggots are food ( but just dont you cant even imagine )

http://britishfood.about.com/od/eorecipes/r/faggots.htm

>>716602394
What, the ones the Salvadoran lady puts on my pillow each morning at the hotel?

>>716606958
Food for tramps & gramps

>>716606881

Excuse me friend ive been drumming for years

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DGCwUoKWcxs

>Tie victim to chair
>Get power sander out with coarse grit sandpaper
>Sand off skin
>Throw victim into bathtub full of lemon juice and salt
>pull victim out and let skin heal
>repeat process until content
>?????
>PROFIT!!!

>>716607022

Yeah and cunts on TV waffling about brit cuisine like we fucking have one

>>716607137

Harsh but fair

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>>716603459
Stop right there criminal scum

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Alright, check this paint masterpiece I made for visuals.

You place the subject in a room with sandpaper as the floor.
The floor is constantly moving like a conveyor belt, forcing the subject to constantly be on the move.
After a while the subject will get tired, fall asleep, and grind on the sandpaper causing him/herself to wake up in agonizing pain.

Keep them in there until satisfied.

>>716607667
Too bad it's another fucking copy pasta.
Bring some OC or gtfo

>>716607667

Hmmmmm thats very well thought out, do you anyone in mind ?

>>716607745
How's this not OC? Has someone posted this shit before me?

>>716607793
Yeah, the one with the first reply haha

>>716607850

Well said he defiantly deserves it and will still be on the thread cos they never fuck off by themselves

>>716607812
literally go to Google and type in "sandpaper torture trap".
Git Gud kid.

>>716608008
What the fuck. There's videos and everything. And here I thought I was original

>>716608171

Dont worry kid you can still say you invented air guitar

>>716608171
It's cool, there's a general "Hivemind" among people. Even if you've thought of something, someone else has had the same idea at one point in time.
Kudos for trying to be original though.

>>716608298
Yeah. To be fair, I did come up with it by myself in my own head. Not my fault someone else has thought of it before me.
>>716608281
Yeah, and I'll think of new colors as well.

man this is one slow fucking night and i'm almost out of booze

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>>716608567

Thats colours yank if your gonna use the queens English do it right