Merry Xmas /b/ Regrettably, my girlfriend passed away in a tragic

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>>716587040
>canoe explosion
Fuck it, I never roll for these things but you bought me with that tragic story. 89 get.

420 get

>>71658704
>canoe explosion
>how do you explode in a fucking canoe

rollk

pls

ill roolllll

>>716587284
Please anon I don't want to talk about it. Can you show some respect by not asking the sordid details and just roll for my dead ex gfs nudes.

Ez

FAKE AND GAY

Also, sage

lets go

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>Canoe explosion
I'm sorry what

>>716587040
Haha canoe i call bullshit unless you got a story

89

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>>716587040
I am the Hammer,
I am the edge of His Sword,
I am the tip of His Spear,
I am the mail about His Fist,
I am the flight of His Arrows,

I am the right hand of my Emperor,
I am the instrument of His will,
I am His Sword as He is my Armor,
I am His Wrath and He is my Zeal,
I am the Bane of His Foes and the Woes of the Treacherous,

Let us be His Shield,
Let us speak His Word as He fuels the Fire of Devotion,
Let us fight His Battles, as He fights the Battle at the end of time,
And let us join Him there, for Duty ends not in Death,
In Vengeance be true, In Valor be Strong,

I am the Hammer,
I am the Sword,
I am the Spear,
I am the Shield,
I am the soldier at the End of Time.

Stupid pasta is stupid pasta...

cb

>>716587040
89

This is gonna be hard

i am your lord and Savior i call upon the to bring an 89

Just so it faggot

Post them nigger

There

>>716587040
89

89

>>716587040
I got this

>>716587838
Fuck. Again

dump them!

>>716587040
ROLL

OP here, it appears we're having difficulty to get this. To make it a bit easier and increase the chances of the get, we'll call it trips.

Good luck anons!!

>>716587853
last time.

Deliver

alright, give em up

>>716587040
89 git

>>716587797
Show some respect mate, his gf died.

>>716587040
roll>>716587889
>winner

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>>716587040
seen this shit a million times over the years, but what the hell
Rolling

>>716587889
Check'd

>>716587889
WINRAR

>>716587889
aw one away from trips! maybe next time

>>716587889
WINRAR

>>716587889
OP here, off by one, unlucky!

Remember it was changed to trips above.....

>>716587874

>>716587924
Haha fuck this is awesome, this is when I first posted the canoe explosion thread. Did you save this??

>>716587889

OP, make us happy then she will rest in peace

>>716587954
>>716587874
b-but trips are harder to get than 89. How is trips supposed to make it easier.

>>716587040
trips

>>716587889
Sweet jesus

Almighty kek will always deliver trips

>>716587040
i'm sorry for our gain.

>>716587954
You ass

>>716587908

>tragic canoe explosion
>canoe explosion

>>716588014
I think it'd be bad karma to release the, against the rules, I made it trips to increase the chances so hopefully you'll get that sooner than 89 again.

89 get
Just curious though, why 89?

>>716587040
tripss

>>716587889
Winrar

op will not deliver anyway.

>>716588024
Trips is easier because there are 10 chances to get it instead of one.

the power within bring 89

>>716588080
that's how many times OPs made this retarded thread

fuck send

>>716588013
fuck I've seen it rolling around for a while just grabbed the last pick I could find.
Also
>>716587889
will op deliver?

>>716588080
It was her favourite number and she used to celebrate the 8/9 each year because of it : (

>>716588132
No, every 100 posts you can get 89. But trips you can only get every 1000 posts, stupid nigger.

>>716588326
89 is one, but u can instead have 111 222 333 444 555 666 777 888 999 000, 10>1, faggot

>>716588326
You're just deliberately trying to confuse it, look it's simple:

> 000
> 111
> 222
> 333
> 444
> 555
> 666
> 777
> 888
> 999

10 options

> 89

1 option

It's 10 times more likely, I'm just trying to be helpful anon.

>>716588385
This

>>7165871658
this wasnt even a debate. feels like u just got bern'd

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>>716587040

>>716588449

Pleb

> 000
> 111
> 222
> 333
> 444
> 555
> 666
> 777
> 888
> 999

> 089
> 189
> 289
> 389
> 489
> 589
> 689
> 789
> 889
> 989

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>>716588553

>>716588617
It's both the same. Every 100 posts you can get either trips or 89

>>716588449
You fags are all wrong. There are 10 89's in each 1000 so they're both equal chance.
>089
>189

>>716587040
SO SAD CANOE EXPLODE

99 GET

>>716588617
Lol but now you're going into thousands so that means the chance decreases. You're just deliberately confusing things on purpose because you aren't MAN enough to just except your wrong.

Don't dump em op

>>716588659
>>716588650
>>716588617

OP here, look guys can you just leave this please and roll. This is an emotional roller coaster for me as it is without me having to correct your mathematics mistakes.

Please, just show some damn respect.

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>>716588553


same anon from v
>>716587924
just going to drop this and solve it once and for all

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>>716588641

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>>716588839
i dont think there was any doubt this is pasta mate

>>716588839
He never said pic related, he may not want to post the pics unless the trips get.

Stop shit posting like this otherwise you might scare OP off and we won't get the nudes.

>>716588839
ARE YOU REAL? ARE WE BEING FOOLED?

>>716588968
Yeah canoe explosions are a common thing in 2016. Modern canoes have been equipped with the latest engines, but a big manufacturer mistake has caused a lot of canoe explosions. I'm sorry for your loss OP.

>>716589081
Thank you, I'm glad someone understands.

>>716588976
Kek

>>716587284
Pretty self explanatory, don't be a dick dude

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>>716587040
>>716587040
friendly reminder - it was a car crash last time

>>716587040
mine died from bike explosion

>>716587284
Are you fucking serious? You sick fuck, man!
This guy is trying to grieve and you're giving him shit?

>>716590565
This

>>716587646
that is a glorious fucking picture